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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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It would appear I am bored.

I want to adopt a donkey but I fear this may be a waste of money

Therefore I will adopt one of you

Why should I adopt you?

I give awesome cuddles and I am a good cook, you will be looked after.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Would you stroke my pussy?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Would you stroke my pussy? "

I am allergic to cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you need a light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab orphan here

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

As I have an ass that gets used on occasion I'll put myself up for adoption and then you get a sort of fab donkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im soon to be jobless and homeless. I could do with being adopted

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By *hocolatefountainCouple
over a year ago

Blackburn

I'm house trained although the Mrs does leave wet patches everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adopt me. I'm house trained, I make a great big spoon for cuddling, and I could do with a girlie chat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The THX118 is in need of your support.

While at first seeming cold and aloof the THX118 is actually a very gentle loving animal.

Due to its unique physiology it is ideally adapted to being a house pet or companion.

Warm and fluffy the THX118 provides comfort in the long winter nights, and its powerful build a feeling of safety and security.

The wild THX has been hunted nearly to extinction, largely due to it's sarcastic provoking of hunters, while some THX's remain safe in captivity most bear the scars of at least one encounter.

Please look into your hearts and adopt a THX118 today.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I can make cute puppy dog eyes and sit on your lap. I also don't shit on the carpet and can sleep on your bed and wake you up with a lick.

Are you going to put a lead on me?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Adopt me. I'm house trained, I make a great big spoon for cuddling, and I could do with a girlie chat?"

Awww, do you like to be tickled behind the ear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adopt me. I'm house trained, I make a great big spoon for cuddling, and I could do with a girlie chat?

Awww, do you like to be tickled behind the ear? "

Not so much tickled behind the ear, but having my head stroked is lovely x

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Adopt me. I'm house trained, I make a great big spoon for cuddling, and I could do with a girlie chat?

Awww, do you like to be tickled behind the ear?

Not so much tickled behind the ear, but having my head stroked is lovely x"

Your head on my lap as I stroke it sounds good.

Do you drool much? It's not a deal breaker, but would be handy to know

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm just naughty and need training.

I provide laughter and sarcasm in equal measure, I have an evil streak that only comes out when someone wheely pisses me off. Other than that I'm a little softie who doesn't take up much space or eat much other than genitalia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need adopting i get lost to often i carnt cook crap in bed dont work overweight and stink so i bet im front of the que x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll keep you warm on long winters nights Honey - this is my speciality. I'm also good at catching dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adopt me. I'm house trained, I make a great big spoon for cuddling, and I could do with a girlie chat?

Awww, do you like to be tickled behind the ear?

Not so much tickled behind the ear, but having my head stroked is lovely x

Your head on my lap as I stroke it sounds good.

Do you drool much? It's not a deal breaker, but would be handy to know"

I only drool when it's required

But back to miss honeys post lol....

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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You guys, come on, mumma Honey will love you all.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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MummaHoneys home for perverted fabbers

I'll get the sign made up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MummaHoneys home for perverted fabbers

I'll get the sign made up now "

Can I bagsy a top bunk? I like being on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got me looking at donkey adoption sites now. £2 a month! To be fair I'd cost more than that on coffee alone.

Go for the donkey!

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

Please adopt me, I will listen to your woes, feed you chocolate truffles and champagne (or prosecco) and read whimsical poetry to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm low maintenance and I can live under the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind being adopted but come with dog and horse so you'll need to adopt them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adopt me and find out haha

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

One of my nicknames is Eeyore!

I'm a good cook, keep everything clean and tidy, good with my hands (DIY & massages), kind, caring, compassionate and considerate, I've been told I'm a good housewife and father.

Apparently in hung like a donkey too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm low maintenance, I just need tea and books.

And you can stroke my hair.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Would you stroke my pussy?

I am allergic to cats "

So you are fab bi

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By *ickincider123Man
over a year ago

Leicester

If I was you think id stick to the donky less hassle.

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