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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just been refused a meet, " because you look too much like my husband"

What have you got to do to get laid round here?:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been refused a meet, " because you look too much like my husband"

What have you got to do to get laid round here?: "

Stop asking your wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been refused a meet, " because you look too much like my husband"

What have you got to do to get laid round here?:

Stop asking your wife "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been refused a meet, " because you look too much like my husband"

What have you got to do to get laid round here?:

Stop asking your wife "

love it hahah

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"I have just been refused a meet, " because you look too much like my husband"

What have you got to do to get laid round here?:

Stop asking your wife "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's funny I don't think thats a strange excuse at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes people will say all kinds of crazy things to avoid hurting people's feelings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be honest with you, I couldn't meet anyone who reminds me of my husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was one guy who got im touch who looks a dead ringer for my best mate's brother, I just couldn't - it would be really strange.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm sure most would also refuse someone who could double for their father - I would. I'd probably not say that was the reason, as it's personal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've turned down guys who have the same name as my brother. I don't like my brother and I don't need to be reminded of him when I'm meeting. I'm sure whoever I told that to probably thought I was making an excuse, but I 100% wasn't.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We met a guy once who had beenturned many times by women because he looked too much like their brother. I suspect in some instances it was true and in some it was to avoid saying no outright.

We've never been given a strange reason, just straightforward ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurses always say that they are working...

It's a stock phrase. They like to talk but when is comes down to it they get cold feet.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I'd been chatting for a while with someone and we were planning to meet. I happened to mention I couldn't make a particular time as I would be with my kids and he said "I didn't realise you had kids, not for me, sorry."

I wasn't planning on taking them with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Nessarosa writing)

Someone said we were Satanists and would burn hell..... then we got blocked.

Lmao....

Xxx

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I have refused a guy because of this; personal choice surely

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I've turned down guys who have the same name as my brother. I don't like my brother and I don't need to be reminded of him when I'm meeting. I'm sure whoever I told that to probably thought I was making an excuse, but I 100% wasn't."

I'm the same with my son's name. Not cause I don't like him, just cause it would feel all wrong lol

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Nurses always say that they are working...

It's a stock phrase. They like to talk but when is comes down to it they get cold feet."

Oooh not true! I know several most delightful and naughty nurses!!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

You are always posting about not "getting laid"

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"You are always posting about not "getting laid" "

Personal choice, surely?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"You are always posting about not "getting laid"

Personal choice, surely? "

Yes but, all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been refused a meet, " because you look too much like my husband"

What have you got to do to get laid round here?: "

I have refused meets for similar reasons. I dont like the thought of meeting anyone similar looking to my ex. Can you blame us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look to young lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The secret of getting laid on here..... don't look like people's husbands maybe you need a cunning disguise OP?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I'd turn down women with the same name as my ex wife, I'm guessing that could be a common reason?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are always posting about not "getting laid" "

Yup. He is

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Use the fab reasons for not meeting generator each time - if their excuse matches, have a party instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy tell me I looked just like his mum, which was fair enough. Except he messaged later to ask if we could still meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Nessarosa writing)

Someone said we were Satanists and would burn hell..... then we got blocked.

Lmao....

Xxx"

Wow, great photos - never noticed before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy tell me I looked just like his mum, which was fair enough. Except he messaged later to ask if we could still meet "

The works of Freud Clearly apply to him

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"(Nessarosa writing)

Someone said we were Satanists and would burn hell..... then we got blocked.

Lmao....

Xxx"

Burn in Hell....wouldn't that be the idea if you were followers of Satan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message on my old profile off a guy, who said I looked just like his sister. He went on to say he'd always found her hot and would I be willing to meet. Ummm... No?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a message on my old profile off a guy, who said I looked just like his sister. He went on to say he'd always found her hot and would I be willing to meet. Ummm... No? "

He must of been from my end of the country

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By *imetoexplore69Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Shave your head.you will look completely different.honest it will work .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did refuse a guy cos we had the same name. I may have also used that as an excuse cos it was easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Nessarosa writing)

Someone said we were Satanists and would burn hell..... then we got blocked.

Lmao....

Xxx

Wow, great photos - never noticed before "

Thank you

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Nessarosa writing)

Someone said we were Satanists and would burn hell..... then we got blocked.

Lmao....

Xxx

Burn in Hell....wouldn't that be the idea if you were followers of Satan."

I guess so, Lee does like to barbeque alot....hee hee.

I guess some people need a satan to blame things on...we don't.

We are responsible for what we do.

We have only ourselves to blame.

So satan / devil is not our belief.

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been refused a meet, " because you look too much like my husband"

What have you got to do to get laid round here?:

Stop asking your wife "

Oh my that really did make me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look to young lol"

Can I borrow your mirror..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quote me. Or offer. Your call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's funny I don't think thats a strange excuse at all! "

Neither do I, and it is actually precisely the reason I once refused to meet someone from here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nurses always say that they are working...

It's a stock phrase. They like to talk but when is comes down to it they get cold feet."

I don't know about nurses...

BUT, I've had quite a few excuses from men who simply can't get off the internet stating that "Sorry, I work this week!"

Do they really think they are the only person on Fabswingers who got a job or what are they insinuating?

Exactly what do they think is required to meet for a cuppa or a drink, a whole day off work? Get real! It's like you say, they like to talk...

Rant over...

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Nurses always say that they are working...

It's a stock phrase. They like to talk but when is comes down to it they get cold feet."

That may have some merit, but many people who are in a job that is 24/7/365 don't just need to look at the time suggested.

They have a plethora of situations to deal with. Are they doing night, or early shifts the next day, do they have a run of late and earlys coming up?

Many of these people rightly think of what's good for them, rather than the feelings of others who won't be getting a leg over...

Yes some might get cold feet, but many have the cold harsh reality of their shift patterns not suiting this lifestyle at times...

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Nurses always say that they are working...

It's a stock phrase. They like to talk but when is comes down to it they get cold feet.

I don't know about nurses...

BUT, I've had quite a few excuses from men who simply can't get off the internet stating that "Sorry, I work this week!"

Do they really think they are the only person on Fabswingers who got a job or what are they insinuating?

Exactly what do they think is required to meet for a cuppa or a drink, a whole day off work? Get real! It's like you say, they like to talk...

Rant over..."

My excuse is that you live 200 odd miles away. That said...with a bit of planning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nurses always say that they are working...

It's a stock phrase. They like to talk but when is comes down to it they get cold feet.

That may have some merit, but many people who are in a job that is 24/7/365 don't just need to look at the time suggested.

They have a plethora of situations to deal with. Are they doing night, or early shifts the next day, do they have a run of late and earlys coming up?

Many of these people rightly think of what's good for them, rather than the feelings of others who won't be getting a leg over...

Yes some might get cold feet, but many have the cold harsh reality of their shift patterns not suiting this lifestyle at times..."

... sometimes I just give up as people think I'm a time waster nope I'm just shattered or have other stuff to do so this has to fit around that like it or not ....

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

One because he looked like my dad (it wasn’t!), and one looked like my nephew (it wasn’t!). One was too old and the other too young, luckily I have no brothers to look like if there’s anyone with an age somewhere in between

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Nurses always say that they are working...

It's a stock phrase. They like to talk but when is comes down to it they get cold feet.

I don't know about nurses...

BUT, I've had quite a few excuses from men who simply can't get off the internet stating that "Sorry, I work this week!"

Do they really think they are the only person on Fabswingers who got a job or what are they insinuating?

Exactly what do they think is required to meet for a cuppa or a drink, a whole day off work? Get real! It's like you say, they like to talk...

Rant over..."

I do worry about some people, where it appears as if popping to local shop would require travel insurance, suitcase packing as well as sandwiches and drinks, at the very minimum, like it's some grand life expedition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nurses always say that they are working...

It's a stock phrase. They like to talk but when is comes down to it they get cold feet.

I don't know about nurses...

BUT, I've had quite a few excuses from men who simply can't get off the internet stating that "Sorry, I work this week!"

Do they really think they are the only person on Fabswingers who got a job or what are they insinuating?

Exactly what do they think is required to meet for a cuppa or a drink, a whole day off work? Get real! It's like you say, they like to talk...

Rant over...

I do worry about some people, where it appears as if popping to local shop would require travel insurance, suitcase packing as well as sandwiches and drinks, at the very minimum, like it's some grand life expedition."

Haha, thanks! You got it!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A woman went crazy at me years ago when we arranged to meet in the hotel I was staying in.

She brought her kids along(no knowledge she would) about 2 and 4yo and wanted them to be in the bedroom at the same time as she couldn't get a sitter.

She got really shitty when I said it's not right, offered to go to the restaurant and have a meal and chat and told her we could try next time I was down in 2 weeks.

Called me all the swear words under the sun and said I was a time waster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman went crazy at me years ago when we arranged to meet in the hotel I was staying in.

She brought her kids along(no knowledge she would) about 2 and 4yo and wanted them to be in the bedroom at the same time as she couldn't get a sitter.

She got really shitty when I said it's not right, offered to go to the restaurant and have a meal and chat and told her we could try next time I was down in 2 weeks.

Called me all the swear words under the sun and said I was a time waster. "

No! Please say that's made up, er, or give me her user name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nurses always say that they are working...

It's a stock phrase. They like to talk but when is comes down to it they get cold feet."


"That may have some merit, but many people who are in a job that is 24/7/365 don't just need to look at the time suggested.

They have a plethora of situations to deal with. Are they doing night, or early shifts the next day, do they have a run of late and earlys coming up?

Many of these people rightly think of what's good for them, rather than the feelings of others who won't be getting a leg over...

"

I've met men of the type who have a 40 to 60 hours' work week, high up position in corporate hierarchy, weekly business trips to mainland Europe, shared custody with the ex over the kids, own house with no paid help, and, surprise, surprise, they STILL managed to meet for a brew! (And sometimes then a sexy follow-up!)

The road to hell is paved with bad (online) excuses...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"A woman went crazy at me years ago when we arranged to meet in the hotel I was staying in.

She brought her kids along(no knowledge she would) about 2 and 4yo and wanted them to be in the bedroom at the same time as she couldn't get a sitter.

She got really shitty when I said it's not right, offered to go to the restaurant and have a meal and chat and told her we could try next time I was down in 2 weeks.

Called me all the swear words under the sun and said I was a time waster.

No! Please say that's made up, er, or give me her user name! "

It's a true story my friend,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nurses always say that they are working...

It's a stock phrase. They like to talk but when is comes down to it they get cold feet.

That may have some merit, but many people who are in a job that is 24/7/365 don't just need to look at the time suggested.

They have a plethora of situations to deal with. Are they doing night, or early shifts the next day, do they have a run of late and earlys coming up?

Many of these people rightly think of what's good for them, rather than the feelings of others who won't be getting a leg over...

I've met men of the type who have a 40 to 60 hours' work week, high up position in corporate hierarchy, weekly business trips to mainland Europe, shared custody with the ex over the kids, own house with no paid help, and, surprise, surprise, they STILL managed to meet for a brew! (And sometimes then a sexy follow-up!)

The road to hell is paved with bad (online) excuses...

"

That's because they can skip out of work and put lunch on the expense account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've turned down guys who have the same name as my brother. I don't like my brother and I don't need to be reminded of him when I'm meeting. I'm sure whoever I told that to probably thought I was making an excuse, but I 100% wasn't."

I've not had to turn down a woman with the same name as my sister. But I think I would for the same reasons.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yea if they look like my ex (he's not wearing well it has to be said) or have same name as my daughter - ew just couldn't.

And as has been said on many other threads too - people have lives, jobs, families, other commitments...

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