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So who wants what on this final evening of the weekend ...?
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"Thank goodness for that. A large red wine please bartender x" Coming right up grab a chair ive made it a large one on the house as your my first customer of the evening . | |||
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"Pint of please mate, ice and a slice." Coming right up just mingle and I will bring it over in a jiffy | |||
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"Oh go on then...mines a jd and diet please sir x" No problem my lovely you want ice in that ...? | |||
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"Oh go on then...mines a jd and diet please sir x No problem my lovely you want ice in that ...?" Just 2 cubes please  x | |||
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"A pint of real ale please. Cornish ale, if I may - in a 'straight' glass "Is that a Fab straight glass!  | |||
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"Pint of perioni please, and is there and ac-dc in jukebox?? " Coming right up fella thunderstruck is on there of that I'm certain as I'm partial to a bit of rick myself | |||
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"I will have a glass water with ice as I don't drink that's all that's on offer "Want some fresh lemon and lime slices in that sexy | |||
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"A pint of real ale please. Cornish ale, if I may - in a 'straight' glass "It's a fab bar Steve, so it will be in a fab straight glass. | |||
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"Pint of perioni please, and is there and ac-dc in jukebox?? Coming right up fella thunderstruck is on there of that I'm certain as I'm partial to a bit of rick myself "Top man just need Someone willing to have a game of pool with anyone? | |||
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"A pint of real ale please. Cornish ale, if I may - in a 'straight' glass
Is that a Fab straight glass! "Definitely! Oh shit!  THATS why I haven't got abs!  | |||
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"Babycham. Make it a double." Grab a chair and I will be over with one large babycham before you know it | |||
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"A pint of real ale please. Cornish ale, if I may - in a 'straight' glass
It's a fab bar Steve, so it will be in a fab straight glass."I can do that as long as it's got a good head | |||
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"A pint of real ale please. Cornish ale, if I may - in a 'straight' glass "Coming right up Steve | |||
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"I will have a glass water with ice as I don't drink that's all that's on offer
Want some fresh lemon and lime slices in that sexy "Sorry barman I changed my mind can I have a orgasm please | |||
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"Highland Park malt please, no ice. "Grab a chair Doc while I get that ready for you | |||
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"Large glass of Pinot Grigio Blush please barkeep "Coming right up Roxanne I'm sure there's a song name after you by the police on the jukebox over there | |||
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"Oh go on then...mines a jd and diet please sir x No problem my lovely you want ice in that ...? Just 2 cubes please x"There you go enjoy | |||
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"A pint of real ale please. Cornish ale, if I may - in a 'straight' glass
Is that a Fab straight glass! " | |||
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"Morgans & ....make it a double! "Coming right up beautiful you want ice to go with that | |||
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"Cool frosty I.P.A. please and if you have some pistachios that would be great "One cool ipa one bag of pistachios coming right up | |||
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"I have a big bottle of vodka no ice or mix thanks "I take it you want a glass with that | |||
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"Can I have a revolutions bubblegum ice frappe " Errrr sure | |||
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"Think I need a large one please.. Bottle of Bushmills Jug of ice... Turn the music up... And leave me in a corner... But don't forget to get a drink on me for everyone in the room " Coming right up kind sir your here that patrons the next rounds on this kind sir | |||
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"I could do with a couple of days away from my mind so can I have a double from each of the optics in a pint glass topped up with lager, I believe they're called an atom bomb? And a bag of pork scratching please." Coming right up Paul although as your friendly bar tender I must just say drink us rarely the answer where as sex well that always clears the mind | |||
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"Pint of perioni please, and is there and ac-dc in jukebox?? Coming right up fella thunderstruck is on there of that I'm certain as I'm partial to a bit of rick myself
Top man just need Someone willing to have a game of pool with anyone? "Rack em up and I'm sure your have a taker | |||
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"Large glass of Pinot Grigio Blush please barkeep
Coming right up Roxanne I'm sure there's a song name after you by the police on the jukebox over there "I'm singing it already....Roxannnnnnne!! | |||
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"I will have a glass water with ice as I don't drink that's all that's on offer
Want some fresh lemon and lime slices in that sexy
Sorry barman I changed my mind can I have a orgasm please "Behave you cheeky little minx  | |||
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"Is it wine time ? "One bottle of white on the house do my lovely | |||
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"pint of lager please landlord" Coming right up _oddy how are you my lovely not seen you around these parts much lately xxx | |||
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"Couple of cocktails please .....slippery nipple and sex on the beach oh and a single ice cube for some fun later " Coming right up | |||
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"Large glass of Pinot Grigio Blush please barkeep
Coming right up Roxanne I'm sure there's a song name after you by the police on the jukebox over there
I'm singing it already....Roxannnnnnne!!"You don't have to put on that red dress tonight | |||
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"Thank goodness for that. A large red wine please bartender x Coming right up grab a chair ive made it a large one on the house as your my first customer of the evening . "Why thank you kind sir, you will get a tip when a buy my next drink x | |||
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"Havana club and diet please. " Coming right up Mary you wants some ice in that | |||
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"Could i get a honey rum & diet please x" Of coarse you can with ice or with out | |||
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"Thank goodness for that. A large red wine please bartender x Coming right up grab a chair ive made it a large one on the house as your my first customer of the evening .
Why thank you kind sir, you will get a tip when a buy my next drink x"Your to kind but thank you | |||
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"Can I have a nice cold white wine please x "Of coarse you can beautiful how are you well I hope xxx | |||
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"A run and come for me, and a good Islay whisky on ice for the fella. J x" The pair of you grab a couple of chairs at a table and I will be over with your order in just a minute | |||
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"Can I have a nice cold white wine please x
Of coarse you can beautiful how are you well I hope xxx"I'm very good thank you, I can see you're doing very well. I'm pleased for you both x | |||
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"Pint of please mate, ice and a slice. Coming right up just mingle and I will bring it over in a jiffy "I'll have it in a glass if you don't mind | |||
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"Can I have a nice cold white wine please x
Of coarse you can beautiful how are you well I hope xxx
I'm very good thank you, I can see you're doing very well. I'm pleased for you both x "Thanks beautiful your a diamond xxxx | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please "Yippee Coke buddies. Sorry, let me start again. Yippee Coke a Cola friends | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please "Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you . | |||
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"Would the barman like hand from a cheeky barmaid "Yes get that sexy rump round here please I'm rushed off my feet tonight sexy xxx | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Yippee Coke buddies.
Sorry, let me start again.
Yippee Coke a Cola friends "Lol | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Yippee Coke buddies.
Sorry, let me start again.
Yippee Coke a Cola friends "Coke a cola cuming right up would you like anything else sir | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you . "Thanks and 1 for you to | |||
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"Glass of water Please,have an allergy to alcohol.. Can you play Relax (fgth) and born to run by the boss,very loud for us old deaf farts.. Thank you " Sure can fella as that's a great sing any day of the week | |||
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"Would the barman like hand from a cheeky barmaid
Yes get that sexy rump round here please I'm rushed off my feet tonight sexy xxx"That's the way I like to see you i need both hands for this job | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Yippee Coke buddies.
Sorry, let me start again.
Yippee Coke a Cola friends
Coke a cola cuming right up would you like anything else sir"Yes please have you got a menu or is that taking the piss? | |||
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"I'll have a large red stag please just one ice cube, and one for yourself barman "Cheers | |||
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"I'll have a large red stag please just one ice cube, and one for yourself barman "Would you like me to get that for you sir | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
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"I'll have a large red stag please just one ice cube, and one for yourself barman
Would you like me to get that for you sir"That would be delightful  | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Yippee Coke buddies.
Sorry, let me start again.
Yippee Coke a Cola friends
Coke a cola cuming right up would you like anything else sir
Yes please have you got a menu or is that taking the piss?"Now your pushing it sir we do nuts | |||
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"I'll have a large red stag please just one ice cube, and one for yourself barman
Would you like me to get that for you sir
That would be delightful "One large stag cuming right up do you want ice cube on the side | |||
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"I'll have a large red stag please just one ice cube, and one for yourself barman
Would you like me to get that for you sir
That would be delightful
One large stag cuming right up do you want ice cube on the side "Yes please | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?"I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive. If thay r not good then I don't
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"Rum n . Always Rum. I have pirate tendencies. " I let the barman get you that one | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Yippee Coke buddies.
Sorry, let me start again.
Yippee Coke a Cola friends
Coke a cola cuming right up would you like anything else sir
Yes please have you got a menu or is that taking the piss?
Now your pushing it sir we do nuts "Dirty Dancing just started on C5. Any chance you could knock that blasted juke box off please | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
"Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Yippee Coke buddies.
Sorry, let me start again.
Yippee Coke a Cola friends
Coke a cola cuming right up would you like anything else sir
Yes please have you got a menu or is that taking the piss?
Now your pushing it sir we do nuts
Dirty Dancing just started on C5. Any chance you could knock that blasted juke box off please"You don't need dirty dancing on the box get the ladies a drink they might dance for you | |||
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"Rum n . Always Rum. I have pirate tendencies. " Eye eye captain coming right up | |||
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"The jukebox is on free play now all i need is some friendly customers to pass the time of day with
So who wants what on this final evening of the weekend ...?
To drink that is "It's all gone quiet let go behind the bar for some fun  | |||
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"Oh go on then...mines a jd and diet please sir x No problem my lovely you want ice in that ...? Just 2 cubes please x
There you go enjoy "Cheers love x | |||
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"Can I have a nice cold white wine please x "Let's have a bottle of white sit have a chat | |||
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"The jukebox is on free play now all i need is some friendly customers to pass the time of day with
So who wants what on this final evening of the weekend ...?
To drink that is
It's all gone quiet let go behind the bar for some fun "Ive already pinched your bum more than once or twice since you have been this side of the bar cheeky | |||
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"The jukebox is on free play now all i need is some friendly customers to pass the time of day with
So who wants what on this final evening of the weekend ...?
To drink that is
It's all gone quiet let go behind the bar for some fun
Ive already pinched your bum more than once or twice since you have been this side of the bar cheeky "That's just a pinch spank my bottom sticking it out for my top | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco "No disco..... To meney flashing lights.......... | |||
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"The jukebox is on free play now all i need is some friendly customers to pass the time of day with
So who wants what on this final evening of the weekend ...?
To drink that is
It's all gone quiet let go behind the bar for some fun
Ive already pinched your bum more than once or twice since you have been this side of the bar cheeky
That's just a pinch spank my bottom sticking it out for my top "Behave sexy its not that kind of bar your going to have ti wait untill I get you home | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Yippee Coke buddies.
Sorry, let me start again.
Yippee Coke a Cola friends
Coke a cola cuming right up would you like anything else sir
Yes please have you got a menu or is that taking the piss?
Now your pushing it sir we do nuts
Dirty Dancing just started on C5. Any chance you could knock that blasted juke box off please
You don't need dirty dancing on the box get the ladies a drink they might dance for you"If I ask them that I might get hung for all kinds of Sexist reasons. You want to see what some of the locals a like. But if you do find any, I'm sat over there with my mate. | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights.........."We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights.........."It's no problem dude we'll stay here. The lady behind the bar is gonna try and sort something out for us. | |||
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"Can I have a pornstar martini please " Ooo I never coming right up you mischievous little fox | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight "We'll don't expect me to go up it
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"The jukebox is on free play now all i need is some friendly customers to pass the time of day with
So who wants what on this final evening of the weekend ...?
To drink that is
It's all gone quiet let go behind the bar for some fun
Ive already pinched your bum more than once or twice since you have been this side of the bar cheeky
That's just a pinch spank my bottom sticking it out for my top
Behave sexy its not that kind of bar your going to have ti wait untill I get you home "OK sorry everybody bar is closed now I need to get home | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
" I | |||
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"Espresso martini for me please " Coming right grab a chair if you can find one and I will bring it over | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I "Give it here I'll have a go. What you supposed to do? | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I
Give it here I'll have a go.
What you supposed to do?"Ride the pole I think | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I
Give it here I'll have a go.
What you supposed to do?
Ride the pole I think "Ahhhhh Piece of piss I'll be fine. | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
It's no problem dude we'll stay here. The lady behind the bar is gonna try and sort something out for us."The lady behind the bar is the barman sub. Have you gone and asked the ladies if they would like a drink or two | |||
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"I need something stiff, it's been a shitter of a day. Make it a double jd on the rocks "One very stiff JD on ice for aliceinwonderland coming right up | |||
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"I could do with a couple of days away from my mind so can I have a double from each of the optics in a pint glass topped up with lager, I believe they're called an atom bomb? And a bag of pork scratching please. Coming right up Paul although as your friendly bar tender I must just say drink is rarely the answer where as sex well that always clears the mind "I'm not seeking the answer, only to forget the questions. | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I
Give it here I'll have a go.
What you supposed to do?"Put legs around get your hands around the pole pull yourself up on it | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I
Give it here I'll have a go.
What you supposed to do?
Ride the pole I think "I like to ride the pole | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I
Give it here I'll have a go.
What you supposed to do?
Ride the pole I think
I like to ride the pole "Even if it makes your eyes water | |||
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"Can I have a pornstar martini please Ooo I never coming right up you mischievous little fox "I really wish they'd change the name of it | |||
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I
Give it here I'll have a go.
What you supposed to do?
Ride the pole I think
I like to ride the pole
Even if it makes your eyes water "Even better if makes my eyes water then I know it's a good one | |||
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"Highland Park malt please, no ice.
Grab a chair Doc while I get that ready for you "Thank you, must admit this is a better place then a couple I've being in, the service is quicker too, lovely! | |||
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"Can I have a pornstar martini please Ooo I never coming right up you mischievous little fox
I really wish they'd change the name of it "I believe you thousands wouldn't | |||
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"Can I have a pornstar martini please Ooo I never coming right up you mischievous little fox
I really wish they'd change the name of it "What do you think it should be called | |||
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"Highland Park malt please, no ice.
Grab a chair Doc while I get that ready for you
Thank you, must admit this is a better place then a couple I've being in, the service is quicker too, lovely! "Would you like another one sir | |||
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"Highland Park malt please, no ice.
Grab a chair Doc while I get that ready for you
Thank you, must admit this is a better place then a couple I've being in, the service is quicker too, lovely! "So I kind of you to say so I do try to keep everyone's glass full | |||
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"The jukebox is on free play now all i need is some friendly customers to pass the time of day with
So who wants what on this final evening of the weekend ...?
To drink that is "Barman can we go home yet | |||
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"Can I have a pornstar martini please Ooo I never coming right up you mischievous little fox
I really wish they'd change the name of it
What do you think it should be called "Passion martini | |||
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"Can I have a pornstar martini please Ooo I never coming right up you mischievous little fox
I really wish they'd change the name of it
What do you think it should be called
Passion martini "I'm not a martini drinker does it give you passion because if it does we need to give it to some of the men on here | |||
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"Coke please." I get you this one sorry for taking so long was a busy down in the cellar. Just nothing else sir | |||
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"Highland Park malt please, no ice.
Grab a chair Doc while I get that ready for you
Thank you, must admit this is a better place then a couple I've being in, the service is quicker too, lovely!
Would you like another one sir"Yes please, make it a double, thank you. | |||
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"Can I have a pornstar martini please Ooo I never coming right up you mischievous little fox
I really wish they'd change the name of it
What do you think it should be called
Passion martini
I'm not a martini drinker does it give you passion because if it does we need to give it to some of the men on here "It's nothing like an actual martinie it's - Absolut Vanilla Vodka Passionfruit Puree Passionfruit Syrup Passionfruit Liqueur Prosecco (in a shot on the side) | |||
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"Espresso martini for me please Coming right grab a chair if you can find one and I will bring it over "Good man. I'm sure I'll find someone that doesn't mind sitting on my lap | |||
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"Could i get a honey rum & diet please x Of coarse you can with ice or with out "One lump would be lovely
Mrs WD40 x | |||
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