FabSwingers.com forum: The 'I can't compete with all these sexual beasts on here' thread!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I read some threads on here and hear of everyone else's sexual gymnastics and incredible prowess.

And you know what?

I just can't fuck for hour after hour after hour all night long like most in here - most of the time 60 minutes is plenty enough ..

I can't cum over and over and over again and have multiple orgasms within minutes like many say they can..

I'm not in a constant state of arousal and horny ALL of the time from the moment I wake up until I go to sleep like everyone else says they are on those 'how horny are you' threads ..

I don't have a 9 inch girthy cock that can thrust away for hours on end ...

In fact I'm rather mediocre when it comes to sex compared to all you lot.

I'm doing Fab all wrong aren't I?

Is it only me that isn't a total sexual animal that's constantly obsessed with sex and able to perform and repeat for hours on end!? I feel like I don't belong ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

och just go unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Dan, I'm just a 1 hit wonder, the only time I say yes to another one is if it's coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no sexual athlete but I don't compare myself to others and certainly don't take any notice of the mostly made up bollox on the forum. I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't copy me on here because I do Fab wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lean mean sex machine...sorry

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"I read some threads on here and hear of everyone else's sexual gymnastics and incredible prowess.

And you know what?

I just can't fuck for hour after hour after hour all night long like most in here - most of the time 60 minutes is plenty enough ..

I can't cum over and over and over again and have multiple orgasms within minutes like many say they can..

I'm not in a constant state of arousal and horny ALL of the time from the moment I wake up until I go to sleep like everyone else says they are on those 'how horny are you' threads ..

I don't have a 9 inch girthy cock that can thrust away for hours on end ...

In fact I'm rather mediocre when it comes to sex compared to all you lot.

I'm doing Fab all wrong aren't I?

Is it only me that isn't a total sexual animal that's constantly obsessed with sex and able to perform and repeat for hours on end!? I feel like I don't belong ...

Well said Dan - anyone who believes those fairy stories however deserves all they get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mere. Have a cosy in, we can just watch the others x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Dan. You're normal.

Just like the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I find funny about this is you actually believe what others say they do or have, the braggers on this sight make for very light entertainment, most of what they say is total waffle and never to be taken seriously.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I would try just be yourself and carve out your own little niche, at least that's what I keep telling myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are well known for extended the truth somewhat. I wouldn't worry Dan, I can't multiple orgasm either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at your photos I'd say your doing it pretty right

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

For what its worth OP I think I'm doing it wrong too!

I'm not rampant 24/7.

I have sex once a month if I'm very lucky.

I never want a gangbang or to be covered in cum.

I look at photos and see the decor before anything else! The amount of people with mould round their baths upsets me!

I can't think of many things worse than dogging, gagging on cock or pain.

I don't think vanilla is boring.

I could go on as to why I probably don't fit in here!

However isn't that just the appeal? Open to all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I am truthful, anything I say I've done or that I'm into is all truth.

Apart from my profile heading, I can't ride like Kelly Bundy unless she rides guys with awkwardness and feels like she's not doing it correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah Fab reminds me of that movie, erm, oh yeah, La La Land!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I am truthful, anything I say I've done or that I'm into is all truth.

Apart from my profile heading, I can't ride like Kelly Bundy unless she rides guys with awkwardness and feels like she's not doing it correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think you're doing anything wrong. What works with one person doesn't necessarily work with anyone else. I like what I like with mr but with a meet if they tried that it would leave me cold.

Just be yourself it does seem to work so well for you x

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I'm with you brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people think that sex is a competition ? Or even better, a tournament ?

Jesus fucking christ just Chill, have your fun and find a way to please your partner and there you go.

Some people should really stop overthinking when it comes to sex, just relax, there's no one looking at you and giving you grades PN how long you fucked with someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like guys that blow their beans quickly. I like fast fucks but can reload and go again after a rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are the same as many of us MrBerks.

I too am not horny all day long, I don't have time.

I never long for a 9 inch cock. I look forward to seeing certain people, I don't care about a size.

I couldn't care less about a multiple orgasm.

I have zero interest in being covered in cum, in fact the thought of it repulses me.

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

The quiet ones tend to be the surprise package. I've met quite a few who can talk the talk,but when it comes to doing the walk they fall flat on their face.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh Dan, you surely don't think you're alone by now!

You've posted this thread a few times before but hopefully this time will help you realise you are not alone.

You're not alone Dan!

I'm think people will naturally focus on the sex side of things - 'it is a casual sex forum' after all.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I am not horny and need sex 24/7. I have my horny moments but also a life that gets in the way. I don't want to have sex for hours. I prefer good company,a variety of sexual activities and a relaxed time.I don't want to complete the full works of Kama Sutra.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah thank you everyone ...

You're all right, of course.

You mean not to believe everything people write on t'internet? Who'd have thunk it!?

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Ah thank you everyone ...

You're all right, of course.

You mean not to believe everything people write on t'internet? Who'd have thunk it!?

Actions speak louder than words. Especially on here.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I don't do Fab right either, I can't and don't just jump into bed with just anyone.

I have had sex once this year, my toys are packed away and my wand is gathering dust.

I've got other things going on in my life just now, I would like to have someone I can relax with and enjoy some passion, but hey, it is what it is, so if there are any white knights out there, feel free to let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan it is about the quality and not the quantity.

Also one would be able to engage with you on a mental level before, during and after which would be more important to me than an almost instant hard on.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Sexual beasts? Or emotionally stunted odd balls..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most folk talk the talk but don't walk the walk.

Just do you

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Ah thank you everyone ...

You're all right, of course.

You mean not to believe everything people write on t'internet? Who'd have thunk it!?

exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Dan,

You do belong here and who gives a stuff if you can't do or think all those things. And remember, not all women want a person as you describe.

You have the power with words to mentally stimulate people. I'm sure many men wish they had your brain and humour and caring nature.

And I'll bet many of the Fems on here want to meet you

It's not worth stressing about it and as previous people have said, some people exaggerate massively on here to big themselves up!

Relax x

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"You are the same as many of us MrBerks.

I too am not horny all day long, I don't have time.

I never long for a 9 inch cock. I look forward to seeing certain people, I don't care about a size.

I couldn't care less about a multiple orgasm.

I have zero interest in being covered in cum, in fact the thought of it repulses me."

Well said, think that goes for a fair few of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came out of the man cave read OP...

Suddenly I feel quite normal

Never did understand the predominantly male primeval urge for dick measuring competitions...I'd probably lose..in all walks of life not just on fab.

We are who we are life is too short to pretend otherwise and our needs desires and dreams change constantly...maybe the secret is just to accept that after all most of our connections with others start in the mind...it's the most powerful organ we all possess...and the one that determines everything we do of feel...

Today I'm in the man cave with my digs the world feels good and wherever any of our days go is where we are meant to be..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a few months of discussions I'm so not Fab it's a wonder I'm still here

Mostly for the laughs at the moment it would seem

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I don't have anything going for me.

No desire to meet anyone at the moment for anthing other than drink or food

I hang for the forums and they are currently boring as fuck

Maybe I need to grow a dick

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't have anything going for me.

No desire to meet anyone at the moment for anthing other than drink or food

I hang for the forums and they are currently boring as fuck

Maybe I need to grow a dick"

Also...I haven't felt horny for weeks, usually I'm just bullshitting my way through the day pretending to be flirty and shit

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I couldn't give a fuck what people think about me, and I certainly don't make boasts of sexual prowess because sex is a thing that happens between two pepole, and it's not one or the other who's "good" or "bad" at sex, its about compatability.

Seems to have served me OK so far.

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By *aughty-MittsCouple
over a year ago

Newport

At least your honest and don't have a huge ego like others on here and women respect that.

There's nothing wrong with you so your doing nothing wrong and don't listen to how so much better you think some people are compared to you. Stop comparing your self as wheb you do attract someone at least you know they like you for you and not just because your some stud muffin and treat you like a circus freak. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have anything going for me.

No desire to meet anyone at the moment for anthing other than drink or food

I hang for the forums and they are currently boring as fuck

Maybe I need to grow a dick

Also...I haven't felt horny for weeks, usually I'm just bullshitting my way through the day pretending to be flirty and shit "

that's not good

But sometimes other things just take precedence.

I'm sure you'll be back to your normal self

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I read some threads on here and hear of everyone else's sexual gymnastics and incredible prowess.

And you know what?

I just can't fuck for hour after hour after hour all night long like most in here - most of the time 60 minutes is plenty enough ..

I can't cum over and over and over again and have multiple orgasms within minutes like many say they can..

I'm not in a constant state of arousal and horny ALL of the time from the moment I wake up until I go to sleep like everyone else says they are on those 'how horny are you' threads ..

I don't have a 9 inch girthy cock that can thrust away for hours on end ...

In fact I'm rather mediocre when it comes to sex compared to all you lot.

I'm doing Fab all wrong aren't I?

Is it only me that isn't a total sexual animal that's constantly obsessed with sex and able to perform and repeat for hours on end!? I feel like I don't belong ...

Flipping 'eck would be bored ridged, however a few hours playing /foreplay, now the is a different story.

Let's make an intense, sexual stunning club, and a I fuck for hours club, 'twould would be better than filters....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't have anything going for me.

No desire to meet anyone at the moment for anthing other than drink or food

I hang for the forums and they are currently boring as fuck

Maybe I need to grow a dick

Also...I haven't felt horny for weeks, usually I'm just bullshitting my way through the day pretending to be flirty and shit

that's not good

But sometimes other things just take precedence.

I'm sure you'll be back to your normal self "

One would hope.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"I don't have anything going for me.

No desire to meet anyone at the moment for anthing other than drink or food

I hang for the forums and they are currently boring as fuck

Maybe I need to grow a dick"

FAF? (Fancy a fry-up?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Hail Dan - The thinking totty's man!

Completely in agreement with you there. I'm a crap fabster for all of the above reasons, don't have a tyrannusaurus cock, and don't proclaim to be a Don Juan/Ron Jeremy hybrid.

I don't stand out but I stand proud.

Thank you for speaking for the Average Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Facebook people posting about their fantastic lives are usually the unhappiest with absolutely nothing going on in their lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do often wonder what others do when they seem to live and breathe fab -

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By *aughty-MittsCouple
over a year ago

Newport

"On Facebook people posting about their fantastic lives are usually the unhappiest with absolutely nothing going on in their lives."

Your definitely right there! I see on Facebook people posting how much they love each other and how they got amazing family life but from a few I know the husband or wife is cheeting and they are only together for the sake of kids are a easier life than splitting. It's so sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know when it's time for a fab break when I start comparing myself to others, when I start to believe everyone else is a sexual goddess / god.

I don't close my eyes & squirt, gush, fist or do anal for England but in my own way I do have an enjoyable time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know when it's time for a fab break when I start comparing myself to others, when I start to believe everyone else is a sexual goddess / god.

I don't close my eyes & squirt, gush, fist or do anal for England but in my own way I do have an enjoyable time.

I don't do any of those things, either - but I'm totally a sexual goddess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no sexual athlete but I don't compare myself to others and certainly don't take any notice of the mostly made up bollox on the forum. I'm happy

I think you're right with the mostly made up bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know when it's time for a fab break when I start comparing myself to others, when I start to believe everyone else is a sexual goddess / god.

I don't close my eyes & squirt, gush, fist or do anal for England but in my own way I do have an enjoyable time.

I don't do any of those things, either - but I'm totally a sexual goddess

I'm more of a wine goddess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On Facebook people posting about their fantastic lives are usually the unhappiest with absolutely nothing going on in their lives.

Yep.

Same on here.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Most of the people who do some of the things mentioned just get on with it and don't bother posting on the forums about it,

Either that or spend their time wanking in the chat rooms,

I'm practically a virgin compared to most of the people on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am pleased to see I am not the only woman on fab that doesn't gush/squirt or multi orgasm

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