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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My d*unken brain wants to put the world to rights and tries to make sense of my life.

She also wants to send filthy messages to my men- I've learned how to control that part of my brain.

Who else is d*unk and finds alcohol unleashes parts of the brain that are normally kept sedated?

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By *aughtyboy79Man
over a year ago

North East


"My d*unken brain wants to put the world to rights and tries to make sense of my life.

She also wants to send filthy messages to my men- I've learned how to control that part of my brain.

Who else is d*unk and finds alcohol unleashes parts of the brain that are normally kept sedated? "

It's Saturday night...i expect many responses to this lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My d*unken brain wants to put the world to rights and tries to make sense of my life.

She also wants to send filthy messages to my men- I've learned how to control that part of my brain.

Who else is d*unk and finds alcohol unleashes parts of the brain that are normally kept sedated?

It's Saturday night...i expect many responses to this lol! "

They'll all be too busy looking for a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My d*unken brain wants to put the world to rights and tries to make sense of my life.

She also wants to send filthy messages to my men- I've learned how to control that part of my brain.

Who else is d*unk and finds alcohol unleashes parts of the brain that are normally kept sedated?

It's Saturday night...i expect many responses to this lol!

They'll all be too busy looking for a fuck "

Sounds like you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My d*unken brain wants to put the world to rights and tries to make sense of my life.

She also wants to send filthy messages to my men- I've learned how to control that part of my brain.

Who else is d*unk and finds alcohol unleashes parts of the brain that are normally kept sedated?

It's Saturday night...i expect many responses to this lol!

They'll all be too busy looking for a fuck

Sounds like you are"

No. I'm too d*unk to fuck. I've had an offer since I logged on 15 minutes ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not d*unk but i can still chat shit with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My d*unken brain wants to put the world to rights and tries to make sense of my life.

She also wants to send filthy messages to my men- I've learned how to control that part of my brain.

Who else is d*unk and finds alcohol unleashes parts of the brain that are normally kept sedated?

It's Saturday night...i expect many responses to this lol!

They'll all be too busy looking for a fuck

Sounds like you are

No. I'm too d*unk to fuck. I've had an offer since I logged on 15 minutes ago.

"

Pour another one ma'am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not d*unk but i can still chat shit with you "

I do love a bit of chatting shit. We've been doing it all night at my sister's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My d*unken brain wants to put the world to rights and tries to make sense of my life.

She also wants to send filthy messages to my men- I've learned how to control that part of my brain.

Who else is d*unk and finds alcohol unleashes parts of the brain that are normally kept sedated?

It's Saturday night...i expect many responses to this lol!

They'll all be too busy looking for a fuck

Sounds like you are

No. I'm too d*unk to fuck. I've had an offer since I logged on 15 minutes ago.

Pour another one ma'am "

I've left the house that had the alcohol and am home in bed. I'm a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not d*unk but i can still chat shit with you

I do love a bit of chatting shit. We've been doing it all night at my sister's "

Lol so what do you want to put to rights ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink often. Not since discovering the joys of glue. But when I did, I was much friendlier. Not in "disco hands" way. Just nicer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not d*unk but i can still chat shit with you

I do love a bit of chatting shit. We've been doing it all night at my sister's

Lol so what do you want to put to rights ?"

All the bad things that happen to children. It's not fair is it..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't drink often. Not since discovering the joys of glue. But when I did, I was much friendlier. Not in "disco hands" way. Just nicer.

"

I'm always friendly. I'm one of those personable people who talks to anyone and are not easily offended. It's probably annoying to some people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not d*unk but i can still chat shit with you

I do love a bit of chatting shit. We've been doing it all night at my sister's

Lol so what do you want to put to rights ?

All the bad things that happen to children. It's not fair is it.."

Not at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not d*unk but i can still chat shit with you

I do love a bit of chatting shit. We've been doing it all night at my sister's

Lol so what do you want to put to rights ?

All the bad things that happen to children. It's not fair is it..

Not at all "

Knew it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma mate who lives across the hall from me has had a "few" and is now snoring his head off on ma sofa

Should I sprinkle some pepper under his nose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of water and a good nights sleep sorts a lot of shit out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ma mate who lives across the hall from me has had a "few" and is now snoring his head off on ma sofa

Should I sprinkle some pepper under his nose? "

Do it

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm really d*unk. Ive been trying to find a guy who can fit his own dick up his ass but they keep disappearing when I ask them to prove it Am I the problem, or are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really d*unk. Ive been trying to find a guy who can fit his own dick up his ass but they keep disappearing when I ask them to prove it Am I the problem, or are they? "

Not my thing, but good luck in your search. They are the problem for trying in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ma mate who lives across the hall from me has had a "few" and is now snoring his head off on ma sofa

Should I sprinkle some pepper under his nose? "

Oh you evil man!

Put it in his pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm really d*unk. Ive been trying to find a guy who can fit his own dick up his ass but they keep disappearing when I ask them to prove it Am I the problem, or are they? "

I've seen someone on here with pics of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm really d*unk. Ive been trying to find a guy who can fit his own dick up his ass but they keep disappearing when I ask them to prove it Am I the problem, or are they?

Not my thing, but good luck in your search. They are the problem for trying in the first place. "

Why Is that a problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pint of water and a good nights sleep sorts a lot of shit out"

and put his hand in the pint...he wont be asking to kip on your sofa again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really d*unk. Ive been trying to find a guy who can fit his own dick up his ass but they keep disappearing when I ask them to prove it Am I the problem, or are they?

I've seen someone on here with pics of that "

Everyone has a skill.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'm really d*unk. Ive been trying to find a guy who can fit his own dick up his ass but they keep disappearing when I ask them to prove it Am I the problem, or are they?

Not my thing, but good luck in your search. They are the problem for trying in the first place. "

Noooo they're not the problem for trying, they're the problem if they can't prove it!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'm really d*unk. Ive been trying to find a guy who can fit his own dick up his ass but they keep disappearing when I ask them to prove it Am I the problem, or are they?

I've seen someone on here with pics of that "

It's a beautiful thing

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Booze makes me a bit flirty and then sleepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find when I'm d*unk my spelling goes tits up and it's incomprehensible so coming on here is just a terrible idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brain should be sedated. I have no filter even when sober.

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