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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...Ask me any question and I will tell you the complete truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is one of my big toes bigger than the other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is orange jam called marmalade and how does the snowplough driver get to work

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"...Ask me any question and I will tell you the complete truth

Why will dogs quite happily lick their own bollocks but won't suck themselves off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is dyslexic such a difficult word to spell and why is there only one monopolies commission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If superman is so tough and can dodge bullets...why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wise one

1 Why did Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore if you can just pick them up

2 Do Naturists looked at magazines with clothed people in them

3 Do sleeping pills have warning labels that say may cause drowsyness

4 Why do people believe you when you say theres 4,000,000,000 stars in the sky but say the paints wet and they have to touch it

5 Is it possible to be a closset clostrophobic

6 Can a boss eyed teacher control his pupils

7 If a pig loses its voice does it become digruntled

8 If people from Poland are called Poles why arnt people from Holland called Holes

9 If a fella who plays a piano is called a pianist why isnt a racing car driver called a racist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone else here that faint "Doh!" from the direction of Hertfordshire

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone else here that faint "Doh!" from the direction of Hertfordshire

I could be wrong but this might not have been what he meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...Ask me any question and I will tell you the complete truth

Mmmm be careful what you wish for on here lolx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...Ask me any question and I will tell you the complete truth

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are you really that fit??????? x

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Where can I get a helper monkey from like homer Simpson did?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Where can I get a helper monkey from like homer Simpson did?"

I thin Michael Jacksons Monkey is looking for work

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

does that tattoo have a meaning ?

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Where can I get a helper monkey from like homer Simpson did?

I thin Michael Jacksons Monkey is looking for work

I will have a word with the estate and see if i can get a deal.

Hang on i think not that monkey helped in ways in not interested in!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Has anyone had an honest reply from the poster yet? Still waiting for mine

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Has anyone had an honest reply from the poster yet? Still waiting for mine

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yes freddie, i have

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Has anyone had an honest reply from the poster yet? Still waiting for mine

yes freddie, i have

Favouritism i suspect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone had an honest reply from the poster yet? Still waiting for mine

yes freddie, i have

Favouritism i suspect

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no...me too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why hasnt he replied in here i want to know the answers to my 9 questions

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Why hasnt he replied in here i want to know the answers to my 9 questions

Fishing line for the women it is.

This is a hole in the ice and through the hole is a Eskimo with a rod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that really your pic ..?

mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have u not answered any questions yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you post this lol????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wana know why yer knob is wearing sunglasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wana know why yer knob is wearing sunglasses"

haha

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"i wana know why yer knob is wearing sunglasses"

His nob wears glasses???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wana know why yer knob is wearing sunglasses

His nob wears glasses??? "

Ave a look lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah his knob wears sunglasses...fer fooks sake....is he shy in case anyone recognises it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she squeel when you pushed it up her chuff... and did she request a condom lol.. (See pics)

(Ohhhhh My spoon broke pmsl)

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"i wana know why yer knob is wearing sunglasses

His nob wears glasses???

Ave a look lol"

What do i wanna peep at his pekker for???

Now if you said "Oooo his arse is smoking a pipe" like Sherlock Holmes i would have to peep. (For novelty reasons only i hasten to add)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wana know why yer knob is wearing sunglasses

His nob wears glasses???

Ave a look lol

What do i wanna peep at his pekker for???

Now if you said "Oooo his arse is smoking a pipe" like Sherlock Holmes i would have to peep. (For novelty reasons only i hasten to add)"

Just ave a bloody look will ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And its never stopped u looking at cocks b4

lol mwah

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"i wana know why yer knob is wearing sunglasses

His nob wears glasses???

Ave a look lol

What do i wanna peep at his pekker for???

Now if you said "Oooo his arse is smoking a pipe" like Sherlock Holmes i would have to peep. (For novelty reasons only i hasten to add)

Just ave a bloody look will ya

What his arse IS smoking a pipe???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wana know why yer knob is wearing sunglasses

His nob wears glasses???

Ave a look lol

What do i wanna peep at his pekker for???

Now if you said "Oooo his arse is smoking a pipe" like Sherlock Holmes i would have to peep. (For novelty reasons only i hasten to add)

Just ave a bloody look will ya

What his arse IS smoking a pipe???

Its doing something ave a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonder if its a celebrity cock. no cameras please am a celeb knob

or perhaps just a shy knob

either way i wana know why yer knob is wearing sunglasses, bet it was chuffing raining that day the pic was taken.

am still waiting for the oracle to mail me with his answer

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Why did you post this lol????

Loves himself?

To get attention lol?

Wants people reading his profile lol?

Sorry in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well he was online 20 mins ago, and not answered nothing , so yep, attention seeker

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

if you need the answers surely it would be better to ask Jeeves

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