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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK

Ok it's your move....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Me to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok it's your move...."

E2:E4, can only assume I'm white if its me 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock to Pussy 4 is that right

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK


"Me to bed "

To be fair, that's not a bad move!

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK


"Ok it's your move....

E2:E4, can only assume I'm white if its me 1st"

Not much on E4 this time of night!

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK


"Cock to Pussy 4 is that right "

What move would involve a cock block? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not clever enough for chess. Can someone teach me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't play chess!

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK


"I'm not clever enough for chess. Can someone teach me?"

I can make it draughts... just give me five minutes while I run round opening all windows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't play chess! "

The easiest thing to remember is the queen is most powerful and must look after her king

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK


"I can't play chess! "

Me neither all I know is pawns, knights, bishops, kings and queens..

It's like the middle ages all over again, or Fab on a Saturday night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't play chess!

Me neither all I know is pawns, knights, bishops, kings and queens..

It's like the middle ages all over again, or Fab on a Saturday night! "

You missed out castles/rooks. Every king and queen needs a castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can we carry this on tomorrow, so I can presume my position, and the power that I perceive I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm undecided if I'm a bishop or a castle........ffs.

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK


"I can't play chess!

Me neither all I know is pawns, knights, bishops, kings and queens..

It's like the middle ages all over again, or Fab on a Saturday night!

You missed out castles/rooks. Every king and queen needs a castle"

Rooks makes it sound like rugby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Please can we carry this on tomorrow, so I can presume my position, and the power that I perceive I have."

Works for me, but I'm not the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't play chess!

Me neither all I know is pawns, knights, bishops, kings and queens..

It's like the middle ages all over again, or Fab on a Saturday night!

You missed out castles/rooks. Every king and queen needs a castle

Rooks makes it sound like rugby!"

Or a Saturday night in the centre of Aberdeen

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK


" I'm undecided if I'm a bishop or a castle........ffs."

It may be safer in the castle.. the fab bishops keep getting bashed! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'm undecided if I'm a bishop or a castle........ffs.

It may be safer in the castle.. the fab bishops keep getting bashed! lol"

Anyone female or over 14 is probably safe from a bishop anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'm undecided if I'm a bishop or a castle........ffs.

It may be safer in the castle.. the fab bishops keep getting bashed! lol"

Looooooool I'm off to bed, will be looking for this thread tomorrow, God's speed one and all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'm undecided if I'm a bishop or a castle........ffs.

It may be safer in the castle.. the fab bishops keep getting bashed! lol

Looooooool I'm off to bed, will be looking for this thread tomorrow, God's speed one and all. "

Good night

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK


" I'm undecided if I'm a bishop or a castle........ffs.

It may be safer in the castle.. the fab bishops keep getting bashed! lol

Looooooool I'm off to bed, will be looking for this thread tomorrow, God's speed one and all. "

Take care and goodnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's see who's placed queen. I have a strong feeling I know who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vidka martinez would you like to have a game of draughts with me instead ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone moves there stinking bishop striaght into the queens "castle"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rTRv5pIyoI

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i'm castling my king.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's see who's placed queen. I have a strong feeling I know who "

I'm just lost haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's see who's placed queen. I have a strong feeling I know who

I'm just lost haha "

Here hold my hand you rookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm castling my king."

What was that song (bit off topic) King off my castle ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"i'm castling my king."

You can queen me anytime

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK


"i'm castling my king.

What was that song (bit off topic) King off my castle ?"

Was that the Wamdue Project?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"i'm castling my king.

What was that song (bit off topic) King off my castle ?"

Wamdue Project - King Of My Castle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwdlqquJDK4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm castling my king.

What was that song (bit off topic) King off my castle ?"

It was the wamdue project xxx

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i'm castling my king.

What was that song (bit off topic) King off my castle ?"

lol, i prefer tina turner acid queen.

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK

There was Castles in the Sky by Ian Van Dahl too...

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK


"i'm castling my king.

What was that song (bit off topic) King off my castle ?

lol, i prefer tina turner acid queen."

Or anything by Queen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was Castles in the Sky by Ian Van Dahl too... "

And also don McLean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm castling my king.

What was that song (bit off topic) King off my castle ?

Wamdue Project - King Of My Castle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwdlqquJDK4"

That's the one. !!

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK

Then there was also China Crisis... King in a Catholic Style...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was Castles in the Sky by Ian Van Dahl too... "

Let's not quote every song with castle in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was Castles in the Sky by Ian Van Dahl too...

Let's not quote every song with castle in it "

Or King or queen jeeesh

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK


"There was Castles in the Sky by Ian Van Dahl too...

Let's not quote every song with castle in it "

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i'm castling my king.

You can queen me anytime "

*sits on my throne*

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man
over a year ago

North West UK


"There was Castles in the Sky by Ian Van Dahl too...

Let's not quote every song with castle in it

Or King or queen jeeesh "

Damn you are spoiling my crap humour and musical tastes.. haha

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"There was Castles in the Sky by Ian Van Dahl too...

Let's not quote every song with castle in it

"

let's all quote queen songs though.

sex pistols - god save the queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was Castles in the Sky by Ian Van Dahl too...

Let's not quote every song with castle in it

Or King or queen jeeesh

Damn you are spoiling my crap humour and musical tastes.. haha "

God damn you poaching my thread idea then it gets hijacked. Pffffft not impressed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If we're going down the music way then....

King For A Day - Faith No More

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAUXPkx7gMI

The March Of The Black Queen - Queen

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoBMhx_ap_g

Knights Of Cydonia - Muse

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_sBOsh-vyI

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"If we're going down the music way then....

King For A Day - Faith No More

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAUXPkx7gMI

The March Of The Black Queen - Queen

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoBMhx_ap_g

Knights Of Cydonia - Muse

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_sBOsh-vyI"

no we're not. stop that now.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"no we're not. stop that now. "

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"no we're not. stop that now.

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM"

if this topic really was chess then that was a good move.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"no we're not. stop that now.

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

if this topic really was chess then that was a good move. "

I don't mind the occasional game of chess mate, but I much prefer backgammon

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"no we're not. stop that now.

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

if this topic really was chess then that was a good move.

I don't mind the occasional game of chess mate, but I much prefer backgammon "

backgammon probably is easier tbf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won, you all quit.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I won, you all quit."

Check fuckin mate

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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*throws chess table over in a strop*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Gets out the playing cards*

Anyone for pontoon?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"*throws chess table over in a strop*"

Pick Up The Pieces - Average White Band

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfAJLGFWxYo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deal me in. I dont know how to play, but Ill let you take advantage of me.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"*Gets out the playing cards*

Anyone for pontoon?"

Yea but call it blackjack so we sound more like hardened gamblers

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"*throws chess table over in a strop*

Pick Up The Pieces - Average White Band

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfAJLGFWxYo"

shh, i already lost.

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By *shpred1Man
over a year ago

Romford

Throw the board at the ceiling. Your move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Gets out the playing cards*

Anyone for pontoon?

Yea but call it blackjack so we sound more like hardened gamblers "

Blackjack sounds better to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Gets out the playing cards*

Anyone for pontoon?

Yea but call it blackjack so we sound more like hardened gamblers "

That's a small licorice chew

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"*Gets out the playing cards*

Anyone for pontoon?

Yea but call it blackjack so we sound more like hardened gamblers

That's a small licorice chew"

fruit salads were far superior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we playing the Tudor Court rules? If so ... I could choose Tottenham Court Road or Chancery Lane but if we're playing the Lord Knaresborough's Yorkshire variation .. Mornington Crescent?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I can't play chess! "

that's ok I suspect chess is a metaphor for something else here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't play chess! "

I can't play chess either let's play poker instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck - I couldn't even get these fuckers to play noughts and crosses or connect 4.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/598815

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/598818

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't play chess!

The easiest thing to remember is the queen is most powerful and must look after her king"

If we're talking about Fab chess, the house as in site is the King & the mods are the Queen.

So.....no matter how clever you think your moves on here are, we're all just pawns & rooks ~ easily stoppable & disposable.

Thus endeth the lesson for today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't play chess!

The easiest thing to remember is the queen is most powerful and must look after her king

If we're talking about Fab chess, the house as in site is the King & the mods are the Queen.

So.....no matter how clever you think your moves on here are, we're all just pawns & rooks ~ easily stoppable & disposable.

Thus endeth the lesson for today.... "

What about the clique!?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I can't play chess!

The easiest thing to remember is the queen is most powerful and must look after her king

If we're talking about Fab chess, the house as in site is the King & the mods are the Queen.

So.....no matter how clever you think your moves on here are, we're all just pawns & rooks ~ easily stoppable & disposable.

Thus endeth the lesson for today....

What about the clique!? "

I've been waiting for that comment, my money was on you to make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't play chess!

The easiest thing to remember is the queen is most powerful and must look after her king

If we're talking about Fab chess, the house as in site is the King & the mods are the Queen.

So.....no matter how clever you think your moves on here are, we're all just pawns & rooks ~ easily stoppable & disposable.

Thus endeth the lesson for today....

What about the clique!?

I've been waiting for that comment, my money was on you to make it "

Glad I didn't disappoint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't play chess!

The easiest thing to remember is the queen is most powerful and must look after her king

If we're talking about Fab chess, the house as in site is the King & the mods are the Queen.

So.....no matter how clever you think your moves on here are, we're all just pawns & rooks ~ easily stoppable & disposable.

Thus endeth the lesson for today....

What about the clique!? "

I think they'd be Bishops, quite powerful but have their limitations depending on the positioning of others.....

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