FabSwingers.com forum: Serious question

By *ire_thorn OP Man
over a year ago

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If Mickey and Minnie are both mice, Daisy and Donald are both ducks. And Goofy is a dog.. They're all animals that talk.. Which brings me to my question. Why the fuck is Pluto just a dog?

Did they forget to humanize him or... OR is Mickey so fucked up that he is keeping a dude with a developmental delay as a fucking pet?

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By *ire_thorn OP Man
over a year ago

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I'm surprised that didn't get any kind of response... Oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you've got too much time on your hands at 4am? My brain can't even compute that right now

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By *eneathTheDiamondSkyWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

And, what animal is Goofy anyway? Pluto is a dog so what's Goofy?

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By *ire_thorn OP Man
over a year ago

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"And, what animal is Goofy anyway? Pluto is a dog so what's Goofy? "

He is also a dog.. But he can talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised that didn't get any kind of response... Oh well "

Probably because it's a stupid question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" OR is Mickey so fucked up that he is keeping a dude with a developmental delay as a fucking pet?

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And once again the internet ruins my childhood.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I can't believe you're even asking this, the answer is so straightforward it must be a wind-up?

Look beyond the obvious to the second level and continue until you get to the eighth level, the answer is obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goofy isn't a dog.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Goofy isn't a dog. "

Yes he is

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

mickey and Minnie are in court and the judge says you cant divorce Minnie on the grounds of her protruding teeth . to which mickey replies I didn't say she has protruding teeth your honour I said she was fucking goofy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The voice over guy didn't turn up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe Pluto chooses not to speak? Maybe his voice is even more squeaky than Mickey's and hes embarrassed by it?

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By *ire_thorn OP Man
over a year ago

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Ranger and bunny.. Those are great theorys

And somebody needs a lamp thrown at them so they can lighten the fuck uo

Obviously this was never intended to be a serious post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google is always good

Goofy was a dog also .....well Google says so it's right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops it's Pluto your on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confused.com they are both dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well,they are different breeds of dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he doesn't speak the same language?!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Maybe he doesn't speak the same language?! "

Que? He's from Barcelona...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Google is always good

Goofy was a dog also .....well Google says so it's right

Goofy is clearly not a dog when you compare him to how they drew a dog........like say Pluto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Google is always good

Goofy was a dog also .....well Google says so it's right

Goofy is clearly not a dog when you compare him to how they drew a dog........like say Pluto. "

But he is ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe he doesn't speak the same language?!

Que? He's from Barcelona...

Is he called Baxter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Google is always good

Goofy was a dog also .....well Google says so it's right

Goofy is clearly not a dog when you compare him to how they drew a dog........like say Pluto.

But he is ...."

A human dawg

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Google is always good

Goofy was a dog also .....well Google says so it's right

Goofy is clearly not a dog when you compare him to how they drew a dog........like say Pluto.

But he is ....

A human dawg

That reminded me of the ki-ora ads from years ago.. haaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pluto is normal. The rest are like mutants. Like the X-Men compare to non mutant humans.

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Maybe Pluto isn't development delayed... the rest of them are for not understanding doggy language..

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Pluto was infact dognapped from another cartoon by one of Cruella De Vil's henchmen, Jasper Badun, one where dogs cannot talk..the Jetsons had a similar looking dog.. Could be..

Mickey then purchased Pluto down the pub one night after several pints and whiskey chasers in exchange for a bit of glory hole action with jasper in the men's bogs..

I do hope that's cleared it up for all of you and hasn't ruined any of your childhoods..

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By *ire_thorn OP Man
over a year ago

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This is a fun post haha

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"mickey and Minnie are in court and the judge says you cant divorce Minnie on the grounds of her protruding teeth . to which mickey replies I didn't say she has protruding teeth your honour I said she was fucking goofy ."

Haha.

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