FabSwingers.com forum: What type of vagina do you have

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My friends have shared this silly article on our private Facebook group that has had us giggling today. So what's yours?

Ms Barbie : in this type, your inner lips are completely tucked in and concealed by the outer lips. This image of the vagina is considered to be normal and ideal by several people though is very rare amongst women.

Ms Tulip: in this form, the inner lips are slightly visible through the outer labia.

Ms Puffs: sort of like a Ms Barbie but in this, the inner lips are situated lower on the pubic bone.

Ms Horseshoe: the vagina appears with a wider opening at the top part between the outer lips.

Ms Curtains: considered to be the most common type of vagina. In this the inner lips are visibly stretched and extended between the outer lips.

Remember there's no ideal type of vagina. The way your vagina looks is not affected by your weight, age, or race. There's nothing abnormal about its appearance. So embrace your vagina ladies x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well if I wear lacey knickers and tight jeans I end up with the "Rocky Dennis" for a week.

Never again.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I have a rare vagina then.

Never been a barbie anything before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah ms barbie here but I think it looks more like a beak or a mouth especially if it's shaved and no hair anywhere. Just a slit and everything's packed away inside like mini intestines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a Barbie. I don't want Ken though-hes got nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if I wear lacey knickers and tight jeans I end up with the "Rocky Dennis" for a week.

Never again."

Ouch uncomfortable x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I want a Barbie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a rare vagina then.

Never been a barbie anything before."

I know, wonder if being compared to a Barbie is going to be a good thing x

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm a rare barbie apparently

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Im a Barbie. I don't want Ken though-hes got nothing

Ken is a eunuch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barbie here too.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I have a rare vagina then.

Never been a barbie anything before.

I know, wonder if being compared to a Barbie is going to be a good thing x "

Who named it a barbie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a rare vagina then.

Never been a barbie anything before."

Does that mean you now qualify for a pink car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Barbie which I kind of thought was normal

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I'm worried now. Mine looks like none of those

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I have a rare vagina then.

Never been a barbie anything before.

Does that mean you now qualify for a pink car?"

I want the mansion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then there's me, checking galleries to see if ladies are correct

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ok. I openly admit I have a car crash vag.

I'm embarrassed by it. Guys don't seem to care and neither so the girls, but me... I do care.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a rare vagina then.

Never been a barbie anything before.

I know, wonder if being compared to a Barbie is going to be a good thing x

Who named it a barbie? "

Was apparently a beautician who used to do a lot of waxing x

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Then there's me, checking galleries to see if ladies are correct

Who made you the vagina police?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'm just seeking clarification

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok. I openly admit I have a car crash vag.

I'm embarrassed by it. Guys don't seem to care and neither so the girls, but me... I do care. "

Is it like a microwave lasagne?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then there's me, checking galleries to see if ladies are correct

Haha...I'm not...well maybe I did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Then there's me, checking galleries to see if ladies are correct

Trust you ! X

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm just seeking clarification

Can we do this? I might send out photos and ask

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ok. I openly admit I have a car crash vag.

I'm embarrassed by it. Guys don't seem to care and neither so the girls, but me... I do care.

Is it like a microwave lasagne?"

Yes, with a little chewed by a walrus thrown in for good measure. I think it must have been all the masturbation as a teen.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ms Tulips or Ms Puffs - depends on how aroused I am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm just seeking clarification

Can we do this? I might send out photos and ask"

I wasn't sending a pic, I was hoping memory would be enough

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Like a badly packed kebab.

I'll still eat it as long as it's tasty! ; )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then there's me, checking galleries to see if ladies are correct

Who made you the vagina police?

Someone had to step up to this hard job

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm just seeking clarification

Can we do this? I might send out photos and ask

I wasn't sending a pic, I was hoping memory would be enough

Its been so long...I doubt it

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Then there's me, checking galleries to see if ladies are correct

Who made you the vagina police?

Someone had to step up to this hard job

Mm I bet it's hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world. ...

Jeez who thought up the names? ?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm just seeking clarification

Can we do this? I might send out photos and ask

I wasn't sending a pic, I was hoping memory would be enough

Its been so long...I doubt it "

I've just been told, "I need many many more looks to make sure"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then there's me, checking galleries to see if ladies are correct

Who made you the vagina police?

Someone had to step up to this hard job

Mm I bet it's hard!

I'm in public wearing shorts, you'll get me into an awkward situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once dated a girl and it literally looked like a kebab... literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ms Tuilp-Curtains.

I'm going for a double barrelled name 'cos I iz posh & so is my vag...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once dated a girl and it literally looked like a kebab... literally

Maybe she thinks your willy looks like a tremor, shit get me on concrete get me on concrete!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Barbie, without the Barbie body ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once dated a girl and it literally looked like a kebab... literally

Maybe she thinks your willy looks like a tremor, shit get me on concrete get me on concrete!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

It bugs me when these articles talk about vaginas as if they are external!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I once dated a girl and it literally looked like a kebab... literally

Maybe she thinks your willy looks like a tremor, shit get me on concrete get me on concrete!

I used to love that film!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Preliminary findings are that I'm a tulip, however further research is being dedicated to this matter. The data will take some considerable time to collate in order for the research to be gold standard. Sorry folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It bugs me when these articles talk about vaginas as if they are external!"

Mine's still in bed at the minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once dated a girl and it literally looked like a kebab... literally

Maybe she thinks your willy looks like a tremor, shit get me on concrete get me on concrete!

To be fair she was the loveliest girl going that's not a dig at her I just remember thinking it at the time

I used to love that film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah ms barbie here but I think it looks more like a beak or a mouth especially if it's shaved and no hair anywhere. Just a slit and everything's packed away inside like mini intestines. "

You've written that so well I'm using yours

Yep that's me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains over here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah ms barbie here but I think it looks more like a beak or a mouth especially if it's shaved and no hair anywhere. Just a slit and everything's packed away inside like mini intestines.

You've written that so well I'm using yours

Yep that's me too

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I have no idea what I am. I don't really think about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beef curtains over here..."

No better feeling than opening the curtains on a July summer morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?

I can feel someone is writing the male equivalent one right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok. I openly admit I have a car crash vag.

I'm embarrassed by it. Guys don't seem to care and neither so the girls, but me... I do care.

Is it like a microwave lasagne?

Yes, with a little chewed by a walrus thrown in for good measure. I think it must have been all the masturbation as a teen."

My favourite kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a tuft of cotton candy framing a paper cut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I'm a Ms. Tulip....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a tuft of cotton candy framing a paper cut.

Nice like a rabbits nose lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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It has been confirmed that I do have a barbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has been confirmed that I do have a barbie

Do you have a certificate to prove it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall we start a thread for the fellas

Party sausage

Chorizo sausage

Butternut squash

Sausage roll

Parsnip

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

That's not a vagina you're describing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall we start a thread for the fellas

Party sausage

Chorizo sausage

Butternut squash

Sausage roll

Parsnip "

You forgot those that look like those water snake toys

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It has been confirmed that I do have a barbie

Do you have a certificate to prove it? "

Is someone's word not proof enough here? Ah balls

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Shall we start a thread for the fellas

Party sausage

Chorizo sausage

Butternut squash

Sausage roll

Parsnip

You forgot those that look like those water snake toys

I love those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's not a vagina you're describing. "

Mines more cannelloni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ms Tulips or Ms Puffs - depends on how aroused I am!

Me too

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Certainly Barbie like as my photos clearly show!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm have a Barbie foof but I wouldn't strive to be her as she has an unattainable figure, no brain, no voice and she's plastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm have a Barbie foof but I wouldn't strive to be her as she has an unattainable figure, no brain, no voice and she's plastic

Oh I dunno. ..she seems to have done alright for herself though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have no idea what mine is. Need to do some asking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a rare barbie

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Then there's me, checking galleries to see if ladies are correct

Who made you the vagina police?

I think that being Irish and a neutral nation I should be the independent verification inspector. Please can all the ladies form an orderly queue in your claimed category. I shall then assess and confirm or realign you to a new category.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if I wear lacey knickers and tight jeans I end up with the "Rocky Dennis" for a week.

Never again."

I saw the picture

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Ms Tulips or Ms Puffs - depends on how aroused I am!

Ms beautiful from your your old avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone have a vagina like a Bucket ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea. My gearbox has been sliced and stiched back up due to childbirth. It's probably not the prettiest beaver on the block.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Mrs is a definite Barbie. Apparently quite rare for a woman of her age.

I suppose both kids by C section helped.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I have a barbie.

Pretty apt given how much I play with her.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a vagina, mores the pity

But peach is definitely a Ms curtains, which I adore and is my standard I compare to.

Fuzz

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No idea. My gearbox has been sliced and stiched back up due to childbirth. It's probably not the prettiest beaver on the block. "

you have a beautiful way with words

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mines warm, wet and inviting. I find thats enough

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I'm a barbie

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Well if I wear lacey knickers and tight jeans I end up with the "Rocky Dennis" for a week.

Never again.

I saw the picture

Twas a hellish time

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By *kultraCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"Yeah ms barbie here but I think it looks more like a beak or a mouth especially if it's shaved and no hair anywhere. Just a slit and everything's packed away inside like mini intestines. "

Omg I'm dying because I have ms barbie and think it looks like a beak sometimes too pmsl

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I toss my prawns on anyone's Barbie?

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By *kultraCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Is a pierced one a category? Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Basically there's an innie... An outie and a shake it all aboutie

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"No idea. My gearbox has been sliced and stiched back up due to childbirth. It's probably not the prettiest beaver on the block. "
Ha Ha me too. However I asked someone who has spent time with it and he says Tulip..

I expect that's because ripped out fireplace wasn't on the list

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm just popping off to study it I'll report back...

You know I can't say I take an awful lot of notice what goes on down there to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a " oh shit I've had kids vanny "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes a barbie

But mostly curtains.

I don't like the way my vagina looks

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah ms barbie here but I think it looks more like a beak or a mouth especially if it's shaved and no hair anywhere. Just a slit and everything's packed away inside like mini intestines.

Omg I'm dying because I have ms barbie and think it looks like a beak sometimes too pmsl"

Haha I call it my beak as well, only to my friends though, never to a guy!

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By *laireandjamieCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

Barbie here but I can't say i spend a lot of time thinking about it

If we were all the same life would be rather boring .........

Claire x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But no defination of a Wizard's Sleeve?...but I can guess

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By *otnhornyukCouple
over a year ago

brynmawr

Come on Barbie, let's go party

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By *oobies92Woman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Barbie too, so it is really that rare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ms Tulip for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's not a vagina you're describing. "

If anybody started asking ladies to describe their vulva,I imagine it would lead to some confusion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall we start a thread for the fellas

Party sausage

Chorizo sausage

Butternut squash

Sausage roll

Parsnip "

Let's not forget Button Mushroom.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"That's not a vagina you're describing.

If anybody started asking ladies to describe their vulva,I imagine it would lead to some confusion."

How many would reply with "Eh? I've got a Nissan!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barbie here, but I likened mine more to a hibernating hedgehog

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"That's not a vagina you're describing.

Mines more cannelloni

You really must try my bolocknese one of these days.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I have a very wet one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Barbie one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably say Barbie but then could be Tulip sometimes as I seem to have one half of my inner lips hang Lower then the other which at times comes through my labia........if that makes sense to anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barbie - you can't see anything from the outside but a line. And though sensitive, my inner lips and clit are small and a bit deeper set compared with others I've seen. Though they get bigger when I'm aroused.. not as much as other ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd probably say Barbie but then could be Tulip sometimes as I seem to have one half of my inner lips hang Lower then the other which at times comes through my labia........if that makes sense to anyone?

xx"

Yes, completely. Mine depends on how I'm standing/lying. But I'm the same x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need pics ladies. All this talk but no evidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Basically there's an innie... An outie and a shake it all aboutie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, completely. Mine depends on how I'm standing/lying. But I'm the same x "

So nice to know I'm not the only one

yes it depends how I'm stood, sat or laying. X

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