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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Aw cheers

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i know, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh shhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a gift

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Very kind of you to say OP but it says you're straight

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let Marc know you feel that way about him

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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sorry, thought i was in my inbox for a moment.

i'm watching a tiny moth floating round my room and it distracted me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry, thought i was in my inbox for a moment.

i'm watching a tiny moth floating round my room and it distracted me."

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I only got those messages when I.didn't have my face on show

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

awwwwwww im flattered

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Yep, that's what they all say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in bed and i'm sure someone nearby is having sex. I can hear what sounds like a mature woman making intermittent squealing noises.

I did think it was a cuckoo or a pigeon but they'd be asleep?

Anyway, 123 and back in the room...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any one of you's stunners fAe glasgow want to come roon ride me n make me a fry up in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Even just the fry up will dae

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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*exits thread*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even just the fry up will dae"

Free food I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Any one of you's stunners fAe glasgow want to come roon ride me n make me a fry up in the morning "

I fear you're about to be gravely disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*exits thread*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.

Don't insult Bulldogs like that please

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Any one of you's stunners fAe glasgow want to come roon ride me n make me a fry up in the morning "

At least offer me dinner first or a drink

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.

Don't insult Bulldogs like that please

did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"*exits thread*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.

Don't insult Bulldogs like that please

did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?

Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

You think so ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Nah. At best moderately handsome. At night. If you squint.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.

Don't insult Bulldogs like that please

did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?

Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it"

Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there"

Go on, then. I think you might be on to something with this idea.

Dragon's Den that shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.

Don't insult Bulldogs like that please

did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?

Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it"

ooooo burn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there

Go on, then. I think you might be on to something with this idea.

Dragon's Den that shit.

Aye was just thinking that. No pumping involved just get the fry up on n iron my shirts. Could go a fry up the noo

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there"

that's your mum you're thinking of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.

Don't insult Bulldogs like that please

did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?

Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it

Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true."

In terms of your cooking, what's the difference between the two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had seen me at 7am dragging my broken body out of bed before work with hair like a burnt bush and a face like thunder and needing a poo then stunning nooooooo you would be done under the trades description act for that word x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.

Don't insult Bulldogs like that please

did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?

Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it

Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true.

In terms of your cooking, what's the difference between the two?

One comes with granary bread the other with a naan

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there

that's your mum you're thinking of.

Say it in a language he understands. "yer maw"

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there

that's your mum you're thinking of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there

Go on, then. I think you might be on to something with this idea.

Dragon's Den that shit.

Aye was just thinking that. No pumping involved just get the fry up on n iron my shirts. Could go a fry up the noo"

Could us women get the same? I'd like a guy who wants to cook for me and do my laundry. No pumping, of course. You'll have to include that in your pitch - it'll double your potential market. Just think of the revenue!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am no the judgemental type but am no intae inbreeding, fried breed aye maw pumping naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only got those messages when I.didn't have my face on show"

Shush, you have a beautiful face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.

Don't insult Bulldogs like that please

did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?

Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it

Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true.

In terms of your cooking, what's the difference between the two?

One comes with granary bread the other with a naan

It's ok, I'll starve, the stomach pains will be less severe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has just made me think of Mick. Where is he? FS

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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he's ruined all my 'you're stunning' messages for me now, i'm gonna be thinking they said that to get free food and their washing done.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.

Don't insult Bulldogs like that please

did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?

Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it

Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true.

In terms of your cooking, what's the difference between the two?

One comes with granary bread the other with a naan

It's ok, I'll starve, the stomach pains will be less severe "

Probably best, don't want you sharting again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there

Go on, then. I think you might be on to something with this idea.

Dragon's Den that shit.

Aye was just thinking that. No pumping involved just get the fry up on n iron my shirts. Could go a fry up the noo

Aye it would be for men and women like if your a guy even if your no gay you could get a guy roon to do your gutters n that if your feart of heights. You's will no be laughing when am sitting in my yacht in the Bahamas self made millionaire with my idea hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am no the judgemental type but am no intae inbreeding, fried breed aye maw pumping naw "

I think fried bread is just as much a "naw" as maw pumping

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"This thread has just made me think of Mick. Where is he? FS "

his account is still active. PM him?

know what you mean though, miss my ellie may on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.

Don't insult Bulldogs like that please

did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?

Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it

Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true.

In terms of your cooking, what's the difference between the two?

One comes with granary bread the other with a naan

It's ok, I'll starve, the stomach pains will be less severe

Probably best, don't want you sharting again.

Ok you win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am no the judgemental type but am no intae inbreeding, fried breed aye maw pumping naw

I think fried bread is just as much a "naw" as maw pumping

No in a breakfast out of Morrisons its 10/10 am going there for a munch as soon as the Suns up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP is me at 21 be warned kid look what you're turn into.

Keep going young gun you little legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there's me thinking he was just after a blow job.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.

Don't insult Bulldogs like that please

did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?

Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it

Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true.

In terms of your cooking, what's the difference between the two?

One comes with granary bread the other with a naan

It's ok, I'll starve, the stomach pains will be less severe

Probably best, don't want you sharting again.

Ok you win"

Naturally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And there's me thinking he was just after a blow job."

No sexual relations involved doll just get the frying pan on and Hoover my stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am no the judgemental type but am no intae inbreeding, fried breed aye maw pumping naw

I think fried bread is just as much a "naw" as maw pumping

No in a breakfast out of Morrisons its 10/10 am going there for a munch as soon as the Suns up "

Morrison's Cafe actually does decent food. But fried bread isn't fit to be called food, so.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

could pure go a fry up noo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am no the judgemental type but am no intae inbreeding, fried breed aye maw pumping naw

I think fried bread is just as much a "naw" as maw pumping

No in a breakfast out of Morrisons its 10/10 am going there for a munch as soon as the Suns up

Morrison's Cafe actually does decent food. But fried bread isn't fit to be called food, so....."

Am from Glasgow we fry everything, nothing like a bit of load sOaked in grease

am away to my bed Noo im mad Wae it n its better I crash out now than stoat downstairs and stick the frying pan on n set fire to the hoose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you look in the English dictionary stunning means-I want to say that to you on fab and have sex with you and then never speak to you again and also call 2000000000 other girls stunning to do the same to them lol x

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over a year ago

"Am no the judgemental type but am no intae inbreeding, fried breed aye maw pumping naw

I think fried bread is just as much a "naw" as maw pumping

No in a breakfast out of Morrisons its 10/10 am going there for a munch as soon as the Suns up

Morrison's Cafe actually does decent food. But fried bread isn't fit to be called food, so.....

Am from Glasgow we fry everything, nothing like a bit of load sOaked in grease

am away to my bed Noo im mad Wae it n its better I crash out now than stoat downstairs and stick the frying pan on n set fire to the hoose

Let me bump it for you kid give it the kiss of life.

So much to learn still young Jedi

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm more stupefying than stunning. But only when there's flabber to be gasted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in bed and i'm sure someone nearby is having sex. I can hear what sounds like a mature woman making intermittent squealing noises.

I did think it was a cuckoo or a pigeon but they'd be asleep?

Anyway, 123 and back in the room..."

You're 123!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was MWI last night offers still there but if any wee honeys want to cook me my breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't even know me.

Sure I have George Clooney good looks, I'm a cheeky chap and I'm generally reasonably popular in the kitchen at parties; but I think you're a little forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hush now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me? No.

My hair? Most certainly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm blushing

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Are you shor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any one of you's stunners fAe glasgow want to come roon ride me n make me a fry up in the morning "

Aaaaand you ruined it.....

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By *aughty-MittsCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Awww bless to kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was MWI last night "

You were? I'd never have guessed! Though I supposed you'd have to be to think fried bread was edible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hat and sunglasses say thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, you're just after someone to cook your breakfast. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, you're just after someone to cook your breakfast. X "

Don't have to say it

u already know ur a stunner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, you're just after someone to cook your breakfast. X

Don't have to say it

u already know ur a stunner "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab straight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes,I'm ruddy gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes,I'm ruddy gorgeous

Haven't heard the word ruddy for ages! Made me chuckle!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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Thanks dude

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