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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

What has four eyes but cannot see?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Mississipi?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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maybe

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A box containing 4 glass eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two blind mice ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two blind mice ..."
there they go, two blind mice, in a row... Obviously the car wasn't blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blind men who wears glasses for a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes on about himself the joker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two blind mice ... there they go, two blind mice, in a row... Obviously the car wasn't blind"

I forgot to mention the two blind mice were accompanied by half a dead cat .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mississipi?"

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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Which word begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which word begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?"

Teapot

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What's got a bottom at the top?

(An easy one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two blind mice ... there they go, two blind mice, in a row... Obviously the car wasn't blind

I forgot to mention the two blind mice were accompanied by half a dead cat .....

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Quick quiz question.

Which James bond film had the song in it

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"What's got a bottom at the top?

(An easy one)"

Your leg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What gets bigger the more you take away from it ?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"What's got a bottom at the top?

(An easy one)

Your leg?"

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Ahhhhhh. I'm blonde one riddle at a time.

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By *im_66Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

"What gets bigger the more you take away from it ?"

A hole.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What animal has a c*nt halfway up it's back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What gets wetter as it dries?

How long is a piece of string?

What's heavier, a tonne of lead or a tonne of feather's?

Fuzz

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"What gets bigger the more you take away from it ?

A hole."

If it takes two men two hours to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"What animal has a c*nt halfway up it's back?"

A fox hunters horse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What animal has a c*nt halfway up it's back?"

A horse ridden by Donald Trump?

Fuzz

Don't know why I pm'd you that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What gets bigger the more you take away from it ?

A hole.

If it takes two men two hours to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole?"

There's no such thing as half a hole. It's a hole from the start it just gets bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What gets wetter as it dries?

How long is a piece of string?

What's heavier, a tonne of lead or a tonne of feather's?

Fuzz"

A towel

Twice the length as half.

Both weigh a tonne so exactly the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What animal has a c*nt halfway up it's back?

A fox hunters horse?"

Also correct! But I was aiming for Polic horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which word begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

Teapot"

Tantamount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What gets wetter as it dries?

How long is a piece of string?

What's heavier, a tonne of lead or a tonne of feather's?

Fuzz

A towel

Twice the length as half.

Both weigh a tonne so exactly the same!"

Clever chap. Give yourself a gold star

Fuzz

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

The three blanks in the following phrase must be filled with the SAME 7 letters IN THE SAME ORDER to make it work. (Hint, spacing is everything).

The ______ surgeon was _______ to operate because he had _______.

I'm sure some will Google it but the satisfaction in working it out is wonderful.

Like wise:

________ the Titanic did not ________ the Titanic.

Enjoy.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"What gets bigger the more you take away from it ?

A hole.

If it takes two men two hours to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole?

There's no such thing as half a hole. It's a hole from the start it just gets bigger "

Correct

have a virtual bag of mini eggs as a prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What gets wetter as it dries?

How long is a piece of string?

What's heavier, a tonne of lead or a tonne of feather's?

Fuzz"

1 Towel

2 not a riddle

3 they weigh the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman is at her mothers funeral, while there she meets a man no one else seems to know.

As the day goes on she becomes infactuated with him, but before she can get his name or phone number he leaves

2 weeks later she kills her brother

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman is at her mothers funeral, while there she meets a man no one else seems to know.

As the day goes on she becomes infactuated with him, but before she can get his name or phone number he leaves

2 weeks later she kills her brother

Why?"

So she can see the man again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman is at her mothers funeral, while there she meets a man no one else seems to know.

As the day goes on she becomes infactuated with him, but before she can get his name or phone number he leaves

2 weeks later she kills her brother

Why?

So she can see the man again x"

In one

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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

I fall of a 100 foot ladder but I'm not dead, why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fall of a 100 foot ladder but I'm not dead, why?"

Because you were standing on the bottom rung.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

[Removed by poster at 26/07/17 19:41:27]

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

what has four letters sometimes has nine but never has five letters

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

[Removed by poster at 26/07/17 19:41:34]

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"A woman is at her mothers funeral, while there she meets a man no one else seems to know.

As the day goes on she becomes infactuated with him, but before she can get his name or phone number he leaves

2 weeks later she kills her brother

Why?

So she can see the man again x

In one"

I don't get it. Will someone please explain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The three blanks in the following phrase must be filled with the SAME 7 letters IN THE SAME ORDER to make it work. (Hint, spacing is everything).

The ______ surgeon was _______ to operate because he had _______.

I'm sure some will Google it but the satisfaction in working it out is wonderful.

Like wise:

________ the Titanic did not ________ the Titanic.

Enjoy.

The notable surgeon was not able to operate because he had no table.

No idea about the Titanic one though lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what has four letters sometimes has nine but never has five letters"

Boom boom! Took me a moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?"

A tent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A tent"

Yep

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

A German plane full of Italian passengers crashes on the border between France and Spain, where do they bury the survivors?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"A woman is at her mothers funeral, while there she meets a man no one else seems to know.

As the day goes on she becomes infactuated with him, but before she can get his name or phone number he leaves

2 weeks later she kills her brother

Why?

So she can see the man again x

In one

I don't get it. Will someone please explain?"

he will go the the brothers funeral.

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

"The three blanks in the following phrase must be filled with the SAME 7 letters IN THE SAME ORDER to make it work. (Hint, spacing is everything).

The ______ surgeon was _______ to operate because he had _______.

I'm sure some will Google it but the satisfaction in working it out is wonderful.

Like wise:

________ the Titanic did not ________ the Titanic.

Enjoy.

The notable surgeon was not able to operate because he had no table.

No idea about the Titanic one though lol."

A band on the Titanic did not abandon the Titanic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What begins with a C, ends in a T, has a U and an N in the middle, is hairy and full of juice?

Coconut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A German plane full of Italian passengers crashes on the border between France and Spain, where do they bury the survivors?"

Why would you bury the survivors?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?"

A tent?

Fuzz

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"A German plane full of Italian passengers crashes on the border between France and Spain, where do they bury the survivors?

Why would you bury the survivors?

Fuzz

Gold star!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

You wake up and discover a fire burning in your house, your family are asleep and you must save them, but you can only remove 1 thing from your house, what do you choose?

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

"You wake up and discover a fire burning in your house, your family are asleep and you must save them, but you can only remove 1 thing from your house, what do you choose? "

The fire.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"You wake up and discover a fire burning in your house, your family are asleep and you must save them, but you can only remove 1 thing from your house, what do you choose?

The fire.

Gold star

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