FabSwingers.com forum: The overly ambitious and incredibly unlikely (although wouldn't it be nice) requests thread :-)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd quite like a gaggle of 3 or 4 hot ladies to team up to spoil me to a mucky night of FFFFM squidgy slippery action please! Any takers?

What are your overly ambitious, not a cats hell in chance of achieving, but y'know, would be really rather jolly pleasant requests to the people of Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your plan sounds splendid dear boy wish i would have thought of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your plan sounds splendid dear boy wish i would have thought of it

Ah I'm a caring, sharing type of chap Taff, you can share the request and I'm sure you'll be more successful too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offering my services. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your plan sounds splendid dear boy wish i would have thought of it

Ah I'm a caring, sharing type of chap Taff, you can share the request and I'm sure you'll be more successful too!

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you are a jolly splendid chap and thank you i am sure we will equally share the failure lol

then go for a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like a group of men and women to play with me as I lay back and relax. Id also like one of them to be a particularly attractive man for me to have sex with as the others watch. Id like it to be on a beach on a Caribbean island and Id like for sunburn to not happen. Oh and cocktails please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't laugh. I wish someone would actually make love to me, you know the one. That passionate sex where the lust has taken over and all that matters is that person and your need to sexualy please them. Not fucking, but great intense orgasmic sex.

Also. FFFM. Blonde/Redhead/Brunette and they must be a combination of English/Welsh/Scottish. It doesn't matter which is which, that's not important.

Call me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't laugh. I wish someone would actually make love to me, you know the one. That passionate sex where the lust has taken over and all that matters is that person and your need to sexualy please them. Not fucking, but great intense orgasmic sex.

Also. FFFM. Blonde/Redhead/Brunette and they must be a combination of English/Welsh/Scottish. It doesn't matter which is which, that's not important.

Call me?

I hear ya.

I have never experienced it with anyone from this site. Only in a loving relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also. FFFM. Blonde/Redhead/Brunette and they must be a combination of English/Welsh/Scottish. It doesn't matter which is which, that's not important.

Call me?

Scottish-brunette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a gaggle of 3 or 4 hot ladies to team up to spoil me to a mucky night of FFFFM squidgy slippery action please! Any takers?

What are your overly ambitious, not a cats hell in chance of achieving, but y'know, would be really rather jolly pleasant requests to the people of Fab?

You, Sir, are a genius. I wish you safe travels and great success in your quest. May the quim quiver in your honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a simple one.To be invited round and soon as I arrive, she takes my hand and guides me straight to the bedroom.

I stand behind her, kissing her neck, and holding on to her, as I kiss I slowly start to undress her, kissing more and more skin as her body becomes unveiled. Once naked I kiss her all over. Lay her on the bed and provide oral until she orgasms. We make love and then I leave. No words are spoken until we kiss good bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just two woman - each as into each other as they are me. Lock the 3 of us away until we're spent. Simple.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A lady fwb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also. FFFM. Blonde/Redhead/Brunette and they must be a combination of English/Welsh/Scottish. It doesn't matter which is which, that's not important.

Call me?

English redhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have a whole day and night of uninterrupted time with someone I fancy the pants off. No time restraints, no quick fuck, but to explore each other for as long as we both can take. Oh and a winning lotto ticket

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'd quite like a gaggle of 3 or 4 hot ladies to team up to spoil me to a mucky night of FFFFM squidgy slippery action please! Any takers?

What are your overly ambitious, not a cats hell in chance of achieving, but y'know, would be really rather jolly pleasant requests to the people of Fab?

Dan stop being a cheap skate dip your hand in your pocket and pay for the experience you can hand pick your maidens then rather than relying of the generosity of god knows who

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a gaggle of 3 or 4 hot ladies to team up to spoil me to a mucky night of FFFFM squidgy slippery action please! Any takers?

What are your overly ambitious, not a cats hell in chance of achieving, but y'know, would be really rather jolly pleasant requests to the people of Fab?

Dan stop being a cheap skate dip your hand in your pocket and pay for the experience you can hand pick your maidens then rather than relying of the generosity of god knows who

I'll provide cheesy Wotsits as nibbles and cherryade as liquid refreshment - can't say fairer than that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to double my salary.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'd quite like a gaggle of 3 or 4 hot ladies to team up to spoil me to a mucky night of FFFFM squidgy slippery action please! Any takers?

What are your overly ambitious, not a cats hell in chance of achieving, but y'know, would be really rather jolly pleasant requests to the people of Fab?

Dan stop being a cheap skate dip your hand in your pocket and pay for the experience you can hand pick your maidens then rather than relying of the generosity of god knows who

I'll provide cheesy Wotsits as nibbles and cherryade as liquid refreshment - can't say fairer than that!

I'm sure they will be queuing round the block so much so your going to need to hold interviews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it would be a wrestling ring a tone of jelly and say 2 or 3 gogeouse curvy ladies to wrestle and have sexy fun with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also. FFFM. Blonde/Redhead/Brunette and they must be a combination of English/Welsh/Scottish. It doesn't matter which is which, that's not important.

Call me?

Red head, English

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I would love to be wined and dined in a nice restaurant, that caters for my allergies, and then onto a 5* hotel suite for an evening of passion and champagne with breakfast served in the room next morning so we do not have to get dressed. *sigh* keep dreaming girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a MMMF with 3 really hot guys, over a long period of time. No rush. In fact, make it a filthy weekend, with no sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a gaggle of 3 or 4 hot ladies to team up to spoil me to a mucky night of FFFFM squidgy slippery action please! Any takers?

What are your overly ambitious, not a cats hell in chance of achieving, but y'know, would be really rather jolly pleasant requests to the people of Fab?

Haha I'm with u on this 1 OP

all I really really want it just a FMF just once! & would leave rest of my life happiest man on earth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also. FFFM. Blonde/Redhead/Brunette and they must be a combination of English/Welsh/Scottish. It doesn't matter which is which, that's not important.

Call me?

fussy bugger

english and v blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also. FFFM. Blonde/Redhead/Brunette and they must be a combination of English/Welsh/Scottish. It doesn't matter which is which, that's not important.

Call me?

Scottish-brunette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also. FFFM. Blonde/Redhead/Brunette and they must be a combination of English/Welsh/Scottish. It doesn't matter which is which, that's not important.

Call me?

English redhead "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just plenty of time with one particular young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Dan you just make me laugh, MisterBee I knew I wouldn't have to wade through many posts to read your fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to find a kinky (sub or switchy) bisexual swinger girlfriend, redhead an advantage, for love, commitment and scandalous behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love for the gorgeous actor Eddie Redmayne and his wife to join the site and he'd ask his Mrs if I could be their play mate for a Bollinger & cacao aphrodisiac induced night of passion which would last for min 6 hours... Eddie would at some point bend me over the bed whilst his Mrs sits between my legs and goes down on me, relentlessly like a pro (lol), whilst Eddie slow fucks me with his awesome penis as well as occassionally double penetrating me with a sillicone dildo... Obviously they'd both be focussed on giving me multiple orgasms for 80% of our amazeballs epic time together

Lol Happy Friday Fabbers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a lady with a strap on too much to ask for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a MMMF with 3 really hot guys, over a long period of time. No rush. In fact, make it a filthy weekend, with no sleep

Offering my services as one of the males

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I'd like a "Razzle Stack" with each lady wearing different coloured stockings and suspenders

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I'd quite like a gaggle of 3 or 4 hot ladies to team up to spoil me to a mucky night of FFFFM squidgy slippery action please! Any takers?

What are your overly ambitious, not a cats hell in chance of achieving, but y'know, would be really rather jolly pleasant requests to the people of Fab?

I like a nice hot young nubile lady to come and iron my shirts and cook my tea. Is that too much to ask?

*runs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFM, I have one female on board, just got to find another.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Someone to bring me some pastries and tickle my back.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I'd love for the gorgeous actor Eddie Redmayne and his wife to join the site and he'd ask his Mrs if I could be their play mate for a Bollinger & cacao aphrodisiac induced night of passion which would last for min 6 hours... Eddie would at some point bend me over the bed whilst his Mrs sits between my legs and goes down on me, relentlessly like a pro (lol), whilst Eddie slow fucks me with his awesome penis as well as occassionally double penetrating me with a sillicone dildo... Obviously they'd both be focussed on giving me multiple orgasms for 80% of our amazeballs epic time together

Lol Happy Friday Fabbers xx"

You have sophisticated tastes good lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World peace

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd like to go dancing until really late, come home to a 24 inch pizza and a game of strip scrabble with Danny Dyer and Alison King

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be part of a menage a trois .. heres hoping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To find a cute redhead, bare foot slow dance in the rain or under a waterfall and make passionate love the under the stars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to go dancing until really late, come home to a 24 inch pizza and a game of strip scrabble with Danny Dyer and Alison King

alison king - just anything -

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"To find a cute redhead, bare foot slow dance in the rain or under a waterfall and make passionate love the under the stars."

Beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to bring me some pastries and tickle my back.

Croissant? Danish? Greggs sausage roll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x "

haha i was going to offer one of the welsh hugs - but wasnt sure how to spell a cwch thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To master the Artesian art of bread making, a simple food that can induce some much pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex... Today.

Now where are those flying pigs, oink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"World peace

Nearly every time I self pleasure I dedicate it to world peace!... Just thought I'd tell you that lol x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone to bring me some pastries and tickle my back.

Croissant? Danish? Greggs sausage roll?"

Sausage roll before midday. Filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to bring me some pastries and tickle my back.

Croissant? Danish? Greggs sausage roll?

Sausage roll before midday. Filth "

For lunch I'd want something better than Greggs. The sandwich shop across the road from the office do amazing sweet chilli sausage rolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To master the Artesian art of bread making, a simple food that can induce some much pleasure.

Look after a Sourdough starter. It will make you feel like your married aswell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have sophisticated tastes good lady!"

I know!!... Lol he's sooo good looking, and seems a bit shy which makes me melt as I love making shy people come out of their shell, especially during sex 'gentle' predator that I am lol. Tastes way above my means tho I don't mind being skint for long periods of time just to indulge myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x "

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

obviously got me in mind for something else completely

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By *juk72Man
over a year ago

Reading

To spend a weekend with 2-3 females receiving and giving massages and seeing where it takes us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

My pleasure! Have fun!

*goes off to sob quietly in the corner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything would be nice

Anything pp?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

obviously got me in mind for something else completely

I could be the English Male for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideally a mfm with my 2 fave guys spending the whole weekend together but neither like the other guy and one of them won't share me.

So in that case please can I have a MMFFMM for a whole night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

My pleasure! Have fun!

*goes off to sob quietly in the corner*

Not exactly how you planned it to go

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By *essyphilMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Two women.... brightly coloured hair.... love of strap ons....

And can make a good cup of tea!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"World peace

Nearly every time I self pleasure I dedicate it to world peace!... Just thought I'd tell you that lol x"

A very worthy cause, perhaps if we all did this our dedications could make it happen !

Nearly every time ??

Where do the other dedications go? X

(Btw our tastes are aligned with Eddie & Hannah)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

My pleasure! Have fun!

*goes off to sob quietly in the corner*

Not exactly how you planned it to go

but exactly as I expected it to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God mine is so boring!

An evening with a real gent who makes me a meal, candles etc. We retire to the lounge. He pulls out his guitar and plays me some tunes he knows (one of course will be Floyd)

Then in a haze of lust, we spend the night entwined in eachother.

The guy in my fantasy is usually Tom Hardy although I'm not sure he can play the guitar or cook.

I'm sure he's fine at the rest though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God mine is so boring!

An evening with a real gent who makes me a meal, candles etc. We retire to the lounge. He pulls out his guitar and plays me some tunes he knows (one of course will be Floyd)

Then in a haze of lust, we spend the night entwined in eachother.

The guy in my fantasy is usually Tom Hardy although I'm not sure he can play the guitar or cook.

I'm sure he's fine at the rest though.

I don't know or like any Floyd songs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like 4 men and 4 women who are hot and horny to rent a posh house with us for a weekend of *almost* anything goes fun. Pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very worthy cause, perhaps if we all did this our dedications could make it happen !

Nearly every time ??

Where do the other dedications go? X

(Btw our tastes are aligned with Eddie & Hannah) "

Hannah hey!, I knew I really should know his Mrs name, they're a very hot couple lol...

The times I forget to scream World peace at the point of orgasm I usually dedicate it to past men/lovers I'm still in lust/love with?!... I'm sure in the ether they're hugely benefitting from all the ardently passionate energies I occasionally send their way lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also. FFFM. Blonde/Redhead/Brunette and they must be a combination of English/Welsh/Scottish. It doesn't matter which is which, that's not important.

Call me?

Brunette English lady here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a group of girls all pleasuring each other. All having an amazing hot sticky time. After we would have tea and biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God mine is so boring!

An evening with a real gent who makes me a meal, candles etc. We retire to the lounge. He pulls out his guitar and plays me some tunes he knows (one of course will be Floyd)

Then in a haze of lust, we spend the night entwined in eachother.

The guy in my fantasy is usually Tom Hardy although I'm not sure he can play the guitar or cook.

I'm sure he's fine at the rest though.

Would you settke for "Three Blind Mice" on the kazoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God mine is so boring!

An evening with a real gent who makes me a meal, candles etc. We retire to the lounge. He pulls out his guitar and plays me some tunes he knows (one of course will be Floyd)

Then in a haze of lust, we spend the night entwined in eachother.

The guy in my fantasy is usually Tom Hardy although I'm not sure he can play the guitar or cook.

I'm sure he's fine at the rest though.

Would you settke for "Three Blind Mice" on the kazoo?"

No. It's quite guitar specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like someone to pick me up and take me to the seaside, to sit by the sea, eat chips and stroll along the shore.

Someone who is good at fighting seagulls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like 4 men and 4 women who are hot and horny to rent a posh house with us for a weekend of *almost* anything goes fun. Pretty please

We both have sunburn from earlier in the week and are definitely horny so we'd love to help you with this

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Mine should he easy but up to now hasn't been. Id just like to have a lady friend who I can chat with on n off of fab. Not necessary meeting but who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God mine is so boring!

An evening with a real gent who makes me a meal, candles etc. We retire to the lounge. He pulls out his guitar and plays me some tunes he knows (one of course will be Floyd)

Then in a haze of lust, we spend the night entwined in eachother.

The guy in my fantasy is usually Tom Hardy although I'm not sure he can play the guitar or cook.

I'm sure he's fine at the rest though.

Bass playing pie eater any use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bass playing pie eater any use?

I do love a nice pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bass playing pie eater any use?

I do love a nice pie

Hollands of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bass playing pie eater any use?

I do love a nice pie

Hollands of course..."

Home made! Remember - my guy cooks

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

My car to be fixed cheaply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

I'll keep it free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck!

I tried to organise a 15 girl orgy but to no avail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ur a flipping genius. I salute u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love a group of girls all pleasuring each other. All having an amazing hot sticky time. After we would have tea and biscuits

I want this too I want this too!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'd just be happy with some spooning followed by breakfast in bed today

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Two ladies the electro stimulus machine and everyone connected up to it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bass playing pie eater any use?

I do love a nice pie

Hollands of course...

Home made! Remember - my guy cooks

I fancy a home made pie now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd also like someone to brush the sand out of my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Blonde and Canadian. Does that count..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bass playing pie eater any use?

I do love a nice pie

Hollands of course...

Home made! Remember - my guy cooks

I fancy a home made pie now

Me too. I always manage to leave fab hungry!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I harbour the 'overly ambitious and not a cats hell in chance of achieving' fantasy of an uninhibited and filthy MMMMF where I'd be blindfolded and 'not know' who I was with .... except this would *never* happen in reality as I'm far far too much of a control freak to ever give myself up to unknowns (unless the likes of Simon Neil, Norman Reedus, Jerome Flynn, Jared Leto, Tom Hardy, George Clarke or Alexander Dreymon were the only men in the building so I knew it'd be *some* of them

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Failing that, playing with a small group of genuinely bi and open minded women (who were really into females and not just when 'putting on a show' for their men) would be great. No men allowed! ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd just be happy with some spooning followed by breakfast in bed today"

That would be nice.

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By *iffraffMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Someone local and horny to message me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I harbour the 'overly ambitious and not a cats hell in chance of achieving' fantasy of an uninhibited and filthy MMMMF where I'd be blindfolded and 'not know' who I was with .... except this would *never* happen in reality as I'm far far too much of a control freak to ever give myself up to unknowns (unless the likes of Simon Neil, Norman Reedus, Jerome Flynn, Jared Leto, Tom Hardy, George Clarke or Alexander Dreymon were the only men in the building so I knew it'd be *some* of them

)

Failing that, playing with a small group of genuinely bi and open minded women (who were really into females and not just when 'putting on a show' for their men) would be great. No men allowed! ..."

I did type 'cats hell in chance' didn't I?! D'oh!

Fat fingers, I meant 'cat in hell's chance' of course!

That'll be why there hasn't been a gaggle of women lining up to provide my requested service!

they simply misunderstood the question!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend here and I once tried to get two guys. We could find guys wo were willing to have a TMT but none who wanted MTMT. So we went for one but he didn't show up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Failing that, playing with a small group of genuinely bi and open minded women (who were really into females and not just when 'putting on a show' for their men) would be great. No men allowed! ...

I did type 'cats hell in chance' didn't I?! D'oh!

Fat fingers, I meant 'cat in hell's chance' of course!

That'll be why there hasn't been a gaggle of women lining up to provide my requested service!

they simply misunderstood the question!!

Hey, I offered. I know I'm only a single woman and not the gaggle you was hoping for x

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

To have 4 or 5 hairy pussied women pee over me, all at the same time. Saw something similar in a porn film once and it looked incredible

Also, to have 4 or 5 naked women lined-up on all fours in front of me and have me go down the line, burying my head between their arse cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a gaggle of 3 or 4 hot ladies to team up to spoil me to a mucky night of FFFFM squidgy slippery action please! Any takers?

What are your overly ambitious, not a cats hell in chance of achieving, but y'know, would be really rather jolly pleasant requests to the people of Fab?

To be fair Dan, I just put it down to a strange southern colloquialism. You could have got away with that with us northerners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

Surely it would be unchivalrous and rude not to add a Scottish Blonde to this mix?

Let's include the OP in this also, considering he brought everyone together

Now where shall we all meet for this spectacularly decadent MMFFFF? Oh, and Mr D can spectate.....because that's the kinda caring, sharing woman I am!!

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over a year ago

"God mine is so boring!

An evening with a real gent who makes me a meal, candles etc. We retire to the lounge. He pulls out his guitar and plays me some tunes he knows (one of course will be Floyd)

Then in a haze of lust, we spend the night entwined in eachother.

The guy in my fantasy is usually Tom Hardy although I'm not sure he can play the guitar or cook.

I'm sure he's fine at the rest though.

I don't know or like any Floyd songs. "

Really! Philistine!

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd just be happy with some spooning followed by breakfast in bed today"

Oj and toasted crumpets?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

Surely it would be unchivalrous and rude not to add a Scottish Blonde to this mix?

Let's include the OP in this also, considering he brought everyone together

Now where shall we all meet for this spectacularly decadent MMFFFF? Oh, and Mr D can spectate.....because that's the kinda caring, sharing woman I am!!

The more the merrier. Let's meet at mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bass playing pie eater any use?

I do love a nice pie

Hollands of course...

Home made! Remember - my guy cooks

I fancy a home made pie now

Me too. I always manage to leave fab hungry!

I'm going shopping soon. It's going to take all my willpower to walk past the pie counter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

My pleasure! Have fun!

*goes off to sob quietly in the corner*

Pull yourself together man! Come on, let find our own little harem.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Failing that, playing with a small group of genuinely bi and open minded women (who were really into females and not just when 'putting on a show' for their men) would be great. No men allowed! ...

I did type 'cats hell in chance' didn't I?! D'oh!

Fat fingers, I meant 'cat in hell's chance' of course!

That'll be why there hasn't been a gaggle of women lining up to provide my requested service!

they simply misunderstood the question!!

Cat hell is my sister's house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bass playing pie eater any use?

I do love a nice pie

Hollands of course...

Home made! Remember - my guy cooks

I can't compete with that...

I can write you a song though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

Surely it would be unchivalrous and rude not to add a Scottish Blonde to this mix?

Let's include the OP in this also, considering he brought everyone together

Now where shall we all meet for this spectacularly decadent MMFFFF? Oh, and Mr D can spectate.....because that's the kinda caring, sharing woman I am!!

The more the merrier. Let's meet at mine "

And got somewhere to meet.

I question why it was so hard to get together with just one woman on here now.

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over a year ago

"I'd quite like a gaggle of 3 or 4 hot ladies to team up to spoil me to a mucky night of FFFFM squidgy slippery action please! Any takers?

What are your overly ambitious, not a cats hell in chance of achieving, but y'know, would be really rather jolly pleasant requests to the people of Fab?

Good luck in your quest lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a gaggle of 3 or 4 hot ladies to team up to spoil me to a mucky night of FFFFM squidgy slippery action please! Any takers?

What are your overly ambitious, not a cats hell in chance of achieving, but y'know, would be really rather jolly pleasant requests to the people of Fab?

Good luck in your quest lol

Thanks!

It's a quest for sure! Not one I've taken 100% seriously but a quest nevertheless!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

Surely it would be unchivalrous and rude not to add a Scottish Blonde to this mix?

Let's include the OP in this also, considering he brought everyone together

Now where shall we all meet for this spectacularly decadent MMFFFF? Oh, and Mr D can spectate.....because that's the kinda caring, sharing woman I am!!

The more the merrier. Let's meet at mine "

*****hastily booking flights.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

Surely it would be unchivalrous and rude not to add a Scottish Blonde to this mix?

Let's include the OP in this also, considering he brought everyone together

Now where shall we all meet for this spectacularly decadent MMFFFF? Oh, and Mr D can spectate.....because that's the kinda caring, sharing woman I am!!

The more the merrier. Let's meet at mine

And got somewhere to meet.

I question why it was so hard to get together with just one woman on here now.

It would appear that you gentleman have been looking in the wrong places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To have 4 or 5 hairy pussied women pee over me, all at the same time. Saw something similar in a porn film once and it looked incredible

Also, to have 4 or 5 naked women lined-up on all fours in front of me and have me go down the line, burying my head between their arse cheeks."

Not my thing, but I love the way your mind works, Howard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have a 3 or 4 some with the OH.

Or even just to watch her riding another mans cock. Nothing to elaborate but i know it'll never happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id love my own island of buxom babes and im the king...

would love deanna troi and 7 of 9 and cpt janeway for a mfff session...infact a whole week

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"To have 4 or 5 hairy pussied women pee over me, all at the same time. Saw something similar in a porn film once and it looked incredible

Also, to have 4 or 5 naked women lined-up on all fours in front of me and have me go down the line, burying my head between their arse cheeks.

Not my thing, but I love the way your mind works, Howard

I'll put you down as a 'maybe' then

Just need 3 or 4 more ladies now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id love my own island of buxom babes and im the king...

would love deanna troi and 7 of 9 and cpt janeway for a mfff session...infact a whole week "

I always preferred the DS9 ladies, myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

Surely it would be unchivalrous and rude not to add a Scottish Blonde to this mix?

Let's include the OP in this also, considering he brought everyone together

Now where shall we all meet for this spectacularly decadent MMFFFF? Oh, and Mr D can spectate.....because that's the kinda caring, sharing woman I am!!

The more the merrier. Let's meet at mine

And got somewhere to meet.

I question why it was so hard to get together with just one woman on here now.

It would appear that you gentleman have been looking in the wrong places

I always look on Dans threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love a group of girls all pleasuring each other. All having an amazing hot sticky time. After we would have tea and biscuits

I want this too I want this too! "

done this - minus tea and biscuits

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'd just be happy with some spooning followed by breakfast in bed today

Oj and toasted crumpets?

Fuzz"

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love a group of girls all pleasuring each other. All having an amazing hot sticky time. After we would have tea and biscuits

I want this too I want this too!

done this - minus tea and biscuits"

Cocktails instead?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm really hungry and I rather fancy cock for lunch.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I want to wear football socks, eat burgers and then be bent over the subs bench.

Filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to wear football socks, eat burgers and then be bent over the subs bench.

Filth "

Just the socks?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I want to wear football socks, eat burgers and then be bent over the subs bench.

Filth

Just the socks?"

Just the socks. I hate football.

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over a year ago

"I want to wear football socks, eat burgers and then be bent over the subs bench.

Filth

Just the socks?

Just the socks. I hate football."

Rugby socks, maybe?

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over a year ago

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"I want to wear football socks, eat burgers and then be bent over the subs bench.

Filth

Just the socks?

Just the socks. I hate football.

Rugby socks, maybe?"

Nope football for ultimate filth

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over a year ago

"I want to wear football socks, eat burgers and then be bent over the subs bench.

Filth

Just the socks?

Just the socks. I hate football.

Rugby socks, maybe?

Nope football for ultimate filth"

Early shower for you Honey!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Hoping for a tall, dominant gentlemen for friends with benefits

It really shouldn't be that hard to find..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I want to wear football socks, eat burgers and then be bent over the subs bench.

Filth

Just the socks?

Just the socks. I hate football.

Rugby socks, maybe?

Nope football for ultimate filth

Early shower for you Honey!"

I'm all talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a happy meal Miss Honey

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Also, Scottish brunette

#justsaying

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over a year ago

"I want to wear football socks, eat burgers and then be bent over the subs bench.

Filth

Just the socks?

Just the socks. I hate football.

Rugby socks, maybe?

Nope football for ultimate filth"

In that case forget about the subs bench, you're going into the muddy bit in the middle of the pitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde and Welsh? Anyone?

Ahem....I can do a mean Welsh accent boyo

Peach x

That's perfect.

Peach, Redfox and Bunny....I'll get in touch on Tuesday.

Thanks for the thread Dan.

Surely it would be unchivalrous and rude not to add a Scottish Blonde to this mix?

Let's include the OP in this also, considering he brought everyone together

Now where shall we all meet for this spectacularly decadent MMFFFF? Oh, and Mr D can spectate.....because that's the kinda caring, sharing woman I am!!

The more the merrier. Let's meet at mine

And got somewhere to meet.

I question why it was so hard to get together with just one woman on here now.

It would appear that you gentleman have been looking in the wrong places

I always look on Dans threads.

Lucky Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To meet a smart sexy business woman in a hotel bar . We exchange smiles and chat . Maybe a cocktail or two and then she shows me her room number and says 'come up in 5 minutes' ...

A cliche admittedly and knowing my luck would be a trick .....

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over a year ago

"I want to wear football socks, eat burgers and then be bent over the subs bench.

Filth

Just the socks?

Just the socks. I hate football.

Rugby socks, maybe?

Nope football for ultimate filth

Early shower for you Honey!

I'm all talk. "

Pundit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh & another 1

wld love to have a romp with a lady from each continent lol Have ticked off Russia, India, England if there is an American I'm over here luv

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By *essyphilMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I'd just be happy with some spooning followed by breakfast in bed today"

I make a brilliant breakfast...!!

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I would like to find a quiet secluded campsite and once I have arrived in my luxury motorhome, i discover the other campers are all randy swingers. My naughty play mate ties me to the bed blindfolded and then invites the men to visit any time that day. Ok so who owns a tent, caravan or camper ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also. FFFM. Blonde/Redhead/Brunette and they must be a combination of English/Welsh/Scottish. It doesn't matter which is which, that's not important.

Call me?

English (Cornish) redhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*cough* Red Fox *cough*

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

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