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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on you lot lets have a sing song,a bloody good knees up round the old joanna (find her under browse username)

Its midweek nearly weekend folks party till the crack of dawn (sorry dawn) Im feeling really happy today xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers

when she farted

down it darted

like a racing horse

bum bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on you lot lets have a sing song,a bloody good knees up round the old joanna (find her under browse username)

Its midweek nearly weekend folks party till the crack of dawn (sorry dawn) Im feeling really happy today xx "
roll out the barrel well have a barrel of fun..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers

when she farted

down it darted

like a racing horse

bum bum"
one word ...arse..

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers

when she farted

down it darted

like a racing horse

bum bum"

Donno that one! Think we frequent different pubs!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers

when she farted

down it darted

like a racing horse

bum bum

Donno that one! Think we frequent different pubs!!!! "
she is from liverpool must be a long lost beatles song

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

that's the way uh huh uh huh Ilike it...

good old KC and the Sunshine Band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ROW ROW your boat down the stream "

tralalalalalalall

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

OR...get down on it...get down on it...

Kool and the Gang

am I showing my age here or what

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

I went to Blaydon Races

'Twas on the 9th of June

Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two

On a Summer's Afternoon

We took the bus from Balmbras

And she was heavy laden

Away we went along Collingwood Street

That's on the Road to Blaydon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to Blaydon Races

'Twas on the 9th of June

Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two

On a Summer's Afternoon

We took the bus from Balmbras

And she was heavy laden

Away we went along Collingwood Street

That's on the Road to Blaydon

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iam a fire starter a twisted fire starter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt we have a lovely day , the day we went to bangor .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you ever had your knackers in a mangle when some silly fuckers turned the handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or........

"were having a gangbang, were having a ball"

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

beautiful day..we had fun on the way...wahey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hitler hes only got one ball

the other is in the albert hall

his mother

the dirty fucker

cut it off when he was small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hitler hes only got one ball

the other is in the albert hall

his mother

the dirty fucker

cut it off when he was small"
well she wore big knickers and she worked on sewerage farm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With me little stick of Blackpool rock x

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Hitler has only got one ball

Georring has two but very small

Himler had something similar

and poor old Goebels has no balls at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With me little stick of Blackpool rock x"
how far we going back ere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to sing this one to my daughter when she was little, cant remember all the words now tho but went summit like this

teddy on the railway picking up stones

along came the train and broke teddys bones

could never understand why she always cried

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"With me little stick of Blackpool rock xhow far we going back ere "

mines 1862

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hickory dickory dock

the mouse ran up the clock

the mouse run down

his arse was brown

and so was the cuckoos cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind the Green door!!

Cant beat a bit of shakin Stevens!!!

Posted it before you know who does the b*stard!!!!! Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

billy dont be an hero

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit

(and I think there might be a thigh slap somewhere in there too....or was it playing the spoons?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Behind the Green door!!

Cant beat a bit of shakin Stevens!!!

Posted it before you know who does the b*stard!!!!! Pmsl"
theres an old piano and it playing behind.....the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to my apartment on a Monday at one

A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky bum, shicky bum

Started movin' in it on a Tuesday at two

A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky do, shicky do

Wednesday at three I called the phone company, singin':

"Hey baby, put a phone in for me"

Thursday at four he came a-knockin' at my door, singin':

"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man

You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can

I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall

I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall

You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring

And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling

Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"

Can you believe that? And then he says:

"Now when other fellas call ya tell 'em how it all began"

Well...can you imagine?

My heart began a-thumpin' and my mind began to fly

And I knew I wasn't dealin' with no ordinary guy

So while he was a-talking I was thinkin' up my plan

Then my fingers did the walkin' on the telephone man

Singin' hey lolly, lolly

Hey lolly, lolly

Hey lolly, lolly

Get it any way you can

Right? Ha ha ha, so...

I got it in the bedroom, and I got it in the hall

And I got it in the bathroom, and he hung it on the wall

I got it with a buzz, and I got it with a ring

And when he told me what my number was I got a ding-a-ling

A-singin' hey lolly, lolly

Hey lolly, lolly

Hey lolly, lolly

Just-a doin' my thing

Ha, ha...I've never done anything like this before!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Three cheers for pussy hip hip .......xxx

Thats brill lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never mind hip hip, no fecker will fit a phone for me coz i keep shagging all the engineers....no laughing matter when ya aint got a phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never mind hip hip, no fecker will fit a phone for me coz i keep shagging all the engineers....no laughing matter when ya aint got a phone"
have you had the 118 guys yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now this aint me being homophobic but does anyone remember that ditty that went abit like this

sing if ya happy ya gay

sing if ya like that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never mind hip hip, no fecker will fit a phone for me coz i keep shagging all the engineers....no laughing matter when ya aint got a phonehave you had the 118 guys yet "

yeah but then they went and sent maureen round and her moustache was fecking worse and tickled like fook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they rang me back and said for me not to bother them again. they said "got your number..i repeat got your number", and that was the guys with moustaches not maureen

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

how about a bit of ging gang goolie around the camp fire?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"how about a bit of ging gang goolie around the camp fire?"

or how about the quartermasters stores?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how about a bit of ging gang goolie around the camp fire?"

You not ging ganging up on my goolies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my eyes are dim i cannot see i ave not brought my specs with me

i have not brought my specs with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 and 20 virgins came from inverness

after the war was over there was 4 and 20 less

singing balls to yer father

arse against the wall

if yer aint been fucked on a saturday nite yer aint been fucked at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my eyes are dim i cannot see i ave not brought my specs with me

i have not brought my specs with me"
in the stores in the stores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get religion....

"shall we gather at the river, the beautiful the beautiful river"

perfect place for it.

or......

if ya happy and ya know it clap ya hands, if ya happy and ya know it clap ya hands......

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

or we could go odd on another tack and sing

dina dina show us yer leg shows yer leg dina dina show us yer leg a yard above the knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2day is going to be the day that iam going to throw it back to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it don't fit, don't force it

Just relax and let it go

Just 'cause that's how you want it

Doesn't mean it will be so

I'm givin' up, I'm leavin'

Yes, I'm ready to be free

The thrill is gone, I'm movin on

'Cause you've stopped pleasin' me

I can't stand bein' handled

I've exhausted each excuse

I've even stooped to fakin' it

But tell me what's the use

You're tryin' hard to shame me

'Cause you wanna make me stay

But all it does is bring to mind

What Mama used to say

If it don't fit, don't force it

Just relax and let it go

Just 'cause that's how you want it

Doesn't mean it will be so

If it don't fit, don't force it

Just relax and let it go

Just 'cause that's how you want it

Doesn't mean it will be so

I know there'll be no changin'

We've been through all that before

I'm all worn out from talkin'

And now I'm a-headin' for the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a song that will get on your nerves

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I know a song that will get on your nerves "

get on yer nerves

get on yer nerves

I know a song that'll get on yer nerves

get, get, get on yer nerves

all together now............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know a song that will get on your nerves

get on yer nerves

get on yer nerves

I know a song that'll get on yer nerves

get, get, get on yer nerves

all together now............"

Now it really is getting on my fecking nerves cant stop singing it in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everybodies doing it doing it doing it

picking their nose and chewing it chewing it chewing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born in Liverpool, down by the docks,

My religion was Catholic; occupation - hard knocks.

At stealing from lorries, I was adept,

and underneath overcoats each night I slept.

CHORUS: "In my Liverpool home,

in my Liverpool Home,

We speak with an accent exceedingly rare;

(we) meet under a statue exceedingly bare.

If you want a cathedral,

we've got one to spare, in my Liverpool home."

Back in the Forties the world it went mad,

and Hitler he threw at us all that he had.

When the smoke and the dust had all cleared from the air,

"Thank God," said my old man," the Pier Head's still there."

Over at Anfield* the shirts they are red. *LIVERPOOL.

And the players play football as though they were dead.

While over at Goodison* the shirts they are blue, *EVERTON.

and the football they play is fantastic to view.

If it's football you're wanting, the team at the top,

is the team that they're singing about in the Kop;

this city has got two great teams it deserves;

Liverpool ... First Team, and Liverpool Reserves.

I took a walk along Lime Street one day,

I saw a "Young lady" a-heading my way;

"Have you got the right time, love", says I to the lass,

She said, "I've got the time, Jack, if you've got the brass."

When I grew up, I met Bridget Mc Cann;

she said, "You're not much, but I'm needing a man;

I want sixteen kids, and a house out in Speke;

well, the flesh it was willing, but the spirit was weak.

Walton Gaol is the place for a quiet week-end.

Climb over the wall, and you'll meet all your friends.

You can sit and watch telly, drink whisky and beer

and chalk on the prison walls; "Kilroy was here".

We've got wide open spaces like the Wavertree Park,

where it's unsafe by daylight and more so by dark

We've got places of culture like Dingle and Speke,

where they play "tick" with hatchets, and fight with their feet.

We've got romantic places like the Cast-Iron Shore,

where you can find someone else's back door,

We had John, we had George, Ringo and Paul,

the Liverpool Spinners, and the St George's Hall.

Way out in Kirkby, the kids they wear clogs,

there's eight million kids there's ten million dogs.

They play "tick" with hatchets, I tell you no lie,

and they call you a "cissy" if you've more than one eye.

When my last whistle blows & the "Ref Up There" says;

"You've supped your last Guinness,lad, it's the end of your days,"

Take my ashes to Old Trafford and spread them around,

and they won't win a match while I'm haunting the ground.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

you're on form to night pussy xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always on form, just two weeks on nutty tablets took the edge of me and made me wana take a gun to everyone

u remember this one, went summit like this

one black one one white one

and one with alittle shite on

and her hairs on her dickydido rite down to her knees

cant remember the rest, perhaps its just as well

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

yep I remember it

and what about All the girls love a sailor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yep I remember it

and what about All the girls love a sailor? "

OOOOOOOOOO have you got your uniform on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she was only the fishmongers daughter

but she knew how to lie back on the slab and say fillet it

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"yep I remember it

and what about All the girls love a sailor?

OOOOOOOOOO have you got your uniform on?"

unfortunately only the epaulets still fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YMCA its fun 2 stay at the YMCA A

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

of course the one we have all forgotten and is the most appropriate for this site is .

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4 and 20 virgins down from inverness............................................................................................. and if they come to the Beach party they'll be 4 and 20 less!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now that wasnt funny one bit, coz i aint going the beach party

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"now that wasnt funny one bit, coz i aint going the beach party "

and you aint a virgin! pmsl

luvs ya though xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

diarrhea, diarrhea,

Shoots out ya bum like a bullet from a gun

diarrhea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks guys having a crappy day and ur songs have chered me up xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

girls, i like em fat i like em small

some skinny some tall

i'd like to fuck em all

girls i love the things they know

love the things they show

gotta be where they go,

pretty girls, the sunshine in their hair

the perfume that they'd wear

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Come on you lot lets have a sing song,a bloody good knees up round the old joanna (find her under browse username)

Its midweek nearly weekend folks party till the crack of dawn (sorry dawn) Im feeling really happy today xx "

Ok

Wait till she sunshines nelly and the coulds are drifting by we will be happy nelly bye bye bye

10 points of anybody knows where that song comes from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody was kung fu fighting ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tragedy when the feelings gone boohoo and u cant go on its tragedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in "

Note to self must stop eating breakfast whilst reading fourms x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in

Note to self must stop eating breakfast whilst reading fourms x "

N.B. Must post these replies after breakfast sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in "
thats put me right off my sausage sarnie!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Come on you lot lets have a sing song,a bloody good knees up round the old joanna (find her under browse username)

Its midweek nearly weekend folks party till the crack of dawn (sorry dawn) Im feeling really happy today xx

Ok

Wait till she sunshines nelly and the coulds are drifting by we will be happy nelly bye bye bye

10 points of anybody knows where that song comes from"

In the good old summertime starring Judy Garland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in thats put me right off my sausage sarnie!!! "

Sorry Rob Gets hat and coat and leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in thats put me right off my sausage sarnie!!!

Sorry Rob Gets hat and coat and leaves"
its kaz you donut!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in thats put me right off my sausage sarnie!!!

Sorry Rob Gets hat and coat and leavesits kaz you donut!!! "

Knew that i was just testing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in thats put me right off my sausage sarnie!!!

Sorry Rob Gets hat and coat and leavesits kaz you donut!!!

Knew that i was just testing "
yeah right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in thats put me right off my sausage sarnie!!!

Sorry Rob Gets hat and coat and leavesits kaz you donut!!!

Knew that i was just testing yeah right! "

Ok bang to rights wouldnt it be easier if the relevent sex colours came up as the post so women /pink fellas /blue anyway how are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in thats put me right off my sausage sarnie!!!

Sorry Rob Gets hat and coat and leavesits kaz you donut!!!

Knew that i was just testing yeah right!

Ok bang to rights wouldnt it be easier if the relevent sex colours came up as the post so women /pink fellas /blue anyway how are you "
rob always puts this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok heres one for ya, magic roundabout by jaspar carrott

Hello Dougal, hi Florence and Zebedee too"

They all said "Hello Dylan, and how do you do"

The Magic Roundabout's starting anew

And the BBC has gone crazy

And though the script's rubbish

When it's all over, you

Will hear "Time for bed" Said Zebedee

"Hey, Dougal", I said as I passed him a drink

Is Florence a virgin? Say, what do you think

Have you heard about Noddy and her (nudge, wink, wink)

Is it true, is there hope for me?

Though I fancy her rotten

She reckons I stink

And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee

"That rumour's untrue", she said "Here's where it ends

Because Noddy and I, we are only good friends"

I thought "Here comes my time for making amends"

"Florence, I wholly agree

That a rumour spreads

Not caring who it offends"

And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee

But Dougal was unkind, called Florence a whore

Said "I ain't gonna work with that fat bat no more

I'm off to the Flowerpot men, just next door"

I said "OK, piss off and you'll see"

And he did, over Florence

And me and the floor

And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee

So Dougal was gone, and no-one shed a tear

I told Florence I'd fancied her many a year

She replied her dislike for me was just a veneer

And I like it if she likes me

Florence said to me then

"Where do we go from here"

"Time for bed" said Zebedee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in thats put me right off my sausage sarnie!!!

Sorry Rob Gets hat and coat and leavesits kaz you donut!!!

Knew that i was just testing yeah right!

Ok bang to rights wouldnt it be easier if the relevent sex colours came up as the post so women /pink fellas /blue anyway how are you rob always puts this "

Oh ok so what do you put? i think this is my favorite smiley just makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in thats put me right off my sausage sarnie!!!

Sorry Rob Gets hat and coat and leavesits kaz you donut!!!

Knew that i was just testing yeah right!

Ok bang to rights wouldnt it be easier if the relevent sex colours came up as the post so women /pink fellas /blue anyway how are you rob always puts this

Oh ok so what do you put? i think this is my favorite smiley just makes me laugh "
i put anything ...but just for you ill put a kiss everytime x

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

We could all stand to attention while we play the National Anthem for all the Queens

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over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in thats put me right off my sausage sarnie!!!

Sorry Rob Gets hat and coat and leavesits kaz you donut!!!

Knew that i was just testing yeah right!

Ok bang to rights wouldnt it be easier if the relevent sex colours came up as the post so women /pink fellas /blue anyway how are you rob always puts this

Oh ok so what do you put? i think this is my favorite smiley just makes me laugh i put anything ...but just for you ill put a kiss everytime x"

Feelings mutual I think your damn sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in thats put me right off my sausage sarnie!!!

Sorry Rob Gets hat and coat and leavesits kaz you donut!!!

Knew that i was just testing yeah right!

Ok bang to rights wouldnt it be easier if the relevent sex colours came up as the post so women /pink fellas /blue anyway how are you rob always puts this

Oh ok so what do you put? i think this is my favorite smiley just makes me laugh i put anything ...but just for you ill put a kiss everytime x

Feelings mutual I think your damn sexy "
x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in thats put me right off my sausage sarnie!!!

Sorry Rob Gets hat and coat and leavesits kaz you donut!!!

Knew that i was just testing yeah right!

Ok bang to rights wouldnt it be easier if the relevent sex colours came up as the post so women /pink fellas /blue anyway how are you rob always puts this

Oh ok so what do you put? i think this is my favorite smiley just makes me laugh i put anything ...but just for you ill put a kiss everytime x

Feelings mutual I think your damn sexy x"

Did i make you blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singa a songa syphalis

a fanny full of crabs

4 n 20 black heads

and twice as many scabs

when the scabs pop open

the crabs begin to swim

now wasnt that a manky muff

to stick your willy in thats put me right off my sausage sarnie!!!

Sorry Rob Gets hat and coat and leavesits kaz you donut!!!

Knew that i was just testing yeah right!

Ok bang to rights wouldnt it be easier if the relevent sex colours came up as the post so women /pink fellas /blue anyway how are you rob always puts this

Oh ok so what do you put? i think this is my favorite smiley just makes me laugh i put anything ...but just for you ill put a kiss everytime x

Feelings mutual I think your damn sexy x

Did i make you blush "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you sound it! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you sound it! x"

Oh i am honest

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