FabSwingers.com forum: Carrot facts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. The word carrot is first recorded in English in a 1538 book of herbs.

2. When first cultivated, carrots were grown for their leaves and seeds rather than their roots which is what we now think of as carrots.

3. The part of the carrot that we eat is called the taproot.

4. Carrots were originally white or purple. Then a yellow carrot appeared through mutation and the familiar orange carrot was bred from it.

5. It was the Dutch who bred the orange carrot because orange was the traditional colour of the royal house of the Netherlands.

6. According to tradition, Santa’s reindeer will eat 360 different plants but not carrots.

7. The Roi Carotte (King Carrot), an opera by Jacques Offenbach, was first performed in 1872.

8. Holtville, California calls itself the Carrot Capital of the World and holds an annual carrot festival.

9. In 2010, Turkish researchers published a Mathematical Analysis Of Peeling Of Carrots.10. “Carrots keep you healthy and help you see in the blackout,” (British Second World War slogan).....just sayin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10. I did not eat all mine at lunchtime, not feeling very hungry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"10. I did not eat all mine at lunchtime, not feeling very hungry.

Eat them!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Par Boil them, dry them, fry them in butter and Thyme then add honey and fry for one more minute.

Transforms a boring vegetable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BlueCarrot hasn't been on for a while!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holtville California sounds like a lot of fun.Must visit someday.

Carrot Capital of the world? Can anybody take that much excitement?

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BlueCarrot hasn't been on for a while!

Shes changed her name to steel heels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!"

Superb facts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Par Boil them, dry them, fry them in butter and Thyme then add honey and fry for one more minute.

Transforms a boring vegetable."

Boring!! How dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love the carrot. I grow my own purple ones. They are labelled Hendrix carrots by me but are officially called purple haze. Steamed, and a wee blodge of cashew butter on em .... drool . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love the carrot. I grow my own purple ones. They are labelled Hendrix carrots by me but are officially called purple haze. Steamed, and a wee blodge of cashew butter on em .... drool . . ."

Beat me to it with the old purple haze. Yep purple carrots got a love em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BlueCarrot hasn't been on for a while!

Shes changed her name to steel heels"

Oh bladdy hell!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gotta love the carrot. I grow my own purple ones. They are labelled Hendrix carrots by me but are officially called purple haze. Steamed, and a wee blodge of cashew butter on em .... drool . . .

Beat me to it with the old purple haze. Yep purple carrots got a love em

I never seen a purple carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say carrots?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not carrot related but have you seen a purple sweet potato? Apart from being delicious those bad boys sell well in my friends veg shop.. I've got a pic of one and it has to be seen to be believed lol... So you think it will let me upload it on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love the carrot. I grow my own purple ones. They are labelled Hendrix carrots by me but are officially called purple haze. Steamed, and a wee blodge of cashew butter on em .... drool . . ."

I'd like some purple haze

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone say carrots?!

Yes,white one come from afganistan i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot top is a shit American comedian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fascinating facts ...now I can say those facts if I go to a dinner party

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

Famous Birmingham comedian Jasper Carrott

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

there good for shoving up your arse when you cant find a dildo...or a cucumber

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

It was a complete lie about them helping you see in the dark... during the war, when sweets were subjected to rationing the government came up with this idea to get kids to eat carrots instead.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love the carrot. I grow my own purple ones. They are labelled Hendrix carrots by me but are officially called purple haze. Steamed, and a wee blodge of cashew butter on em .... drool . . .

Beat me to it with the old purple haze. Yep purple carrots got a love em

I never seen a purple carrot"

depends on the grip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump the carrot

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I like them raw but not keen on cooked ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like them raw but not keen on cooked ones

Apparently dogs like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there good for shoving up your arse when you cant find a dildo...or a cucumber

Give it a rinse under the tap before serving,please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not carrot related but have you seen a purple sweet potato? Apart from being delicious those bad boys sell well in my friends veg shop.. I've got a pic of one and it has to be seen to be believed lol... So you think it will let me upload it on here? "

Yes purple mash potatoe on a plate...its well different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love the carrot. I grow my own purple ones. They are labelled Hendrix carrots by me but are officially called purple haze. Steamed, and a wee blodge of cashew butter on em .... drool . . .

Beat me to it with the old purple haze. Yep purple carrots got a love em

I never seen a purple carrot"

You should check them out bud. If you grew one and cut slice off would see why they called 'purple haze' is like purple shades and yellow like haze through it..from bright to faint. Really looks amazing. If you do like purple carrots and purple mash etc you be surprised how many young people think they eating space food

after all not many kids eat carrots, but purple carrots

You don't actually get them much in shops,even specialist veg shops...I've found, guess consumer demand and all that. Its like vegetables in shops mostly all straight and perfect looking. Nature doesn't grow like that. I grow organic and well my carrots although fat and juicy tend to be funny shapes and not like the carrots you see in shops, also very chunky and thick but its how things grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat four or five raw a day, yum-yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just thinned out my carrots...

Looking quite nice all in a row in the vegetable bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

32 posts on carrot thread..im a happy man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too many carrots can turn your skin a bit orange... Its the beta caroteine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"too many carrots can turn your skin a bit orange... Its the beta caroteine. "

Naaaaaa never seen an orange rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"too many carrots can turn your skin a bit orange... Its the beta caroteine.

Naaaaaa never seen an orange rabbit"

What can I say, I'm a mine of useless information..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrot top is a shit American comedian "
a

ah but jasper was a good British comedian in his day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we get some cucumber facts now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"32 posts on carrot thread..im a happy man"

is it just carrots you eat? or you a fan of other veg?

maybe you could start a post up...different veg each time

all up for people eating more veg

today carrots tomorrow?

I learned a few facts about carrots today and I thank you for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Welsh for carrot is 'moron'

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Can we get some cucumber facts now

It's a fruit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we get some cucumber facts now

It's a fruit!"

that's like hemp seed is a fruit also

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I've been munching raw carrot sticks and houmous tonight.

Another random fact - a cooked carrot has twice the fibre content of a raw one.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"32 posts on carrot thread..im a happy man

is it just carrots you eat? or you a fan of other veg?

maybe you could start a post up...different veg each time

all up for people eating more veg

today carrots tomorrow?

I learned a few facts about carrots today and I thank you for this.

Broccoli is my fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"32 posts on carrot thread..im a happy man

is it just carrots you eat? or you a fan of other veg?

maybe you could start a post up...different veg each time

all up for people eating more veg

today carrots tomorrow?

I learned a few facts about carrots today and I thank you for this.

Broccoli is my fave"

Naw the great British spud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"32 posts on carrot thread..im a happy man

is it just carrots you eat? or you a fan of other veg?

maybe you could start a post up...different veg each time

all up for people eating more veg

today carrots tomorrow?

I learned a few facts about carrots today and I thank you for this.

Broccoli is my fave"

If u know all that about carrots and they not your fave. What you know of your fave? Let's hear your broccoli facts then bud

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I can't believe I've just read a whole thread about carrots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe I've just read a whole thread about carrots!"

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I see a cauliflower thread. I'm a bit of a cauliflower fan.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I can't believe I've just read a whole thread about carrots!

Weirdo

I know

. I've got to nearly 50 year's of age and it's come to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BlueCarrot hasn't been on for a while!

Shes changed her name to steel heels

Oh bladdy hell! "

Ah that's it, ''twas bugging me who SH was..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent thread.

Talk of the devil!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Excellent thread.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Excellent thread.

Did you type that or was it Auto Carrot?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent thread.

Did you type that or was it Auto Carrot?!

I need a carrot emoji.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"32 posts on carrot thread..im a happy man

is it just carrots you eat? or you a fan of other veg?

maybe you could start a post up...different veg each time

all up for people eating more veg

today carrots tomorrow?

I learned a few facts about carrots today and I thank you for this.

Broccoli is my fave

Naw the great British spud

Too many carbs in spuds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

Because do love carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate carrots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate carrots

I kinda like them baby carrots,nice and sweet

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!"

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?"

Silent T on the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate carrots

I kinda like them baby carrots,nice and sweet"

Better your a ginge

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?"

claret

garret ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end"

Carat as in gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Carat as in gold

They sound different

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end"

Only if you are a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Carat as in gold

They sound different"

Ot..and....at

look you made me put an emoji now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Carat as in gold

They sound different"

Do they shite....not from where I'm from.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Only if you are a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

You mean a fenchman

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Carat as in gold

They sound different

Ot..and....at

look you made me put an emoji now!"

Garrotte

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Only if you are a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

You mean a fenchman"

Well, I mean a fRench person, but my version is better lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Only if you are a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

You mean a fenchman"

Load if blokes from newcastle in my local yesterday,couldnt understand a fuckin word they were on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Only if you are a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

You mean a fenchman

Load if blokes from newcastle in my local yesterday,couldnt understand a fuckin word they were on about"

What the fecks that got to do with the price of cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Only if you are a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

You mean a fenchman

Load if blokes from newcastle in my local yesterday,couldnt understand a fuckin word they were on about

What the fecks that got to do with the price of cheese?"

You were on about your friggin accent earlier

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Only if you are a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

You mean a fenchman

Load if blokes from newcastle in my local yesterday,couldnt understand a fuckin word they were on about

What the fecks that got to do with the price of cheese?"

Cheese?

You aren't French, by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Only if you are a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

You mean a fenchman

Load if blokes from newcastle in my local yesterday,couldnt understand a fuckin word they were on about

What the fecks that got to do with the price of cheese?

You were on about your friggin accent earlier"

Not on this fecking qoute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Only if you are a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

You mean a fenchman

Load if blokes from newcastle in my local yesterday,couldnt understand a fuckin word they were on about

What the fecks that got to do with the price of cheese?

Cheese?

You aren't French, by any chance?

Hes got a french maids outfit

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

The voice of a carrot is a cross between Dutch and Australian always with a lisp!

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

And that's way they hate parsthnipsth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Only if you are a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

You mean a fenchman

Load if blokes from newcastle in my local yesterday,couldnt understand a fuckin word they were on about

What the fecks that got to do with the price of cheese?

Cheese?

You aren't French, by any chance?

Naw but the cheese has to be carrot coloured

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And that's way they hate parsthnipsth!!"

Dont even get me started on them fuckin evil things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Only if you are a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

You mean a fenchman

Load if blokes from newcastle in my local yesterday,couldnt understand a fuckin word they were on about

What the fecks that got to do with the price of cheese?

Cheese?

You aren't French, by any chance?

Hes got a french maids outfit"

Ok who the Fucks been blabbing?

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over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Only if you are a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

You mean a fenchman

Load if blokes from newcastle in my local yesterday,couldnt understand a fuckin word they were on about

What the fecks that got to do with the price of cheese?

Cheese?

You aren't French, by any chance?

Hes got a french maids outfit

Ok who the Fucks been blabbing? "

Soxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that's way they hate parsthnipsth!!

Dont even get me started on them fuckin evil things"

On this website agree

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over a year ago

"And that's way they hate parsthnipsth!!

Dont even get me started on them fuckin evil things

On this we agree

* we

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

I'm certain they are in cahoots with Kohlrabi!!

Spiteful bastards!!

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over a year ago

"11. A well grown carrot makes Ann Summers

not only dip her head in same but also slightly envious!!

12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot

13. In times of austerity the carrot out sells the black mamba by 111,917-1!!

"12. Carrot is the only word that rhymes with parrot"

Erm... tarot?

Silent T on the end

Only if you are a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

You mean a fenchman

Load if blokes from newcastle in my local yesterday,couldnt understand a fuckin word they were on about

What the fecks that got to do with the price of cheese?

Cheese?

You aren't French, by any chance?

Hes got a french maids outfit

Ok who the Fucks been blabbing?

Soxy

The mackem twat

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"And that's way they hate parsthnipsth!!

Dont even get me started on them fuckin evil things"

Parsnips are lovely too.

Honey roasted, with some fresh ground pepper lightly sprinkled on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pulled pile of carrots from allotment.

The usual thick n meaty carrots...been fed well.

Corriader next.

So soup it is today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

Just because we'll its carrots...do I need another reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like this guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this guy

You happy to see him......or just a carrot in your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot and coriander soup went down a treat with some home baked seedy rolls.

Did I say I love carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots can't be eaten raw or cut in to small rectangles ....it's just wrong!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You can make a flute type instrument out of a carrot

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over a year ago

Use grated carrot in cakes to reduce the amount of sugar needed for sweetness. Very tasty grsted into nut roasts as well.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I like them raw but not keen on cooked ones

Apparently dogs like them"

Some do, some don't.

Goats love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A carrot makes a grate penny whistle if you drill it out and drill holes for the notes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they make better bullets than potatoes..if I only had a carrot gun..

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over a year ago

"Use grated carrot in cakes to reduce the amount of sugar needed for sweetness. Very tasty grsted into nut roasts as well."

good one, or even the trusted carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they make better bullets than potatoes..if I only had a carrot gun.."

haha the old spud gun or carrot gun in your world. I'd imagine a carrot would make quite a hard bullet

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

The everage carrot is equal in size to 167 lego men!

Or women of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Carrot cake,right or wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrot cake,right or wrong?"

Right!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carrot cake,right or wrong?

Right!!"

Is it made of carrots? Cake and carrots? Doesnt seem right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrot cake,right or wrong?

Right!!"

Right. I just love carrot cake

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over a year ago

"1. The word carrot is first recorded in English in a 1538 book of herbs.

2. When first cultivated, carrots were grown for their leaves and seeds rather than their roots which is what we now think of as carrots.

3. The part of the carrot that we eat is called the taproot.

4. Carrots were originally white or purple. Then a yellow carrot appeared through mutation and the familiar orange carrot was bred from it.

5. It was the Dutch who bred the orange carrot because orange was the traditional colour of the royal house of the Netherlands.

6. According to tradition, Santa’s reindeer will eat 360 different plants but not carrots.

7. The Roi Carotte (King Carrot), an opera by Jacques Offenbach, was first performed in 1872.

8. Holtville, California calls itself the Carrot Capital of the World and holds an annual carrot festival.

So there was me thinking we would see different veg daily

how come you stopped after two?

Or is that all u had info for

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch