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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm currently ruining Bladeys chances.

Are you a cock blocker too?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm currently ruining Bladeys chances.

Are you a cock blocker too? "

I've seen and it's hilarious

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Yep 100%

Bitches can get off my cock

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

As much as I want my cock to have a wonderful time my head goes all full metal jacket

This is my cock, there are thousands like it but this one is mine

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Yup cock / Fanny block 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As much as I want my cock to have a wonderful time my head goes all full metal jacket

This is my cock, there are thousands like it but this one is mine "

Without me, my cock is useless.

Without my cock, I am useless.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Shit me, I keep forgetting.

Whhhhaaaaaddddduuupppp peachizle is in da hhoouuuuuuuussseeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the same as lamppost pissing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit me, I keep forgetting.

Whhhhaaaaaddddduuupppp peachizle is in da hhoouuuuuuuussseeeeee!"

Better

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You complete and utter...... words fail me and that never happens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She takes a bow.

Risky in this skirt

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"She takes a bow.

Risky in this skirt "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Shit me, I keep forgetting.

Whhhhaaaaaddddduuupppp peachizle is in da hhoouuuuuuuussseeeeee!

Better "

Thank you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You complete and utter...... words fail me and that never happens. "
Had to be a first time

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"You complete and utter...... words fail me and that never happens. Had to be a first time "

Some friend you are

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You complete and utter...... words fail me and that never happens. Had to be a first time

Some friend you are "

steak for brekki ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"You complete and utter...... words fail me and that never happens. Had to be a first time

Some friend you are steak for brekki ?"

Better be fillet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'm slightly guilty of it, but what's the male equivalent?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Think I'm slightly guilty of it, but what's the male equivalent?"

A funny flopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll ask again is this the same as lamppost pissing? And what's the difference?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Think I'm slightly guilty of it, but what's the male equivalent?

A funny flopper"

Or maybe fanny

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'll ask again is this the same as lamppost pissing? And what's the difference? "

1s not funny and 1s suposed to be..... I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll ask again is this the same as lamppost pissing? And what's the difference? "

I'd say it was. Lamppost pissing is trying to tell others that he/she belongs to you. Cock blocking is to stop a guy from being able to engage in a sexual activity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll ask again is this the same as lamppost pissing? And what's the difference? "

First is claiming them as yours.

Second.... well it's fucking hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought lamppost pissing was a man/woman laying down their territory. And cockblocking was inadvertadly someone disrupting you getting a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought lamppost pissing was a man/woman laying down their territory. And cockblocking was inadvertadly someone disrupting you getting a fuck?"

Yeah. Like I said a few comments ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been cock blocked but was vagina blocked by a furry animal with long ears

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I thought lamppost pissing was a man/woman laying down their territory. And cockblocking was someone disrupting you getting a fuck?"

Think that's right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought lamppost pissing was a man/woman laying down their territory. And cockblocking was inadvertadly someone disrupting you getting a fuck?

Yeah. Like I said a few comments ago. "

Yes I seen that, I still didn't understand. Sorry. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought lamppost pissing was a man/woman laying down their territory. And cockblocking was inadvertadly someone disrupting you getting a fuck?

Yeah. Like I said a few comments ago.

Yes I seen that, I still didn't understand. Sorry. X"

It's like when I was in pets at home with my unbelievably handsome ex royal marine friend.

He gets to flirting with the girl on the counter and I come over and hold his hand.

His chances of getting her number fell to zero.

Cock blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought lamppost pissing was a man/woman laying down their territory. And cockblocking was inadvertadly someone disrupting you getting a fuck?

Yeah. Like I said a few comments ago.

Yes I seen that, I still didn't understand. Sorry. X

It's like when I was in pets at home with my unbelievably handsome ex royal marine friend.

He gets to flirting with the girl on the counter and I come over and hold his hand.

His chances of getting her number fell to zero.

Cock blocked "

Meanie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently ruining Bladeys chances.

Are you a cock blocker too?

I've seen and it's hilarious "

What's the story Tobermory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only just learned this phrase. I still do t know what it actually entails. Is it intentionally doing it or by accident?

It's so complicated keeping up with these hipster phrases.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only just learned this phrase. I still do t know what it actually entails. Is it intentionally doing it or by accident?

It's so complicated keeping up with these hipster phrases. "

Can be either xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck are you lot on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only just learned this phrase. I still do t know what it actually entails. Is it intentionally doing it or by accident?

It's so complicated keeping up with these hipster phrases.

Can be either xx"

Is it an alternative to lamp post pissing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only just learned this phrase. I still do t know what it actually entails. Is it intentionally doing it or by accident?

It's so complicated keeping up with these hipster phrases.

Can be either xx

Is it an alternative to lamp post pissing? "

Kinda. Lamp post pissing is claiming as yours.

Cock blocking is often unintentional and that makes it so much funnier.

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