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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

are the best in bed

just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know about that-I slipped a disc once after falling off whilst on top

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Thanks "

your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont know about that-I slipped a disc once after falling off whilst on top "

Ouch! How did you explain that one to the hospital?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont know about that-I slipped a disc once after falling off whilst on top "

Ouch

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I dont know about that-I slipped a disc once after falling off whilst on top "

did you get back on and soldier on like a right little trooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my thread! Openly admit to clumsiness though how that relates to how confident and good you are in bed is totally beyond me.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"This is my thread! Openly admit to clumsiness though how that relates to how confident and good you are in bed is totally beyond me. "

trust me clumsy girls are the best I've done my homework on this subject

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I can trip over on a completely flat floor.

I often wonder how I've actually survived this long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my foot once on a meet... Still soldiered on and did the deed though . Didn't find out till 6 days later, when i still couldn't walk and dragged my arse to A+E.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I can trip over on a completely flat floor.

I often wonder how I've actually survived this long! "

possible the fact you have a pair of beach balls to cushion the fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can trip over on a completely flat floor.

I often wonder how I've actually survived this long! "

I once fell over walking to work in front of loads of people and the road was completely flat

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I broke my foot once on a meet... Still soldiered on and did the deed though . Didn't find out till 6 days later, when i still couldn't walk and dragged my arse to A+E. "

pumpkin your proving my point

thank god for clumsy girls they keep going while others fall by the way side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sooooo clumsy. Everytime I go into the kitchen .. and its usually the place where my clumsiness is in full display, I drop something, i bang my head on the cupboard door. I almost set the kitchen alight when the kitchen towel caught alight from the gas hob. I have broken several plates/glasses and dropped milk and other items from the fridge all over the floor including glasses of wine spilt from the coffee table.

I have slipped in the lounge whilst wearing socks and almost done my back in as a result (wooden flooring).

I drop things on a regular basis .. its like I have butter fingers.

Good in bed? Im very erm... clumsy

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I'm pretty clumsy but I wouldn't say I was good in bed - not really for me to say anyway . I know if I do anything clumsy in bed I tend to laugh about it there and then. The best partners I've had always laugh too, funnily enough the rubbish ones get put off and don't like it for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very clumsy - we say I have dropsy syndrome cause I'm always dropping things and forever falling over my own feet - blame my joint hyper mobility

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I am sooooo clumsy. Everytime I go into the kitchen .. and its usually the place where my clumsiness is in full display, I drop something, i bang my head on the cupboard door. I almost set the kitchen alight when the kitchen towel caught alight from the gas hob. I have broken several plates/glasses and dropped milk and other items from the fridge all over the floor including glasses of wine spilt from the coffee table.

I have slipped in the lounge whilst wearing socks and almost done my back in as a result (wooden flooring).

I drop things on a regular basis .. its like I have butter fingers.

Good in bed? Im very erm... clumsy

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with a list of clumsiness like that I'm willing to bet your a right goer

just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can trip over on a completely flat floor.

I often wonder how I've actually survived this long! "

You've just described me !!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are the best in bed

just saying "

Is that because most clumsy girls are a bit dizy just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm terribly clumsy. Stairs are my nemesis x

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"are the best in bed

just saying

Is that because most clumsy girls are a bit dizy just saying "

they are afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm terribly clumsy. Stairs are my nemesis x "

I'm OK I not got stairs in my place thank goodness I would have to fall down them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm terribly clumsy. Stairs are my nemesis x

I'm OK I not got stairs in my place thank goodness I would have to fall down them "

I have stairs and wobbled a few times. If I ever did fall I would probably die..not joking. There is a radiator at the bottom and a glass front door.. so .. yep, at least it would be quick - well i would hope so.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm terribly clumsy. Stairs are my nemesis x "

if things are done right stairs are always a problem afterwards the same as walking straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave myself concussion during shower sex once... and also fell over whislt doing doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I gave myself concussion during shower sex once... and also fell over whislt doing doggy "

That's not you that's the men they just don't know how to fuck well.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time i slept with a clumsy friend, she almost broke my Dick but that is true that they're seems to be very very freaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I gave myself concussion during shower sex once... and also fell over whislt doing doggy

That's not you that's the men they just don't know how to fuck well.

Just saying "

Oh no the concussion was all me..

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I gave myself concussion during shower sex once... and also fell over whislt doing doggy "

something tells me your a goer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocated my knee once (just from getting up from the chair) This was many years ago, so not from a meet off here.

Carried on and then spent 2 months on crutches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I might qualify for bring the most clumsy person on this Planet x

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm terribly clumsy. Stairs are my nemesis x

I'm OK I not got stairs in my place thank goodness I would have to fall down them

I have stairs and wobbled a few times. If I ever did fall I would probably die..not joking. There is a radiator at the bottom and a glass front door.. so .. yep, at least it would be quick - well i would hope so. "

hand rail you need a hand rail because I for one don't want you going the way of the dodo anytime soon .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

find clumsy girls really cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"find clumsy girls really cute "

Then you'll find most of the lasses on here absolutely adorable

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Dislocated my knee once (just from getting up from the chair) This was many years ago, so not from a meet off here.

Carried on and then spent 2 months on crutches."

dislocated my ring finger fishing once fell over on a steep bank I snapped it back in and carried on fishing boy did I know about it that night and the follow day the pain when the swelling came out was tear inducing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm terribly clumsy. Stairs are my nemesis x

I'm OK I not got stairs in my place thank goodness I would have to fall down them

I have stairs and wobbled a few times. If I ever did fall I would probably die..not joking. There is a radiator at the bottom and a glass front door.. so .. yep, at least it would be quick - well i would hope so. "

I have banisters on either side that helps as I always seem to lean the opposite side to the rail on most stairs. I'm forever falling up then as well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I gave myself concussion during shower sex once... and also fell over whislt doing doggy

something tells me your a goer "

A little bit...but also lanky as fuck and hypermobile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last week:

Monday I tripped over a tape measure while carrying a hot cup of tea for the carpet fitter and soaked my brand new carpet before it was even fitted.

Monday:I knocked a full bottle of nail varnish remover on the floor so went to pick it up quickly and banged my head off the corner off my bedside cabinet.

Wednesday I was late for work and I walked across the car park quickly and took a short cut between two parked cars and smashed my shin full forse on a tow bar hook thing and I thought I had broken my leg and was nearly crying.It was so painful.

Yesterday I took a glass out the bottom cupboard and stood up and forgot the top cupboard door was open and banged my head in adsaclly the same place as I hurt it on Monday.

That's just a avarage week of injurys for me.I need to buy a bubble wrap onsie lol x

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I gave myself concussion during shower sex once... and also fell over whislt doing doggy

something tells me your a goer

A little bit...but also lanky as fuck and hypermobile "

so your a leggy hyper active clumsy goer something tells me your going to become very popular very quickly around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"find clumsy girls really cute

Then you'll find most of the lasses on here absolutely adorable "
well your very easy on the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm terribly clumsy. Stairs are my nemesis x

I'm OK I not got stairs in my place thank goodness I would have to fall down them

I have stairs and wobbled a few times. If I ever did fall I would probably die..not joking. There is a radiator at the bottom and a glass front door.. so .. yep, at least it would be quick - well i would hope so.

hand rail you need a hand rail because I for one don't want you going the way of the dodo anytime soon ."

I do .. but a carpenter fitted it 2 years ago and its loose now ... so i cant hold on to it firmly..(the hand rail that is)

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Last week:

Monday I tripped over a tape measure while carrying a hot cup of tea for the carpet fitter and soaked my brand new carpet before it was even fitted.

Monday:I knocked a full bottle of nail varnish remover on the floor so went to pick it up quickly and banged my head off the corner off my bedside cabinet.

Wednesday I was late for work and I walked across the car park quickly and took a short cut between two parked cars and smashed my shin full forse on a tow bar hook thing and I thought I had broken my leg and was nearly crying.It was so painful.

Yesterday I took a glass out the bottom cupboard and stood up and forgot the top cupboard door was open and banged my head in adsaclly the same place as I hurt it on Monday.

That's just a avarage week of injurys for me.I need to buy a bubble wrap onsie lol x "

that's a lot of banging you must be knackered

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm pretty clumsy. Apparently it's an endearing trait. Less so when it leads to me accidentally elbowing someone in the nads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last week:

Monday I tripped over a tape measure while carrying a hot cup of tea for the carpet fitter and soaked my brand new carpet before it was even fitted.

Monday:I knocked a full bottle of nail varnish remover on the floor so went to pick it up quickly and banged my head off the corner off my bedside cabinet.

Wednesday I was late for work and I walked across the car park quickly and took a short cut between two parked cars and smashed my shin full forse on a tow bar hook thing and I thought I had broken my leg and was nearly crying.It was so painful.

Yesterday I took a glass out the bottom cupboard and stood up and forgot the top cupboard door was open and banged my head in adsaclly the same place as I hurt it on Monday.

That's just a avarage week of injurys for me.I need to buy a bubble wrap onsie lol x "

OMG i have banged my shin on a tow bar when it was dark in works car park.. fking hurt like mad. I sympathise as i know how painful that is. Still have a slight scar as proof.

I had to laugh at your clumsiness though. Just like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"find clumsy girls really cute

Then you'll find most of the lasses on here absolutely adorable well your very easy on the eyes "

Not so bad yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I gave myself concussion during shower sex once... and also fell over whislt doing doggy

something tells me your a goer

A little bit...but also lanky as fuck and hypermobile

so your a leggy hyper active clumsy goer something tells me your going to become very popular very quickly around here "

Hypermobile not hyper active means i bend too much in the wrong direction! And eh, ive not been very popular so far

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm pretty clumsy. Apparently it's an endearing trait. Less so when it leads to me accidentally elbowing someone in the nads. "

oh I've had that happen to me a few times its one of the hazards one just had to endure during my research for this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last week:

Monday I tripped over a tape measure while carrying a hot cup of tea for the carpet fitter and soaked my brand new carpet before it was even fitted.

Monday:I knocked a full bottle of nail varnish remover on the floor so went to pick it up quickly and banged my head off the corner off my bedside cabinet.

Wednesday I was late for work and I walked across the car park quickly and took a short cut between two parked cars and smashed my shin full forse on a tow bar hook thing and I thought I had broken my leg and was nearly crying.It was so painful.

Yesterday I took a glass out the bottom cupboard and stood up and forgot the top cupboard door was open and banged my head in adsaclly the same place as I hurt it on Monday.

That's just a avarage week of injurys for me.I need to buy a bubble wrap onsie lol x

OMG i have banged my shin on a tow bar when it was dark in works car park.. fking hurt like mad. I sympathise as i know how painful that is. Still have a slight scar as proof.

I had to laugh at your clumsiness though. Just like me."

I honestly thought I had broken my shin lol.Its still bruised now and really hurts to touch it.I walked into work nearly in tears and no one was bothered as I always hurt myself so they just took it as normal behaviour from me lol.

Your right though it does really hurt x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"find clumsy girls really cute

Then you'll find most of the lasses on here absolutely adorable well your very easy on the eyes

Not so bad yourself"
why thank you

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I gave myself concussion during shower sex once... and also fell over whislt doing doggy

something tells me your a goer

A little bit...but also lanky as fuck and hypermobile

so your a leggy hyper active clumsy goer something tells me your going to become very popular very quickly around here

Hypermobile not hyper active means i bend too much in the wrong direction! And eh, ive not been very popular so far "

flexible leggy clumsy goer its just getting better and better I can see your mail box exploding once a few guys and girls check this post out

in fact trust me don't put that on your profile if you want a peaceful fab life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad to know my dyspraxia has its good points...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am really clumsy... but just ok I bed I reckon!

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By *easonedTeaseWoman
over a year ago

RH10 4

I'm Super clumsy - every time my boss goes on holiday - please don't injure yourself!

An example - when I had chickens it had lightly snowed and decided to go down garden make sure they were alright and bring them a bowl of porridge! Slipped over, slid down garden on my front banged hard into a wooden stake ( only one in the garden at that height) with my eye hot porridge over my hand too couldn't see out of eye for a week!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Why? I am towards the drops things end of the clumsy spectrum.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I must be bloody awesome then .

This morning I walked into a door frame instead if going through the doorway. My mum has lived in the same house for the last 35 years and I grew up there. You would think I have learned how to navigate my way around by now

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By *randMrsPCouple
over a year ago

Nr Salisbury


"are the best in bed

just saying "

One of Mrs G's nicknames is Damage! Plus she is a demon in the sack. I say fact.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I must be bloody awesome then .

This morning I walked into a door frame instead if going through the doorway. My mum has lived in the same house for the last 35 years and I grew up there. You would think I have learned how to navigate my way around by now "

yes that clumsy what are your ball juggling skills like

great I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was with a woman who put her foot in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trip over my own feet and fall upthe stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boyf just LOVES when I text him at work....'You know how clumsy I am....?' always bumping into things, dropping things, break things, like one of the sliding doors in our rented flat 2 weeks into living there....the list is endless. No spacial awareness AND I don't know my left from my right. What can ya do though? Dreamcatcher Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boyf just LOVES when I text him at work....'You know how clumsy I am....?' always bumping into things, dropping things, break things, like one of the sliding doors in our rented flat 2 weeks into living there....the list is endless. No spacial awareness AND I don't know my left from my right. What can ya do though? Dreamcatcher Xx "

Hold up both hands and whatever makes the L is the left

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

I fell out of somebody's bed... whilst dismounting... landed flat on my back completely naked haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fractured my coccyx fucking in the shower! Few slippy trips after a good squirt on the lovely club beds as well! Who knew sex could cause so many injuries?!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I was with a woman who put her foot in it."

I take it she didn't believe in pelvic floor exercises

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I fractured my coccyx fucking in the shower! Few slippy trips after a good squirt on the lovely club beds as well! Who knew sex could cause so many injuries?! "

no pain no fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cracking thread.... really enjoyed reading about all your antics, just a pity some of them are so painful.

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