FabSwingers.com forum: Have fun with Siri

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Enable Siri on your iPhone and say......

I see a little silhouetto of a man

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Omg that's hilarious, I thanked him afterwards and he said I live to serve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor mans Alexa

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Poor mans Alexa

Alexa is a cheap copy

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Poor mans Alexa

Stop showing off and beam me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg that's hilarious, I thanked him afterwards and he said I live to serve

Mine is a she

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Omg that's hilarious, I thanked him afterwards and he said I live to serve

Mine is a she

I'm not Fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enable Siri on your iPhone and say......

I see a little silhouetto of a man"

Hahahahhaaaaa

And...

"Siri, beatbox for me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg that's hilarious, I thanked him afterwards and he said I live to serve

I said thank you and he said "It is I who should be thanking you"

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Enable Siri on your iPhone and say......

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Hahahahhaaaaa

And...

"Siri, beatbox for me""

Oh oh that's funny does anyone have any others?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Omg that's hilarious, I thanked him afterwards and he said I live to serve

I said thank you and he said "It is I who should be thanking you"

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Omg that's hilarious, I thanked him afterwards and he said I live to serve

I said thank you and he said "It is I who should be thanking you"

That flirts better than I do... hahaha

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By *ordon88Man
over a year ago

town

Ask him "who let the dogs out"

But in tune to the song by bahaa men

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Ask him does he know any poems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask him "who let the dogs out"

But in tune to the song by bahaa men"

It just said 'due to unforeseen circumstances that witticism has been retired!' - I think there's some dodgy copyright issues there!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Ask him "who let the dogs out"

But in tune to the song by bahaa men"

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By *ordon88Man
over a year ago

town

"Ask him "who let the dogs out"

But in tune to the song by bahaa men

It just said 'due to unforeseen circumstances that witticism has been retired!' - I think there's some dodgy copyright issues there!!

Really. Terrible. That's my post ruined

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Enable Siri on your iPhone and say......

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Hahahahhaaaaa

And...

"Siri, beatbox for me""

That one is so funny

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By *ordon88Man
over a year ago

town

"Ask him "who let the dogs out"

But in tune to the song by bahaa men

Did it work for you ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said I needed to hide a body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just asked him to tell me a joke.

He said "two iphones walk into a bar....i forget the rest"

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Ask him "who let the dogs out"

But in tune to the song by bahaa men

Did it work for you ???"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just said "kiss me" and he said "i'm not that kind of personal assistant"

Sheesh, even my phone is playing hard to get.

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By *ordon88Man
over a year ago

town

"Ask him "who let the dogs out"

But in tune to the song by bahaa men

Did it work for you ???

Yes "

Ok. Just someone else on here said that it had been removed. Happy now.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I just asked him to tell me a joke.

He said "two iphones walk into a bar....i forget the rest"

Alexa tells jokes too...

I asked and she said:

Q: "How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?"

A: "Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I just said "kiss me" and he said "i'm not that kind of personal assistant"

Sheesh, even my phone is playing hard to get."

Mine said "how about a web search for inappropriate behaviour?"

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By *ordon88Man
over a year ago

town

"I just asked him to tell me a joke.

He said "two iphones walk into a bar....i forget the rest"

Alexa tells jokes too...

Brilliant

I asked and she said:

Q: "How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?"

A: "Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask him "who let the dogs out"

But in tune to the song by bahaa men

Did it work for you ???

Yes

Ok. Just someone else on here said that it had been removed. Happy now."

I got the same as Dan too

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Ask him "who let the dogs out"

But in tune to the song by bahaa men

Did it work for you ???

Yes

Ok. Just someone else on here said that it had been removed. Happy now."

It has been removed I thought that was hilarious

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Try 'god save our gracious queen'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just asked him to tell me a joke.

He said "two iphones walk into a bar....i forget the rest"

Alexa tells jokes too...

Brilliant

I asked and she said:

Q: "How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?"

A: "Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."

that's better than my answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just said "kiss me" and he said "i'm not that kind of personal assistant"

Sheesh, even my phone is playing hard to get.

Mine said "how about a web search for inappropriate behaviour?"

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Ask him can he bark

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By *ordon88Man
over a year ago

town

Ask him does he work for the cia. And type in Google "alexa cia" watch the video. Weirrrd

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I just asked him to tell me a joke.

He said "two iphones walk into a bar....i forget the rest"

Alexa tells jokes too...

Brilliant

I asked and she said:

Q: "How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?"

A: "Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."

that's better than my answer! "

I liked that one myself.. haha.. going to add it to my repertoire!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I just said "kiss me" and he said "i'm not that kind of personal assistant"

Sheesh, even my phone is playing hard to get.

Mine said "how about a web search for inappropriate behaviour?"

He said let's talk instead to me

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Ask her to sing you a song.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Ask her to sing you a song."

Haha... started singing Auld lang syne...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Type in Fuck a Rap

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I just said "kiss me" and he said "i'm not that kind of personal assistant"

Sheesh, even my phone is playing hard to get.

Mine said "how about a web search for inappropriate behaviour?"

He said let's talk instead to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just said "kiss me" and he said "i'm not that kind of personal assistant"

Sheesh, even my phone is playing hard to get.

Mine said "how about a web search for inappropriate behaviour?"

He said let's talk instead to me

Ha! He's a tease!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Ask her to sing you a song."

Refused to sing but would give me a foot rub but he doesn't have hands

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I just said "kiss me" and he said "i'm not that kind of personal assistant"

Sheesh, even my phone is playing hard to get.

Mine said "how about a web search for inappropriate behaviour?"

He said let's talk instead to me

Ha! He's a tease!"

Another joke...

Q: Why don't Oysters share their pearls?

A: They are shellfish!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ask her to sing you a song.

Refused to sing but would give me a foot rub but he doesn't have hands

Tried to sing 'if I only had a brain!!!!!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I asked him to tell me a joke but he can't because he always forgets the punchline

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

"I just said "kiss me" and he said "i'm not that kind of personal assistant"

Sheesh, even my phone is playing hard to get."

I got "let's talk instead"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just said "kiss me" and he said "i'm not that kind of personal assistant"

Sheesh, even my phone is playing hard to get.

Mine said "how about a web search for inappropriate behaviour?"

He said let's talk instead to me

Ha! He's a tease!

Another joke...

Q: Why don't Oysters share their pearls?

A: They are shellfish!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I just said "kiss me" and he said "i'm not that kind of personal assistant"

Sheesh, even my phone is playing hard to get.

Mine said "how about a web search for inappropriate behaviour?"

He said let's talk instead to me

Ha! He's a tease!

Another joke...

Q: Why don't Oysters share their pearls?

A: They are shellfish!

I swear this one copies my humour... Talk about AI... haha

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I said "I love you" and he said "that's sweet but it's not meant to be"

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By *ordon88Man
over a year ago

town

"I said "I love you" and he said "that's sweet but it's not meant to be"

Fuming hahaha

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I said "I love you" and he said "that's sweet but it's not meant to be"

Aww Peanut that's always been the answer I've got in vanilla life.. haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say "I love you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww didn't see this post. Mine said oh i bet you say that to all your apple products!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Aww didn't see this post. Mine said oh i bet you say that to all your apple products!

Haha... clever thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao hahaha funny as fuck

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

The prick just said "I know" this time I asked! What a cop out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Siri,

Q - Siri Can you be my boyfriend?

A - Aww thats sweet (my name) but i , uh, already, um, have plans. Yeah, I have plans.

Now i cant even get a date with a bleedin personal voice application, what chance have I in the real world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Siri,

Q - Siri Can you be my boyfriend?

A - Aww thats sweet (my name) but i , uh, already, um, have plans. Yeah, I have plans.

Now i cant even get a date with a bleedin personal voice application, what chance have I in the real world?

Haha I asked him that. He said I think we should just be friends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Siri,

Q - Siri Can you be my boyfriend?

A - Aww thats sweet (my name) but i , uh, already, um, have plans. Yeah, I have plans.

Now i cant even get a date with a bleedin personal voice application, what chance have I in the real world?

Haha I asked him that. He said I think we should just be friends!"

I shall have a play I think (with siri of course) and see what extreme answers I can extract.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just said "kiss me" and he said "i'm not that kind of personal assistant"

Sheesh, even my phone is playing hard to get.

Mine said "how about a web search for inappropriate behaviour?"

He said let's talk instead to me

Ha! He's a tease!"

He said as long as I don't tell

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just said "kiss me" and he said "i'm not that kind of personal assistant"

Sheesh, even my phone is playing hard to get.

Mine said "how about a web search for inappropriate behaviour?"

He said let's talk instead to me

Ha! He's a tease!

He said as long as I don't tell

Love it

I dont know how it works, but its bloody hilarious

Keep em coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: Do you want to stay over at my place

Siri: I try to be satisfied with what i have (my name) lol

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ask Siri to "Open the pod bay door please"

Or say "hey 'puter"

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Type into google

Do a barrel roll

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