FabSwingers.com forum: I'm gobsmacked

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just been dumped.

What a bleeding cheek i'm gutted and never saw it coming tbh.

But hey ho tomorrow's another day as they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chin up mate, we've all been there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit dude. If any better it's only 84 mins till a new day and you can get that chin up.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

You had a gf or.......

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh babe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could of had the guts to tell me face to face not by face book.

It's humiliating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could of had the guts to tell me face to face not by face book.

It's humiliating "

Ffs, no that's not right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't strike me as the type to seek sympathy so....

*punches op on shoulder*

Two jäger bombs and two bottles of bud please barkeep !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure there will be a bottom feeder along soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don't strike me as the type to seek sympathy so....

*punches op on shoulder*

Two jäger bombs and two bottles of bud please barkeep !

Cheers mate i appreciated it.

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By *andelgriffinMan
over a year ago

Leics

Breakups are hardly ever pleasant affairs and there's no easy clean way of doing it. People meet and part all the time, I'm sure you'll recover from it and move on to another adventure

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Shit happens dude they'll be anther along soon enough as I'm sure you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could of had the guts to tell me face to face not by face book.

It's humiliating "

#harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear that OP. Is she blind?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Chin up kid

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Sorry to hear that OP.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Still..You could make a thread about your upcoming meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.

I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been dumped.

What a bleeding cheek i'm gutted and never saw it coming tbh.

But hey ho tomorrow's another day as they say. "

Pulls close to chest and consoles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time heals all wounds.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Still..You could make a thread about your upcoming meet "

Yep we're all ears.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.

I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened."

Go to the showers. Someone will cheer you up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh kick a man when hes down why don't you bitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could of had the guts to tell me face to face not by face book.

It's humiliating "

Her loss and doing it that way says more about her than you!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Could of had the guts to tell me face to face not by face book.

It's humiliating "

I got dumped by text about 12 yrs ago on Feb 2nd after an 8 yr relationship, then she had the cheek to send me one on Valentine's Day saying "Hope you are OK"

She later went on to fleece me for about £80k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were they in your regiment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm gonna miss the odd nights out mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about it mate, she wasn't made of much if she couldn't tell you to your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she found out about fab?

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm gonna miss the odd nights out mostly"

Put it in the Fuck it bucket... chin up lad her loss.. forget humiliation.. you have fab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh i think theirs been a big misunderstanding here.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Facebook!!!

That's just low.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Were they in your regiment?"

Is that code?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh i think theirs been a big misunderstanding here.

Ah babe.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.

I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened."

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

#karmawillgetyoueverytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh i think theirs been a big misunderstanding here.

Ah babe. "

Yeah been kicked of the pool team say i'm not as good as i was and they found a replacement.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oh i think theirs been a big misunderstanding here.

Ah babe.

Yeah been kicked of the pool team say i'm not as good as i was and they found a replacement.

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.

I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

#karmawillgetyoueverytime

Wow thanks for the heads up who my real haters are on here.

#Amateurs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i think theirs been a big misunderstanding here.

Ah babe.

Yeah been kicked of the pool team say i'm not as good as i was and they found a replacement.

I wondered if there might be a twist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i think theirs been a big misunderstanding here.

Ah babe.

Yeah been kicked of the pool team say i'm not as good as i was and they found a replacement.

Hahahah. You had us

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

A bit of humiliation is good for the soul

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh i think theirs been a big misunderstanding here.

Ah babe.

Yeah been kicked of the pool team say i'm not as good as i was and they found a replacement.

Balls

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.

I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

#karmawillgetyoueverytime

Wow thanks for the heads up who my real haters are on here.

#Amateurs

Well come on you don't need to look far do you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got kicked off a pool team? Fucking hell that's even worse!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i got dumped after 9 years of marriage and a kid by a Skype text, with no explanation...no communication to this day to me or the kids...beat that

im fine btw and you will be too

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mean come on you think a bird would dump me.

There's only one Mr Greystone and don't they all know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i think theirs been a big misunderstanding here.

Yeah been kicked of the pool team say i'm not as good as i was and they found a replacement.

Hahah

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Someone rub chalk on his end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me

Comment of the day.

I salute you miss.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me

Comment of the day.

I salute you miss.

Stand to attention soldier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me

Comment of the day.

I salute you miss.

Stand to attention soldier "

Ha sergeant to you miss.

You joined the Army now so give me 50 press ups on the spot then see me in my office after.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me

Comment of the day.

I salute you miss.

Stand to attention soldier

Ha sergeant to you miss.

You joined the Army now so give me 50 press ups on the spot then see me in my office after.

Nah fuck that. I'm not one for doing as I'm told, and camo ain't for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a serious relationship?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me

Comment of the day.

I salute you miss.

Stand to attention soldier

Ha sergeant to you miss.

You joined the Army now so give me 50 press ups on the spot then see me in my office after.

Nah fuck that. I'm not one for doing as I'm told, and camo ain't for me."

I've broken in tougher women then you before.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me

Comment of the day.

I salute you miss.

Stand to attention soldier

Ha sergeant to you miss.

You joined the Army now so give me 50 press ups on the spot then see me in my office after.

Nah fuck that. I'm not one for doing as I'm told, and camo ain't for me.

I've broken in tougher women then you before.

I am not a pony therefore I do not require 'breaking in'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me

Comment of the day.

I salute you miss.

Stand to attention soldier

Ha sergeant to you miss.

You joined the Army now so give me 50 press ups on the spot then see me in my office after.

Nah fuck that. I'm not one for doing as I'm told, and camo ain't for me.

I've broken in tougher women then you before.

I am not a pony therefore I do not require 'breaking in' "

Ok i take your word for it you ol nag.

Nighty night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.

I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

#karmawillgetyoueverytime

#HashtagsDontWorkOnFab

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"You don't strike me as the type to seek sympathy so....

*punches op on shoulder*

Two jäger bombs and two bottles of bud please barkeep !

Cheers mate i appreciated it.

There's another pint in the pumps from me fella, keep marching forward.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I mean come on you think a bird would dump me.

There's only one Mr Greystone and don't they all know it.

Thank fuck for that

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.

I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

#karmawillgetyoueverytime

#HashtagsDontWorkOnFab

#Icouldntgiveaflyingfuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says they're humiliated by a break up... I always wonder why they'd court more humiliation by telling more people about it?!!... lol human psychology 101 answers on a postcard pls.

Mr Greystone doesn't strike me as someone needing commiseration cwtchs neither lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she found out about fab?"

Surely not!

The irony of the OP as a single guy telling us all he has been dumped seems to be lost on most

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me "

We need a sticky quote thread.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Maybe she found out about fab?

Surely not!

The irony of the OP as a single guy telling us all he has been dumped seems to be lost on most

The irony is he isn't talking about a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she found out about fab?

Surely not!

The irony of the OP as a single guy telling us all he has been dumped seems to be lost on most

The irony is he isn't talking about a woman

Ha ha ironic that he is "Straight" on his profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she found out about fab?

Surely not!

The irony of the OP as a single guy telling us all he has been dumped seems to be lost on most

The irony is he isn't talking about a woman

Ha ha ironic that he is "Straight" on his profile?

He's not talking about anyone. It's a joke thread, have a read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she found out about fab?

Surely not!

The irony of the OP as a single guy telling us all he has been dumped seems to be lost on most

The irony is he isn't talking about a woman

Ha ha ironic that he is "Straight" on his profile?

We got that....

He's not talking about anyone. It's a joke thread, have a read

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Maybe she found out about fab?

Surely not!

The irony of the OP as a single guy telling us all he has been dumped seems to be lost on most

The irony is he isn't talking about a woman

Ha ha ironic that he is "Straight" on his profile?

He's not talking about anyone. It's a joke thread, have a read

Bless them

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Greystone doesn't come across as a 'look at me like a guy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could of had the guts to tell me face to face not by face book.

It's humiliating "

Fuck that's harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want a hug? You can squeeze my bum if it helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a stunning lady in Andover who's sexy as hell x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was two minutes of my life I'll never get back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear. Plenty more fish in the sea.. oh wrong site lol

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By *hampagnebubbliesCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

Maybe she joined fab and saw your single profile

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Maybe she joined fab and saw your single profile

It's not about a woman

does no one read the whole thread

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Maybe she joined fab and saw your single profile

It's not about a woman

does no one read the whole thread

I guess its all just wishful thinking, he's just reaping what he's sown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she joined fab and saw your single profile

It's not about a woman

does no one read the whole thread

Dont always have time to read a whole thread and it seems obvious he was dumped by a girl. Cant read anymore into that if i tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good example of people not reading the whole thread and jumping to incorrect conclusions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to try out for the darts team instead. Show those pool bitches that they ain't all that.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

If you try darts instead Mr Greystone I can lend you a flat cap and a pipe...lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good example of people not reading the whole thread and jumping to incorrect conclusions

Well yes but based on the initial message .. it seemed likely it was being dumped by gf. How else can you really get dumped? And i read several messages after and nothing seem to conclude it was anything else. Maybe OP should have explained rather than have to go through individual messages to find the real reason.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"A good example of people not reading the whole thread and jumping to incorrect conclusions

Catfished

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I've just been dumped.

What a bleeding cheek i'm gutted and never saw it coming tbh.

But hey ho tomorrow's another day as they say. "

Dumped? By a fabber or a 'real' date/girlfriend?

You don't come across as a particularly sympathetic/empathetic type - but you're welcome to a big hug anyway!

Bit snotty at the moment though I'm afraid! Xx

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"I've just been dumped.

What a bleeding cheek i'm gutted and never saw it coming tbh.

But hey ho tomorrow's another day as they say.

Dumped? By a fabber or a 'real' date/girlfriend?

You don't come across as a particularly sympathetic/empathetic type - but you're welcome to a big hug anyway!

Bit snotty at the moment though I'm afraid! Xx"

His regimental pool team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still others are not reading all the posts ..lol

Oh well .. never mind eh haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good example of people not reading the whole thread and jumping to incorrect conclusions

Yes I agree, and all novels should give away the ending on the the first page so we don't have to read them all them pesky chapters as well

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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.

I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened.

Go to the showers. Someone will cheer you up."
lol lol lol.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"I've just been dumped.

What a bleeding cheek i'm gutted and never saw it coming tbh.

But hey ho tomorrow's another day as they say. "

You'll live

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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"Well that was two minutes of my life I'll never get back

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hahaha. ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You got kicked off a pool team? Fucking hell that's even worse!

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Sure is ....... Now he need too get hours in playing pool and get in a new team that they play and whip there bums . lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

This thread is killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you in the rugby team?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

And what can we conclude from this thread boys and girls ?

That's right! No one reads the fucking posts.

Home time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what can we conclude from this thread boys and girls ?

That's right! No one reads the fucking posts.

Home time !"

When you up to 175 posts .. are you really telling me there are some that read every single post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me

Comment of the day.

I salute you miss.

Stand to attention soldier

Ha sergeant to you miss.

You joined the Army now so give me 50 press ups on the spot then see me in my office after.

Well I guess the mess are missing a pool player.. you poor thing sarge

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I read it all a couple of times, guess I only saw things from my perspective until just now when the penny dropped, or should that be 8ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what can we conclude from this thread boys and girls ?

That's right! No one reads the fucking posts.

Home time !

When you up to 175 posts .. are you really telling me there are some that read every single post?

I read all the posts but I have ocd lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what can we conclude from this thread boys and girls ?

That's right! No one reads the fucking posts.

Home time !

When you up to 175 posts .. are you really telling me there are some that read every single post?

I do before I comment. I would hate to not know the facts, jump to the wrong conclusion and make an arse of myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey your a hotty. Youll b attached again in no time at all xxx

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

"Hey your a hotty. Youll b attached again in no time at all xxx "

To a pool table?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You got kicked off a pool team? Fucking hell that's even worse!

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was just about to put that.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Hey your a hotty. Youll b attached again in no time at all xxx

To a pool table?

Comedy gold

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