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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Disclaimer: Bit of light hearted, non-condesending fun, honest Ladies (you had to look, didn't you?)

While ago, completely out of the blue a work colleague, during a long boring night shift, said to me, "you know, if I was a woman, I'd be a lesbian". Well, after days of giving him abuse and ridicule I had an epiphany....he was right!

Give it some thought gents, what about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That depends. Would I still be me? (my brain in a womans body) because yea I'd be a lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yeah, would be so much easier to meet up with the bi ladies on here

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By *odkaredbull23Man
over a year ago

some where central

If I were to wake a woman one day I would obviously due to my mind set just now be a lesbian.... purely because the thought of going near another man's penis makes me gag as a straight male... (No offence to any gay/bi guys on here) it's just not my cup of tea..actually thinking about it tho...it would be great fun... I could play with my boobs all day and would most likely be trying to stick anything and every thing up there to see what it felt like haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hell yeah, would be so much easier to meet up with the bi ladies on here

I think the word 'bi' would be redundant in my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd create a profile on here and see what all the women are complaining about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked.

Nosey us women.

POC is absolutely right, if you had the men's brain you'd do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would become the mythical Unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were to wake a woman one day I would obviously due to my mind set just now be a lesbian.... purely because the thought of going near another man's penis makes me gag as a straight male... (No offence to any gay/bi guys on here) it's just not my cup of tea..actually thinking about it tho...it would be great fun... I could play with my boobs all day and would most likely be trying to stick anything and every thing up there to see what it felt like haha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Do women generally play with their boob's all day and stick any object they can lay their hands on up their fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a lesbian I love licking pussy ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do women generally play with their boob's all day and stick any object they can lay their hands on up their fanny?"

Not all the time no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a woman, I'm not sure. My brain Is attracted to someone who's different to me.

But I'd like to think my mind would be the same, I'm attracted to women, in which case. I do t need to be lesbian, I need to stay at home alone, with my new body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks you should see some the lesbians i work with not a pretty sight enough to turn most men gay.

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By *odkaredbull23Man
over a year ago

some where central

Do women generally play with their boob's all day and stick any object they can lay their hands on up their fanny?"

I dont think i said they did... i said i would (if I woke up as a woman one day and still thought like a man)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Would I have to spend all day shoe shopping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do women generally play with their boob's all day and stick any object they can lay their hands on up their fanny?

I dont think i said they did... i said i would (if I woke up as a woman one day and still thought like a man) "

I'm with you here, I think I would still play with boobs all day. I already shake my cock at every opportunity.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud..."

Are you not already.?

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By *odkaredbull23Man
over a year ago

some where central

Do women generally play with their boob's all day and stick any object they can lay their hands on up their fanny?

I dont think i said they did... i said i would (if I woke up as a woman one day and still thought like a man)

I'm with you here, I think I would still play with boobs all day. I already shake my cock at every opportunity.

Haha exactly... I would be like... oh hello tin of shaving foam... oh that sky remote looks fun...hmm better take that Curtain pole down for a clean and I suppose while it's dowm....

oh hello bottle of Dr pepper...goodbye bottle of doctor pepper....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

Are you not already.? "

I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!

So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

Are you not already.?

I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!

So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage

Bring your L plates to naughty manor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

Are you not already.?

I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!

So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage

Yeah i sort of thought you might be from the vibes i was picking up being down on men all the time.

Hope it works out for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks you should see some the lesbians i work with not a pretty sight enough to turn most men gay.

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your wrong mate i had two lesbian friends when i was living abroad and i think they are amazing people more friendly in real life than anyone else

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

Are you not already.?

I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!

So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage

Bring your L plates to naughty manor

I will do,how long do you think it will be before I can change my profile to bisexual?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks you should see some the lesbians i work with not a pretty sight enough to turn most men gay.

your wrong mate i had two lesbian friends when i was living abroad and i think they are amazing people more friendly in real life than anyone else

I wasn't saying their not nice people i was commenting on the ones i work with looks wise.

Trust me its not full of lipstick lesbians here fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud..."

One with a body like yours

Mrs sinner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

Are you not already.?

I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!

So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage

Bring your L plates to naughty manor

I will do,how long do you think it will be before I can change my profile to bisexual?

We can have your 'o' levels passed in a few hours

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

6 replies. Didn't think it would last that long

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

Are you not already.?

I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!

So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage

Yeah i sort of thought you might be from the vibes i was picking up being down on men all the time.

Hope it works out for you.

Noooo,it's not all the time. There's some great,hot,fit,funny,charming,bi/straight/fab straight men on here,but they are so hard to find.

I have no other choice but to look for a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That depends. Would I still be me? (my brain in a womans body) because yea I'd be a lesbian"

Hahaha this

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

Are you not already.?

I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!

So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage

Bring your L plates to naughty manor

I will do,how long do you think it will be before I can change my profile to bisexual?

We can have your 'o' levels passed in a few hours

In a few hour's...gulp!

. That sound's intensive

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. My penis is a mere strap on

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over a year ago

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

Are you not already.?

I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!

So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage

Yeah i sort of thought you might be from the vibes i was picking up being down on men all the time.

Hope it works out for you.

Noooo,it's not all the time. There's some great,hot,fit,funny,charming,bi/straight/fab straight men on here,but they are so hard to find.

I have no other choice but to look for a woman

It sounds like you're in that place where only a woman can help you deal with your issues so you're doing the right thing.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud..."

Oh oh I've thought about this, Holly Willoughby

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yeah i sort of thought you might be from the vibes i was picking up being down on men all the time.

Hope it works out for you.

Noooo,it's not all the time. There's some great,hot,fit,funny,charming,bi/straight/fab straight men on here,but they are so hard to find.

I have no other choice but to look for a woman

It sounds like you're in that place where only a woman can help you deal with your issues so you're doing the right thing.

I have a cock or two on standby if it doesn't turn out so all's good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah i sort of thought you might be from the vibes i was picking up being down on men all the time.

Hope it works out for you.

Noooo,it's not all the time. There's some great,hot,fit,funny,charming,bi/straight/fab straight men on here,but they are so hard to find.

I have no other choice but to look for a woman

It sounds like you're in that place where only a woman can help you deal with your issues so you're doing the right thing.

I have a cock or two on standby if it doesn't turn out so all's good

Oh i'm sure you do.

Only the two.?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

Oh oh I've thought about this, Holly Willoughby

She's beautiful yes,but I don't think she'd be my type

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

Oh oh I've thought about this, Holly Willoughby

She's beautiful yes,but I don't think she'd be my type

Oh what do you think would be your type?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Hope it works out for you.

Noooo,it's not all the time. There's some great,hot,fit,funny,charming,bi/straight/fab straight men on here,but they are so hard to find.

I have no other choice but to look for a woman

It sounds like you're in that place where only a woman can help you deal with your issues so you're doing the right thing.

I have a cock or two on standby if it doesn't turn out so all's good

Oh i'm sure you do.

Only the two.?

Yes two's enough for me at any one time,I'm not a greedy person. Three is a perfect number I find,anymore and it's just a crowd and I don't really like crowd's

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

Oh oh I've thought about this, Holly Willoughby

She's beautiful yes,but I don't think she'd be my type

Oh what do you think would be your type?

Hard to put my finger on,but I think someone who's slim with a bit of character to their face,maybe fair hair. That kinda thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew you couldn't resist a natural blond.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got to be honest, the thread lasted longer than I thought it would before the inevitably!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Kiss of death when someone says 'men only'...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kiss of death when someone says 'men only'..."

Was going okay!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Kiss of death when someone says 'men only'...

Was going okay!"

Then peaked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use reverse psychology and start it 'women only' next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

Are you not already.?

I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!

So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage

Bring your L plates to naughty manor

I will do,how long do you think it will be before I can change my profile to bisexual?

We can have your 'o' levels passed in a few hours

In a few hour's...gulp!

. That sound's intensive

You could sign up to a multi-session course which is less intensive, but requires regular attendance.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

In a few hour's...gulp!

. That sound's intensive

You could sign up to a multi-session course which is less intensive, but requires regular attendance.

Hmm I'll have a think about that one,anyway shush you're getting me into trouble,we women aren't allowed on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a few hour's...gulp!

. That sound's intensive

You could sign up to a multi-session course which is less intensive, but requires regular attendance.

Hmm I'll have a think about that one,anyway shush you're getting me into trouble,we women aren't allowed on this thread

Rules shmules. Down with rules!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

In a few hour's...gulp!

. That sound's intensive

You could sign up to a multi-session course which is less intensive, but requires regular attendance.

Hmm I'll have a think about that one,anyway shush you're getting me into trouble,we women aren't allowed on this thread

Rules shmules. Down with rules!

Well no-one is posting are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will answer the Op question.

I immediately wish I was a bloke again. I like having the ability to piss standing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...

Are you not already.?

I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!

So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage

Yeah i sort of thought you might be from the vibes i was picking up being down on men all the time.

Hope it works out for you.

Noooo,it's not all the time. There's some great,hot,fit,funny,charming,bi/straight/fab straight men on here,but they are so hard to find.

I have no other choice but to look for a woman

Yep. Most people I like seem to be a million miles away from me.....I'm still straight though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks you should see some the lesbians i work with not a pretty sight enough to turn most men gay.

your wrong mate i had two lesbian friends when i was living abroad and i think they are amazing people more friendly in real life than anyone else

I wasn't saying their not nice people i was commenting on the ones i work with looks wise.

Trust me its not full of lipstick lesbians here fella."

Sorry but it's just not logical for you to say that working with lesbians you don't find attractive would turn most men gay! The lesbians aren't available for you to fuck so how you gonna catch The Ghey because of them? XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you feel in your current frame of mind and being heterosexual, I would imagine you would think since you adore the female body you would naturally if a woman feel the same way, however on the female prospective, say heterosexual women who adore the male body would they if they woke up a man fancy men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.

Look's like you're by yourself there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the one advantage of being a woman was not having the hassle of dealing with a relarionship with women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.

Look's like you're by yourself there."

i know because all the other men are afraid to speak out i think

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over a year ago

"No thanks you should see some the lesbians i work with not a pretty sight enough to turn most men gay.

your wrong mate i had two lesbian friends when i was living abroad and i think they are amazing people more friendly in real life than anyone else

I wasn't saying their not nice people i was commenting on the ones i work with looks wise.

Trust me its not full of lipstick lesbians here fella.

Because they are so grotesquely vile as to permanently scar your minds eye.

This constant reminder of thier horrendousness whrn in the presence of a woman removes the man's ability to even think about getting it on let alone fucking the woman.

So in desperation he does the only thing left and turns to men for companionship

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.

Look's like you're by yourself there.

i know because all the other men are afraid to speak out i think

No they just don't moan about it as much as you

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By (user no longer on site)
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"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.

Look's like you're by yourself there.

i know because all the other men are afraid to speak out i think

No they just don't moan about it as much as you

maybe your right maybe your not as for me moaning which i not i only telling it like it is if that moaning when we all should shut up then and say nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.

Look's like you're by yourself there.

i know because all the other men are afraid to speak out i think

Or because it's gibberish?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.

Look's like you're by yourself there.

i know because all the other men are afraid to speak out i think

No they just don't moan about it as much as you

maybe your right maybe your not as for me moaning which i not i only telling it like it is if that moaning when we all should shut up then and say nothing.

I think we should all do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.

Look's like you're by yourself there.

i know because all the other men are afraid to speak out i think

No they just don't moan about it as much as you

maybe your right maybe your not as for me moaning which i not i only telling it like it is if that moaning when we all should shut up then and say nothing.

I think we should all do that

I see well have fun as i shutting shop and saying nothing as it get me into trouble here in this forum after trying for 6 years out of 23 hehe.

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