FabSwingers.com forum: Dracula

By * Willis OP Man
over a year ago

London/Essex/Kent

In 1897 Dracula fed regularly on Virgins

In 2017 he died of hunger

RIP Drac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippie-Ki-Yay MotherFucker!

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By * Willis OP Man
over a year ago

London/Essex/Kent

"Yippie-Ki-Yay MotherFucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" In 1897 Dracula fed regularly on Virgins

In 2017 he died of hunger

RIP Drac

How did he last until 2017 ?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

" In 1897 Dracula fed regularly on Virgins

In 2017 he died of hunger

RIP Drac

How did he last until 2017 ?"

Virgin olive oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" In 1897 Dracula fed regularly on Virgins

In 2017 he died of hunger

RIP Drac

Actually did you see his castle was for sale some years ago. Or the castle that bram stoker based the story on think is the right wording

It was for sale for like 2 million $'s which guess isn't much for what it is. Beautiful castle I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drop some virgins blood on him and he will come back to life

simon cowell is do a reality show around it but due to the lack of virgins it will be a world based show

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

for someone that had no reflection.. he was always immaculately shaved ..maybe he got it done at the barbershop..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u think Dracula has sex with all these women he bit the necks of...in the old films he always seemed to seduce the women rather than just go bit someone. Like I thought he had to be invited into your home...hence the seducing a woman...so he surely must have had sex with them and not just been kissy kissy bity bity

Sure must have been some fucky fucky the the mix

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Do u think Dracula has sex with all these women he bit the necks of...in the old films he always seemed to seduce the women rather than just go bit someone. Like I thought he had to be invited into your home...hence the seducing a woman...so he surely must have had sex with them and not just been kissy kissy bity bity

Sure must have been some fucky fucky the the mix

The marks on their necks....

Love bites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if he's out tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if he's out tonight

Well judging by some posts there's plenty of fresh blood about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure must have been some fucky fucky the the mix

Why do you think he was also known as Vlad the Impaler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure must have been some fucky fucky the the mix

Me thinks you over thinking this one a bit lol

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

" In 1897 Dracula fed regularly on Virgins

In 2017 he died of hunger

RIP Drac

specialisation is a evolutionary dead end it seems .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ordered some plastic fangs off flea bay.

Gonna check out what this Dracula business is all about.

Now how's it go...any females wanna invite me into their home...I promise I won't bite

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