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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Three classes of men according to kama sutra

The hare man.

The bull man.

The horse man.

according to the size of his lingam

And for woman, according to the depth of her yoni.

A female deer,

A mare,

A female elephant

Was interested to read the different pussy details

The Mrigi (a female deer)has a Yoni six fingers deep. Her body is delicate, with girlish aspect, soft and tender. Her head is small and well-proportioned; her bosom stands up well; her stomach is thin and drawn in; her thighs and Mons Veneris are fleshy, and her build below the hips is solid, whilst her arms from the shoulder downwards are large and rounded. Her hair is thick and curly; her eyes are black as the dark lotus-flower; her nostrils are fine; her cheeks and cars are large; her hands, feet, and lower lip are ruddy, and her fingers are straight. Her voice is that of the Kokila bird, and her gait the rolling of the elephant. She eats moderately, but is much addicted to the pleasure of love; she is affectionate but jealous, and she is active in mind when not subdued by her passions. Her Kama-salila has the pleasant perfume of the lotus-flower

The mare (The Vadava or Ashvini) numbers nine fingers depth. Her body is delicate; her arms are thick from the shoulders downwards; her breasts and hips are broad and fleshy, and her umbilical region is high-raised, but without protuberant stomach. Her hands and feet are red like flowers, and well-proportioned. Her head slopes forwards and is covered with long and straight hair; her forehead is retreating; her neck is long and much bent; her throat, eyes, and mouth are broad, and her eyes are like the petals of the dark lotus. She has a graceful walk, and she loves sleep and good living. Though choleric and versatile, she is affectionate to her husband; she does not easily arrive at the venereal spasm, and her Kama-salila is perfumed like the lotus.

The elephant/ bucket (The Karini) has a Yoni twelve fingers in depth. Un clean in her person, she has large breasts; her nose, ears, and throat are long and thick; her cheeks are blown or expanded; her lips are long and bent outwards (bordes); her eyes are fierce and yellow-tinged; her face is broad; her hair is thick and somewhat blackish; her feet, hands, and arms are short and fat; and her teeth are large and sharp as a dog's. She is noisy when eating; her voice is hard and harsh; she is gluttonous in the extreme, and her joints crack with every movement. Of a wicked and utterly shameless disposition, she never hesitates to commit sin. Excited and disquieted by carnal desires, she is not easily satisfied, and requires congress unusually protracted. Her Kama-salila is very abundant, and it suggests the juice which flows from the elephant's temples.

I wonder does this ring any truths?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Three classes of men according to kama sutra

The hare man.

The bull man.

The horse man.

according to the size of his lingam

And for woman, according to the depth of her yoni.

A female deer,

A mare,

A female elephant

Was interested to read the different pussy details

The Mrigi (a female deer)has a Yoni six fingers deep. Her body is delicate, with girlish aspect, soft and tender. Her head is small and well-proportioned; her bosom stands up well; her stomach is thin and drawn in; her thighs and Mons Veneris are fleshy, and her build below the hips is solid, whilst her arms from the shoulder downwards are large and rounded. Her hair is thick and curly; her eyes are black as the dark lotus-flower; her nostrils are fine; her cheeks and cars are large; her hands, feet, and lower lip are ruddy, and her fingers are straight. Her voice is that of the Kokila bird, and her gait the rolling of the elephant. She eats moderately, but is much addicted to the pleasure of love; she is affectionate but jealous, and she is active in mind when not subdued by her passions. Her Kama-salila has the pleasant perfume of the lotus-flower

The mare (The Vadava or Ashvini) numbers nine fingers depth. Her body is delicate; her arms are thick from the shoulders downwards; her breasts and hips are broad and fleshy, and her umbilical region is high-raised, but without protuberant stomach. Her hands and feet are red like flowers, and well-proportioned. Her head slopes forwards and is covered with long and straight hair; her forehead is retreating; her neck is long and much bent; her throat, eyes, and mouth are broad, and her eyes are like the petals of the dark lotus. She has a graceful walk, and she loves sleep and good living. Though choleric and versatile, she is affectionate to her husband; she does not easily arrive at the venereal spasm, and her Kama-salila is perfumed like the lotus.

The elephant/ bucket (The Karini) has a Yoni twelve fingers in depth. Un clean in her person, she has large breasts; her nose, ears, and throat are long and thick; her cheeks are blown or expanded; her lips are long and bent outwards (bordes); her eyes are fierce and yellow-tinged; her face is broad; her hair is thick and somewhat blackish; her feet, hands, and arms are short and fat; and her teeth are large and sharp as a dog's. She is noisy when eating; her voice is hard and harsh; she is gluttonous in the extreme, and her joints crack with every movement. Of a wicked and utterly shameless disposition, she never hesitates to commit sin. Excited and disquieted by carnal desires, she is not easily satisfied, and requires congress unusually protracted. Her Kama-salila is very abundant, and it suggests the juice which flows from the elephant's temples.

I wonder does this ring any truths? "

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port


"Three classes of men according to kama sutra

The hare man.

The bull man.

The horse man.

according to the size of his lingam

And for woman, according to the depth of her yoni.

A female deer,

A mare,

A female elephant

Was interested to read the different pussy details

The Mrigi (a female deer)has a Yoni six fingers deep. Her body is delicate, with girlish aspect, soft and tender. Her head is small and well-proportioned; her bosom stands up well; her stomach is thin and drawn in; her thighs and Mons Veneris are fleshy, and her build below the hips is solid, whilst her arms from the shoulder downwards are large and rounded. Her hair is thick and curly; her eyes are black as the dark lotus-flower; her nostrils are fine; her cheeks and cars are large; her hands, feet, and lower lip are ruddy, and her fingers are straight. Her voice is that of the Kokila bird, and her gait the rolling of the elephant. She eats moderately, but is much addicted to the pleasure of love; she is affectionate but jealous, and she is active in mind when not subdued by her passions. Her Kama-salila has the pleasant perfume of the lotus-flower

The mare (The Vadava or Ashvini) numbers nine fingers depth. Her body is delicate; her arms are thick from the shoulders downwards; her breasts and hips are broad and fleshy, and her umbilical region is high-raised, but without protuberant stomach. Her hands and feet are red like flowers, and well-proportioned. Her head slopes forwards and is covered with long and straight hair; her forehead is retreating; her neck is long and much bent; her throat, eyes, and mouth are broad, and her eyes are like the petals of the dark lotus. She has a graceful walk, and she loves sleep and good living. Though choleric and versatile, she is affectionate to her husband; she does not easily arrive at the venereal spasm, and her Kama-salila is perfumed like the lotus.

The elephant/ bucket (The Karini) has a Yoni twelve fingers in depth. Un clean in her person, she has large breasts; her nose, ears, and throat are long and thick; her cheeks are blown or expanded; her lips are long and bent outwards (bordes); her eyes are fierce and yellow-tinged; her face is broad; her hair is thick and somewhat blackish; her feet, hands, and arms are short and fat; and her teeth are large and sharp as a dog's. She is noisy when eating; her voice is hard and harsh; she is gluttonous in the extreme, and her joints crack with every movement. Of a wicked and utterly shameless disposition, she never hesitates to commit sin. Excited and disquieted by carnal desires, she is not easily satisfied, and requires congress unusually protracted. Her Kama-salila is very abundant, and it suggests the juice which flows from the elephant's temples.

I wonder does this ring any truths? "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing my f****** ass off HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't breathe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 fingers deep? Which idiot wrote this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"6 fingers deep? Which idiot wrote this?

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Its in the kama sutra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I really have to say that 6 average fingers would add up to approximately 15 inches. That's almost treble the depth of the average Yoni.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The female elephant?? The Bucket?? Nobody's going to admit to that doozy of a description! ...... Just because I say that, here comes the herd of elephants to prove wrong....

I don't think men or women can be put into 3 categories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6 fingers deep? Which idiot wrote this?

Its in the kama sutra"

Maybe it was translated incorrectly, or they're using measurements from the actual animals. Although, I struggle with the word bucket being used in the Kama Sutra, to describe a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The female elephant?? The Bucket?? Nobody's going to admit to that doozy of a description! ...... Just because I say that, here comes the herd of elephants to prove wrong....

I don't think men or women can be put into 3 categories. "

It's in the Kama Sutra, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no, it doesn't.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

There's no way I'm asking a woman if she has has a vagina like a female elephant

I value my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The female elephant?? The Bucket?? Nobody's going to admit to that doozy of a description! ...... Just because I say that, here comes the herd of elephants to prove wrong....

I don't think men or women can be put into 3 categories.

It's in the Kama Sutra, apparently."

Oh? It's apparently in the Karma Sutra?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The female elephant?? The Bucket?? Nobody's going to admit to that doozy of a description! ...... Just because I say that, here comes the herd of elephants to prove wrong....

I don't think men or women can be put into 3 categories.

It's in the Kama Sutra, apparently.

Oh? It's apparently in the Karma Sutra? "

Yes is...I was going to put the three men down ha but sure you women would rip us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The female elephant?? The Bucket?? Nobody's going to admit to that doozy of a description! ...... Just because I say that, here comes the herd of elephants to prove wrong....

I don't think men or women can be put into 3 categories.

It's in the Kama Sutra, apparently.

Oh? It's apparently in the Karma Sutra?

Yes is...I was going to put the three men down ha but sure you women would rip us all "

No. We'd never do that. We love men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I automatically interpreted the fingers of depth to be finger widths. Like if you make a fist the hole in the fist is four fingers in depth and if you place another fist on top then it's 8 fingers deep. So the vagina is the length of 6 fingers, 8 fingers, and 12.

But those descriptions are funny as hell man. "Her joints crack with every movement" I'm gasping here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really have to say that 6 average fingers would add up to approximately 15 inches. That's almost treble the depth of the average Yoni.

"
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Yes but how big is the average finger?.

I mean I once got called out on my fingers being too big ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I automatically interpreted the fingers of depth to be finger widths. Like if you make a fist the hole in the fist is four fingers in depth and if you place another fist on top then it's 8 fingers deep. So the vagina is the length of 6 fingers, 8 fingers, and 12.

But those descriptions are funny as hell man. "Her joints crack with every movement" I'm gasping here lol"

Yeah that's right I'd say about finger width.

Yeah its what it says. I thought they was funny as hell also

Not sure should put men's three down sure give women a laugh

The hare man (The Shasha) is known by a Linga which in erection does not exceed six finger-breaths, or about three inches. His figure is short and spare, but well-proportioned in shape and make; he has small hands, knees, feet, loins and thighs, the latter being darker than the rest of the skin. His features are clear and well proportioned; his face is round, his teeth are short and fine, his hair is silky, and his eyes are large and well-opened. He is of a quiet disposition; he does good for virtue's sake; he looks forward to making a name; he is humble in demeanour; his appetite for food is small, and he is moderate in carnal desires. Finally, there is nothing offensive in his Kama-salila or semen.

The (bull man) Vrishabha is known by a Linga of nine fingers in length, or four inches and a half. His body is robust and tough, like that of a tortise; his chest is fleshy, his belly is hard, and the frogs of the upper arms are turned so as to be brought in front. His forehead is high, his eyes large and long, with pink corners, and the palm of his hands are red. His disposition is cruel and violent, restless and irascible, and his Kama-salila is every ready.

The (horse man) Ashwa is known by a Linga of twelve fingers, or about six inches long. He is tall and large-framed, but not fleshy, and his delight is in robust women. His body is hard as iron, his chest is broad, full, and muscular; his body below the hips is long, and the same is the case with his mouth and teeth, his neck and ears; whilst his hands and fingers are remarkably so. His knees are somewhat crooked, and this distortion may also be observed in the nails of his toes. His hair is coarse and thick. His look is fixed and hard, without changing form, and his voice is deep like that of a bull. He is reckless in spirit, passionate and covetous, gluttonous, volatile, lazy, and full of sleep. He walks slowly, placing one foot in front of the other. He cares little for the venereal rite, except when the spasm approaches. His Kama-salila is copious, salt, and goat-like

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"There's no way I'm asking a woman if she has has a vagina like a female elephant

I value my life "

Wizard's sleeve might be better

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i have a small fanny according to that.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"The (horse man) Ashwa is known by a Linga of twelve fingers, or about six inches long. "

Those must be slim fingers!

8 of my fingers is about 7 inches.

Incidentally can somebody lend me a hand to measure the rest of it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one who tried to decide which one i am?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see a lot of 'Elephant' women in my local high street

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Am I the only one who tried to decide which one i am?! "

So which are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So did anyone actually decide who they are? Animal wise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's no way I'm asking a woman if she has has a vagina like a female elephant

I value my life

Wizard's sleeve might be better "

I quite like that as it goes...kinda magical

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