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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

- To get to the idiots house

*Knock knock*

(Who's there?)

THE CHICKEN

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By *3gam4nMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Last Christmas I bought my mother in law a Jack Daniels T shirt. I know she is into spirits, when I have it to her she said: no sweet, I'm a Medium... "bollocks, XXL will fit you fine janice"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hard brexit will get you a soft cock lol.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Logged into my fab profile .....

Inbox was full of seductive messages from sexy ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went for a Lebanese curry the other day

Was up all night with the Shi-ites

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

How do you tell how heavy a chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"How do you tell how heavy a chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now "

you need to know the song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's worse than finding a dead woman in a bin bag?

Finding a dead woman in three bin bags!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen the price of venison, deer isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's worse than nailing a baby to a tree?

Ripping it off again

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By *odkaredbull23Man
over a year ago

some where central

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By *odkaredbull23Man
over a year ago

some where central

Sausage and an egg in a frying pan.

The sausage turns to the egg and says fuck me it's hot in here....

The egg turns round and says ... fuck me a talking sausage.. ..

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"How do you tell how heavy a chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex offender walking into the dark woods with a kid, kid says 'it's scary and dark' sex offender says 'it's ok for you, you don't have to walk back alone'

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By *odkaredbull23Man
over a year ago

some where central

What's the difference between a golf ball and the g spot.??

A guy will actually search for the golf ball....

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By *odkaredbull23Man
over a year ago

some where central

What's the best way to make your girlfriend scream during sex??

Call her and tell her about it...

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By *odkaredbull23Man
over a year ago

some where central

What do you call A guy with a small penis??

Just in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever traveled through Surrey?

It has its Epsom Downs

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

What's the definition of relative humidity.

The sweat on your balls when shagging your sister

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By *odkaredbull23Man
over a year ago

some where central

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says "I'll have the soup"

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

Mel and Sue, to host The Generation Game.

Now THAT is a JOKE.

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By *azzyxMan
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

why do french people like to eat snails ?... because they dont like fast food

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