FabSwingers.com forum: Uncontrollable urges

By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Mine is bubble wrap... Just gotta pop those bubbles.

What can't you resist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An open pack of Jaffa cakes ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chewing the little plastic stoppers on the end of Bic Pens

Weird I know , hopefully this thread will bring other pen munchers out into the open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating a whole family size packed of wotsits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Logging into Fab

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Eating a whole family size packed of wotsits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy men. It's a terrible problem.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Logging into Fab

You log in?

Man, I don't bother logging out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Logging into Fab

You log in?

Man, I don't bother logging out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at womens peachy bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if someone has chippy chips - have to nick a crunchy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Logging into Fab

You log in?

Man, I don't bother logging out

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good point. Where do I get help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut M & Ms...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben and jerrys

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Stroking dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if someone has chippy chips - have to nick a crunchy one

Stolen chips taste so much better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking through mum/sis knicker drawrs when visiting home...was easier when i lived there lol

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"An open pack of Jaffa cakes ..

Well it is like an invitation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if someone has chippy chips - have to nick a crunchy one

Stolen chips taste so much better. "

dont they just

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Chewing the little plastic stoppers on the end of Bic Pens

Weird I know , hopefully this thread will bring other pen munchers out into the open

I used to do this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking through mum/sis knicker drawrs when visiting home...was easier when i lived there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It can't be done"...

Whoop whoop whoop he says as his brain engages in 1th gear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chewing the little plastic stoppers on the end of Bic Pens

Weird I know , hopefully this thread will bring other pen munchers out into the open

I used to do this!!

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Oh thank god for that

I'm not alone

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Eating a whole family size packed of wotsits!

Pringles do this to me... I don't buy them anymore

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Logging into Fab

That I can easily resist.. Its the people who then text asking why I'm not logged in that I can't resist....

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Sexy men. It's a terrible problem."

I've no problem resisting them... They don't want me!!

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Sexy men. It's a terrible problem."

I've no problem resisting them... They don't want me!!

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Logging into Fab

You log in?

Man, I don't bother logging out

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Looking at womens peachy bums "

Pear shaped ones can be rather attractive too...

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"if someone has chippy chips - have to nick a crunchy one

Its a given.... I've had my hand slapped away many times

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Peanut M & Ms...

Drop them into a box of popcorn and the irresistibly factor goes off the charts!!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Chewing the little plastic stoppers on the end of Bic Pens

Weird I know , hopefully this thread will bring other pen munchers out into the open

It's the lids I eat. It's embarrassing if anyone asks to borrow one, I have to sneakily remove the lid.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Any form of chocolate!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Being kissed to the ground by a white knight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An open pack of Jaffa cakes ..

Same. Also custard creams or chocolate hobnobs. This may be why I'm a fat bastard.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Looking through mum/sis knicker drawrs when visiting home...was easier when i lived there lol

Nooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those videos on Youtube removing blackheads. I can watch them for hours!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Those videos on Youtube removing blackheads. I can watch them for hours!"

I love those too. I really want to squeeze one of those massive zits where the goo cones oozing out like toothpaste out of a tube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apparently i cant resist the flirt urge on here

dont see it myself

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Stroking dogs"

Ha ha ... I'll run across a road to get to a cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those videos on Youtube removing blackheads. I can watch them for hours!"

Gross lol

I cant stop having an urge to perv at my hot new neighbour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently i cant resist the flirt urge on here

dont see it myself

I can't resist to perv at beautiful women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An invite to a BBQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those videos on Youtube removing blackheads. I can watch them for hours!

I love those too. I really want to squeeze one of those massive zits where the goo cones oozing out like toothpaste out of a tube."

I watched a video of the biggest one the other day, it was like, 25 minutes! Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently i cant resist the flirt urge on here

dont see it myself

I can't resist to perv at beautiful women.

are you flirting with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those videos on Youtube removing blackheads. I can watch them for hours!

I love those too. I really want to squeeze one of those massive zits where the goo cones oozing out like toothpaste out of a tube.

I watched a video of the biggest one the other day, it was like, 25 minutes! Haha! "

Not the cyst one on the guys cheek?

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Ben and jerrys"

Ohhhh what flavour??? I'm partial to Cherry Garcia or Pralines & Cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently i cant resist the flirt urge on here

dont see it myself

I can't resist to perv at beautiful women.

are you flirting with me

Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently i cant resist the flirt urge on here

dont see it myself

I can't resist to perv at beautiful women.

are you flirting with me

Maybe.

hmmmm

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Stroking dogs"

Well that's just normal... Unless they've just pushed you into a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently i cant resist the flirt urge on here

dont see it myself

I can't resist to perv at beautiful women.

are you flirting with me

Maybe.

hmmmm

Did you just say Hmmm? Are you touching yourself as we talk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those videos on Youtube removing blackheads. I can watch them for hours!

I love those too. I really want to squeeze one of those massive zits where the goo cones oozing out like toothpaste out of a tube.

I watched a video of the biggest one the other day, it was like, 25 minutes! Haha! "

Feeling slightly less guilty about one of my Youtube playlists now

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Those videos on Youtube removing blackheads. I can watch them for hours!

I love those too. I really want to squeeze one of those massive zits where the goo cones oozing out like toothpaste out of a tube.

I watched a video of the biggest one the other day, it was like, 25 minutes! Haha! "

Life just stops when watching it. I just can't draw my eyes away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently i cant resist the flirt urge on here

dont see it myself

I can't resist to perv at beautiful women.

are you flirting with me

Maybe.

hmmmm

Did you just say Hmmm? Are you touching yourself as we talk?

filth utter filth spouts forth from your lips - it was a more questioning kind of hmmmm

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Looking through mum/sis knicker drawrs when visiting home...was easier when i lived there lol

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Any form of chocolate!"

Except white chocolate... That's the devil's invention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently i cant resist the flirt urge on here

dont see it myself

I can't resist to perv at beautiful women.

are you flirting with me

Maybe.

hmmmm

Did you just say Hmmm? Are you touching yourself as we talk?

filth utter filth spouts forth from your lips - it was a more questioning kind of hmmmm "

I imagined a more pleasurable "hmm"

when we speak. Rather than a confused "hmm".

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Being kissed to the ground by a white knight

Never happens to me...

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Those videos on Youtube removing blackheads. I can watch them for hours!"

Ewwww no....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating a whole family size packed of wotsits!

That's just greedy,,,,mini cheddars,however,I'd swallow the pack whole and then lick the wrapper.

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"apparently i cant resist the flirt urge on here

dont see it myself

Really??? Hadn't noticed

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"An invite to a BBQ

Sausage fest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Munching on toilet roll..... I have something called Pica syndrome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An invite to a BBQ

Sausage fest...

Not one of those...no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently i cant resist the flirt urge on here

dont see it myself

I'm the same apparently. Can't think any reason why people should think that way x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Munching on toilet roll..... I have something called Pica syndrome.

Pica -atchoo "bless you"

*passes loo roll for nose blowing*

Doesn't it make your teeth feel funny?

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon

Pulling apart paperclips...it's my trademark lol wherever I go I leave a trail of mangled paperclips behind. I have one sitting on the desk beside me now...RIP little paperclip

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By *aturisteve69Man
over a year ago

Frodsham

If I walk past a plug socket switched, yet the socket is empty I HAVE to switch it off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Munching on toilet roll..... I have something called Pica syndrome.

Pica -atchoo "bless you"

*passes loo roll for nose blowing*

Doesn't it make your teeth feel funny? "

Haha. Funnily enough no. I have certain brand I buy. I love the texture. I let it melt on my tounge. It is something I've tried to control over the years. Sometimes the compulsion gets too Much. When I was pregnant my Pica ramped up a notch and I ate a whole throw.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Munching on toilet roll..... I have something called Pica syndrome.

Pica -atchoo "bless you"

*passes loo roll for nose blowing*

Doesn't it make your teeth feel funny?

Wowzer. I've seen it on tv where people eat sponges etc. I don't mean to sound ignorant, I'm genuinely intrigued.

The most important question.... is it low calorie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i do have an uncontrollable urge to lick the bowl after mixing up a cake or pudding/cheesecake.

Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Munching on toilet roll..... I have something called Pica syndrome.

Pica -atchoo "bless you"

*passes loo roll for nose blowing*

Doesn't it make your teeth feel funny?

Wowzer. I've seen it on tv where people eat sponges etc. I don't mean to sound ignorant, I'm genuinely intrigued.

The most important question.... is it low calorie

That's okay

. Different people have different inedible compulsions. Mine is not too bad compared to some, which can be life threatening.

Completely low cal! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pegs have to be the same colour when I put my washing on the line....if they are wrong I have to change them. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being kissed to the ground by a white knight

Never happens to me...

There are none. Lightly soiled is the best you can hope for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An urge to lock my car twice .. just to make sure its locked. I know it is but i cant be sure if you know what i mean. Weird I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger and walking home from school with my mum I had to touch the walls of all the front gardens we passed and when I came to a gate I'd hold my breath till I'd passed it and my mum told me how I'd only cross the road with her at a certain point in the road! Think that's a touch of childhood OCD!

Now I'm older I've discovered I can't carry more than one hot drink in my hands at a time. When I worked in lloyds tsb I carried 2 cups of coffee and had an uncontrollable urge to tip them on the floor and I did all over the carpets. Did the same when I worked in the job centre carrying two cups of tea, just tipped them over the floor! It's nuts I can not stop myself doing it and it's only when I have a cup of hot drink in both my hands. Cold drinks fine, holding them on a tray like in costas fine, just don't put a cup of hot drink in each of my hands cos I'll just pour the entire contents all over the place.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Frys dark chocolate bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to my local shop this morning and they now stock tayto, cheese and onion crisps in a six pack, shit, I have done the lot in cold blood, don't judge me

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over a year ago

"I went to my local shop this morning and they now stock tayto, cheese and onion crisps in a six pack, shit, I have done the lot in cold blood, don't judge me

Anyone who openly admits to devouring a full packet is ok in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pealing labels off. Tins,bottles,lighters etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chewing the little plastic stoppers on the end of Bic Pens

Weird I know , hopefully this thread will bring other pen munchers out into the open

It's the lids I eat. It's embarrassing if anyone asks to borrow one, I have to sneakily remove the lid."

Guilty of this as well...

My other addiction is chocolate covered coffee beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to my local shop this morning and they now stock tayto, cheese and onion crisps in a six pack, shit, I have done the lot in cold blood, don't judge me

Anyone who openly admits to devouring a full packet is ok in my eyes

60% of my time is in Tayto land, happy to deliver Aid parcels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few I can't possibly post.

I often get uncontrollable urges to get in the car and drive anywhere.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

I can't resist taking all of the toppings off a pizza before I cook it and rearranging them so that it's all nice and even looking

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I went to my local shop this morning and they now stock tayto, cheese and onion crisps in a six pack, shit, I have done the lot in cold blood, don't judge me

Anyone who openly admits to devouring a full packet is ok in my eyes

Bloody hell... I should have brought Tayto to the social instead of strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't resist taking all of the toppings off a pizza before I cook it and rearranging them so that it's all nice and even looking

Why why why? The odd bit yeah but all of it?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"I can't resist taking all of the toppings off a pizza before I cook it and rearranging them so that it's all nice and even looking

Why why why? The odd bit yeah but all of it?

Because Because Because!! I can't handle it when it's all lob sided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An open pack of Jaffa cakes ..

It doesn't even have to be open

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