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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have threads about voluptuous vixens (BBWs) and of course slim sirens (skinny Minnies), but come on, what about the rest of us in the middle? We may be of average dress size (16) or below. We may be athletic/gym fit but not look it. We may have mummy tummies and thunder thighs. We may be of low or high self esteem but where do we stand in Fab?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Normally on a chair me, or step. Whatever gives me a better view to see in the mirror

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By *elsh couple40Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Very good point, it's always about the polar opposites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have threads about voluptuous vixens (BBWs) and of course slim sirens (skinny Minnies), but come on, what about the rest of us in the middle? We may be of average dress size (16) or below. We may be athletic/gym fit but not look it. We may have mummy tummies and thunder thighs. We may be of low or high self esteem but where do we stand in Fab?"

Would be better if people could just get on and have fun without labelling.

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Hmmm where do you stand? Can you stand just in front of me pushing your curvy and very cute bottom out please;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Smack bang in the middle of everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am in between a man and and a women

in between athletic and voluptuous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get our dregs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i should of added in a bed as well please for in between

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's one or two in this thread I'd like stood in front of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mam bods yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. Your a woman. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it comes to relationship material, I only go for women (based on past record) sizes 6-8 and have better time both in and out of the bed room.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"We have threads about voluptuous vixens (BBWs) and of course slim sirens (skinny Minnies), but come on, what about the rest of us in the middle? We may be of average dress size (16) or below. We may be athletic/gym fit but not look it. We may have mummy tummies and thunder thighs. We may be of low or high self esteem but where do we stand in Fab?"

Wherever we choose to stand. We may not be celebrated for it but then we're not often berated for it either. Works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i think you're sexy then it doesn't matter what the body type is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op. Your a woman. . "

you seem to be very quick and on the ball

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"but where do we stand in Fab?"

You stand in the same place as everyone else really - if you've got a sparkling personality and come to be eyes, you're going to be a winner.

I'd be happy to Fab ya

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

My personal preference would be a size 12-16.

I have a saying 'I like my women like roads, curves are more fun, straight up and down can be boring'

Also..

It's not the size of the shadow you cast but the size of your heart that matters.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

You're in a position I envy very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being in this bracket i hope there is a place... i know where id like that to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being in this bracket i hope there is a place... i know where id like that to be "

Good bum

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Yaaay a thread where I belong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm average and proud

I started a similar thread when I first started using the forums and everyone said they think being described as average was boring. But I like it, so I own it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yaaay a thread where I belong "

Cracking bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck. I just realised I'm heading for the average body Fab Twilight zone

Is Greggs still open??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck. I just realised I'm heading for the average body Fab Twilight zone

Is Greggs still open??"

It is at Lymm services on the M6.

I've just been but hurry it shuts in 10 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being in this bracket i hope there is a place... i know where id like that to be

Good bum "

Thanks you

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Happy to be included

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

I'm of the opinion that it really doesn't matter what "category" your body falls into. I see women of all shapes and sizes all of which have different qualities and I'm attracted to different things in each of them. I'm not denying that I tend to gravitate to a certain body type but if I find somebody attractive then it doesn't matter what type they have. I think alot of attraction for me comes from a person's confidence and body language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have threads about voluptuous vixens (BBWs) and of course slim sirens (skinny Minnies), but come on, what about the rest of us in the middle? We may be of average dress size (16) or below. We may be athletic/gym fit but not look it. We may have mummy tummies and thunder thighs. We may be of low or high self esteem but where do we stand in Fab?

Would be better if people could just get on and have fun without labelling. "

Absolutely 100% correct. Why are these threads even being posted. Sorry OP.

The more that they come up the more we have an opinion or judge. Stop the threads about size, race etc and the forums will be a better place.

There is more to people than their size, their race, their background.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Yaaay a thread where I belong

Cracking bod "

Come get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 10 average here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op. Your a woman. . "

Bee gets it

All us men may have our own personal preferences, but if you ladies ooze sass and use all your feminine wiles you've usually got us guys hooked whatever your height, weight, shape, size, hirsute et al.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm of the opinion that it really doesn't matter what "category" your body falls into. I see women of all shapes and sizes all of which have different qualities and I'm attracted to different things in each of them. I'm not denying that I tend to gravitate to a certain body type but if I find somebody attractive then it doesn't matter what type they have. I think alot of attraction for me comes from a person's confidence and body language. "

Fuzz

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Op. Your a woman. .

Bee gets it

All us men may have our own personal preferences, but if you ladies ooze sass and use all your feminine wiles you've usually got us guys hooked whatever your height, weight, shape, size, hirsute et al.

Fuzz"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op. Your a woman. .

you seem to be very quick and on the ball "

I'm a genuine professional man. I know my subject.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I'm one of those women with a few extra bumps in the wrong places lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love all female form. Slim, chubby, curvy, large, BBW. I have to say, I've been with all shapes and sizes and not once I have not enjoyed myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m a size 16, I,m never sure how to describe myself size wise. I consider myself to be fat but not obese ( although my Wii fir says otherwise and now lives under my bed). I usually say curvy but it is tricky, I tend to just hook them with my bosoms XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening!!!

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone wanna chat xxx

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"I,m a size 16, I,m never sure how to describe myself size wise. I consider myself to be fat but not obese ( although my Wii fir says otherwise and now lives under my bed). I usually say curvy but it is tricky, I tend to just hook them with my bosoms XXX"

Hooked

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening!!!

PTU xxx"

Evening x

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"

I'm a genuine professional man. "

Wears a tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every body looks good naked. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have threads about voluptuous vixens (BBWs) and of course slim sirens (skinny Minnies), but come on, what about the rest of us in the middle? We may be of average dress size (16) or below. We may be athletic/gym fit but not look it. We may have mummy tummies and thunder thighs. We may be of low or high self esteem but where do we stand in Fab?"

These are the ladies i do prefer. .. i have my good reasons too. So not sure why you ladies feel left out... you most definitely shouldn't. ..either that or you're looking at the wrong type of guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm standing over here laughing while the fans of the extreme ends of the scale battle it out for supremacy, and take offence at other people's preferences. I'm sipping on my g&t and smiling not caring where I stand on fab. .. Because I know that the one that matters finds me attractive. And a few others do too. That's more than enough for me. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening!!!

PTU xxx

Evening x"

I'm quite happy being a size 16 and average/curvy I don't join in on the bbw threads cos I don't see myself as a big woman.

PTU xxx

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Size 10 average weird how we can be the same size but totally different shapes and weights.

Embrass your uniquness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I,m a size 16, I,m never sure how to describe myself size wise. I consider myself to be fat but not obese ( although my Wii fir says otherwise and now lives under my bed). I usually say curvy but it is tricky, I tend to just hook them with my bosoms XXX

Hooked "

Thats my trick too, works a treat haha

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"I,m a size 16, I,m never sure how to describe myself size wise. I consider myself to be fat but not obese ( although my Wii fir says otherwise and now lives under my bed). I usually say curvy but it is tricky, I tend to just hook them with my bosoms XXX

Hooked

Thats my trick too, works a treat haha"

Sneaks off for a peek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I,m a size 16, I,m never sure how to describe myself size wise. I consider myself to be fat but not obese ( although my Wii fir says otherwise and now lives under my bed). I usually say curvy but it is tricky, I tend to just hook them with my bosoms XXX

Hooked

Thats my trick too, works a treat haha"

Yeah and me as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm a genuine professional man.

Wears a tie "

Around her wrists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm a genuine professional man.

Wears a tie

Around her wrists. "

Around his wrists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm standing over here laughing while the fans of the extreme ends of the scale battle it out for supremacy, and take offence at other people's preferences. I'm sipping on my g&t and smiling not caring where I stand on fab. .. Because I know that the one that matters finds me attractive. And a few others do too. That's more than enough for me. Cheers "

How many of them g&t's have you had?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"I,m a size 16, I,m never sure how to describe myself size wise. I consider myself to be fat but not obese ( although my Wii fir says otherwise and now lives under my bed). I usually say curvy but it is tricky, I tend to just hook them with my bosoms XXX

Hooked

Thats my trick too, works a treat haha

Yeah and me as well! "

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id rather look in these threads than the other ones any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm standing over here laughing while the fans of the extreme ends of the scale battle it out for supremacy, and take offence at other people's preferences. I'm sipping on my g&t and smiling not caring where I stand on fab. .. Because I know that the one that matters finds me attractive. And a few others do too. That's more than enough for me. Cheers

How many of them g&t's have you had? "

Nowhere near enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck. I just realised I'm heading for the average body Fab Twilight zone

Is Greggs still open??

It is at Lymm services on the M6.

I've just been but hurry it shuts in 10 minutes.

"

I don't even know where Lymm is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm standing over here laughing while the fans of the extreme ends of the scale battle it out for supremacy, and take offence at other people's preferences. I'm sipping on my g&t and smiling not caring where I stand on fab. .. Because I know that the one that matters finds me attractive. And a few others do too. That's more than enough for me. Cheers

How many of them g&t's have you had?

Nowhere near enough "

Double up

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Fuck. I just realised I'm heading for the average body Fab Twilight zone

Is Greggs still open??

It is at Lymm services on the M6.

I've just been but hurry it shuts in 10 minutes.

I don't even know where Lymm is

"

Its just off the M6 in Cheshire

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"We have threads about voluptuous vixens (BBWs) and of course slim sirens (skinny Minnies), but come on, what about the rest of us in the middle? We may be of average dress size (16) or below. We may be athletic/gym fit but not look it. We may have mummy tummies and thunder thighs. We may be of low or high self esteem but where do we stand in Fab?

Would be better if people could just get on and have fun without labelling. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it comes to relationship material, I only go for women (based on past record) sizes 6-8 and have better time both in and out of the bed room."

Ok

I'm annoyed that I'm the First Lady to "bite" to this.

But how on earth can you compare a woman's size to how you get along with someone outside of the bedroom?

I know we all have types, and certain people that turn us on. I for one am very open about who and what turns me on and who doesn't. But to state that a size of someone's waist determines how you get along with them outside of the bedroom - well I can't quite comprehend.

Perhaps you should look i to your inner souls before making such shallow comments. After all you are speaking about a relationship. You say a relationship is defined by somebodies waist !

Let me guess. Are you single by any chance ??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it comes to relationship material, I only go for women (based on past record) sizes 6-8 and have better time both in and out of the bed room.

Ok

I'm annoyed that I'm the First Lady to "bite" to this.

But how on earth can you compare a woman's size to how you get along with someone outside of the bedroom?

I know we all have types, and certain people that turn us on. I for one am very open about who and what turns me on and who doesn't. But to state that a size of someone's waist determines how you get along with them outside of the bedroom - well I can't quite comprehend.

Perhaps you should look i to your inner souls before making such shallow comments. After all you are speaking about a relationship. You say a relationship is defined by somebodies waist !

Let me guess. Are you single by any chance ??! "

To be fair I wouldn't enter into a sexual relationship with somebody who was obese and I guess that's the same - defining a relationship by a waist size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being in this bracket i hope there is a place... i know where id like that to be "

I shall have to give you a second opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it comes to relationship material, I only go for women (based on past record) sizes 6-8 and have better time both in and out of the bed room.

Ok

I'm annoyed that I'm the First Lady to "bite" to this.

But how on earth can you compare a woman's size to how you get along with someone outside of the bedroom?

I know we all have types, and certain people that turn us on. I for one am very open about who and what turns me on and who doesn't. But to state that a size of someone's waist determines how you get along with them outside of the bedroom - well I can't quite comprehend.

Perhaps you should look i to your inner souls before making such shallow comments. After all you are speaking about a relationship. You say a relationship is defined by somebodies waist !

Let me guess. Are you single by any chance ??! "

Yeah it is a strange way to go about looking for love. He is missing out on a lot.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


" He is missing out on a lot."

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm where do you stand? Can you stand just in front of me pushing your curvy and very cute bottom out please;) "

If only you were single and taller

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You get our dregs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op. Your a woman. . "

Your observational skills are spot on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When it comes to relationship material, I only go for women (based on past record) sizes 6-8 and have better time both in and out of the bed room."

Are you implying you drop your standards for a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have threads about voluptuous vixens (BBWs) and of course slim sirens (skinny Minnies), but come on, what about the rest of us in the middle? We may be of average dress size (16) or below. We may be athletic/gym fit but not look it. We may have mummy tummies and thunder thighs. We may be of low or high self esteem but where do we stand in Fab?

Wherever we choose to stand. We may not be celebrated for it but then we're not often berated for it either. Works for me."

You have an excellent point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"but where do we stand in Fab?

You stand in the same place as everyone else really - if you've got a sparkling personality and come to be eyes, you're going to be a winner.

I'd be happy to Fab ya "

I have sparkling eyes and come to bed personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but where do we stand in Fab?

You stand in the same place as everyone else really - if you've got a sparkling personality and come to be eyes, you're going to be a winner.

I'd be happy to Fab ya

I have sparkling eyes and come to bed personality "

And you're very spunky

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hmmm where do you stand? Can you stand just in front of me pushing your curvy and very cute bottom out please;)

If only you were single and taller "

I'm single with 3 inches more than him... Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" He is missing out on a lot.

This "

Is he? He's only missing out on those he doesn't find attractive. ..so actually not missing out on anything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have threads about voluptuous vixens (BBWs) and of course slim sirens (skinny Minnies), but come on, what about the rest of us in the middle? We may be of average dress size (16) or below. We may be athletic/gym fit but not look it. We may have mummy tummies and thunder thighs. We may be of low or high self esteem but where do we stand in Fab?

Would be better if people could just get on and have fun without labelling.

Absolutely 100% correct. Why are these threads even being posted. Sorry OP.

The more that they come up the more we have an opinion or judge. Stop the threads about size, race etc and the forums will be a better place.

There is more to people than their size, their race, their background. "

Stop these threads and the forum will be like old mother hubbards cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'm a genuine professional man.

Wears a tie

Around her wrists. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"but where do we stand in Fab?

You stand in the same place as everyone else really - if you've got a sparkling personality and come to be eyes, you're going to be a winner.

I'd be happy to Fab ya

I have sparkling eyes and come to bed personality

And you're very spunky "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice eyes, nice tits, tasty fanny..

I'm open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm where do you stand? Can you stand just in front of me pushing your curvy and very cute bottom out please;)

If only you were single and taller

I'm single with 3 inches more than him... Just saying "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Signing in to see who passes through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Average"

The only body type description I've used on here that hasn't been challenged by anyone, which is why I use it....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Average here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tricky one for me, I picked slim on the profile as I'm a 10-12 but I still see myself as in my 14/16 days.

Hopefully one day I'll able to progress to athletic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average here "

aye...righttttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yaaay a thread where I belong "

Me too, I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yaaay a thread where I belong

Me too, I think! "

again ..aye..right!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Average here

aye...righttttt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo runs in hiya miss average here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a size 12-14 is extremely sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without donning my White Knight armour.....

Anyone who can engage in conversation ticks my boxes, irrespective of labels. That doesn't mean I'll fuck anything, it means I value friendship over everything else.

As I keep on saying, If you can't stand out, at least stand proud.

I should probably add, those who stand proud truly stand out.

We all have our hang ups somewhere, but I raise my glass to each and every one of you, irrespective of which end of the scale you do/do not fit in to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the muscular toned girls..... with a 'bonus '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo runs in hiya miss average here "

very average................I felt the need to fab yer averageness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yaaay a thread where I belong

Me too, I think!

again ..aye..right! "

Hola

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By *lackHardDickMan
over a year ago

London

Didnt even notice there was a size difference on here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yaaay a thread where I belong

Me too, I think!

again ..aye..right!

Hola "

you arent even spanish ya sexy twat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo runs in hiya miss average here

very average................I felt the need to fab yer averageness "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yaaay a thread where I belong

Me too, I think!

again ..aye..right!

Hola

you arent even spanish ya sexy twat x"

There's no fooling you

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Definitely an average female bod which needs work!

Contemplating suspending meeting for a wee while as at the moment I really don't like what I see in the mirror when all the clothes come off!

And no - I'm not fishing for compliments!

As we all know - it's how we think we look ourselves that matters most - not what others think of us! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo runs in hiya miss average here

very average................I felt the need to fab yer averageness

Why thank you "

Its all part of my wank duty

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Average here

aye...righttttt"

You're fabbed

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over a year ago


"Yaaay a thread where I belong

Me too, I think!

again ..aye..right!

Hola

you arent even spanish ya sexy twat x

There's no fooling you "

nope...but you can speak french if you like...mixed with irish...and also posh english..and for you...just to get u soaking..am gonna speak klingon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yaaay a thread where I belong

Me too, I think!

again ..aye..right!

Hola

you arent even spanish ya sexy twat x

There's no fooling you

nope...but you can speak french if you like...mixed with irish...and also posh english..and for you...just to get u soaking..am gonna speak klingon."

Be still my beating heart!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Remarkably average here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yaaay a thread where I belong

Me too, I think!

again ..aye..right!

Hola

you arent even spanish ya sexy twat x

There's no fooling you

nope...but you can speak french if you like...mixed with irish...and also posh english..and for you...just to get u soaking..am gonna speak klingon.

Be still my beating heart! "

klach dar chrachklonnnarrrgh

loosely translated it means: " wanna fist your pie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completely average in every single way right here...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Remarkably average here "

Hmmm...don't think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remarkably average here

Hmmm...don't think so. "

agreed I nearly boaked while looking and fabbing...shh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am above average cock

above average dress size

2 out 3 aint that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remarkably average here

Hmmm...don't think so. "

cor blimey what a hot profile

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Remarkably average here

Hmmm...don't think so.

agreed I nearly boaked while looking and fabbing...shh"

She looks a little sweetie and I'm not into the ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every girl friend I've ever had, it's been the person, not the body that made me want them.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Remarkably average here

Hmmm...don't think so.

cor blimey what a hot profile"

Love that cor blimey thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarks and looks forward to a good perv tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every girl friend I've ever had, it's been the person, not the body that made me want them. "

unless they sported a blue waffle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I've had gf of many divergent sizes and looks. Some slim, some larger, but everyone, we had fun and we laughed together.

Fun remembering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every girl friend I've ever had, it's been the person, not the body that made me want them.

unless they sported a blue waffle..."

Think that is a bit of a deal breaker..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remarkably average here

Hmmm...don't think so.

agreed I nearly boaked while looking and fabbing...shh

She looks a little sweetie and I'm not into the ladies! "

too sweet and innocent to me..I like em sweeter...btw thanks for the fabs(am now off to sleep imagining licking between your legs)(fuck I hope this is mrs _amiss!!!!!)

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Remarkably average here

Hmmm...don't think so.

agreed I nearly boaked while looking and fabbing...shh

She looks a little sweetie and I'm not into the ladies!

too sweet and innocent to me..I like em sweeter...btw thanks for the fabs(am now off to sleep imagining licking between your legs)(fuck I hope this is mrs _amiss!!!!!)"

Hmmm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remarkably average here

Hmmm...don't think so.

cor blimey what a hot profile

Love that cor blimey thing "

i have many a hidden secret up my skirt

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Remarkably average here

Hmmm...don't think so.

cor blimey what a hot profile

Love that cor blimey thing

i have many a hidden secret up my skirt "

You make me laff!

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