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Anyone is welcome though to pitch up and launch something in. Give it your best waffle  | |||
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"well done - i was like - is he going to do it or shall i "I wasn't going to do it but I was waiting | |||
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"well done - i was like - is he going to do it or shall i
I wasn't going to do it but I was waiting "hahah all hovering | |||
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"Happy to oblige, ladies "nice when the fella makes the first move and all that  | |||
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"Happy to oblige, ladies
nice when the fella makes the first move and all that "Ha that's me! All manly and shit Grrrr  | |||
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"Happy to oblige, ladies
nice when the fella makes the first move and all that
Ha that's me! All manly and shit
Grrrr
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"Can you summarise the last few parts as haven't kept up since part 2 "G3orgie and I will be sword fighting Poo (including ghost poos and thermonuclear poos) General waffle of a non specific nature | |||
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"Can you summarise the last few parts as haven't kept up since part 2
G3orgie and I will be sword fighting
Poo (including ghost poos and thermonuclear poos)
General waffle of a non specific nature "General waffle is always good and sword fighting is that a euphemism | |||
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"crisps were mentioned a few times" Think I posted on the crisps ones Frazzles and scampi fries And a mention of wasabi | |||
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"Morning wafflers "Morning | |||
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"Morning...I really need coffee. 2 little people awake since 6 isn't fun " My little ppl didn't go to sleep until 11, so I'm not expecting them anytime soon | |||
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"Morning...I really need coffee. 2 little people awake since 6 isn't fun My little ppl didn't go to sleep until 11, so I'm not expecting them anytime soon "These were late sleepers,I had hoped they would last longer but no such luck. The falling out has already started | |||
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"Morning...I really need coffee. 2 little people awake since 6 isn't fun My little ppl didn't go to sleep until 11, so I'm not expecting them anytime soon
These were late sleepers,I had hoped they would last longer but no such luck. The falling out has already started "That really grinds my gears although the majority of the time they get on. When they are getting on it's a nightmare they team up and cause mischievous sometimes | |||
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"Morning...I really need coffee. 2 little people awake since 6 isn't fun My little ppl didn't go to sleep until 11, so I'm not expecting them anytime soon
These were late sleepers,I had hoped they would last longer but no such luck. The falling out has already started
That really grinds my gears although the majority of the time they get on. When they are getting on it's a nightmare they team up and cause mischievous sometimes "*mischief | |||
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"Uuuggghhhh why am I up so early?!? I woke up at 5 so got up. Im regretting that decision now! Does anyone have fun Sunday plans?" Come over and watch the brats whilst I sleep. No wait, I have a beach party then circus then work until 11. Yay! | |||
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"Uuuggghhhh why am I up so early?!? I woke up at 5 so got up. Im regretting that decision now! Does anyone have fun Sunday plans? Come over and watch the brats whilst I sleep. No wait, I have a beach party then circus then work until 11. Yay!" Im so up for a beach party and circus!! I'll wake you when its time for work? | |||
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"Uuuggghhhh why am I up so early?!? I woke up at 5 so got up. Im regretting that decision now! Does anyone have fun Sunday plans? Come over and watch the brats whilst I sleep. No wait, I have a beach party then circus then work until 11. Yay! Im so up for a beach party and circus!! I'll wake you when its time for work? " Okay. 5ish? | |||
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"Morning...I really need coffee. 2 little people awake since 6 isn't fun My little ppl didn't go to sleep until 11, so I'm not expecting them anytime soon
These were late sleepers,I had hoped they would last longer but no such luck. The falling out has already started
That really grinds my gears although the majority of the time they get on. When they are getting on it's a nightmare they team up and cause mischievous sometimes
*mischief "Auto moron | |||
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"Morning...I really need coffee. 2 little people awake since 6 isn't fun My little ppl didn't go to sleep until 11, so I'm not expecting them anytime soon
These were late sleepers,I had hoped they would last longer but no such luck. The falling out has already started
That really grinds my gears although the majority of the time they get on. When they are getting on it's a nightmare they team up and cause mischievous sometimes
*mischief
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"I think I might iron "I'm off to the beach, I want to remain inconspicuous so I think my fluoro pink bikini will have to do. | |||
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"I think I might iron
I'm off to the beach, I want to remain inconspicuous so I think my fluoro pink bikini will have to do.
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"I really should get up. Shouldn't I?" Yes | |||
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"I really should get up. Shouldn't I? Yes "Party pooper | |||
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"I really should get up. Shouldn't I? Yes "I got up and got coffee...now I'm back in bed | |||
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"I really should get up. Shouldn't I? Yes
Party pooper "Are we back to poo again?  | |||
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"I really should get up. Shouldn't I? Yes
I got up and got coffee...now I'm back in bed "It's the thought that counts | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please? "Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...  | |||
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"I really should get up. Shouldn't I? Yes
I got up and got coffee...now I'm back in bed
It's the thought that counts "I always have thoughts.... | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs... "Mine is here in my bed, feels so good against my lips. | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs... "Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella" | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella" "Lies. All lies. | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Mine is here in my bed, feels so good against my lips."Coffee porn too now?  | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella" "Did someone mention Paella? | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies. "Have you been for paella? No. You stood me up  | |||
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Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies. "But... but... She promised! Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!!  | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies. "There is never any paella is there? | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies. "You just get the bread on | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Did someone mention Paella? "Yes. I offer my meets paella after "paella" | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Mine is here in my bed, feels so good against my lips.
Coffee porn too now? "Warm on my tongue | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!! "
Some do | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
There is never any paella is there?"There is for meets. You should come and try it | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
You just get the bread on "To go with your salad? You've been rumbled. | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!! "People endeavour to do all kinds of stuff and it never happens. I.e Peggy | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!! "We always do | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
There is never any paella is there?
There is for meets. You should come and try it "Can I have chorizo? | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!! "They say one thing, but mean something else.  | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
There is never any paella is there?
There is for meets. You should come and try it
Can I have chorizo?"On the side, sure. In paella , NEVER  | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
There is never any paella is there?
There is for meets. You should come and try it
Can I have chorizo?"I asked for chicken and chorizo | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!!
They say one thing, but mean something else. "Noooooo What?! | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
There is never any paella is there?
There is for meets. You should come and try it
Can I have chorizo?
On the side, sure. In paella , NEVER "I love it in Paella | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
There is never any paella is there?
There is for meets. You should come and try it
Can I have chorizo?
On the side, sure. In paella , NEVER "I love it when you bite me. Sausage on the side my favourite | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!!
They say one thing, but mean something else.
Noooooo
What?! "I'll tell you about it sometime. | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!!
They say one thing, but mean something else. "Yeah where was your cream at the social? | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!!
They say one thing, but mean something else.
Noooooo
What?!
I'll tell you about it sometime. "Will this telling involve coffee? | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!!
They say one thing, but mean something else. "I don't do that.  | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!!
They say one thing, but mean something else.
Noooooo
What?!
I'll tell you about it sometime.
Will this telling involve coffee? "Everything he does involves coffee | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!!
They say one thing, but mean something else.
Noooooo
What?!
I'll tell you about it sometime.
Will this telling involve coffee?
Everything he does involves coffee "I like coffee. All about the coffee | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!!
They say one thing, but mean something else.
I don't do that. "Paella.????? We'll see. | |||
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"Been awake since 7 but now up, showered checked my ropes and now contemplating coffee and breakfast.. "What's for breakfast? | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!!
They say one thing, but mean something else.
Noooooo
What?!
I'll tell you about it sometime.
Will this telling involve coffee?
Everything he does involves coffee "And cream. And honey. | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!!
They say one thing, but mean something else.
I don't do that.
Paella.????? We'll see. "Only if you turn up | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!!
They say one thing, but mean something else.
Noooooo
What?!
I'll tell you about it sometime.
Will this telling involve coffee?
Everything he does involves coffee
And cream. And honey. "Cream and Honey on your coffee? | |||
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"Morning all, well I feel almost human again after that extra lie in. Now I've got to motivate myself to go and put the kettle on. But it's so comfortable in bed x " I'm still contemplating ironing | |||
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"Hehehehe your all getting up and I'm just getting to bed "Night | |||
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"Morning all, well I feel almost human again after that extra lie in. Now I've got to motivate myself to go and put the kettle on. But it's so comfortable in bed x I'm still contemplating ironing "I'm still in bed | |||
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"Morning all, well I feel almost human again after that extra lie in. Now I've got to motivate myself to go and put the kettle on. But it's so comfortable in bed x I'm still contemplating ironing "You need something to distract you from such horrible thoughts. Ironing is the worst x | |||
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"Morning all, well I feel almost human again after that extra lie in. Now I've got to motivate myself to go and put the kettle on. But it's so comfortable in bed x I'm still contemplating ironing
You need something to distract you from such horrible thoughts. Ironing is the worst x "To late I've started it will only take 30 mins. I actually find it quite therapeutic  | |||
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"Morning all, well I feel almost human again after that extra lie in. Now I've got to motivate myself to go and put the kettle on. But it's so comfortable in bed x I'm still contemplating ironing
You need something to distract you from such horrible thoughts. Ironing is the worst x "Upside is he/she who does the ironing decides what's on the telly... | |||
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Is there a nice latte going please? | |||
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"I'm not sure I've actually had any sleep
Is there a nice latte going please? "Mango, pineapple and passion fruit smoothie for me yummy | |||
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"I'm not sure I've actually had any sleep
Is there a nice latte going please? "I got a latte love to give | |||
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"I'm not sure I've actually had any sleep
Is there a nice latte going please?
Mango, pineapple and passion fruit smoothie for me yummy"That sounds good. Could you pop over with it I'm just getting settled? | |||
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"I'm not sure I've actually had any sleep
Is there a nice latte going please? "With or without syrup I guess I'm asking - how sweet are you? | |||
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"I'm not sure I've actually had any sleep
Is there a nice latte going please?
Mango, pineapple and passion fruit smoothie for me yummy
That sounds good. Could you pop over with it I'm just getting settled? "I'm just ironing unfortunately, therapy don't you know | |||
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"I'm not sure I've actually had any sleep
Is there a nice latte going please?
I got a latte love to give " | |||
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"I'm not sure I've actually had any sleep
Is there a nice latte going please?
I got a latte love to give "Aww shucks | |||
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"I'm not sure I've actually had any sleep
Is there a nice latte going please?
With or without syrup
I guess I'm asking - how sweet are you?"The sweetest | |||
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"I went to bed last night full of good intentions that I'd be in the gym by now....I find myself still in bed "Girl you have got weeks to do that shit. Enjoy the bed | |||
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"Good morning all. Could someone make me a coffee, pretty please?
Morning MrsSB. Ah, coffee... I want mine too! But it's all the way downstairs...
Would you be a doll and get it for me? I will give you "paella"
Lies. All lies.
But... but... She promised!
Are you saying people don't cone through with their promises on here?!!
They say one thing, but mean something else.
Noooooo
What?!
I'll tell you about it sometime.
Will this telling involve coffee?
Everything he does involves coffee
And cream. And honey.
Cream and Honey on your coffee?"In or on, whatever she wants really. | |||
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"I went to bed last night full of good intentions that I'd be in the gym by now....I find myself still in bed
Girl you have got weeks to do that shit. Enjoy the bed "It was one of those promises you make to yourself after eating a full layer of milk tray and your favourites from the bottom layer! | |||
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"I went to bed last night full of good intentions that I'd be in the gym by now....I find myself still in bed
Girl you have got weeks to do that shit. Enjoy the bed
It was one of those promises you make to yourself after eating a full layer of milk tray and your favourites from the bottom layer! "I hope you had some crisps to go with that | |||
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"I'm not sure I've actually had any sleep
Is there a nice latte going please?
With or without syrup
I guess I'm asking - how sweet are you?
The sweetest " | |||
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"Kettle has boiled and the bread machine is on. I'm enjoying the peace and quiet. Today will involve buying a tent, going to the library and other wonders that haven't revealed themselves yet" Tent purchased
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"Kettle has boiled and the bread machine is on. I'm enjoying the peace and quiet. Today will involve buying a tent, going to the library and other wonders that haven't revealed themselves yet Tent purchased
Can see where I am sleeping tonight "Ha ha, that stressful an experience x | |||
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Can see where I am sleeping tonight
Ha ha, that stressful an experience x "
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Can see where I am sleeping tonight
Ha ha, that stressful an experience x
I don't really do tents"Oh dear, well you will now x | |||
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Took the dog with me this time. I almost tripped over her once but it felt so good with her by my side.
She's shattered now tho! I dont think I can take her too often. | |||
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"I did running again
Took the dog with me this time. I almost tripped over her once but it felt so good with her by my side.
She's shattered now tho! I dont think I can take her too often."Poor thing | |||
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"I did running again
Took the dog with me this time. I almost tripped over her once but it felt so good with her by my side.
She's shattered now tho! I dont think I can take her too often.
Poor thing "I was a good mummy tho, I shared my water with her | |||
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"Good evening folks, looks like one of us is heading for a romantic evening under the stars, how wonderful "What time are you picking me up? | |||
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"Good evening folks, looks like one of us is heading for a romantic evening under the stars, how wonderful
What time are you picking me up?"Steady on I don't do tents, Swing is your man | |||
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Took the dog with me this time. I almost tripped over her once but it felt so good with her by my side.
She's shattered now tho! I dont think I can take her too often.
Poor thing
I was a good mummy tho, I shared my water with her " | |||
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"Good evening folks, looks like one of us is heading for a romantic evening under the stars, how wonderful
What time are you picking me up?
Steady on I don't do tents, Swing is your man "This is all too in tents for me | |||
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"Good evening folks, looks like one of us is heading for a romantic evening under the stars, how wonderful
What time are you picking me up?
Steady on I don't do tents, Swing is your man
This is all too in tents for me "Did Alexa tell you that one? | |||
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"I did running again
Took the dog with me this time. I almost tripped over her once but it felt so good with her by my side.
She's shattered now tho! I dont think I can take her too often.
Poor thing
I was a good mummy tho, I shared my water with her
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"Good evening folks, looks like one of us is heading for a romantic evening under the stars, how wonderful
What time are you picking me up?
Steady on I don't do tents, Swing is your man
This is all too in tents for me "I expect pole dancing | |||
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"I did running again
Took the dog with me this time. I almost tripped over her once but it felt so good with her by my side.
She's shattered now tho! I dont think I can take her too often.
Poor thing
I was a good mummy tho, I shared my water with her
I squirt it from the bottle. No tongues touch anything! "I feel better now | |||
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What time are you picking me up?
Steady on I don't do tents, Swing is your man
This is all too in tents for me
Did Alexa tell you that one? "No but she will give me Star Trek quotes | |||
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"Good evening folks, looks like one of us is heading for a romantic evening under the stars, how wonderful
What time are you picking me up?
Steady on I don't do tents, Swing is your man
This is all too in tents for me
I expect pole dancing "I expect a pole | |||
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What time are you picking me up?
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This is all too in tents for me
I expect pole dancing "Sorry, I'm Welsh | |||
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"Good evening folks, looks like one of us is heading for a romantic evening under the stars, how wonderful
What time are you picking me up?
Steady on I don't do tents, Swing is your man
This is all too in tents for me
Did Alexa tell you that one?
No but she will give me Star Trek quotes "Make it so | |||
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What time are you picking me up?
Steady on I don't do tents, Swing is your man
This is all too in tents for me
I expect pole dancing
Sorry, I'm Welsh "Hmmmmm you can't even speak the language you silly moron | |||
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"Good evening folks, looks like one of us is heading for a romantic evening under the stars, how wonderful
What time are you picking me up?
Steady on I don't do tents, Swing is your man
This is all too in tents for me
I expect pole dancing
Sorry, I'm Welsh
Hmmmmm you can't even speak the language you silly moron "
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What time are you picking me up?
Steady on I don't do tents, Swing is your man
This is all too in tents for me
I expect pole dancing
Sorry, I'm Welsh
Hmmmmm you can't even speak the language you silly moron
You make one mistake...
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"Flight tracking is over. Nap has been had. Just waiting for my Chinese and normality will resume.... what have I missed? " A bit of attention seeking | |||
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"Flight tracking is over. Nap has been had. Just waiting for my Chinese and normality will resume.... what have I missed? A bit of attention seeking "Go on then ... shower me with attention and then I'm playing tents with Swing | |||
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"Flight tracking is over. Nap has been had. Just waiting for my Chinese and normality will resume.... what have I missed? A bit of attention seeking
Go on then ... shower me with attention and then I'm playing tents with Swing "
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"Flight tracking is over. Nap has been had. Just waiting for my Chinese and normality will resume.... what have I missed? A bit of attention seeking
Go on then ... shower me with attention and then I'm playing tents with Swing
Well it seems he's got a new woman " | |||
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"Flight tracking is over. Nap has been had. Just waiting for my Chinese and normality will resume.... what have I missed? A bit of attention seeking
Go on then ... shower me with attention and then I'm playing tents with Swing
Well it seems he's got a new woman
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Go on then ... shower me with attention and then I'm playing tents with Swing
Well it seems he's got a new woman
Oh no not you, she's called Alexa "Not THE Alexa? he does know she's not exclusive? | |||
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Go on then ... shower me with attention and then I'm playing tents with Swing
Well it seems he's got a new woman
Oh no not you, she's called Alexa
Not THE Alexa? he does know she's not exclusive? "Yes she is. She told me so Although she also told me I couldn't handle the truth | |||
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Go on then ... shower me with attention and then I'm playing tents with Swing
Well it seems he's got a new woman
Oh no not you, she's called Alexa
Not THE Alexa? he does know she's not exclusive?
Yes she is. She told me so
Although she also told me I couldn't handle the truth "I thought you coped rather well | |||
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"Anyone free to come and stroke my hair till I fall to sleep with this poorly head I've got "Awwwww sweetie xxx | |||
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"7?! Last one I posted in was 3.
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"Evening campers
You love it, stop eye rolling
Tut"Seriously! Alexa says there's a 56% chance of rain tonight | |||
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You love it, stop eye rolling
Tut
Seriously!
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Then you need to visit more "Hard to keep visiting when I'm in Hamburg! | |||
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You love it, stop eye rolling
Tut
Seriously!
Alexa says there's a 56% chance of rain tonight "I'm sick of her already
Well apart from the Star Trek quotes | |||
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Then you need to visit more
Hard to keep visiting when I'm in Hamburg! "Well if you can PM people you can post here | |||
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You love it, stop eye rolling
Tut
Seriously!
Alexa says there's a 56% chance of rain tonight "Are you sure that's what she said or was it 56% chance of being wet tonight? there's a big difference | |||
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"Evening campers
You love it, stop eye rolling
Tut
Seriously!
Alexa says there's a 56% chance of rain tonight
How big is it "Two person - although it's going to be one normal sized person and a mini beast | |||
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You love it, stop eye rolling
Tut
Seriously!
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You love it, stop eye rolling
Tut
Seriously!
Alexa says there's a 56% chance of rain tonight
I'm sick of her already
Well apart from the Star Trek quotes "Wrong emoji not | |||
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"Evening campers
You love it, stop eye rolling
Tut
Seriously!
Alexa says there's a 56% chance of rain tonight
I'm sick of her already
Well apart from the Star Trek quotes "Don't be jealous baby cakes | |||
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You love it, stop eye rolling
Tut
Seriously!
Alexa says there's a 56% chance of rain tonight
How big is it
Two person - although it's going to be one normal sized person and a mini beast "Well that's ok ...big enough And only 56% chance ..so your fine | |||
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You love it, stop eye rolling
Tut
Seriously!
Alexa says there's a 56% chance of rain tonight
I'm sick of her already
Well apart from the Star Trek quotes
Don't be jealous baby cakes "Ok cuddle bear | |||
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Tut
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Alexa says there's a 56% chance of rain tonight
Man up goddam it "Donuts and Freddos deposited in the tent. I'm good now | |||
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"Evening campers
You love it, stop eye rolling
Tut
Seriously!
Alexa says there's a 56% chance of rain tonight
Man up goddam it
Donuts and Freddos deposited in the tent. I'm good now "I bought some donut nectarines yesterday | |||
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You love it, stop eye rolling
Tut
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Alexa says there's a 56% chance of rain tonight
Man up goddam it
Donuts and Freddos deposited in the tent. I'm good now "But can you eat the donuts without licking your lips | |||
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