FabSwingers.com forum: How to keep a married man interested

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

* Remind him that other men find you attractive and want to fuck you. You're single and could find another man at any time.

* Send him pics and sexts to remind him of what he's missing.

* Make sure you keep it all secret. If she finds out and he leaves her the shit will hit the fan. If she's happily oblivious he'll keep seeing you. If she's screaming and the kids are crying he won't be in the mood for a shag.

Any other tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring him beer and buy him the latest version of FIFA every year?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Just keep reminding him his wife has 'gone off sex' he'll keep coming back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* remember you're only the piece on the side, don't get too attatched. There's probably more of you.

Know your place

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Blowjobs. They don't get those at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ignore him.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Wear nice undies, they are only used to beige and off white

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Don't ever nag. Remember you're the escape

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By *avethefish400Man
over a year ago

Chichester

Bj's are the way to a mans hart!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Treat him mean, keep him keen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just ignore him.

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blowjobs. They don't get those at home "

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By *uriousTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Chastity cage; then tease and deny him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just ignore him.

He'll get that at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* Remind him that other men find you attractive and want to fuck you. You're single and could find another man at any time.

* Send him pics and sexts to remind him of what he's missing.

Any other tips?"

Tongue in cheek!!!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Anal sex, they definitely aren't getting that at home

Also throw in some roleplay for good measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he has any small pets, boil them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just ignore him.

Haha"

Treat him mean huh!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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don't give him bjs. if they aren't good enough for his wife then they aren't good enough for you.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Get that bi guy around for him to play with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't ever nag. Remember you're the escape"

That is most useful comment on here.

Keep it fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just ignore him.

He'll get that at home.

Silence is the best way. Will soon come back just to find out why you're quiet lol

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By *avethefish400Man
over a year ago

Chichester

"Anal sex, they definitely aren't getting that at home

Also throw in some roleplay for good measure"

I like your thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find him sexy and desirable, show him you want him for sex, not for his skills at cutting the grass and the other shitty stuff of married life lol

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

And top tip.. Don't catch feelings. It makes it complicated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get that bi guy around for him to play with."

This I love x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Have an orgasm not a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you pay for everything hotels food drinks knowing he needs his money for the wife and kids and DIY and cars also give BJ s erotic sex and dressing sexy he will be back as on to a good thing who the mug .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat him like the wife does. And see if he still comes to see you. For example no sex. Say you have had better lovers. Tell him he's useless. And tell him that you have never loved him.(all those are from a married man i know)

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By *ill.willMan
over a year ago

"Blowjobs. They don't get those at home "

Testify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't give him bjs. if they aren't good enough for his wife then they aren't good enough for you."
i like that

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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get pregnant to him.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have an orgasm not a headache

Catchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blowjobs. They don't get those at home "

That's what Henry's is for

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By *uperunknown1Man
over a year ago

Chichester

"[Interest removed by poster at 30/07/17 09:28:24]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't talk to him about your life or problems, especially if your married as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook him his favourite meal, sausage egg beans and chips even if you haven't bumped the car, or if there is a sale on at Dorothy Perkins..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frequent sex, humour and sparkling conversation..

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I know this is all very tongue and cheek however it seems one sided because it is.

Married people are all well and good if its mutal and no emotions involved.

This all seems one sided because it's sarcasm. However the reality isn't much different. Except the non married person is hurt over and over again. They loose their self, they loose their confidence and they spend their time feeling like they will never be good enough.

Sometimes the married person catches feelings too then they also get very manipulative, dangling empty promises.

Often you don't know you're on this path until its too late.

To quote a very wise woman

"sex, fine- Enjoy it when and how you can, it’s a biological function. But play it safe, keep your heart out of it, locked away somewhere safe… like a bank vault.”

Virginia Johnson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him if the wife can join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember that if he gets caught you are 50% to blame for destroying a marriage and probably a family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know this is all very tongue and cheek however it seems one sided because it is.

Married people are all well and good if its mutal and no emotions involved.

Sometimes the married person catches feelings too then they also get very manipulative, dangling empty promises.

Often you don't know you're on this path until its too late.

To quote a very wise woman

"sex, fine- Enjoy it when and how you can, it’s a biological function. But play it safe, keep your heart out of it, locked away somewhere safe… like a bank vault.”

Virginia Johnson"

Why would anyone feel sorry for the bit on the side in these things??

Shouldn't the sympathy be reserved for the poor unsuspecting other half?

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"* Remind him that other men find you attractive and want to fuck you. You're single and could find another man at any time.

* Send him pics and sexts to remind him of what he's missing.

Any other tips?"
you sound great

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Even better response

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"Remember that if he gets caught you are 50% to blame for destroying a marriage and probably a family. "

No, would be entirely my own responsibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring him beer and buy him the latest version of FIFA every year? "

Great minds think alike

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Promise to not have sex with anyone else, even though he's getting it from two women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have an orgasm not a headache

Have many orgasm tell him he is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would think not being his wife would be enough, but I'm hardly any expert in the infidelity department, at least not being the one cheating. Or being the bit on the side

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Have an orgasm not a headache

Orgasms get rid of my headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blowjobs. They don't get those at home "

My hubby does

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Remember that if he gets caught you are 50% to blame for destroying a marriage and probably a family.

No, would be entirely my own responsibility. "
great comment. I tell me wife because it turns her on knowing I meet others

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Offer him doggy style sex while football is on the tv so he can still watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* Remind him that other men find you attractive and want to fuck you. You're single and could find another man at any time.

* Send him pics and sexts to remind him of what he's missing.

Any other tips?"

Don't fuck with married men would be mine. Each to their own though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep reminding them u totally understand they cant leave their wife because of the kids/wife's depression/losing the house because of mortgage /the neighbour's goldfish pete they just adopted/that they are a lying dick.. ect and you will wait how ever long it takes

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Massage his ego or is it his prostrate gland. Both works.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

i wd say just dress up nice and look sexy .. too many cant seem to be bothered ..i hear it from married guys all the time

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"I know this is all very tongue and cheek however it seems one sided because it is.

Married people are all well and good if its mutal and no emotions involved.

Sometimes the married person catches feelings too then they also get very manipulative, dangling empty promises.

Often you don't know you're on this path until its too late.

To quote a very wise woman

"sex, fine- Enjoy it when and how you can, it’s a biological function. But play it safe, keep your heart out of it, locked away somewhere safe… like a bank vault.”

Virginia Johnson

Why would anyone feel sorry for the bit on the side in these things??

Shouldn't the sympathy be reserved for the poor unsuspecting other half?

I'm not asking for sympathy I'm stating fact. You accept a world of pain to protect her life. Not all "bits on the side" are cold and heartless.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I know this is all very tongue and cheek however it seems one sided because it is.

Married people are all well and good if its mutal and no emotions involved.

Sometimes the married person catches feelings too then they also get very manipulative, dangling empty promises.

Often you don't know you're on this path until its too late.

To quote a very wise woman

"sex, fine- Enjoy it when and how you can, it’s a biological function. But play it safe, keep your heart out of it, locked away somewhere safe… like a bank vault.”

Virginia Johnson

Why would anyone feel sorry for the bit on the side in these things??

Shouldn't the sympathy be reserved for the poor unsuspecting other half?

I'm not asking for sympathy I'm stating fact. You accept a world of pain to protect her life. Not all "bits on the side" are cold and heartless. "

They aren't?

Different when it's a man shagging a married woman I expect. It will still be her fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the fridge full of Bud's.

Also, buy fresh pork pie daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you can't separate sex from emotion you have a problem...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Be available at short notice for brief periods of hasty sex.

Always be waxed, groomed and polished.

Give up your friends now, they'll drift away anyway because you'll cancel on them for above short notice meets.

Always be cheerful, after all he gets enough misery at home.

Never refuse sex, after all he gets refused at home ...even though he's stopped wanting her because you're so great.

Don't expect to see him while you have your period...he will be busy.

Don't have other men friends or lovers, it wouldn't be right to be unfaithful to him now would it?

The above applies in reverse too.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Do that special trick with your tongue.

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By *arklordMan
over a year ago

rugeley

just be the dirtiest slut you can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* remember you're only the piece on the side, don't get too attatched. There's probably more of you.

Know your place

Exactly this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be available at short notice for brief periods of hasty sex.

Always be waxed, groomed and polished.

Give up your friends now, they'll drift away anyway because you'll cancel on them for above short notice meets.

Always be cheerful, after all he gets enough misery at home.

Never refuse sex, after all he gets refused at home ...even though he's stopped wanting her because you're so great.

Don't expect to see him while you have your period...he will be busy.

Don't have other men friends or lovers, it wouldn't be right to be unfaithful to him now would it?

The above applies in reverse too."

This also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* remember you're only the piece on the side, don't get too attatched. There's probably more of you.

Know your place

Exactly this...

I'm confused. Cheating married men are generally considered the lowest form of life on here, yet their lover (ha ha, blue moons, flying pigs etc.) are all of a sudden victims?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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Don't have other men friends or lovers, it wouldn't be right to be unfaithful to him now would it?

..."

Very good point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Massage his ego or is it his prostrate gland. Both works.

*puts rubber gloves on*

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Let him be first in the gangbang queue from time to time.

It's like his birthday every time he meets you, so don't let him forget yours

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By *ill.willMan
over a year ago

Quote from peaky blinders "keep his belly full and his balls empty"

Sounds about right to me? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blowjobs. They don't get those at home "

That is true. Lol

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

More like grey applecatchers in our house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't ever nag. Remember you're the escape"

Yes. Definitely do not nag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never have a headache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never compare him to your husband

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"* Remind him that other men find you attractive and want to fuck you. You're single and could find another man at any time.

* Send him pics and sexts to remind him of what he's missing.

Any other tips?"

Practice holding a perfectly still and level flat back so he can fuck you doggy style while resting his pint on your back without spilling any while watching match of the day

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"* Remind him that other men find you attractive and want to fuck you. You're single and could find another man at any time.

* Send him pics and sexts to remind him of what he's missing.

Any other tips?

Practice holding a perfectly still and level flat back so he can fuck you doggy style while resting his pint on your back without spilling any while watching match of the day"

I'd love that

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

"Promise to not have sex with anyone else, even though he's getting it from two women. "

Or even better keep him interested by promising loads of 3sums with your bi friends and keep up the delusion that he'd really be your life partner if it wasn't for the kids/mortgage/3 stray cats he will lose custody of.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Promise to not have sex with anyone else, even though he's getting it from two women.

very true!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make him better meals than his wife.

And, take it up the arse whenever he wants it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be his fantasy girl. He has enough reality in his life.

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