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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Most of us are here for swinging/NSA sex. Personally I've found it hard to find someone that not only fancies me as well, but that we match what we both need. Coupled with that the reality of our locations.

So if you were set a challenge to find someone for sex ASAP, How easy is it on Fab? How would you go about it?

It's a rhetorical question I know, and depends on all sorts, and I'm expecting not so serious answers.

Discuss.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Following for research purposes.

I have heard that when in pursuit of a liason it is advantageous during negotiations to inform the ladies that you have rather large stocks of moist baked products.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I don't have much luck finding someone directly via Fab.

I post meets and get 400 messages asking me to either send them explicit pictures (they ain't gonna meet), milk their dicks (do I look like a dairy maid) or that they will come round and lick me for hours which is unrealistic as I have ironing and stuff to do. Someone offered to lick a clean inch off me recently. Fab is hard work.

So, I tend to meet in clubs and at events and take it from there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on Bee...I'll find out

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EasyPeasy

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Most of us are here for swinging/NSA sex. Personally I've found it hard to find someone that not only fancies me as well, but that we match what we both need. Coupled with that the reality of our locations.

So if you were set a challenge to find someone for sex ASAP, How easy is it on Fab? How would you go about it?

It's a rhetorical question I know, and depends on all sorts, and I'm expecting not so serious answers.

Discuss. "

I reckon id have more luck at the local supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Most of us are here for swinging/NSA sex. Personally I've found it hard to find someone that not only fancies me as well, but that we match what we both need. Coupled with that the reality of our locations.

So if you were set a challenge to find someone for sex ASAP, How easy is it on Fab? How would you go about it?

It's a rhetorical question I know, and depends on all sorts, and I'm expecting not so serious answers.

Discuss.

I reckon id have more luck at the local supermarket. "

I was about to say something similar....put down the electronic devices and go out into the real world....much easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be very easy as I have boobs and a vagina but i don't want to meet most who very kindly offer their services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would unblock single men. Then I would have a choice, along with many delightful messages

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Stop being so bloody fussy OP....!

Tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't the first time iv heard in the past 12hrs that Fab is hard work for females too!

I can imagine your inundated with messages, but to hear that most are time wasting sad males is really frustrating for the singletons out there looking for a fab encounter or maybe more.

I myself prefer clubs now, as you get to speak in person and not via text. Plus it's safer all round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have much luck finding someone directly via Fab.

I post meets and get 400 messages asking me to either send them explicit pictures (they ain't gonna meet), milk their dicks (do I look like a dairy maid) or that they will come round and lick me for hours which is unrealistic as I have ironing and stuff to do. Someone offered to lick a clean inch off me recently. Fab is hard work.

So, I tend to meet in clubs and at events and take it from there.

"

See you at the Birmingham social in September then?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well in my early days of my first incarnation on here I did respond to a meet today ad and within 2 hours of first messaging them I had my head between the Mrs' thighs...

But that was me replying to them. Not the other way around.

If I was desperate for sex NOW, then realistically the best place to go would be another site, not Fab. Y'know one of those where you can find the ladies that charge you ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on Bee...I'll find out

Peach x"

Yep, it's easy peasy

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well in my early days of my first incarnation on here I did respond to a meet today ad and within 2 hours of first messaging them I had my head between the Mrs' thighs...

But that was me replying to them. Not the other way around.

If I was desperate for sex NOW, then realistically the best place to go would be another site, not Fab. Y'know one of those where you can find the ladies that charge you ... "

Oh, or turn bi. I reckon I could get a BJ pretty damn quickly then ...

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"Most of us are here for swinging/NSA sex. Personally I've found it hard to find someone that not only fancies me as well, but that we match what we both need. Coupled with that the reality of our locations.

So if you were set a challenge to find someone for sex ASAP, How easy is it on Fab? How would you go about it?

It's a rhetorical question I know, and depends on all sorts, and I'm expecting not so serious answers.

Discuss. "

This is going to sound dreadfully boastful but if I had to find someone for any old sex 'ASAP' I'm sure it'd be dead easy, as it would be for the vast majority of women here. I'd just hook up with one of the many local desperados looking for instant gratification - usually in a nearby layby for example Their statuses seem to indicate they wouldn't care *who* turned up for the half hour they have spare!

Except I very much doubt I'd feel at all gratified and would hate myself - so what on earth would be the point?

Does it really matter if it's relatively 'hard' to find someone you *really* want, when the end result is worth the effort? .... and the alternative, as above, would be soul destroying and sexually dissatisfying for many people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True NSA sex with no meaning or feeling? Within the hour. Sex with someone who vaguely has a clue what i like and what makes me tick, a fair bit longer

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I don't have much luck finding someone directly via Fab.

I post meets and get 400 messages asking me to either send them explicit pictures (they ain't gonna meet), milk their dicks (do I look like a dairy maid) or that they will come round and lick me for hours which is unrealistic as I have ironing and stuff to do. Someone offered to lick a clean inch off me recently. Fab is hard work.

So, I tend to meet in clubs and at events and take it from there.

See you at the Birmingham social in September then?

Fuzz"

I'll be there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got more chance of meeting tony blair lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'd claim to be a cake, chocolate and Prosecco salesman with free samples to try to win a woman's heart and vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have much luck finding someone directly via Fab.

I post meets and get 400 messages asking me to either send them explicit pictures (they ain't gonna meet), milk their dicks (do I look like a dairy maid) or that they will come round and lick me for hours which is unrealistic as I have ironing and stuff to do. Someone offered to lick a clean inch off me recently. Fab is hard work.

So, I tend to meet in clubs and at events and take it from there.

See you at the Birmingham social in September then?

Fuzz

I'll be there. "

Another good reason to get our arses up there then

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got more chance of meeting tony blair lol "

Is he on here too...wonder if there's a fee in it for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd un hide my profile and if I didn't care who I was meeting or even if it'd be any good then I reckon I could get a meet fairly quickly with someone who also didn't care who they were meeting. If I wanted something a bit more enjoyable it may take a bit longer though

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE


"I'd un hide my profile and if I didn't care who I was meeting or even if it'd be any good then I reckon I could get a meet fairly quickly with someone who also didn't care who they were meeting. If I wanted something a bit more enjoyable it may take a bit longer though"

No it wouldn't. I know your profile well and it attracts interest a plenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got more chance of meeting tony blair lol

Is he on here too...wonder if there's a fee in it for him

"
He might be here with his wife, they could be swingers lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, let's put it to the test.

Anyone want a bit of slap and tickle with me right NOW?

Apply within

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm going to do some research.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually, let's put it to the test.

Anyone want a bit of slap and tickle with me right NOW?

Apply within "

Great news, had a PM from from a PM - Tony & Cherie. I've pulled. OP, in answer to your question. It's easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To find someone for just sex as in a fuck & go scenario? Easy!

Without having to do anything I could scroll through my inbox. With minimal effort update status / add a Meet Today, upload a picture with that and I can take my pick....

To find someone who meets what I'm specifically looking for, way harder.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.

Wish me luck

*logs off for the rest of the day

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Well in my early days of my first incarnation on here I did respond to a meet today ad and within 2 hours of first messaging them I had my head between the Mrs' thighs...

But that was me replying to them. Not the other way around.

If I was desperate for sex NOW, then realistically the best place to go would be another site, not Fab. Y'know one of those where you can find the ladies that charge you ...

Oh, or turn bi. I reckon I could get a BJ pretty damn quickly then ... "

It doesn't help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.

Wish me luck

*logs off for the rest of the day "

Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE


"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.

Wish me luck

*logs off for the rest of the day "

That is a brave meet request...dont be chicken now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would advertise a meet or my status would say 'who wants to fuck me?'

Guaranteed a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i first joined i was a bit of a mess emotionally and probably took some silly chances (glad i dont recall most of who i met etc) - but it was fairly easy to meet - as in log on and fkn ask - now im by far the other extreme and fussy about who i even talk to sometimes

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If I didn't give a shit who it was, with me regard to my safety... minutes to arrange.

Someone I connect with.... well, if it wasn't for the forum I probably wouldn't meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding a fuck;seconds! Finding someone I want to fuck who also wants to fuck me; one or two may come along in a year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it could be done extremely quickly but what's the fun in that? You're providing them with a sexual body part and nothing more.

They don't necessarily need or want me.

I might be going about this fab thing totally wrong, I may find that I never meet due to distance, incompatibility or just through personal choice. I value my body and I'm not likely to give it to just anyone.

This doesn't mean I'm not looking for NSA sex or a playmate.

It simply means I want a connection first, someone who really gets what I'm about and will treat me with dignity and respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.

Wish me luck

*logs off for the rest of the day

Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in "

What have I done?!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy. "

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.

Wish me luck

*logs off for the rest of the day

Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in

What have I done?! "

You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.

Wish me luck

*logs off for the rest of the day

Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in

What have I done?!

You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done!"

Oh party tent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course."

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.

Wish me luck

*logs off for the rest of the day

Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in

What have I done?!

You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done!

Oh party tent!"

You could tell them all to meet in asda cafe with a cup of coffee waiting. Walk in to the cafe, drink all 77 coffees and use it as speed dating!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz"

i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.

Wish me luck

*logs off for the rest of the day

Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in

What have I done?!

You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done!

Oh party tent!

You could tell them all to meet in asda cafe with a cup of coffee waiting. Walk in to the cafe, drink all 77 coffees and use it as speed dating!"

Can I go in my pjs?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles "

I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, what are the chances ?

We'll never know

If we take it for granted

A diamond explodes

What are the chances ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.

Wish me luck

*logs off for the rest of the day

Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in

What have I done?!

You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done!

Oh party tent!

You could tell them all to meet in asda cafe with a cup of coffee waiting. Walk in to the cafe, drink all 77 coffees and use it as speed dating!

Can I go in my pjs?"

Don't most who go to asda? They do by me anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles "

What's wrong with the polish?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles

I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best "

think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz"

That's what I was going to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles

I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best

think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing"

I have rope!

Fuzz

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles

I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best

think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing"

I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.

Wish me luck

*logs off for the rest of the day

Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in

What have I done?!

You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done!

Oh party tent!

You could tell them all to meet in asda cafe with a cup of coffee waiting. Walk in to the cafe, drink all 77 coffees and use it as speed dating!

Can I go in my pjs?

Don't most who go to asda? They do by me anyway!"

Probably Peach, I'm an Iceland kinda gal

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

I've chatted with some fantastic ladies on here , but location is proving to be the biggest stumbling block , I'm starting to find, will have to cross the Irish Sea ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles

I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best

think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing

I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills."

he just likes my hair

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.

Wish me luck

*logs off for the rest of the day

Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in

What have I done?!

You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done!

Oh party tent!

You could tell them all to meet in asda cafe with a cup of coffee waiting. Walk in to the cafe, drink all 77 coffees and use it as speed dating!

Can I go in my pjs?

Don't most who go to asda? They do by me anyway!

Probably Peach, I'm an Iceland kinda gal "

I'm a one stop reduced section. I do venture to asda if I'm feeling flush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

That's what I was going to do"

I had my left eye closed as if I was wearing a patch too. Great impression, you had to be here.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy. Just put up a status and wait for the hundreds of messages. It's very easy for women to find a guy for sex asap.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

That's what I was going to do

I had my left eye closed as if I was wearing a patch too. Great impression, you had to be here.

Fuzz"

I shall be skipping around "it's a pirates life for me"

And I may even drink rum to see if it helps perfect the accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us are here for swinging/NSA sex. Personally I've found it hard to find someone that not only fancies me as well, but that we match what we both need. Coupled with that the reality of our locations.

So if you were set a challenge to find someone for sex ASAP, How easy is it on Fab? How would you go about it?

It's a rhetorical question I know, and depends on all sorts, and I'm expecting not so serious answers.

Discuss. "

Well, if it's anyone, I'd say you could probably get a fab-straight offer in about 10 seconds after posting a meat request

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Most of us are here for swinging/NSA sex. Personally I've found it hard to find someone that not only fancies me as well, but that we match what we both need. Coupled with that the reality of our locations.

So if you were set a challenge to find someone for sex ASAP, How easy is it on Fab? How would you go about it?

It's a rhetorical question I know, and depends on all sorts, and I'm expecting not so serious answers.

Discuss.

Well, if it's anyone, I'd say you could probably get a fab-straight offer in about 10 seconds after posting a meat request "

I love meat. Can I request pulled pork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles

I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best

think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing

I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills."

*Tips hat*

Kind words m'lady, gwad bless ya.

Fuzz

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Judging by the amount of 'I'm free now, want some or 'I'm in a hotel near Gatwick tonight' type messages I get then pretty easy!

However if I was after a shag just for the sake of it then I'd just go clubbing - last night out in Birmingham was literally fighting them off or my friend was in my behalf. I know I know I don't get it either - there were lots of prettier, slimmer more attractive girls there - it wasn't my winning personality so must have been my dance moves! Either way that ain't my scene

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Don't struggle for a meet when I want one

I don't get to meet often so I generally Chat a while anyway, so when I advertise a meet the guys I'm already chatting to and have been awaiting me posting a meet, are usually within the first few to respond

I'm also not the type lady that insists on a social first. I will generally meet people I've chatted to for sex on the first meet

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Regardless of my whimsical ways I'm actually a hard fish to catch. You need be a strong contender in an EPIC RAP BATTLE, lose at ten pin bowling, prepared to travel for me, make me proper belly laugh and enjoy having your chobbler chobbled.

Or... if that's too much effort, charm me at a social event by calling me cute and showering me with praise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Judging by the amount of 'I'm free now, want some or 'I'm in a hotel near Gatwick tonight' type messages I get then pretty easy!

However if I was after a shag just for the sake of it then I'd just go clubbing - last night out in Birmingham was literally fighting them off or my friend was in my behalf. I know I know I don't get it either - there were lots of prettier, slimmer more attractive girls there - it wasn't my winning personality so must have been my dance moves! Either way that ain't my scene "

This made me laugh lol I agree with this 100%!

I was out in Brum last Friday I put a meet up on here well in advance..zero interest!

So went out and (by my standards) we had quite a lot of fellas chatting and flirting and had a great night so next time won't bother putting a meet on here it was a waste of time x

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton


"Judging by the amount of 'I'm free now, want some or 'I'm in a hotel near Gatwick tonight' type messages I get then pretty easy!

However if I was after a shag just for the sake of it then I'd just go clubbing - last night out in Birmingham was literally fighting them off or my friend was in my behalf. I know I know I don't get it either - there were lots of prettier, slimmer more attractive girls there - it wasn't my winning personality so must have been my dance moves! Either way that ain't my scene

This made me laugh lol I agree with this 100%!

I was out in Brum last Friday I put a meet up on here well in advance..zero interest!

So went out and (by my standards) we had quite a lot of fellas chatting and flirting and had a great night so next time won't bother putting a meet on here it was a waste of time x"

It was a good night out and one of them was quite cute, but I was too d*unk, just wanted to dance!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Judging by the amount of 'I'm free now, want some or 'I'm in a hotel near Gatwick tonight' type messages I get then pretty easy!

However if I was after a shag just for the sake of it then I'd just go clubbing - last night out in Birmingham was literally fighting them off or my friend was in my behalf. I know I know I don't get it either - there were lots of prettier, slimmer more attractive girls there - it wasn't my winning personality so must have been my dance moves! Either way that ain't my scene

This made me laugh lol I agree with this 100%!

I was out in Brum last Friday I put a meet up on here well in advance..zero interest!

So went out and (by my standards) we had quite a lot of fellas chatting and flirting and had a great night so next time won't bother putting a meet on here it was a waste of time x

It was a good night out and one of them was quite cute, but I was too d*unk, just wanted to dance!! "

Can't fault Birmingham at all,friendly people (fit men)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles

I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best

think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing

I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills.

he just likes my hair "

Which I can also tie

Fuzz

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By *im_66Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

Agree with most above.

For just sex, could probably get within the hour...

BUT to fulfil the rest of my "picky me" criteria, much, much longer. I prefer a social first anyway.

Clubs are a good idea if I felt the sudden urge.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Personally I wouldn't bother. And I most certainly couldn't use Fab to find it. If I was that desperate to have sex than I'd probably have to go somewhere where it would cost me for the priviledge. And that would be soul destroying and pointless for me personally. I don't care for sex just for the sake of it. And that's the reason why I don't seek that out those sorts of meets on Fab.

I need something more substantial, more fulfilling. And sure, that is incredibly difficult to find on Fab (or anywhere else) but that's what I seek, so there is no alternative. But when you find what you're looking for (whatever that may be) it is such a fantastic feeling and so worth it, and you forget about all the crap you may have had to endure to get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Following for research purposes.

I have heard that when in pursuit of a liason it is advantageous during negotiations to inform the ladies that you have rather large stocks of moist baked products."

Did someone hint on CAKE!? I am coming over straight away... Make mine a chocolate brownie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles

I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best

think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing

I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills.

he just likes my hair

Which I can also tie

Fuzz"

no bugger is tying me anywhere

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By *ocky-boyMan
over a year ago

Durness

I like how a lot of you think it's easy! As a single bloke with my own business and living out in the countryside plus I don't drink so pubs are a rarity, I have little time to meet singletons in my local area. There are other sites on the web I can use but easy?? No I don't think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like how a lot of you think it's easy! As a single bloke with my own business and living out in the countryside plus I don't drink so pubs are a rarity, I have little time to meet singletons in my local area. There are other sites on the web I can use but easy?? No I don't think so"

its not fab thats not easy for you - its your lack of time and your way of life -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could probably have a guy here within half an hour.

To find a guy I feel a connection with who turns me on intellectually as well as physically? I can't really put a time on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles

I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best

think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing

I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills.

he just likes my hair

Which I can also tie

Fuzz

no bugger is tying me anywhere "

*Sulkily packs rope away*

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.

Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!

Sorry guys had to get in there with that one

Fuzz

i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles

I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best

think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing

I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills.

he just likes my hair

Which I can also tie

Fuzz

no bugger is tying me anywhere

*Sulkily packs rope away*

Fuzz "

dont take it personally - its a real trust issue for me and a claustrophobic/trapped thing i have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.

Wish me luck

*logs off for the rest of the day

Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in

What have I done?! "

Erm. Opened up the floodgates. Can we have an update later? I'd message you privately but doubt you'll see it through the masses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually, let's put it to the test.

Anyone want a bit of slap and tickle with me right NOW?

Apply within

Great news, had a PM from from a PM - Tony & Cherie. I've pulled. OP, in answer to your question. It's easy "

They will want a fee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would advertise a meet or my status would say 'who wants to fuck me?'

Guaranteed a fuck "

Wouldn't it be easier to open the window and shout...

HELLO SAILOR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just FAF every profile within 10 miles, and then take my pick.

Bitches love FAF messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno I just want some good sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno I just want some good sex"
well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno I just want some good sex"

You want sex AND you want it to be good?... Jeez!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno I just want some good sex"

Starts the car...should be there in a couple of days

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'd just FAF every profile within 10 miles, and then take my pick.

Bitches love FAF messages. "

Makes em fizz innit bruv?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno I just want some good sex

You want sex AND you want it to be good?... Jeez! "

Some people ask for too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding someone for nsa sex - straight to hotlist

Finding someone willing to play? - 5 weeks and counting

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Dunno I just want some good sex"

Nah not even fussed for that.

#vagcoma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno I just want some good sex

You want sex AND you want it to be good?... Jeez! "

Hell yes, I know what I want and I want want I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno I just want some good sex

Nah not even fussed for that.

#vagcoma"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Dunno I just want some good sex

You want sex AND you want it to be good?... Jeez!

Hell yes, I know what I want and I want want I want "

Call down Veruca. You can't have it yet

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"

#vagcoma"

Not even Google can help me here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or that they will come round and lick me for hours which is unrealistic as I have ironing and stuff to do.

"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Dunno I just want some good sex

Nah not even fussed for that.

#vagcoma

"

I might be tempted to go buy a cake.

Maybe...

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Dunno I just want some good sex

Nah not even fussed for that.

#vagcoma

I might be tempted to go buy a cake.

Maybe..."

I had the most enormous slice of bread pudding from the local baker yesterday. A whole 89p and dense enough to sink ducks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno I just want some good sex

Nah not even fussed for that.

#vagcoma

I might be tempted to go buy a cake.

Maybe..."

Coffee and cake

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Dunno I just want some good sex

Nah not even fussed for that.

#vagcoma

I might be tempted to go buy a cake.

Maybe...

Coffee and cake "

Maybe I will bake a cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno I just want some good sex

Nah not even fussed for that.

#vagcoma

I might be tempted to go buy a cake.

Maybe...

Coffee and cake

Maybe I will bake a cake.

"

I'm off for Krispy kremes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huff....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Huff...."

Hey you still owe me cake! A baked carrot one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Huff....

Hey you still owe me cake! A baked carrot one! "

Yes I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finding a fuck;seconds! Finding someone I want to fuck who also wants to fuck me; one or two may come along in a year! "

Apart from "seconds". I related to this one myself most.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton


"Dunno I just want some good sex

Nah not even fussed for that.

#vagcoma

I might be tempted to go buy a cake.

Maybe...

Coffee and cake

Maybe I will bake a cake.

"
I have coffee frothy one with oat milk though I can supply cow juice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd just FAF every profile within 10 miles, and then take my pick.

Bitches love FAF messages. "

I thought bitches loved cake. People change the rules all the time here.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton


"I'd just FAF every profile within 10 miles, and then take my pick.

Bitches love FAF messages.

I thought bitches loved cake. People change the rules all the time here. "
that's the trouble with bitches - fickle

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Dunno I just want some good sex

Nah not even fussed for that.

#vagcoma

I might be tempted to go buy a cake.

Maybe...

Coffee and cake

Maybe I will bake a cake.

I have coffee frothy one with oat milk though I can supply cow juice "

I will bring cake then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd just FAF every profile within 10 miles, and then take my pick.

Bitches love FAF messages.

I thought bitches loved cake. People change the rules all the time here. that's the trouble with bitches - fickle "

Yes. Yes you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually get asap requests from couples at the wknd, however my single meets are done the usual way, message, exchange face pics, then phone numbers or kik and eventually meet.

Usually life in general gets in the way of asap meets, for example day time meets..... sorry no can do as I work.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'd just FAF every profile within 10 miles, and then take my pick.

Bitches love FAF messages.

I thought bitches loved cake. People change the rules all the time here. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd just FAF every profile within 10 miles, and then take my pick.

Bitches love FAF messages.

I thought bitches loved cake. People change the rules all the time here.

"

i dont do cake - but i nab them and save them for the youngun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got more chance of meeting tony blair lol

Is he on here too...wonder if there's a fee in it for him

He might be here with his wife, they could be swingers lol."
I reckon it is free for the remainers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*buys cake - waits patiently*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a full box of 12 Krispy kremes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a full box of 12 Krispy kremes "

It's easier to get a bite to eat in here then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's easy to get sex, even if I just write on my status that I have a free house, which I do for my Friends so they know, I will get 50+ offers from randoms. But it's not what I want. I just want to meet my friends but that seems to now be virtually impossible! I've been off work for nearly 7 months and had very few sex meets. I spend way, way too much time chatting in the Forums and, actually, it's becoming a little boring. I'm too far away from clubs, no one has parties and the area I live in is mainly army and most of them just want a lunchtime shag which is not what I want. I need longer than 10mins for it to be worth the effort.

This should have been written tomorrow as a bit rant, but I've answered the question asked.

Yes, easy peasy to get sex

No, near on impossible to arrange quality, good sex!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'd either go straight to my 'who's near' or my local status and message them. It would take minures, it's that easy if you're a woman and don't give a shit who you have sex with!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It took me 4 years to get a meet with a woman or couple on here. My veris came from a previous site. I was so shocked I decided to stop meeting after a couple more socials

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm gagging for a shagging at the moment. I could summon up a parade of penises (not pussy, single women are near on impossible as I'm sure most men here are aware) but would I want to bonk any of them? Unlikely.

There's a whole lot of sex admin to wade through before finding the right candidates for the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It took me 4 years to get a meet with a woman or couple on here. My veris came from a previous site. I was so shocked I decided to stop meeting after a couple more socials "

I'll add if I wanted to meet for NSA sex then I'd have more success Waiting for Godot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't know. I've been wanting a fwb for about 2 years but no one is interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't. "

OP says It's a rhetorical question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know. I've been wanting a fwb for about 2 years but no one is interested. "

Shame you are so far

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I don't know. I've been wanting a fwb for about 2 years but no one is interested.

Shame you are so far "

The most promising reply so far

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.

Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.

We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.

There are clues in our profile.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.

Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.

We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.

There are clues in our profile."

I bet you still get messages from unsuitable guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.

Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.

We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.

There are clues in our profile.

I bet you still get messages from unsuitable guys. "

If your a golfer, message them. I dare you!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.

Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.

We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.

There are clues in our profile.

I bet you still get messages from unsuitable guys. "

1 or 2, lol

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.

Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.

We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.

There are clues in our profile.

I bet you still get messages from unsuitable guys.

If your a golfer, message them. I dare you! "

Or if you are a footie fan too, not a chance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.

Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.

We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.

There are clues in our profile.

I bet you still get messages from unsuitable guys.

If your a golfer, message them. I dare you!

Or if you are a footie fan too, not a chance."

What about mid-season.?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.

Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.

We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.

There are clues in our profile.

I bet you still get messages from unsuitable guys.

If your a golfer, message them. I dare you!

Or if you are a footie fan too, not a chance.

What about mid-season.? "

At no point lol.

Mind you shouldn't always judge the book by its cover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the chemistry has to be there in the first place,and yes I'm a man but I don't jump into bed with anyone,if I chat to someone and get on well with all sort of chat in general.and sex isn't everything,then all been well a social may come eventually,I chat to lots of people on here but most of them are miles away but I know I could get socials meets ect cos there really is some lovely genuine peeps on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't.

OP says It's a rhetorical question

"

I would never have sex again ever?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

One can get a shag within the hour ...

But it's probably not with a person that one really wants to meet.

I'm really super slow to get the reality to happen, so I'd guess 1 week if I put the pressure on to myself, filtering out the unmatched and finding availability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*gives up - eats cake*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea. I'm a little odd in that I'm not actually here for NSA sex so I've not tried to have any. There have been offers though but they could have been from guys with no intention of taking it any further than chat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends whether he's had his tea yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends whether he's had his tea yet. "

*wipes corner of mouth with napkin*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea. I'm a little odd in that I'm not actually here for NSA sex so I've not tried to have any. There have been offers though but they could have been from guys with no intention of taking it any further than chat... "

Try me then xx

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