FabSwingers.com forum: How long?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How long does it take you to get ready for different things? My question is how is it different for each thing.

In the morning, going out with friends? How much different is it when you've got a meet arranged?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol 42 .

I take my time getting ready to meet some one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An extra half hour for a meet trying to control my damn nerves and dabbing the sweat off my brow lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not a faffer - and i dress very simply so an hour is the max - my hair is very thick and getting longer now so this is the biggest time consumer - as i let it dry naturally

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's just a day lounging around the house I can be up and ready in 10 minutes.

But if it's going out with friends it's a good hour by the time I have a shower, do my hair, make up and choose my outfit.

And for a meet it's even longer as I have to make sure I'm de fuzzed everywhere as well x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its no different for me. If I'm out with friends or meet its same time. Probably 50 mins If I'm shopping or just seeing family I shower and barely any make-up about 40 mins. My hair takes a while and so does painting my nails and choosing an outfit.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready for work - 5 minutes

Ready to go out, for beers etc is the same amount as for a meet - Around 30 minutes start to finish, more if I need a shave.

Could be longer coz I tend to just sit naked on the bed drying naturally.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 minutes probably less

But I can be a bit indecisive in what I'm wearing so after about 8 change of outfits I'm back to what I was going to wear originally

So maybe longer than 40 minutes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Work, no time at all, shower and dress, I can be out of the house in 20 minutes if I set my mind to it.

Going out or a meet, probably an hour or so. I'll blow dry my hair, put on a little make up. Although I managed it in 40 minutes last Saturday for a spontaneous night out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work, no time at all, shower and dress, I can be out of the house in 20 minutes if I set my mind to it.

Going out or a meet, probably an hour or so. I'll blow dry my hair, put on a little make up. Although I managed it in 40 minutes last Saturday for a spontaneous night out

The moment I wake up

Before I put on my makeup

I give a little fab to you

While combing my hair, now

And wondering what dress to wear, now

I send a little wink to you...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work, no time at all, shower and dress, I can be out of the house in 20 minutes if I set my mind to it.

Going out or a meet, probably an hour or so. I'll blow dry my hair, put on a little make up. Although I managed it in 40 minutes last Saturday for a spontaneous night out

The moment I wake up

Before I put on my makeup

I give a little fab to you

While combing my hair, now

And wondering what dress to wear, now

I send a little wink to you...

Haha love that song

Wink right back atcha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"42

Peach x"

Haha. I knew this would bite my ass one day.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ready for work - 5 minutes

Ready to go out, for beers etc is the same amount as for a meet - Around 30 minutes start to finish, more if I need a shave.

Could be longer coz I tend to just sit naked on the bed drying naturally."

You do put a towel down first?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"40 minutes probably less

But I can be a bit indecisive in what I'm wearing so after about 8 change of outfits I'm back to what I was going to wear originally

So maybe longer than 40 minutes "

Indecisive on the time it takes as well?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"40 minutes probably less

But I can be a bit indecisive in what I'm wearing so after about 8 change of outfits I'm back to what I was going to wear originally

So maybe longer than 40 minutes

Indecisive on the time it takes as well? "

Yea that's me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half hour max for meets, including shower. I have no patience for lengthy make up sessions. Usually pussy, pits and ferrets are already shaved. And my hair is dead straight anyway and takes 10 minutes maximum to do. XXX

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can be ready for work in 10 minutes. If I'm going out then about 20 minutes.

Sitting around and procrastinating - freaking hours.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shower, shave, wash my hair, try to tame it, fail miserably, get dressed, simple bit of makeup on. Spritz of perfume.

And go.

45 minutes as i take ages in the shower. I would say it's because there is a lot of me to wash! But it's just me enjoying the warm water.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A day of doing nothing - 20 minutes

A day of doing something - 45 minutes

A day/night of doing someone - just over an hour. I hate stockings

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work, no time at all, shower and dress, I can be out of the house in 20 minutes if I set my mind to it.

Going out or a meet, probably an hour or so. I'll blow dry my hair, put on a little make up. Although I managed it in 40 minutes last Saturday for a spontaneous night out

The moment I wake up

Before I put on my makeup

I give a little fab to you

While combing my hair, now

And wondering what dress to wear, now

I send a little wink to you...

Funny. I heard that song in my head as well.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Work, no time at all, shower and dress, I can be out of the house in 20 minutes if I set my mind to it.

Going out or a meet, probably an hour or so. I'll blow dry my hair, put on a little make up. Although I managed it in 40 minutes last Saturday for a spontaneous night out

The moment I wake up

Before I put on my makeup

I give a little fab to you

While combing my hair, now

And wondering what dress to wear, now

I send a little wink to you...

Funny. I heard that song in my head as well.

Funny, whenever I see your username I sing the opening lines of 'push it'.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that's a question, depends on so many things!

My hair takes the longest time to wash, dry & style unless I leave it to dry naturally. If I don't need to wash it then I can be ready a lot quicker, otherwise I need to allow at least an hour.

Same with make up, if it's an occasion that doesn't require a lot then I can apply the basics in under 10 mins.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

An hour standard but two if I take a little more time. Several weeks for meets and I take my time on the day, as it's about pleasure not hassle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

30 minutes or so for work. That includes making a vat of fresh coffee for the drive.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go treat yourself once a week been doing that for years woth my long tick 7head of hair. Now if i wash it if just drys in nice curls ggrrr sexy xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work, no time at all, shower and dress, I can be out of the house in 20 minutes if I set my mind to it.

Going out or a meet, probably an hour or so. I'll blow dry my hair, put on a little make up. Although I managed it in 40 minutes last Saturday for a spontaneous night out

The moment I wake up

Before I put on my makeup

I give a little fab to you

While combing my hair, now

And wondering what dress to wear, now

I send a little wink to you...

Funny. I heard that song in my head as well.

Funny, whenever I see your username I sing the opening lines of 'push it'. "

ahhh suck it, suck it good,

ahhh suck it, suck it real good

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny. I heard that song in my head as well.

Funny, whenever I see your username I sing the opening lines of 'push it'.

ahhh suck it, suck it good,

ahhh suck it, suck it real good

Funny fuckers the pair of you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee 30 mins

shaved showered suited and booted....see you in 10..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever it is I am trying to do, how long it takes all depends on whether I am being distracted by the forums on here at the same time, or not...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Funny. I heard that song in my head as well.

Funny, whenever I see your username I sing the opening lines of 'push it'.

ahhh suck it, suck it good,

ahhh suck it, suck it real good

Funny fuckers the pair of you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

That's like asking, how long is a piece of string?

I can be ready in 10 minutes, if Im just tying my hair up and not bothering with make up.

30 minutes or so, if I'm adding make up to the mix.

Couple of hours +, if I'm washing and straightening my hair.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes me ages to do my hair.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

For work, I can be showered, dressed and out in 45 mins.

For a night out at least 2-hours

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Work - 5 mins, no point making an effort with hair & make up

Going out - shower & shave my legs, that's a mammoth task in itself, there's a lot of leg.

Dry & straighten my hair, at least an hour, there's a lot of hair.

Make up - 5mins, dress & out the door

Probably 2hiurs in total!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever it is I am trying to do, how long it takes all depends on whether I am being distracted by the forums on here at the same time, or not...

Yes this haha!!

Bit awkward to explain to a non fabber if I'm running late...

Peach x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Whatever it is I am trying to do, how long it takes all depends on whether I am being distracted by the forums on here at the same time, or not...

Yes this haha!!

Bit awkward to explain to a non fabber if I'm running late...

Peach x"

I am known for being late...always. people don't ask anymore

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A question for the guys.

Do you like to watch a woman get ready...?

I met a guy who liked to watch, used to make me giggle when applying mascara with my mouth open (try closing it!) and thinking this is soooooo not sexy....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"A question for the guys.

Do you like to watch a woman get ready...?

I met a guy who liked to watch, used to make me giggle when applying mascara with my mouth open (try closing it!) and thinking this is soooooo not sexy....

If we are not in a hurry then yeah sure. I will just lie on the bed and marvel at the things you ladies (feel you?) need to do.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A question for the guys.

Do you like to watch a woman get ready...?

I met a guy who liked to watch, used to make me giggle when applying mascara with my mouth open (try closing it!) and thinking this is soooooo not sexy....

There is something sexy about watching a woman get ready.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Takes me an hour each morning to get ready for work . I am up every morning at 5.45 am . But when I go out it takes me over 2 hours.

I like to make an effort

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A question for the guys.

Do you like to watch a woman get ready...?

I met a guy who liked to watch, used to make me giggle when applying mascara with my mouth open (try closing it!) and thinking this is soooooo not sexy....

Yes. A lot, when you apply lipstick, is quite amazing.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half hour to 45 minutes, depending on where I'm going. No longer than that. My nails are always painted, hair doesn't take long to dry as its shoulder length. Ive always mentally prepped for clothes and undies and shoes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

The shaving is less slapdash and more precise when I have a meet.

Getting ready in the morning... depends what I've got planned that day. If I've got nothing planned then I simply cover back up with the duvet so no time at all

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"A question for the guys.

Do you like to watch a woman get ready...?

I met a guy who liked to watch, used to make me giggle when applying mascara with my mouth open (try closing it!) and thinking this is soooooo not sexy....

Yep I do but when it's time for the hair spray I'm outa there like a rabbit on heat it make me ch@ke. Seriously how the fuck do you women breath with that shit.....

Myself for work I've been known to make the clock turn backwards. If I'm late I can do the whole holly shit I'm late get up dressed out the door with a brew in hand and be clocking in in about 20/25 mins. Which if you consider my works is about 30mile from me is pretty damn impressive. The points and the rate I burn threw tires slitely less so... going out out half hour to an hour depending if I'm on here at the same time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"The shaving is less slapdash and more precise when I have a meet.

Getting ready in the morning... depends what I've got planned that day. If I've got nothing planned then I simply cover back up with the duvet so no time at all

Do they make shavers in your size

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It varies from 30mins minimum for wake up shit shower shave teeth dressed coffee and out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"A question for the guys.

Do you like to watch a woman get ready...?

I met a guy who liked to watch, used to make me giggle when applying mascara with my mouth open (try closing it!) and thinking this is soooooo not sexy....

I've been on my hands and knees on a desk applying lipstick before

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The shaving is less slapdash and more precise when I have a meet.

Getting ready in the morning... depends what I've got planned that day. If I've got nothing planned then I simply cover back up with the duvet so no time at all

Do they make shavers in your size

I have to use 2 hands and rest it on a step ladder

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"The shaving is less slapdash and more precise when I have a meet.

Getting ready in the morning... depends what I've got planned that day. If I've got nothing planned then I simply cover back up with the duvet so no time at all

Do they make shavers in your size

I have to use 2 hands and rest it on a step ladder "

Now that I want to see

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Talking of being late I got to be out the door in 20 minutes and I'm still sat on my bed with a towel round me after a shower. Hmmmm how long did I say earlier. Just 10 more minutes I'll be fine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Can get ready in 30 mins for a normal night out.

If it's for a meet then bath, shave everywhere etc.

Then shower in my favourite body wash so I smell my best.

Dress to impress and out the door.

If it's to the FB's then in one of my outfits off of here.

It's good fun getting out at a garage on the way.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread