FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're on Fab when .... part II :-)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

continue ..

.. the OP only replies to the hot women in a thread and ignores everyone else ...

What else....??

(play nicely now ... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start panicking about how you word your work emails!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You take thirty to forty pics of yourself in various poses and delete 90% of them and the remainder get cropped to within an inch of their life!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really really panic about forgetting someone's name!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The threads end and you've no idea how people are still posting magically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you get excited about getting a message, only to discover it's because your silver membership is expiring in 5 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think you've been online for 15 minutes, look at the time and realise 5 hours has passed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get the 'remember me' messages from guys you apparently had a rapport with a while ago. Then think ' who the hell is that??'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've done everything you can to sound like a sane normal person in your text. You've done everything you can to make yourself look reasonably sexy and attractive to someone. Yet your still shocked when you get a faf message in your inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seeing someone in a club & you think why they looking at??!!

Then a friends tells you the next day who he was & then you remember you screwed him a few months back

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"You take thirty to forty pics of yourself in various poses and delete 90% of them and the remainder get cropped to within an inch of their life!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get excited about a message but its from a man asking if i want my dick sucked

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

"You get the 'remember me' messages from guys you apparently had a rapport with a while ago. Then think ' who the hell is that??'

Oh now I know why she didn't reply (Pmsl

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You see South Suffolk Singers on the t-shirts of a group of people while out shopping, mis-read it and wonder how you didn't know about this group social!!

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

You opt for shag and a single guy nips in while you were typing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You opt for shag and a single guy nips in while you were typing!!"

Then they delete their comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have 567 pics waiting to be uploaded.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been on your computer typing for an hour at your desk, but not been doing any work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You panic when people use your device and type in 'FA...'

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

a thread appears at least once a day about how different someone is /treated in comparison to the rest of the forum.

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

On a date you want to take her for a meal, and at the question "do you fancy eating something" she looks at you with a twinkle in her eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a date you want to take her for a meal, and at the question "do you fancy eating something" she looks at you with a twinkle in her eyes

Stuff that, my mind would be focused on the food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You panic when people use your device and type in 'FA...'

This!

Thank God for private browsing mode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You say "that's fab" to someone in the real word and then go bright red and a bit flustered in case they are on here and think it's a secret handshake thing.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You panic when you remember you left your phone on the table/worktop and hope that the screen lock came on before anyone else noticed!!

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

"On a date you want to take her for a meal, and at the question "do you fancy eating something" she looks at you with a twinkle in her eyes

Stuff that, my mind would be focused on the food

So was mine...i was starving

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 24/07/17 16:23:57]

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"You say "that's fab" to someone in the real word and then go bright red and a bit flustered in case they are on here and think it's a secret handshake thing."

I use fab in the literal sense all the time

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You see car numberplates with FAB, FAF, MMF etc and grin

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When Friday's are not only the end of the working week but also Face Pic time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You panic when you remember you left your phone on the table/worktop and hope that the screen lock came on before anyone else noticed!!"

I actually did this at work during a lunch break and my boss came in to ask a question. Put my phone down thinking I'd locked it and turns out I hadn't.....

He's never said anything but I'm sure he saw the screen...

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

When some wack jib starts a thinly hidden post about you and the other wack jobs join in thinking such behavior is normal

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"You get the 'remember me' messages from guys you apparently had a rapport with a while ago. Then think ' who the hell is that??'

Never send them pumpkin I know you remember me I'm bloody unforgettable online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when chatting about sex at work you are the one with all the facts on what so and so means in the papers and what sti's are rife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get the 'remember me' messages from guys you apparently had a rapport with a while ago. Then think ' who the hell is that??'

Yup, this happens a lot! Or at least they *say* they've messaged you in the past and it is all just a cunning plan to get instant brownie points and attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are out shopping etc you look at people and think "I would" or "Nahhhh".

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"When you are out shopping etc you look at people and think "I would" or "Nahhhh". "

Yes I do that too!

Snog fuck avoid

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You open a thread with a cryptic title and first thoughts are:

Thanks for telling us.

Next time just put it in the 'lounge chat' thread.

Adding 'has it ever happened to you?' Dosent make it worthy

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You have a mental note that goes off in your head every three months that says "Clinic"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look down during a pee and think "wonder what it would look like next to Sky remote?"

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

When filling in the interests and hobbies section on your CV you seriously consider putting things such as anal, spanking and group sex

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

When you start thinking don't these women wear anything over than underwear

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"You panic when people use your device and type in 'FA...'

This! This!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get the 'remember me' messages from guys you apparently had a rapport with a while ago. Then think ' who the hell is that??'

Never send them pumpkin I know you remember me I'm bloody unforgettable online

Yes haha. You are completely unforgettable, to be fair

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By *ustful desiresCouple
over a year ago

When you have a wet spot all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've done no work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your on fab when you =

Log into your account and open your inbox and 10 thousand nasty looking sausages Spring out at you like having a full sausage factory thrown at you.

I think my message inbox now has a std

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know your on fab when you =

Log into your account and open your inbox and 10 thousand nasty looking sausages Spring out at you like having a full sausage factory thrown at you.

I think my message inbox now has a std

x "

None were me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know your on fab when you =

Log into your account and open your inbox and 10 thousand nasty looking sausages Spring out at you like having a full sausage factory thrown at you.

I think my message inbox now has a std

x "
Well I just felt abit ill just thinking about it . I feel sorry for ladies who have to put with that on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know your on fab when you =

Log into your account and open your inbox and 10 thousand nasty looking sausages Spring out at you like having a full sausage factory thrown at you.

I think my message inbox now has a std

None were me

I know as I've blocked all single men now as the torrent of thirst is to much x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ban your children using the internet explorer on your phone but don't give a reason - 'because I said so! - use the laptop'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never send unless asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You also know when your on fab when =

You keep running for you keep being sick in your mouth as your old teacher from school that's about 50 years older than you just sent you a close up pic of his grey haired wrinkly sausage and you can also see his bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to censor your gallery before showing friends and family your holiday pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to censor your gallery before showing friends and family your holiday pics "

This

When you need to download a 'vault' app on your phone to hide all the dirty pics and vids so you don't accidentally send one to a family member or upload it on facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to censor your gallery before showing friends and family your holiday pics

This

When you need to download a 'vault' app on your phone to hide all the dirty pics and vids so you don't accidentally send one to a family member or upload it on facebook

That's where I'm going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you download a tor browser to use the wifi at work to get round adult filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You spend an hour talking to someone at a social, and the next time you see them they blank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You spend a night at a club, people walk away rather than say a word to you and it's your fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You become irate about tidyness before any photo opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...nobody talks to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You take one loom at the competition and realise you're wasting your time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...nobody talks to you...

Hi Percy

Theory blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...nobody talks to you...

Hi Percy

Theory blown

Boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You join the outcasts thread and get a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You try to be lighthearted and start a fun thread and the haters still hate you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You accidentally drop a forum name into everyday conversation with your friends and watch the puzzled expression on their face

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

You have check a profile about 10 times before you actually mail them because you've come across so many and don't want to wreck your chances because you haven't had sex for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get a message from a couple with a bi male and get all excited only to find it's JUST the guy that wants to play

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You get a message from a couple with a bi male and get all excited only to find it's JUST the guy that wants to play"
. Haha so true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wake up in the morning and there is a yellow glow from your phone

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You wake up in the morning and there is a yellow glow from your phone"
it's on fire

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

When the 24 year old hottie at the other side of the glory hole really turns out to be a 22 stone bearded truck driver!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...nobody talks to you...

Hi Percy

Theory blown

I meant by private message...

Theory proven as I can't message you.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

People who update that 'they are leaving fab (again) three days later update fab with 'just checking mail'.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Women who tell us it's that time of the month.

No woman tells me that away from fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who update that 'they are leaving fab (again) three days later update fab with 'just checking mail'."

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fems who say they're horny as hell.... but won't meet. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who tell us it's that time of the month.

No woman tells me that away from fab."

Facebook updates would be ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You accidentally drop a forum name into everyday conversation with your friends and watch the puzzled expression on their face "

Haha! This ^^

Peach x

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

When you're having a right good chat with someone then they go UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You see car numberplates with FAB, FAF, MMF etc and grin"

Hahaha I'm thinkin of buying a personalised plate with PTU on.

PTU xxx

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Women who tell us it's that time of the month.

No woman tells me that away from fab.

Facebook updates would be ace"

I see those aswell. Just been for a run and now I'm off to walk the dog. #feelinggood.

#??

Bloody hashtag. What you doing that for? It dosent belong here.

#insurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who tell us it's that time of the month.

No woman tells me that away from fab."

They are seeking out the fetishists because they're horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you try going to farcebook and your browser always auto-fills with the fab address.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fems who say they're horny as hell.... but won't meet. Lol"

I'm ok now. I had a wank.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the first thing you do in the morning is log into fab. When the last thing you do at night is log into fab

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

... when, despite the fact you're a grizzled, wrinkly, aged old hag you have loads of interest from fit young hotties, because we all know that'd never happen in the real world

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"You try to be lighthearted and start a fun thread and the haters still hate you."

This!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You start grinding your teeth.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

Someone you have never met before in your life chooses to share with you that they have a high sex drive and cum honestly who would need to know this, can you imagine walking up to someone in the street and sharing this information

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

That should have read cum buckets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You try to be lighthearted and start a fun thread and the haters still hate you.

This!

and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you come across a profile in the search results and the one underneath it has the same pictures of the same person yet their ages are about 5 years apart and both offering different types of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get to 46 and timed out on every profile...

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

When you become immune to cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're so far behind on the soaps you used to watch, you have no idea what's going on anymore

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

Wherever you go you hit the "who's mobile nearby" button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think it's a good day if 9 people have looked at you...

Until you discover they are all guys ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something happens in 'real life' which really makes you want to start a thread

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When you frequently check your 'Recent Threads You Have Posted To' to see if there's been any response to your post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise you waste so many brews because you lose track of time and it's been 3 hours since you made it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The waitress in a cafe stands reading your forum posts with your coffee in her hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you frequently check your 'Recent Threads You Have Posted To' to see if there's been any response to your post "

There has! Hello!!

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

When you can't sleep and go back on browsing on forum threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you learn that just because you haven't heard of something mentioned in the forums it doesn't mean that google (other internet search engines are available) is your friend. Eye Bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodness I noticed the outcast thread last night ...thought I'd post but didn't

It's now on part 3

am I to late to join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you post on the wrong thread

Doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find out big news events on fab first!

PTU xxx

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

You're deleting emails at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ban your children using the internet explorer on your phone but don't give a reason - 'because I said so! - use the laptop'

Google chrome has an incognito search so your history isn't saved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. when the clique deny there's a clique ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".. when the clique deny there's a clique ..

It's a joke!! Just a joke!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. when the clique deny there's a clique ..

It's a joke!! Just a joke!!

Dan!!!!

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

".. when the clique deny there's a clique ..

It's a joke!! Just a joke!!

maybe you meant "when the clique deny he/she is a clique??

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

".. when the clique deny there's a clique ..

It's a joke!! Just a joke!!

maybe you meant "when the clique deny he/she is a clique??

or ...rather call the others clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get the 'remember me' messages from guys you apparently had a rapport with a while ago. Then think ' who the hell is that??'

Yes!!!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"When you're having a right good chat with someone then they go UNLOS "

This. Soo frustrating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you want to use this

or this

in a work email.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's becoming dusky outside and you reach for the curtains to shut the world out but the first thought you have is to wipe your cock on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. when the clique deny there's a clique ..

It's a joke!! Just a joke!!

Ssshhhhh! Don't mention the clique!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's becoming dusky outside and you reach for the curtains to shut the world out but the first thought you have is to wipe your cock on them "

Erm, ew...

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