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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you "Just thinking if it was spiders in my room, would that be a web of intrigue?  | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Just thinking if it was spiders in my room, would that be a web of intrigue?
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Just thinking if it was spiders in my room, would that be a web of intrigue?
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"Baaaaa" 
You'll need to explain that one | |||
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What pleasant weather! | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you "Saying nothing. 
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x | |||
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"I went to school with a girl that looked like a moomin" I remember those... haha | |||
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"I went to school with a girl that looked like a moomin" that's a very unfortunate look | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x "This one is one of those big spindly legged things | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x "Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they? | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
This one is one of those big spindly legged things"Interestingly the 1980s song that my amazon echo is playing at the moment is "I'm coming out" by Diana Ross... haha | |||
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"I'm feeling rather melancholy " Oh heck why's that lovely? x | |||
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"Evening all! "Hello lovely. Good trip? | |||
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip? "Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man. | |||
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"I'm feeling rather melancholy Oh heck why's that lovely? x" I don't know 
I've been very lazy today and it's probably that. | |||
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man. "Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure | |||
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip? "Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany | |||
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"I'm feeling rather melancholy Oh heck why's that lovely? x I don't know
I've been very lazy today and it's probably that. "Yes it can make you like that x | |||
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man.
Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure "Bitch. Go bite an ankle. | |||
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"I'm feeling rather melancholy " Hello Princess Peach I know its not the thread but can I send you a few smiles? | |||
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany "Its so different, nothing like ive ever come across! | |||
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man.
Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure
Bitch. Go bite an ankle."Prefer a kneecap at a stretch | |||
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"I'm feeling rather melancholy Hello Princess Peach I know its not the thread but can I send you a few smiles? "Thank you | |||
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"Hey up "Hello hello | |||
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man.
Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure
Bitch. Go bite an ankle.
Prefer a kneecap at a stretch "Sure someone could give you a boost! | |||
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"I went to school with a girl that looked like a moomin that's a very unfortunate look"but remembered unlike some others im guessing | |||
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany
Its so different, nothing like ive ever come across! "I love Germany  | |||
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man.
Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure
Bitch. Go bite an ankle.
Prefer a kneecap at a stretch
Sure someone could give you a boost!"Or one of those steps used for toilet training would be just the job | |||
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"Am I the only one who thinks Jonny is just a puppet that is remotely controlled by a ventriloquist .
The guy is well creepy "Word bruh  | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
This one is one of those big spindly legged things"I find a rolled up newspaper is the most effective weapon. X | |||
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"Oi oi Just about to watch love island in catch up so don't ruin it for me you lot" She won.
I have no idea, I've never watched an episode in my life. | |||
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany
Its so different, nothing like ive ever come across!
I love Germany "So do I. I grew up in Germany. | |||
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany
Its so different, nothing like ive ever come across!
I love Germany
So do I. I grew up in Germany. "Oh I think I remember you telling me that  | |||
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"Morning "Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders | |||
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"Morning
Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders "That's a good thing. I'm in a tent and there seems to be a spider in here | |||
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"Morning
Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders
That's a good thing. I'm in a tent and there seems to be a spider in here "In the garden? Run!!! Or kill it | |||
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"Morning
Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders
That's a good thing. I'm in a tent and there seems to be a spider in here "Oh man up | |||
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"Morning
Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders
That's a good thing. I'm in a tent and there seems to be a spider in here
In the garden? Run!!! Or kill it "That would wake the monkey and I can't do that. He's only having a wander anyway | |||
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"Good morning "Morning baby cakes | |||
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"Good morning
Morning baby cakes "Morning cuddle bear | |||
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"Morning all I finally got a good nights sleep "good - my turn tonight then hopefully | |||
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"Morning "hello nannys little one xx | |||
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"Morning
hello nannys little one xx"Morning Nanny xxx | |||
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach" I'm gonna run later. Go me! | |||
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach I'm gonna run later. Go me!" You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot. | |||
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach I'm gonna run later. Go me! You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot." Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7
That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me. | |||
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"Hola" Morning | |||
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 so lazy! | |||
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach I'm gonna run later. Go me! You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot. Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7
That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me."I nice run to the pub is always good...  | |||
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach I'm gonna run later. Go me! You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot. Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7
That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me.
I nice run to the pub is always good..."I've just got back. The dog decided I wasn't allowed to go alone. We're now both shattered. | |||
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach I'm gonna run later. Go me! You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot. Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7
That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me.
I nice run to the pub is always good...
I've just got back. The dog decided I wasn't allowed to go alone. We're now both shattered."Did you share water again? | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!"It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now "Oh hello there | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now "How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable "Someone's mentioned spiders again | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
Oh hello there "I came to see what is going on in here since I have not been in since one of the early threads | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
Especially if they are money spiders "Shhhhhh don't mention spiders Babs goes nuts | |||
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach I'm gonna run later. Go me! You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot. Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7
That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me.
I nice run to the pub is always good...
I've just got back. The dog decided I wasn't allowed to go alone. We're now both shattered.
Did you share water again? "Of course
I take my duties seriously. | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again "Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits? | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
Especially if they are money spiders
Shhhhhh don't mention spiders Babs goes nuts
I'm just replying to Hello Intrigued - I hadn't realised spiders were no longer an allowed topic of conversation "They were never allowed but I suffered in silence  | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
Especially if they are money spiders
Shhhhhh don't mention spiders Babs goes nuts "I'm just replying to HelloIntrigued - I hadn't realised spiders were no longer an allowed topic of conversation | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits? "The ones that hop around or battery powered?  | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits? "You women and your bloody rabbits! Rampant sods ain't ya | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
The ones that hop around or battery powered? "You naughty lot. I meant the floppy eared kind | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya "Mucky mind you have there | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there "I'm nothing but innocent! | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent! "Of what exactly? | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent!
Of what exactly? "Of everything i havent done | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent!
Of what exactly?
Of everything i havent done " | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent!
Of what exactly?
Of everything i havent done
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent!
Of what exactly?
Of everything i havent done
Stop flirting with me, you. "Me? everyone knows I don't know how to flirt. The last guy I attempted that with has been traumatised for life | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent!
Of what exactly?
Of everything i havent done
Stop flirting with me, you.
Me? everyone knows I don't know how to flirt. The last guy I attempted that with has been traumatised for life "Lucky man | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden "I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent!
Of what exactly?
Of everything i havent done
Stop flirting with me, you.
Me? everyone knows I don't know how to flirt. The last guy I attempted that with has been traumatised for life
Lucky man " | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is"Pretty flowers | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers "They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame "Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers "I have a pretty flower | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower " | |||
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What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course "I prefer fish, they don't eat the flowers, bark, have cat fights, bring dead mice, poo on the lawn, pee on the sofa, dig holes in the garden and are lovely and quiet and very low maintenance....... also pretty and therapeutic to watch | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
"No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
I prefer fish, they don't eat the flowers, bark, have cat fights, bring dead mice, poo on the lawn, pee on the sofa, dig holes in the garden and are lovely and quiet and very low maintenance....... also pretty and therapeutic to watch " | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course "Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay. | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
I prefer fish, they don't eat the flowers, bark, have cat fights, bring dead mice, poo on the lawn, pee on the sofa, dig holes in the garden and are lovely and quiet and very low maintenance....... also pretty and therapeutic to watch "They swim in their rope poo | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics "Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
I prefer fish, they don't eat the flowers, bark, have cat fights, bring dead mice, poo on the lawn, pee on the sofa, dig holes in the garden and are lovely and quiet and very low maintenance....... also pretty and therapeutic to watch
They swim in their rope poo "That's better than you ending up walking it in .... and I do like to keep their tank clean | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's "Even less point currently my profile is hidden | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay."Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.
Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox "Ahhh, but what does the fox say? | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's
Even less point currently my profile is hidden "What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.
Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox
Ahhh, but what does the fox say?"Fox knows | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.
Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox
Ahhh, but what does the fox say?
Fox knows "Fox sake | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.
Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox
Ahhh, but what does the fox say?
Fox knows
Fox sake "Foxtrot Oscar | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.
Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox
Ahhh, but what does the fox say?
Fox knows
Fox sake
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room"I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside "I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's
Even less point currently my profile is hidden
What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs "I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much | |||
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Am I allowed in here "Who said that? | |||
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Am I allowed in here
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's
Even less point currently my profile is hidden
What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs
I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much "It never stopped me mind you I don't exactly get plagued with messages | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's
Even less point currently my profile is hidden
What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs
I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much
It never stopped me mind you I don't exactly get plagued with messages "It was manageable then I displayed veris against my better judgement and it was ridiculous | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's
Even less point currently my profile is hidden
What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs
I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much
It never stopped me mind you I don't exactly get plagued with messages
It was manageable then I displayed veris against my better judgement and it was ridiculous "Whoops a real silhouette | |||
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's
Even less point currently my profile is hidden
What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs
I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much
It never stopped me mind you I don't exactly get plagued with messages
It was manageable then I displayed veris against my better judgement and it was ridiculous
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in "I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X "The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones. | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones."In the U.K.? | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?"Yeah. Now earwigs, they can go fuck off  | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off "Know what else can go fuck off? You. | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off
Know what else can go fuck off? You. "Ha! You don't mean that firms second! | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off
Know what else can go fuck off? You.
Ha! You don't mean that firms second! "For a For a second. My phone hates me. | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off
Know what else can go fuck off? You.
Ha! You don't mean that firms second!
For a
For a second.
My phone hates me."Its not the only one. | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off
Know what else can go fuck off? You.
Ha! You don't mean that firms second!
For a
For a second.
My phone hates me.
Its not the only one. "I'm sure that's very true. Even the photos in my house throw themselves on the floor so they don't have to look at me. | |||
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off
Know what else can go fuck off? You.
Ha! You don't mean that firms second!
For a
For a second.
My phone hates me.
Its not the only one.
I'm sure that's very true. Even the photos in my house throw themselves on the floor so they don't have to look at me. "
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
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"As you were .......... Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off
Know what else can go fuck off? You.
Ha! You don't mean that firms second!
For a
For a second.
My phone hates me.
Its not the only one.
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That's because you saw it as a child
Im pretty sure it was accidental. I got up during the night or something. At least I hope so. I should probably question my dad and his parenting skills "I got nightmare on elm street on vhs for Xmas as a child. My mother must have really hated me. What am I saying must have? She still does! | |||
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That's because you saw it as a child
Im pretty sure it was accidental. I got up during the night or something. At least I hope so. I should probably question my dad and his parenting skills "More than likely, however I saw the Omen, Salem's Lot and the Exorcist as a teen, and they have given me the heebie geebies until I was well into thirties | |||
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That's because you saw it as a child
Im pretty sure it was accidental. I got up during the night or something. At least I hope so. I should probably question my dad and his parenting skills "I did just that when I was two and parents were watching gremlins. I apparently hid behind sofa and wouldn't come out all night and had nightmares every night for months afterwards. I can laugh watching those filmed now but still wake up after having a nightmare if I do watch them, then feel like a dosey cow because I know it's not real, it's obviously some repressed childhood trigger | |||
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"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not. In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))" I've just been for a carvery
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"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not. In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that)) I've just been for a carvery
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