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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

M's personal one was when using a cock pump, did it too hard and the pump sucked a ball in. Had to be extracted gently whilst we were both in hysterics. What are yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!

I had a blood injury that cut a play session short when I had a little nick caused by an engagement ring during a hand job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FWB fell asleep when I was on top, does that count? XXX

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"M's personal one was when using a cock pump, did it too hard and the pump sucked a ball in. Had to be extracted gently whilst we were both in hysterics. What are yours?"
that's a real balls up

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

My vch bar once got caught in the gap between someone's front teeth at a club I froze while he extricated himself but it was a tense (and painful) few moments while I imagined him having to be cut free ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My vch bar once got caught in the gap between someone's front teeth at a club I froze while he extricated himself but it was a tense (and painful) few moments while I imagined him having to be cut free ... "

Carry a toffee hammer in your play bag. If it happens again, simply tap his teeth to release you.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"My vch bar once got caught in the gap between someone's front teeth at a club I froze while he extricated himself but it was a tense (and painful) few moments while I imagined him having to be cut free ...

Carry a toffee hammer in your play bag. If it happens again, simply tap his teeth to release you. "

Why am I now thinking of Viz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep...the bugger lol.....what did you do to him afterwards....

A toffee hammer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While back with an ex we were shagging at a bus stop early evening Pounding away suddenly got a massive cramp in my L thigh!! Pain was so intense wanted to scream & what u know the bus was coming & cldnt move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe I'm saying this

He pulled out of my pussy and slammed back but missed and ended up in the wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe I'm saying this

He pulled out of my pussy and slammed back but missed and ended up in the wrong hole "

hahahaha pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"M's personal one was when using a cock pump, did it too hard and the pump sucked a ball in. Had to be extracted gently whilst we were both in hysterics. What are yours?"

Pmsl thanks for the giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe I'm saying this

He pulled out of my pussy and slammed back but missed and ended up in the wrong hole "

Is it still the wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe I'm saying this

He pulled out of my pussy and slammed back but missed and ended up in the wrong hole

Is it still the wrong hole "

Oh no! It started a whole new game for me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Went to America with an ex to stay at her dad's. Was having a bit of fun one night and the bed collapsed

Luckily he had some tools and we both fixed it the next day, no questions asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe I'm saying this

He pulled out of my pussy and slammed back but missed and ended up in the wrong hole

hahahaha pmsl "

Me too...

She was unimpressed, very unimpressed

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Having some fun in a hotel room, suddenly the bed parts like moses had just entered the room and we both hit the floor, trapped between two single beds and cocooned in duvet and sheets.

After a bit of a panic and fighting with bedclothes, we escaped our wrapping, pushed the beds together and chocked the wheels with shoes, and carried on...

I always check hotel beds now to ensure no inadvertent parting may take place..

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By *ambslass48Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Accidentally given a love bite whilst giving a bj. Same fwb broke his divsn bed landed on the floor full play. Went and got a new bedstead and broke that the following weekend having a good session doggy style. Let him blush telling shop how it broke lol

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