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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey anyone out there !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/07/17 17:19:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a fook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To go wiv your nife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To go wiv your nife?"

Ah I get it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a fook? "

i think its his accent for fork

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

Your user name...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you struggling to eat ya tea OP? Fingers? A bit like diy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will someone take his Fab V please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on now lad, this is why us single men get such a bad name

You've got one photo that is mainly your camera case, no profile text and the only posts youve made bar one is "fancy a fook"

Please, men everywhere, for the love of god, THINK!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will someone take his Fab V please "

Someone has.

And his Fab ABCDEFG....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on now lad, this is why us single men get such a bad name

You've got one photo that is mainly your camera case, no profile text and the only posts youve made bar one is "fancy a fook"

Please, men everywhere, for the love of god, THINK!!!"

Listen to the man OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your user name... "

not the most enticing is it? makes me feel slightly queasy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's gone offline now. I am picturing some poor little bangers sat lonely on a plate. Desperate to be eaten. And no fook in sight. Sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww come on folk

give the lad a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's gone offline now. I am picturing some poor little bangers sat lonely on a plate. Desperate to be eaten. And no fook in sight. Sad"

Maybe someone will give him a spoon

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"He's gone offline now. I am picturing some poor little bangers sat lonely on a plate. Desperate to be eaten. And no fook in sight. Sad

Maybe someone will give him a spoon "

Big spoon for soup, little spoon for desert

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"He's gone offline now. I am picturing some poor little bangers sat lonely on a plate. Desperate to be eaten. And no fook in sight. Sad"

He should use his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aww come on folk

give the lad a chance

"

This IS his chance. Oh no! Looks like he's scuppered it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aww come on folk

give the lad a chance

This IS his chance. Oh no! Looks like he's scuppered it."

Has he fooked his chances?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aww come on folk

give the lad a chance

This IS his chance. Oh no! Looks like he's scuppered it.

Has he fooked his chances?"

He's fooked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aww come on folk

give the lad a chance

This IS his chance. Oh no! Looks like he's scuppered it.

Has he fooked his chances?"

Get outta here Mr sexy arse! This is my party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aww come on folk

give the lad a chance

This IS his chance. Oh no! Looks like he's scuppered it.

Has he fooked his chances?

Get outta here Mr sexy arse! This is my party!"

look a brings me nife and fooks ellsware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all have to start somewhere.

PTU xxx

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By *arlingCoupleCouple
over a year ago

fareham

Wet t-shirt look does it for me , you've got a lot to learn about woman x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wet t-shirt look does it for me , you've got a lot to learn about woman x"

it is very hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they say the forums ain't cliché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on now lad, this is why us single men get such a bad name

You've got one photo that is mainly your camera case, no profile text and the only posts youve made bar one is "fancy a fook"

Please, men everywhere, for the love of god, THINK!!!

Are you serious mate your standing there in a wet shirt you absolute pencil, sort your shit out you look a cunt

Whaadddduuuuuppppppp peachizle in da hhhooouuuuseeeeeee!

I think you will find abusive language like that is completely unacceptable.

Also don't recommend taking a pop at their choice of photo.

Have a look at my pics... that's what Mr wet t-shirt gets to bang whenever he desires.

Bet you got yours damp now don't ya!

*mic drop*"

If I put a wet t shirt on can I bang ya?

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the forums op.

Youre soon realise who to avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And they say the forums ain't cliché "

Cliché or cliquey?

Couldnt care less either way i just fancy being pedantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have no friends in the forums

i type what i want when i want

same for threads

as long as its in the rules of fab

a dont care less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have no friends in the forums

i type what i want when i want

same for threads

as long as its in the rules of fab

a dont care less"

Obviously the ones that have been removed wasn't in the rules.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"He's gone offline now. I am picturing some poor little bangers sat lonely on a plate. Desperate to be eaten. And no fook in sight. Sad

Maybe someone will give him a spoon

Big spoon for soup, little spoon for desert "

Why would you need a little spoon in the desert? Surely a sodding great spade would be better with all that sand!

Save the spoons for dessert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have no friends in the forums

i type what i want when i want

same for threads

as long as its in the rules of fab

a dont care less

Obviously the ones that have been removed wasn't in the rules. "

i remove some fab did

i got banned

i dont resort to name calling its just stupid to do so

xxxx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"i have no friends in the forums

i type what i want when i want

same for threads

as long as its in the rules of fab

a dont care less

Obviously the ones that have been removed wasn't in the rules. "

Mine was removed because I quoted some abuse the OP wrote. No other reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor chap. That's now how one gets Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on now lad, this is why us single men get such a bad name

You've got one photo that is mainly your camera case, no profile text and the only posts youve made bar one is "fancy a fook"

Please, men everywhere, for the love of god, THINK!!!"

What he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have no friends in the forums

i type what i want when i want

same for threads

as long as its in the rules of fab

a dont care less

Obviously the ones that have been removed wasn't in the rules.

Mine was removed because I quoted some abuse the OP wrote. No other reason. "

Presuming op was wetting he's pants over your pictures

How do you know you're he's type lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"i have no friends in the forums

i type what i want when i want

same for threads

as long as its in the rules of fab

a dont care less

Obviously the ones that have been removed wasn't in the rules.

Mine was removed because I quoted some abuse the OP wrote. No other reason.

Presuming op was wetting he's pants over your pictures

How do you know you're he's type lol"

Coz nobody can resist a mic drop nobody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey anyone out there !!"

Is this the opening to a David Bowie song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have no friends in the forums

i type what i want when i want

same for threads

as long as its in the rules of fab

a dont care less

Obviously the ones that have been removed wasn't in the rules.

Mine was removed because I quoted some abuse the OP wrote. No other reason.

Presuming op was wetting he's pants over your pictures

How do you know you're he's type lol

Coz nobody can resist a mic drop nobody "

I'll just add a lol. Makes it OK then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink Floyd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pink Floyd "

'I have become, comfortably numb' Thats what you get when you wank to much.

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...


"i have no friends in the forums

i type what i want when i want

same for threads

as long as its in the rules of fab

a dont care less

Obviously the ones that have been removed wasn't in the rules.

Mine was removed because I quoted some abuse the OP wrote. No other reason. "

That'll teach me to wander off - looks like I missed the abuse. Dear OP: do your own thing - nicely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pink Floyd

'I have become, comfortably numb' Thats what you get when you wank to much. "

Is there a too much???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey anyone out there !!"

I've only got spons.

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