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Wet shave with a pair of tits in your face and sitting in your lap...hell sure beats the fat Turkish guy in the barbers shop.
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I go to a spit and sawdust place now so probably would be too tight to pay the premium price even if it did mean boobies in my face | |||
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"Sounds like a winner! I did have a cut once where the hairdresser seemed to spend the whole time pressing her boobs into me. I think it's a tactic to get a larger tip!
I go to a spit and sawdust place now so probably would be too tight to pay the premium price even if it did mean boobies in my face"Yes I've had similar experience in a normal salon...the woman flirted with me no end
So upon leaving firstly tipped her £5 and went to ask her for her number and this gay guy interrupted us...and I never got to ask her.
Sat outside half an hour for salon to close...when she left. Pulled up in car and said I didn't get a chance to ask you for your number, when you was flirting with me...she said was so happy I'd waited for her and asked for her number. She wanted me to do that in the salon, but then we got interrupted
Called her that night...two days of wicked sex and hanging out, before she told me she was bi and had a gf (I thought I'd died and gone to heaven haha), but alas I was just a couple of days of great sex, till her partner got back.
Gutted...the sex was off the vanilla charts | |||
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"Sounds like a winner! I did have a cut once where the hairdresser seemed to spend the whole time pressing her boobs into me. I think it's a tactic to get a larger tip!
I go to a spit and sawdust place now so probably would be too tight to pay the premium price even if it did mean boobies in my face
Yes I've had similar experience in a normal salon...the woman flirted with me no end
So upon leaving firstly tipped her £5 and went to ask her for her number and this gay guy interrupted us...and I never got to ask her.
Sat outside half an hour for salon to close...when she left. Pulled up in car and said I didn't get a chance to ask you for your number, when you was flirting with me...she said was so happy I'd waited for her and asked for her number. She wanted me to do that in the salon, but then we got interrupted
Called her that night...two days of wicked sex and hanging out, before she told me she was bi and had a gf (I thought I'd died and gone to heaven haha), but alas I was just a couple of days of great sex, till her partner got back.
Gutted...the sex was off the vanilla charts "a happy endin there getting the number then or you would of been a borderline pervestalker waiting and hanging about for strange women lol a bit unorthodox nowadays but it worked lol as you said | |||
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" a happy endin there getting the number then or you would of been a borderline pervestalker waiting and hanging about for strange women lol a bit unorthodox nowadays but it worked lol as you said"When you say nowadays? Is that these things where much more socially acceptable back in old days or simply that modern tech gives you the option on trying to contact online?
Like I was out with a mate on a cycle, we stopped at a pub for a cold drink, was so hot. Was a group of females, my mate talking to one of them, she told him a handful of stuff, then their taxi arrived and they left. All way home he went on about her, yet he had no surname or contact details.
In the old days. What would one have done. Hoped one meets her again? Look for her, walk of enquiry as to where she works, if she liked him as much as it appeared, in the old days surely that would have been seen to be the norm kinda thing.
So anyway we was due a cycle. Except he was seeing this woman and he didn't have any time, as they had been with each other all the time for a week. Whats her name I asked...it was the women we had met on our bikes.
Apparently he stuck her first name into fshite and looked through a couple of profiles, there she was, dropped her a message, they met up that night and he'd been with her since.
So it does make me wonder...if is more socially acceptable trying to make contact through online sources?
Than the old days of waiting for some one to finish work say and strolling over or whatever | |||
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" a happy endin there getting the number then or you would of been a borderline pervestalker waiting and hanging about for strange women lol a bit unorthodox nowadays but it worked lol as you said
When you say nowadays? Is that these things where much more socially acceptable back in old days or simply that modern tech gives you the option on trying to contact online?
Like I was out with a mate on a cycle, we stopped at a pub for a cold drink, was so hot. Was a group of females, my mate talking to one of them, she told him a handful of stuff, then their taxi arrived and they left. All way home he went on about her, yet he had no surname or contact details.
In the old days. What would one have done. Hoped one meets her again? Look for her, walk of enquiry as to where she works, if she liked him as much as it appeared, in the old days surely that would have been seen to be the norm kinda thing.
So anyway we was due a cycle. Except he was seeing this woman and he didn't have any time, as they had been with each other all the time for a week. Whats her name I asked...it was the women we had met on our bikes.
Apparently he stuck her first name into fshite and looked through a couple of profiles, there she was, dropped her a message, they met up that night and he'd been with her since.
So it does make me wonder...if is more socially acceptable trying to make contact through online sources?
Than the old days of waiting for some one to finish work say and strolling over or whatever"haha owd school ....I carry a piece of paper and a pen now in my man bag I've missed many opportunities I hate it when they mention face book lol or I wiff ascent Facebook talk looming | |||
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"Went for a cut and shave in turkish barber in turkey. Excellent job and massaged neck and shoulders them seemed to offer additional services in a sauna through the back with 'fine young ladies' - didnt take it up but wished the hell I had now! " This was many years ago, but the barbers was in Easter road | |||
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"Went for a cut and shave in turkish barber in turkey. Excellent job and massaged neck and shoulders them seemed to offer additional services in a sauna through the back with 'fine young ladies' - didnt take it up but wished the hell I had now! " Actually been a few years since hearing this, but would I be right in thinking the saunas all got shut down in embra? Like used to live opposite haha one in Blair steet haha that's going back some. Had a mate that stayed right near London street one..we used to try guess what the blokes did for a living going in and out on a Saturday constant stream back in 90s haha | |||
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"My occupation is a hair stylist.If all my work friends were all naked I would never get anything done.I would be to busy being sick in my mouth lol x " As opposed to being sick where?  | |||
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"My occupation is a hair stylist.If all my work friends were all naked I would never get anything done.I would be to busy being sick in my mouth lol x As opposed to being sick where? "In someone else's mouth?  | |||
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"I remembered we had one years ago in Milton Keynes and google came up with this ........ 24th January 2000 VILLAGERS CONDEMN TOPLESS "BIT OF FUN" Outraged Buckinghamshire residents are demanding the closure of Britain's first topless hairdressing salon. The shop called "Mipples" in New Bradwell Milton Keynes was greeted by a storm of protest when it opened two months ago. Men visiting the salon get a haircut and the chance to see their stylist without her top on. Owner Gary Mernagh said the venture was meant to be a "bit of fun"." Yeah I'm sure has been few in country. Never seem to last. Id have thought they probably been done in more sleezy way, but I'd have thought, if they was done in a classy way. Like a gentlemans club barbers. I'm thinking a hot honey over my lap, wet shaving me and beautiful women walking about..like a clubby dancing up market vibe...say like house music playing ha sounding much more like a gentlemans club haha | |||
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"My hubby always has a topless hair shave from me  "Is it just hubby that gets this or you do homers? | |||
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"My occupation is a hair stylist.If all my work friends were all naked I would never get anything done.I would be to busy being sick in my mouth lol x " So you being a stylist, do you think in an up market gentlemans salon it would be easy or hard to find semi clad women who can cut hair? Also could do with a hair cut you do homers
Or can we get a lockin at your work
Have you ever cut throat shaved a man? | |||
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"i think the business would go tits up "Would you bet your bottom dollar | |||
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"i think the business would go tits up
Would you bet your bottom dollar "indeed arse up it would go in the end | |||
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"i think the business would go tits up
Would you bet your bottom dollar
indeed arse up it would go in the end"i need to get out more | |||
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"i think the business would go tits up
Would you bet your bottom dollar
indeed arse up it would go in the end
i need to get out more"You not got a boat party coming up | |||
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"i think the business would go tits up
Would you bet your bottom dollar
indeed arse up it would go in the end
i need to get out more
You not got a boat party coming up "i have indeed august bank holiday i miss my boat though it should be fun always is fucking on the seas walking around naked no one to see or care | |||
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"i think the business would go tits up
Would you bet your bottom dollar
indeed arse up it would go in the end
i need to get out more
You not got a boat party coming up
i have indeed august bank holiday
i miss my boat though
it should be fun always is
fucking on the seas walking around naked no one to see or care" | |||
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"I used to go to the same place in Kensington. I'd always book the same hairdresser as she was excellent. She was Taiwanese, very beautiful. And she always used to take her time cutting my hair. One time I went there and she wasn't in so the manager cut it instead. I was chatting to her while she snipped away, about my regular hair dresser. Really singing her praises. At the end, while she was showing me the back of my head with the mirror, she leant in close and whispered in my ear. " She really likes you to. Why haven't you invited her out on a date?" I was gobsmacked. " Did u never ask her then? I'd have just said hook me up with her number | |||
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"I used to go to the same place in Kensington. I'd always book the same hairdresser as she was excellent. She was Taiwanese, very beautiful. And she always used to take her time cutting my hair. One time I went there and she wasn't in so the manager cut it instead. I was chatting to her while she snipped away, about my regular hair dresser. Really singing her praises. At the end, while she was showing me the back of my head with the mirror, she leant in close and whispered in my ear. " She really likes you to. Why haven't you invited her out on a date?" I was gobsmacked. Did u never ask her then? I'd have just said hook me up with her number "No. My girlfriend at the time wouldn't have approved. I never went back. | |||
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"I used to go to the same place in Kensington. I'd always book the same hairdresser as she was excellent. She was Taiwanese, very beautiful. And she always used to take her time cutting my hair. One time I went there and she wasn't in so the manager cut it instead. I was chatting to her while she snipped away, about my regular hair dresser. Really singing her praises. At the end, while she was showing me the back of my head with the mirror, she leant in close and whispered in my ear. " She really likes you to. Why haven't you invited her out on a date?" I was gobsmacked. Did u never ask her then? I'd have just said hook me up with her number
No. My girlfriend at the time wouldn't have approved. I never went back.
"You should have talked the gf around mff be my thoughts | |||
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"You lot are weird... in the real world most barbers who do a decent job are not hotties with firm breasts they want to show off, most lap dancers should not be near you with a cut throat razor! And if you want a date with a woman or man in the real world, either ask outright for their number or carry business cards with yours on it. No need to stalk, or track down online profile that is just weird... "Barbers in this country you say. I'm interested in the barber world is it an occupation followed by many British man? Most of these barber shops up and down country are owed by foreigners. Mostly have no qualifications in hairdressing. You think these Turkish barbers aren't sending the money home. What would you know of dancers. Ha I dated a dancer for few years, she used to be a nurse in hospital, yet was earning 30k a month flashing her fanny and tits. I went with her to many up market clubs, one think I realised was most of her dancing friends at clubs like spearmint rhino had degrees, educated, clever women. I also think having experienced salons most of my life and only in recent years having experienced barbers. I still think I'm more a salon man, the couple of hot looking women about, a chick cutting your hair and flirting with you, press her tits against you ha...having your hair washed and massaged by some woman...and her asking you is the water ok...as she massages your scalp. Hell be so much better with some more revealing eye candy about | |||
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"You lot are weird... in the real world most barbers who do a decent job are not hotties with firm breasts they want to show off, most lap dancers should not be near you with a cut throat razor! And if you want a date with a woman or man in the real world, either ask outright for their number or carry business cards with yours on it. No need to stalk, or track down online profile that is just weird... "Just weird says a man who obviously is a bit...himself...given he's obviously very little experience of women. He uses that brand of chemical that's a cheap shit can of stinking aromas and sorry to say this has no taste, but then your so much older than me...so I guess the old dolls you will be meeting probably wouldn't find you giving them a business card weird
I do wonder your business card was it printed in a train station on cheap ass card to match the cheap ass deodorant | |||
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"You can print business cards in train stations? I wouldn't know, only ever use public transport that crosses water or flies. The brand of deodorant was a standing joke on the forums, along with sky remotes at the time I took the picture. It still amuses me even though many don't get it anymore. But trust me on the business card thing, my artist one not the dull consultant one. Works well out their in reality land, much more efficient than waiting all day for someone to finish work, or spending time alone cyber stalking. "I see
Yes perhaps a business card works well for your age group, however as much as its old school and quite gentleman like. For today's environment I'd say a business card is to formal and perhaps given a card would likely contain multiple forms of contact, it seems a little OTT for today's just briefly crossing paths or conversations with a female you've met in real world.
Personally would much prefer to just ask for someones number or offer up mine, but are times when its not acceptable to ask for someones number, or if you did, may well cause embaracment from co workers for that person.
Perhaps I'm a difernt school of man to you. I've seen women in shops and sent flowers to the shop addressed to the tall blonde with my number. Life is to short to let someone slip through your fingers when clearly is an interest from them for you at time, like a smile or a little flirt with you as your buying something, or passing on info. yet as have stated. Isn't always appropriate to speak to a female for her sake or the role of job she's in | |||
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"Hooters!" What you like them You offering that up as a suggestion Do they cut hair? | |||
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"wife cuts mine naked. nice boobs and vagina in the face " you jammy sod | |||
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"wife cuts mine naked. nice boobs and vagina in the face " Sounds amazing. Can this service be shared does she do homers
Seems your a lucky man | |||
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