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Anyone like a bit of tasteless banter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mr here. So me and a mate went to a pub last week and ordered a full English each.

When it arrived, the sausages were absolutely cremated. He turned to the waiter and said "where did you cook these, Grenfell tower?"

Round of applause from the table next to us

Anyone else had any good banter lately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the record I found that pretty funny in a grim way. But I am going to sit here and wait for the PC police to question you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got the tasteless bit right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the record I found that pretty funny in a grim way. But I am going to sit here and wait for the PC police to question you "

Here

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Something's are saved only for the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the record I found that pretty funny in a grim way. But I am going to sit here and wait for the PC police to question you

Here"

yep the police and porn squad will be lurking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the record I found that pretty funny in a grim way. But I am going to sit here and wait for the PC police to question you

Here"

yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i met this women from fab

we are kissing and i slowly put my hand up her skirt

felling the old bermuda triangle

she asks me would you like your palm read

i replied : are you a clairvoyant

no shes said ive just come on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the PC police on here are so misunderstood lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little too soon would have been the reaction from my mates. As I always say to those trying to be funny. Know your audience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little too soon would have been the reaction from my mates. As I always say to those trying to be funny. Know your audience.

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very true there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little too soon would have been the reaction from my mates. As I always say to those trying to be funny. Know your audience.

"

Agreed

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No it's not for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i met this women from fab

we are kissing and i slowly put my hand up her skirt

felling the old bermuda triangle

she asks me would you like your palm read

i replied : are you a clairvoyant

no shes said ive just come on"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr here. So me and a mate went to a pub last week and ordered a full English each.

When it arrived, the sausages were absolutely cremated. He turned to the waiter and said "where did you cook these, Grenfell tower?"

Round of applause from the table next to us

Anyone else had any good banter lately?"

That's not that great banter. It's like the Frankie Boyle of banter, pretty formulaic with a randomly inserted offensiveness at the end.

I personally would have gone with the blackened sausages/penis analogy.

Something along the lines of "the last time I saw a sausage this black it was balls deep in my wife/girlfriend".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Something along the lines of "the last time I saw a sausage this black it was balls deep in my wife/girlfriend". "

That's pretty good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i met this women from fab

we are kissing and i slowly put my hand up her skirt

felling the old bermuda triangle

she asks me would you like your palm read

i replied : are you a clairvoyant

no shes said ive just come on"

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do the seagulls fly upside down over brighton??

its not worth shitting on

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