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By *rx1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North of Okehampton, South of Bideford

Ok so lighten up the day, let's have some real crap advice on any subject matter....

Fed up with all the holier than thou experts on here.

Fill ya boots.....

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

When you want some attention start a crap thread. That's some truly crap advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so lighten up the day, let's have some real crap advice on any subject matter....

Fed up with all the holier than thou experts on here.

Fill ya boots....."

Be careful on that windowsill

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Never dunk a rich tea biscuit for more than 2 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can never have enough dick pics. Over the toilet makes for a better picture

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

If your not getting success on here ask for some profile advice.. That totally works..

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By *iffraffMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Attach your name and address to your house keys so that they can be returned should you lose them. Even better if you details times when your in so they know when to call ..

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Ok so lighten up the day, let's have some real crap advice on any subject matter....

Fed up with all the holier than thou experts on here.

Fill ya boots....."
Could go with my ex father in law's wonderful advice strategy.

(a)Somebody does something while he watches and says nothing(eg puts a shelf up)

(b) Something goes wrong with said job (eg shelf collapses

(c) Advice is given as follows: "well, if it was me, I wouldn't have done it like that" yeah cos clever after the fact is always very impressive!

So glad to be rid of that f**ker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never let your left hand know what your right hand's doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEVER text and drive! If you do you might make a spelling error and look really stupid

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Never ever wipe your arse with broken glass

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By *uperunknown1Man
over a year ago

Chichester

Never sit down with a light bulb in your back pocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never dunk a rich tea biscuit for more than 2 seconds "

That's not crap advice, that's the law.

Standard.

Peach x

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Don't eat yellow snow....

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By *uperunknown1Man
over a year ago

Chichester


"Never dunk a rich tea biscuit for more than 2 seconds

That's not crap advice, that's the law.

Standard.

Peach x"

this.

Hob nobs though! Well they are a bit more sturdy, you can dunk them for longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people who want to start running try and go too fast so they are constantly out of breath and dont enjoy it, meaning they quit pretty soon.

Start at an easy pace, no matter how slow you feel you are going, where you are still able to talk while you run. Limit yourself to short walks if needed and you will be amazed how quickly you can build up.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Eat a lot of fibre and try and get in a routine for when you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never dunk a rich tea biscuit for more than 2 seconds

That's not crap advice, that's the law.

Standard.

Peach x

this.

Hob nobs though! Well they are a bit more sturdy, you can dunk them for longer. "

Unless they're chocolate hobnobs then that's a different ballgame

I have qualifications in dunking, a soggy biscuit pro if you like..

Peach x

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