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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Facebook is showing you sponsored links for coach holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see lots of laughter lines on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've got more dead pals than alive ones

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

When Radio 2 has started to employ the DJs from radio 1 and they are the reason you stopped listening to radio 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get nostalgic over an actual porn magazine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When going out two nights in a row is impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When going out two nights in a row is impossible "

You're only 31!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to have one of them boxes to put all your daily tablets in

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon

When you start talking to the girl at work about a great band you once saw live...

And suddenly realise she wasn't even born then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook is showing you sponsored links for coach holidays

When I get a message vefrom a fit young man and all I think is...what would your mother say if she knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is this old we are talking about -

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

Sorry what was the question again

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"When Radio 2 has started to employ the DJs from radio 1 and they are the reason you stopped listening to radio 1. "

Slide over to R4. Ahhhhh. Like a comfy pair of slippers, wingback chair and an enlarged prostate.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

When you want to borrow another person's child just for an hour to make you feel young again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Radio 2 has started to employ the DJs from radio 1 and they are the reason you stopped listening to radio 1.

Slide over to R4. Ahhhhh. Like a comfy pair of slippers, wingback chair and an enlarged prostate.

Nah Radio 6 is where it's at. Philistines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When dancing for hours on The Hoe means you need to sleep most of the following day. (This may or may not have happened today).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Songs you still listen to and which have amazing memories for you now feature on 'the golden hour' and 'guess the year' or even worse 'old school anthems' segments of radio shows!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

When you get stopped by the pretty girls age filter

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

When you haven't been on WhatsApp for 14 hrs or replied to a text forn4 hrs because your phone is on silent because you are busy, so people assume you are dead and report you as a missing person.

Yes... that happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ur in your pjs debating with yourself whether to go to bed at 21.40 on a saturday night fml

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"When you haven't been on WhatsApp for 14 hrs or replied to a text forn4 hrs because your phone is on silent because you are busy, so people assume you are dead and report you as a missing person.

Yes... that happened."

That happened to me, my dad almost broke my door down. I was napping

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

When it's pissing down outside and your first thought is "oh well it'll be good for the garden"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're lay in bed at 9:45pm on a Saturday night contributing to a forum on a swingers site.... About getting old!!! FML

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/07/17 21:48:39]"

When you've forgotten what you were going to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think coasters would make a nice gift.

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading

"When you start talking to the girl at work about a great band you once saw live...

And suddenly realise she wasn't even born then."

Spam for 'Seniors Dating' Cheeky buggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your idols start dying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of anything. I must be young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you haven't been on WhatsApp for 14 hrs or replied to a text forn4 hrs because your phone is on silent because you are busy, so people assume you are dead and report you as a missing person.

Yes... that happened.

That happened to me, my dad almost broke my door down. I was napping

Were you napping whilst watching countdown and wrapped in a tartan blanket because that is another sign

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By *aughty-MittsCouple
over a year ago

Newport

When you start noticing wrinkles. I found a line under my eye other day....tragic! Haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When going out two nights in a row is impossible "

Blimey you're a baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you see lots of laughter lines on your face

Laughter lines...? Surely nothing is that funny

Apologies, and not directed in your lovely, smooth skinned direction. Just a very funny line I once heard said in a pub

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When you're out clubbing, and kids you taught in infants school buy you a drink!

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon

When you keep repeating the same old stories

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon

When you keep repeating the same old stories

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon

When you keep repeating the same old stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go aarrggghhh evert time you bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start a sentence and you forget.......

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"When you haven't been on WhatsApp for 14 hrs or replied to a text forn4 hrs because your phone is on silent because you are busy, so people assume you are dead and report you as a missing person.

Yes... that happened.

That happened to me, my dad almost broke my door down. I was napping

Were you napping whilst watching countdown and wrapped in a tartan blanket because that is another sign

Ha! There may have been a hot water bottle involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would say when you not getting much action then you know your too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when "Now That's What I Call Music" didn't have a number

and Space:1999 was set way in the future!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't be arsed arguing anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you go aarrggghhh evert time you bend over"

Depends on who's behind you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you go aarrggghhh evert time you bend over

Depends on who's behind you.

and how big the strap on is

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

You're flicking through the TV channels and Time Team is on. You get drawn in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you finding yourself sticking to the speed limit and tut tut at the milk float going past you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are filtered out from messaging more people than not...

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Saga holidays are starting to look appealling

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

"Facebook is showing you sponsored links for coach holidays

Or Saga holidays, when you're not 50 yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook is showing you sponsored links for coach holidays

Or Saga holidays, when you're not 50 yet!

Ooooh can I go on a Saga holiday now then ?

Might be more fun than it sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When clock is ticking.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

A clitoris reminds you of a Woodbine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When going out two nights in a row is impossible "

oh dear - lets hopeits just a passing phase - ive done 3 long shifts this week and one day 1 and 2 went out after shift - ok i was tired today but im over 20 years older than you -

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

When you look at a Fab profile and think 'damn she's younger than my kids'

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

When I'm really thinking about what I'll be doing at retirement age. I really don't want to get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When dancing for hours on The Hoe means you need to sleep most of the following day. (This may or may not have happened today). "

And your aching for days x

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

when people start calling you young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't get wood..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you daren't have candles on your birthday cake in case you scorch the ceiling.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

When you pass a loo and think ,may as well go now lol

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you pass a loo and think ,may as well go now lol

Miss"

When you read what you've just said and have to go

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

When you've just had sex and all you can think about is the house chores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you leave something for tomorrow and tomorrow comes and you can't be arsed doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When hip op is no longer a music genre, but something you go in hospital for.

When there is more hair sprouting from your ears and nose than your head

When you turn into Edwin Star when you pick something up of the floor (wash, huh, God god Ya'll)

When you take a cardigan just in case

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"When you pass a loo and think ,may as well go now lol

Miss

When you read what you've just said and have to go

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

When your old enough to be peoples dads in the office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A company rings up and asks if you need a stairlift XXX

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

When you have to sit down to put on your trousers/jeans.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

You get home, put on your pjs and flop in front of the tv on a saturday night

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

when it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Songs you still listen to and which have amazing memories for you now feature on 'the golden hour' and 'guess the year' or even worse 'old school anthems' segments of radio shows!"

The "old school anthems" usually got early 90's music like oasis/pulp/blur etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't get up off the couch without letting out a groan

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When people start clapping when you say how old you are

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Your talking with workmate about old TV programmes and realise they've not been on air for 20odd years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I referred to a Collander in conversation with someone of about 18 the other day.....they looked at me like a confused puppy

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

You just know how to make a women.... Feel like a woman....

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

You don't stop having fun when you grow old.

You grow old when you stop having fun.

My aim is to grow old disgracefully and at 68 I'm doing great

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

I agree, I'm 65 and having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you enjoy watching corrie n emerdale farm how fecking sad is that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you are the youngest aged 70 amongst your friends list

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"When you enjoy watching corrie n emerdale farm how fecking sad is that lol

You'll have Time Team sniffing around. Fine if you have a thing about Baldrick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are rejected by matchmaking websites, with the suggestion that carbon dating might be more your thing.

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