FabSwingers.com forum: Men vs Women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A battle of stereotypes, just for a bit of fun, (not for easily offended)

I'll kick off with 1 for each being a gentleman of course!

Women have smaller feet so it's easier for them to do the dishes!

Men are all the same and have an attention spam of...wait what is this thread about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men are desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this will be fun

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Men can't multitask

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By *parks133Man
over a year ago

luton

Offside rule explained! Kitchen door, if you step overthe threshold of kitchen door ladies you are offside . X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men have no spacial awareness. They don't know the difference between 4 inches and 9.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All men are desperate

You're playing for the wrong team fella

Women should never leave the kitchen, after all that's where you find all of the ing_edients to make a man a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A battle of stereotypes, just for a bit of fun, (not for easily offended)

I'll kick off with 1 for each being a gentleman of course!

Women have smaller feet so it's easier for them to do the dishes!

Men are all the same and have an attention spam of...wait what is this thread about?"

There's such a thing as attentive spam

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Men are incapable of understanding the correct position of the toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men have no spacial awareness. They don't know the difference between 4 inches and 9. "

Women don't know the difference between locks and straight hair apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men don't understand what a washing basket is actually intended for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All men are desperate

You're playing for the wrong team fella

Women should never leave the kitchen, after all that's where you find all of the ing_edients to make a man a sandwich

Ahh but....if you've not made her scream in the kitchen then you don't deserve the damn sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't know the difference between locks and straight hair apparently!

Ah - but hairpins deal with both straight hair and locks...!!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Men never read instructions!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All men are desperate

You're playing for the wrong team fella

Women should never leave the kitchen, after all that's where you find all of the ing_edients to make a man a sandwich

Ahh but....if you've not made her scream in the kitchen then you don't deserve the damn sandwich

Fine, I'll throw a rice sized spider in there, that will do the trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All women have a bit of lesbian in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are incapable of understanding the correct position of the toilet seat "

Some men seem incapable of hitting a large target from a short distance.

Some men seem incapable of cleaning the floor afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can't multitask

I cant - not all women can either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men dont like to ask for directions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women cannot parallel park

sorry girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men dont like to ask for directions. "

Women don't understand directions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying shit.. After watching our really rather professional and pretty gorgeous female officer trounce the entire squadron in every fitness challenge going bar bench press..

I'm not even going to joke about how men and women are different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women hold sex to ransom.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Men can never ask for directions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men don't know how to make love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men don't know how to use a dishwasher, preferring to put cups etc on top of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can never ask for directions!"

Aye but we can read maps

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men don't know how to make love

blatantly untrue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are incapable of understanding the correct position of the toilet seat "

We do lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman always say they can multitask yet it's just a excuse when they make a mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

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By *lackHardDickMan
over a year ago

London

Woman always spend alot of money on things they dont need or use.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

Women only think of sex it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

Luckily everywhere I wanna go is South of the pole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women like to think they're the ones to wear pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men pair different socks together. I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

Women only think of sex it seems

Shocking huh!! Any football on this weekend??

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

Women only think of sex it seems

I thought this was a male trait??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

Women only think of sex it seems

I thought this was a male trait??"

No, we just don't play innocent about it

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

Women only think of sex it seems

Shocking huh!! Any football on this weekend??

Women's Euros

Think Scotland get beat, i mean play on Sunday

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

Women only think of sex it seems

I thought this was a male trait??

No, we just don't play innocent about it

I'm far from innocent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

Women only think of sex it seems

Shocking huh!! Any football on this weekend??

Football? What's that, RedBull Rampage is coming soon ain't nobody watching football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can't multitask

Lies. We can watch porn and masturbate at the same time

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

Then head east

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women like to think they're the ones to wear pants!"

I prefer woman who know I prefer them to wear none.

Women can't handle the truth if you tell them.

Men don't want to hear it anyway.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

Then head east

Fuzz"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

Women only think of sex it seems

I thought this was a male trait??

No, we just don't play innocent about it

I'm far from innocent!

Hmmm, yep that sounds about right...something is a pleasant reminder of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can't win an argument with a woman, even more so if she knows you're right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men have no spacial awareness. They don't know the difference between 4 inches and 9. "

Eh yes they do ...just don't like to admit it ..what's 5inches between freinds..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

Women only think of sex it seems

Shocking huh!! Any football on this weekend??

Women's Euros

Think Scotland get beat, i mean play on Sunday

Mmmm Soccer Moms

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By *nneedofagoodMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Men don't know how to use a dishwasher, preferring to put cups etc on top of it

Of course we know how to load and use a dishwasher

But if we leave the things on top it helps remind women its their job to do the washing up

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By *nneedofagoodMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Men have no spacial awareness. They don't know the difference between 4 inches and 9. "

But, if the cocks were attached to the front and back bumpers of a car, they would be more spatially aware than the ladies

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Men are incapable of understanding the correct position of the toilet seat "

The clue is..

Sit down, seat down

Stand up, seat up..

Thimples, not our fault you lot haven't maste_ed standing up to pee

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!

But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want

Ha!

I find generally heading South works for me

Women only think of sex it seems

I thought this was a male trait??

No, we just don't play innocent about it

I'm far from innocent!

Hmmm, yep that sounds about right...something is a pleasant reminder of that

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Men never read instructions!!"

Is that like some kind of book then?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Men can't multitask

I did a thread about that, they agreed unless it involved sexual tasks

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Men dont like to ask for directions. "

It's why we invented sat nav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All men smell amazing

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't win an argument with a woman, even more so if she knows you're right!"

Very true words

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask a woman if she is ok she will always say I'm fine, never take this at face value as it will bite you in the ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't win an argument with a woman, even more so if she knows you're right!"

Men are never right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you ask a woman if she is ok she will always say I'm fine, never take this at face value as it will bite you in the ads

Ass even lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can't win an argument with a woman, even more so if she knows you're right!

Men are never right

Women have wonky arms that's why they can touch their elbows together with arms 'straight'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't win an argument with a woman, even more so if she knows you're right!

Men are never right

Women have wonky arms that's why they can touch their elbows together with arms 'straight'

I had to try it out... I'm definitely a man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can't win an argument with a woman, even more so if she knows you're right!

Men are never right

Women have wonky arms that's why they can touch their elbows together with arms 'straight'

I had to try it out... I'm definitely a man

Utter bollocks I don't believe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't win an argument with a woman, even more so if she knows you're right!

Men are never right

Women have wonky arms that's why they can touch their elbows together with arms 'straight'

I had to try it out... I'm definitely a man

I'm such a dick.. tried doing that sat on bog at work

my forearms get in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman don't watch porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman always say they can multitask yet it's just a excuse when they make a mistake

Good god yes! Thank you, never thought of that, the amount of times I've been given that as an excuse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't win an argument with a woman, even more so if she knows you're right!

Men are never right

Women have wonky arms that's why they can touch their elbows together with arms 'straight'

I had to try it out... I'm definitely a man

I'm such a dick.. tried doing that sat on bog at work

my forearms get in the way

It's like when someone says it's impossible to lick your elbow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women say they will be ready for a certain time and rarely are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All men are desperate

You're playing for the wrong team fella

Women should never leave the kitchen, after all that's where you find all of the ing_edients to make a man a sandwich

Ahh but....if you've not made her scream in the kitchen then you don't deserve the damn sandwich

Fine, I'll throw a rice sized spider in there, that will do the trick

Pfft

I love spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women cannot parallel park

sorry girls

This one can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men dont like to ask for directions.

Women don't understand directions

This is true

I'm geographically challenged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

this is true

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Men can't multitask

Yes they can.. They can wank & fart at the same time

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Woman don't watch porn. "

I bloody love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men can do everything a woman can but normally they just cant be arsed

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Men can't multitask

Yes they can.. They can wank & fart at the same time "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women overthinking everything.

Women are less tolerant of man's feelings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Obviously not as you get lost lol but refuse to ask for directions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men can never ask for directions!

Aye but we can read maps

Obviously not as you get lost lol but refuse to ask for directions

As a man I only get lost in woman's eyes

On different ocassions I'm just geographically misplaced, not lost!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Man Look"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men have ego issues. Women have spending issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are just plain bloody greedy. Multiple orgasms!!! We get one and then a biological chemical reaction that tells us to sleep,when the polite and acceptable response is a kiss and cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men never read instructions!!"

They do....But only after they have broken it, taken it apart and broken it some more

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Women have superior communication skills and fine eloquence. Men will just say 'bollocks' and the like, if things get complicated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The only athletic activity women participate in is Zumba!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are born with a cock so they can put there hands in there pockets and feel cocky all day

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