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"8 that's the magic number No that's wrong " I was going to call you a silly moron but as no one else knows what it means I decided against it  | |||
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"8 that's the magic number No that's wrong I was going to call you a silly moron but as no one else knows what it means I decided against it "Wouldn't make it any less true | |||
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"Look who's back, back again "She's Hollywood royalty now folks so watch out or she'll go all diva on us | |||
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"8 that's the magic number No that's wrong I was going to call you a silly moron but as no one else knows what it means I decided against it
Wouldn't make it any less true " | |||
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"I never start a new one. I don't like to make people cross
Say what . Why would that make ppl cross "I've never started a thread before. I always just join them | |||
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"Look who's back, back again
She's Hollywood royalty now folks so watch out or she'll go all diva on us "Somebody pass me the skittles... chop chop  | |||
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"Look who's back, back again
She's Hollywood royalty now folks so watch out or she'll go all diva on us
Somebody pass me the skittles... chop chop "Well that didn't take long | |||
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"Just so everyone's aware it is beer 30. Please act accordingly, that is all. "Thanks for sharing | |||
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"I never start a new one. I don't like to make people cross
Say what . Why would that make ppl cross
I've never started a thread before. I always just join them "It's not compulsory, you can do whatever you like on the forum within the rules xxx | |||
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"Own up who posted last and didn't start a new thread "Erm that was me | |||
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"Hiya...weekend shifts over with ...new laptop being made mum friendly and safe to use by son before he returns to Germany so popped on my phone... xxx hope you all had a good day" Well done you surviving weekend shifts  | |||
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Erm that was me "Tut tut someone will along shortly with punishment | |||
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"Own up who posted last and didn't start a new thread
Erm that was me
Tut tut someone will be along shortly with punishment "FTFM | |||
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"Hiya...weekend shifts over with ...new laptop being made mum friendly and safe to use by son before he returns to Germany so popped on my phone... xxx hope you all had a good day" Yay, Nanny... good to see you
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"Own up who posted last and didn't start a new thread
Erm that was me
Tut tut someone will along shortly with punishment " punishment ...well if that's the case I will do it again .... I will remember next time | |||
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"I never start a new one. I don't like to make people cross
Say what . Why would that make ppl cross
I've never started a thread before. I always just join them
It's not compulsory, you can do whatever you like on the forum within the rules xxx"Well, you said the only rule is to start a new thread so if I wouldn't do that it wouldn't be within the rules | |||
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"I never start a new one. I don't like to make people cross
Say what . Why would that make ppl cross
I've never started a thread before. I always just join them
It's not compulsory, you can do whatever you like on the forum within the rules xxx
Well, you said the only rule is to start a new thread so if I wouldn't do that it wouldn't be within the rules "I don't make the rules around here and there is always someone else around to start a thread xxx | |||
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"I'm back in "Hello again | |||
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"I'm back in
Hello again "hello pink, how's you ? | |||
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Wasn't me I was dozing on the sofa
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"What if there are unwritten rules "That's known as forum politics I think | |||
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"What if there are unwritten rules "There's always one, what unwritten rules would you like? | |||
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"I'm in a sleeping bag In a tent It sounds like I'm inside a carrier bag! " You're wearing a condom | |||
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"Still at work "I hope your place of work has adequate disabled access, I'm bringing a fwend. | |||
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"What if there are unwritten rules
That's known as forum politics I think "I know. | |||
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"I'm in a sleeping bag In a tent It sounds like I'm inside a carrier bag! You're wearing a condom "I said carrier bag not a welly | |||
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"I'm in a sleeping bag In a tent It sounds like I'm inside a carrier bag! You're wearing a condom
I said carrier bag not a welly "I saw it on a thread once, it was definitely a carrier bag | |||
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"Still at work
I hope your place of work has adequate disabled access, I'm bringing a fwend."Of course, we have stairs | |||
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"Still at work
I hope your place of work has adequate disabled access, I'm bringing a fwend.
Of course, we have stairs " | |||
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I think it's funny! | |||
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"Hiya...weekend shifts over with ...new laptop being made mum friendly and safe to use by son before he returns to Germany so popped on my phone... xxx hope you all had a good day Yay, Nanny... good to see you
I love you really and I'm sorry for being cheeky "hmmm hello there youngun - laptop seems to be all ok now - | |||
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Still going strong in Germany! | |||
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"I'm not gonna lie... I think I'm the only man that can walk into a brothel, and walk out with a can of beer without getting laid. Morning everyone. "
Just tell yourself the beer was highlight | |||
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"Morning y'all...why am I awake?!" Because your eyes are open, shut them and go back to sleep x | |||
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"Morning y'all...why am I awake?!" Curse of the early riser Morning wafflers | |||
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"Morning y'all...why am I awake?! Because your eyes are open, shut them and go back to sleep x "It won't work, once I'm up that is it | |||
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"Morning Guess who's been up all bloody night again Anyone got any matchsticks handy? " Ouch that's painful
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"Morning y'all...why am I awake?! Curse of the early riser Morning wafflers "Tis indeed indeed curse | |||
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"Good morning folks. Just popped in for a quickie as I am running so very late this morning "Late....it is 730  | |||
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"Good morning folks. Just popped in for a quickie as I am running so very late this morning
Late....it is 730 "Yup! It was supposed to be an early start. And we haven't all got the rest of the summer off of work y'know?!   | |||
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"Good morning folks. Just popped in for a quickie as I am running so very late this morning
Late....it is 730
Yup! It was supposed to be an early start. And we haven't all got the rest of the summer off of work y'know?! "Can't have it all babe
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"Good morning folks. Just popped in for a quickie as I am running so very late this morning
Late....it is 730
Yup! It was supposed to be an early start. And we haven't all got the rest of the summer off of work y'know?!
Can't have it all babe
Paid to do nothing...living the dream "Fibs, I do still have loads to do. Just not this week | |||
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"Good morning "Hello | |||
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So you broke your only one rule? "Errrrrrr no | |||
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"Good morning
Hello "I've just checked the weather, there will be sun yaaaaaaay | |||
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"Own up who posted last and didn't start a new thread
So you broke your only one rule?
Errrrrrr no
"Last person to post start a new thread, that's the only rule Who finished the last thread? | |||
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"Own up who posted last and didn't start a new thread
So you broke your only one rule?
Errrrrrr no
Last person to post start a new thread, that's the only rule
Who finished the last thread? "It wasn't me it was Just Jo . Not everyone likes starting threads so that rule is very flexible. As with all rules on any thread because we're rebels  | |||
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"Morning all, too early for crisps? "Most definitely how naughty | |||
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"Own up who posted last and didn't start a new thread
So you broke your only one rule?
Errrrrrr no
Last person to post start a new thread, that's the only rule
Who finished the last thread?
It wasn't me it was Just Jo . Not everyone likes starting threads so that rule is very flexible. As with all rules on any thread because we're rebels "I'm going to ask seeside what his thoughts are on being flexible in your 'only rule'. | |||
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"Own up who posted last and didn't start a new thread
So you broke your only one rule?
Errrrrrr no
Last person to post start a new thread, that's the only rule
Who finished the last thread?
It wasn't me it was Just Jo . Not everyone likes starting threads so that rule is very flexible. As with all rules on any thread because we're rebels
I'm going to ask seeside what his thoughts are on being flexible in your 'only rule'. "Shhhhh don't tell him I'll never be allowed back on the 0 meet club thread | |||
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"Good morning
Hello
I've just checked the weather, there will be sun yaaaaaaay "The weather here is undecided | |||
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"Morning all, too early for crisps?
Most definitely how naughty "Hence the rebel part | |||
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"Morning. My prediction for today is that the 'odd' folk are out in force "Well if I'm here that must be right haha! | |||
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"Morning. My prediction for today is that the 'odd' folk are out in force
Well if I'm here that must be right haha!" | |||
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"Morning. My prediction for today is that the 'odd' folk are out in force
Well if I'm here that must be right haha!
"I'm only odd occasionally and am also house trained... haha What a lovely morning it is! | |||
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"My prediction today is we'll fill another thread "That's a given | |||
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"My prediction today is that I'm not going to get much work done, I reckon I will be more hungover than the beers I had yesterday merit and on a brighter note I'm having a coffee with a beautiful lady" Enjoy your coffee  | |||
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"My prediction today is we'll fill another thread
That's a given "I thought I'd be safe with that one | |||
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"My prediction today is that I'm not going to get much work done, I reckon I will be more hungover than the beers I had yesterday merit and on a brighter note I'm having a coffee with a beautiful lady Enjoy your coffee "Thanks x x have a great day x | |||
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"My prediction today is we'll fill another thread
That's a given
I thought I'd be safe with that one "They can natter this lot | |||
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"My prediction today is that I'm not going to get much work done, I reckon I will be more hungover than the beers I had yesterday merit and on a brighter note I'm having a coffee with a beautiful lady Enjoy your coffee
Thanks x x have a great day x"Thank you. I will | |||
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"I'm awake. I had a super smashing weekend. On Friday I was in Darlaston and by Saturday I was in Devon. I've got the day off to recuperate. " blimey woman - and i was pleased to popped to chester - thats some miles in not many days | |||
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"and im shocked to the core - the young lady who has taken to calling me nanny has a new picture up - oh i didnt know she got up to such filth "She was hungry | |||
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"and im shocked to the core - the young lady who has taken to calling me nanny has a new picture up - oh i didnt know she got up to such filth
She was hungry"good lord above i would always feed her -  | |||
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"and im shocked to the core - the young lady who has taken to calling me nanny has a new picture up - oh i didnt know she got up to such filth
She was hungry
good lord above i would always feed her - " it was from the night before Manchester. I kissed you with those lips Nanny
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"I'm going to get Henry out and drag him around by his neck "I've put my rubber gloves on | |||
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"I'm going to get Henry out and drag him around by his neck
I've put my rubber gloves on "I'm still under the duvet | |||
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"I'm going to get Henry out and drag him around by his neck
I've put my rubber gloves on
I'm still under the duvet "I got kicked out of bed | |||
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"I'm going to get Henry out and drag him around by his neck
I've put my rubber gloves on
I'm still under the duvet
I got kicked out of bed "Rude | |||
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"I'm going to get Henry out and drag him around by his neck
I've put my rubber gloves on
I'm still under the duvet
I got kicked out of bed
Rude "I know. Can't resist his eyes though | |||
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So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit! | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit! "Pink of course, coz when you tie the knot it looks like a bum hole | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit! "This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
Pink of course, coz when you tie the knot it looks like a bum hole" | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
Pink of course, coz when you tie the knot it looks like a bum hole"Says the woman with experience in knotting | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time "What do you think about when cleaning toilets?? | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time
What do you think about when cleaning toilets?? "All kinds of shit one | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time
What do you think about when cleaning toilets?? "Why aren't they self cleaning? How come my toilet never looks like it needs cleaning, yet all the others resemble a public toilet within an hour? How do the kids manage to get toothpaste in the toilet? How come men manage to miss the toilet? You know that kind of thing | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time
What do you think about when cleaning toilets??
Why aren't they self cleaning? How come my toilet never looks like it needs cleaning, yet all the others resemble a public toilet within an hour? How do the kids manage to get toothpaste in the toilet? How come men manage to miss the toilet? You know that kind of thing "Oh one last thing why the hell is my cleaner on holiday for a month and I'm here cleaning the toilets fs | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time
What do you think about when cleaning toilets??
Why aren't they self cleaning? How come my toilet never looks like it needs cleaning, yet all the others resemble a public toilet within an hour? How do the kids manage to get toothpaste in the toilet? How come men manage to miss the toilet? You know that kind of thing
Oh one last thing why the hell is my cleaner on holiday for a month and I'm here cleaning the toilets fs "1st world problems | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time
What do you think about when cleaning toilets??
Why aren't they self cleaning? How come my toilet never looks like it needs cleaning, yet all the others resemble a public toilet within an hour? How do the kids manage to get toothpaste in the toilet? How come men manage to miss the toilet? You know that kind of thing
Oh one last thing why the hell is my cleaner on holiday for a month and I'm here cleaning the toilets fs "Why don't you think about paying your cleaner less?!?? | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time
What do you think about when cleaning toilets??
Why aren't they self cleaning? How come my toilet never looks like it needs cleaning, yet all the others resemble a public toilet within an hour? How do the kids manage to get toothpaste in the toilet? How come men manage to miss the toilet? You know that kind of thing
Oh one last thing why the hell is my cleaner on holiday for a month and I'm here cleaning the toilets fs
1st world problems"Story of my life.... | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time
What do you think about when cleaning toilets??
Why aren't they self cleaning? How come my toilet never looks like it needs cleaning, yet all the others resemble a public toilet within an hour? How do the kids manage to get toothpaste in the toilet? How come men manage to miss the toilet? You know that kind of thing
Oh one last thing why the hell is my cleaner on holiday for a month and I'm here cleaning the toilets fs
Why don't you think about paying your cleaner less?!?? "Don't get me started on that I sacked the last one when she decided she was worth more that £12.50 an hour, £15.00 to be precise. This equates to just over £29,000 a year if she does a 37 1/2 hour week. I don't wish to belittle cleaners and she did a great job but jeez | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time
What do you think about when cleaning toilets??
Why aren't they self cleaning? How come my toilet never looks like it needs cleaning, yet all the others resemble a public toilet within an hour? How do the kids manage to get toothpaste in the toilet? How come men manage to miss the toilet? You know that kind of thing
Oh one last thing why the hell is my cleaner on holiday for a month and I'm here cleaning the toilets fs
Why don't you think about paying your cleaner less?!??
Don't get me started on that I sacked the last one when she decided she was worth more that £12.50 an hour, £15.00 to be precise. This equates to just over £29,000 a year if she does a 37 1/2 hour week. I don't wish to belittle cleaners and she did a great job but jeez "Oh to afford a cleaner | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time
What do you think about when cleaning toilets??
Why aren't they self cleaning? How come my toilet never looks like it needs cleaning, yet all the others resemble a public toilet within an hour? How do the kids manage to get toothpaste in the toilet? How come men manage to miss the toilet? You know that kind of thing
Oh one last thing why the hell is my cleaner on holiday for a month and I'm here cleaning the toilets fs
Why don't you think about paying your cleaner less?!??
Don't get me started on that I sacked the last one when she decided she was worth more that £12.50 an hour, £15.00 to be precise. This equates to just over £29,000 a year if she does a 37 1/2 hour week. I don't wish to belittle cleaners and she did a great job but jeez "I'll do it for £12.50ph | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time
What do you think about when cleaning toilets??
Why aren't they self cleaning? How come my toilet never looks like it needs cleaning, yet all the others resemble a public toilet within an hour? How do the kids manage to get toothpaste in the toilet? How come men manage to miss the toilet? You know that kind of thing
Oh one last thing why the hell is my cleaner on holiday for a month and I'm here cleaning the toilets fs
Why don't you think about paying your cleaner less?!??
Don't get me started on that I sacked the last one when she decided she was worth more that £12.50 an hour, £15.00 to be precise. This equates to just over £29,000 a year if she does a 37 1/2 hour week. I don't wish to belittle cleaners and she did a great job but jeez
Oh to afford a cleaner "I know - anyway what's your view on red water balloons? I shoved 3 down my shorts at one end of the pool and by the time I got to the other they had all burst !! How am I supposed to win a battle with this kind of ammo? | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time
What do you think about when cleaning toilets??
Why aren't they self cleaning? How come my toilet never looks like it needs cleaning, yet all the others resemble a public toilet within an hour? How do the kids manage to get toothpaste in the toilet? How come men manage to miss the toilet? You know that kind of thing
Oh one last thing why the hell is my cleaner on holiday for a month and I'm here cleaning the toilets fs
Why don't you think about paying your cleaner less?!??
Don't get me started on that I sacked the last one when she decided she was worth more that £12.50 an hour, £15.00 to be precise. This equates to just over £29,000 a year if she does a 37 1/2 hour week. I don't wish to belittle cleaners and she did a great job but jeez
Oh to afford a cleaner
I know - anyway what's your view on red water balloons? I shoved 3 down my shorts at one end of the pool and by the time I got to the other they had all burst !! How am I supposed to win a battle with this kind of ammo? "Blue at best. If something is blue it holds more fluid, hence the term blue balls | |||
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"Alright Fabsters
So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
This is too deep for a Monday morning plus I can't clean toilets and think about that at the same time
What do you think about when cleaning toilets??
Why aren't they self cleaning? How come my toilet never looks like it needs cleaning, yet all the others resemble a public toilet within an hour? How do the kids manage to get toothpaste in the toilet? How come men manage to miss the toilet? You know that kind of thing
Oh one last thing why the hell is my cleaner on holiday for a month and I'm here cleaning the toilets fs
Why don't you think about paying your cleaner less?!??
Don't get me started on that I sacked the last one when she decided she was worth more that £12.50 an hour, £15.00 to be precise. This equates to just over £29,000 a year if she does a 37 1/2 hour week. I don't wish to belittle cleaners and she did a great job but jeez
Oh to afford a cleaner
I know - anyway what's your view on red water balloons? I shoved 3 down my shorts at one end of the pool and by the time I got to the other they had all burst !! How am I supposed to win a battle with this kind of ammo?
Blue at best. If something is blue it holds more fluid, hence the term blue balls "I need you commanding my troops Honey!! | |||
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So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit! "I've given this careful consideration while cleaning toilet 3, I prefer a Nerf water gun | |||
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So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
I've given this careful consideration while cleaning toilet 3, I prefer a Nerf water gun "Ooh you've brought out the big guns!! Is that the one with the auto load mechanism | |||
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So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
I've given this careful consideration while cleaning toilet 3, I prefer a Nerf water gun
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"and im shocked to the core - the young lady who has taken to calling me nanny has a new picture up - oh i didnt know she got up to such filth
She was hungry
good lord above i would always feed her -
it was from the night before Manchester. I kissed you with those lips Nanny
Admittedly it was just a peck."next time eh | |||
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So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
Pink of course, coz when you tie the knot it looks like a bum hole
Says the woman with experience in knotting "oh god - made me laugh - never going to look at a balloon knot again without thinking of this | |||
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"and im shocked to the core - the young lady who has taken to calling me nanny has a new picture up - oh i didnt know she got up to such filth
She was hungry
good lord above i would always feed her -
it was from the night before Manchester. I kissed you with those lips Nanny
Admittedly it was just a peck.
next time eh "Uh-huh | |||
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"I'm awake. I had a super smashing weekend. On Friday I was in Darlaston and by Saturday I was in Devon. I've got the day off to recuperate. blimey woman - and i was pleased to popped to chester - thats some miles in not many days" I'm knackered but it was worth it. | |||
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So what's yer favourite water ballon colour? I like the green ones and the orange ones. The red ones don't last for shit!
Pink of course, coz when you tie the knot it looks like a bum hole
Says the woman with experience in knotting
oh god - made me laugh - never going to look at a balloon knot again without thinking of this"Nor me, and I've been knotting balloons all morning | |||
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"Is it still only Monday? "It is and I haven't left the house yet | |||
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"Is it still only Monday?
It is and I haven't left the house yet "Not jealous... at all... | |||
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"Is it still only Monday? "Are you procrastinating again? | |||
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"Is it still only Monday?
Are you procrastinating again?"I thought I'd start early | |||
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"Is it still only Monday?
Are you procrastinating again?
I thought I'd start early "I'm sure you were moaning about having too much work to do | |||
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"I'm awake. I had a super smashing weekend. On Friday I was in Darlaston and by Saturday I was in Devon. I've got the day off to recuperate. blimey woman - and i was pleased to popped to chester - thats some miles in not many days I'm knackered but it was worth it.
You're gonna come to the forum social ain't ya? You gotta."Of course I bloody well am. | |||
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"I'm awake. I had a super smashing weekend. On Friday I was in Darlaston and by Saturday I was in Devon. I've got the day off to recuperate. blimey woman - and i was pleased to popped to chester - thats some miles in not many days I'm knackered but it was worth it.
You're gonna come to the forum social ain't ya? You gotta.
Of course I bloody well am. "yay - xxxxxxxxxxxxxx | |||
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You're gonna come to the forum social ain't ya? You gotta.
Of course I bloody well am.
yay - xxxxxxxxxxxxxx" | |||
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Can't belive that. Need to start eating more. | |||
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"Just weighed myself for first time since april. Was 85kg now only 78.5kg
Can't belive that. Need to start eating more. "Yes you do, what you having this evening? | |||
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"Just weighed myself for first time since april. Was 85kg now only 78.5kg
Can't belive that. Need to start eating more.
Yes you do, what you having this evening? "Nothing cba cooking. Will eat in work tonight. | |||
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"I'm facepalming and making Lego. Mostly facepalming with a confused look on my face " Oh I like lego can I play, it's like jigsaws I love them too | |||
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"I'm facepalming and making Lego. Mostly facepalming with a confused look on my face " Oooo...that sounds dangerous
Doesn't it hurt your forehead?
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"Im having salad boo  "I quite like salad as long as it's colourful | |||
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"Im having salad boo "Just had a chicken parm sandwich and onion rings for lunch. That is much better than a salad. Sorry | |||
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"Im having salad boo
I quite like salad as long as it's colourful "Especialy with some nice meat or fish added to it. | |||
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"I'm facepalming and making Lego. Mostly facepalming with a confused look on my face Oooo...that sounds dangerous
Doesn't it hurt your forehead?
Peach x"A little. But hey it'll be grand. | |||
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"Im having salad boo
I quite like salad as long as it's colourful
Especialy with some nice meat or fish added to it.
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What's with the new avatar trend?
Pinky, you've started something now | |||
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"Evening wafflers "Evening cuddle bear xxx | |||
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"Evening
What's with the new avatar trend?
Pinky, you've started something now " | |||
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Evening cuddle bear xxx"Evening baby cakes  | |||
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"Im having salad boo
I quite like salad as long as it's colourful
Especialy with some nice meat or fish added to it.
I love fish with salad and new potatoes "I'm allergic to fish. I wish I wasn't | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes "You deserve a long soak with Alexa | |||
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"The transport systems have really annoyed me today. I've had to use 3 different forms of transport today and each one has either turned up late or arrived late tut tut tut. Anyone else had a arse ache travel day??? Rant over lol" Not in that way I've had car insurance to sort | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes
You deserve a long soak with Alexa "I don't think she's waterproof
Had to settle for a shower with Sid
The spider in the corner of the shower | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes
You deserve a long soak with Alexa
I don't think she's waterproof
Had to settle for a shower with Sid
The spider in the corner of the shower"Oh I'm scared of spiders I wouldn't have been able to join you | |||
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"The transport systems have really annoyed me today. I've had to use 3 different forms of transport today and each one has either turned up late or arrived late tut tut tut. Anyone else had a arse ache travel day??? Rant over lol Not in that way I've had car insurance to sort "grrrr at that too | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes
You deserve a long soak with Alexa
I don't think she's waterproof
Had to settle for a shower with Sid
The spider in the corner of the shower" how can you shower with that there. I can't even think about that | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes
You deserve a long soak with Alexa
I don't think she's waterproof
Had to settle for a shower with Sid
The spider in the corner of the shower
how can you shower with that there. I can't even think about that "I'll come and shower with you instead | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes
You deserve a long soak with Alexa
I don't think she's waterproof
Had to settle for a shower with Sid
The spider in the corner of the shower
how can you shower with that there. I can't even think about that
I'll come and shower with you instead "Are you talking to me or Cuddle Bear? | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes
You deserve a long soak with Alexa
I don't think she's waterproof
Had to settle for a shower with Sid
The spider in the corner of the shower
how can you shower with that there. I can't even think about that "It's ok, he's very gentle 8 legs are great for washing my hair | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes
You deserve a long soak with Alexa
I don't think she's waterproof
Had to settle for a shower with Sid
The spider in the corner of the shower
how can you shower with that there. I can't even think about that
I'll come and shower with you instead
Are you talking to me or Cuddle Bear? "You, you don't have a spider | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes
You deserve a long soak with Alexa
I don't think she's waterproof
Had to settle for a shower with Sid
The spider in the corner of the shower
how can you shower with that there. I can't even think about that
I'll come and shower with you instead
Are you talking to me or Cuddle Bear?
You, you don't have a spider "I don't want a spider! I'm terrified and every time I type the word one appears on the predictive text bit | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes
You deserve a long soak with Alexa
I don't think she's waterproof
Had to settle for a shower with Sid
The spider in the corner of the shower
how can you shower with that there. I can't even think about that
It's ok, he's very gentle
8 legs are great for washing my hair "It could live in your chest hair. You might lose it in there | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes
You deserve a long soak with Alexa
I don't think she's waterproof
Had to settle for a shower with Sid
The spider in the corner of the shower
how can you shower with that there. I can't even think about that
I'll come and shower with you instead
Are you talking to me or Cuddle Bear?
You, you don't have a spider
I don't want a spider! I'm terrified and every time I type the word one appears on the predictive text bit "Ok I have a glass and a piece of card... where is the spider now? | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes
You deserve a long soak with Alexa
I don't think she's waterproof
Had to settle for a shower with Sid
The spider in the corner of the shower
how can you shower with that there. I can't even think about that
It's ok, he's very gentle
8 legs are great for washing my hair
It could live in your chest hair. You might lose it in there "I like them. I'm having to evict them from my house though for a wimpy | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes
You deserve a long soak with Alexa
I don't think she's waterproof
Had to settle for a shower with Sid
The spider in the corner of the shower
how can you shower with that there. I can't even think about that
It's ok, he's very gentle
8 legs are great for washing my hair
It could live in your chest hair. You might lose it in there
I like them. I'm having to evict them from my house though for a wimpy "They could move in with Swing | |||
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"Evening wafflers
Evening cuddle bear xxx
Evening baby cakes
You deserve a long soak with Alexa
I don't think she's waterproof
Had to settle for a shower with Sid
The spider in the corner of the shower
how can you shower with that there. I can't even think about that
It's ok, he's very gentle
8 legs are great for washing my hair
It could live in your chest hair. You might lose it in there "Forget that, that's my resting spot | |||
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