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Help.. Forfiets Please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi..

Girls.. I'm sat her doing some forfiets for someones 40th Birthday.. she's a good laugh but not a swinger (sadly)

She and all the girls are heading to Newcastle soon for a Birthday weekend.. and I'm doing some tasks they can give her... I'm running out of ideas.. Please help.

Ta xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thats sat here... Grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what you got so far?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohh God...

17 so far lol..

From kissing ugly men.. buying drinks pretending to be deaf and mute .. Peeing in the Gents.. all sorts lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. drink through a sock (preferably the smelliest one in the room)

2. eat 4 cream crackers with no water

3. do an impression of her favourite spin bowler until someone gets it

4. get her to copy everything you do - rub your head (let her)

then touch your toes (let her)

touch your nose (let her)

then take a big gulp of drink and swish it around your mouth - then spit it back in and pass it to her

Do you think people will ever meet us again after knowing what cruel gits we are lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got em... More lol.

More please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well u lot got me beat i can't think of any to top them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a few to consider

Go out with the girls and enjoy some quality retail therapy with a blank cheque book

Move on from that to a few wine bars and the like and partake in some nice wine or champers

Head for a nice restaurant for some good food and some more enjoyable wine

Back out to a pub or club to enjoy the rest of the evening, with more wine or champers and maybe dancing the night away

Then a taxi home having had a top day/night out.

Sorry, and I fully expect to be shot down in flames for this but the notion of asking my wife and her friends to go out with a list of things to do that the stars of the Jeremy Kyle show get up to on a daily basis is not for us. We like to go out, have a great time and not subject anyone we encounter to ridicule or abuse, and lets not forget one man/woman’s humour is another man/woman’s bad taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expanding on the retail therapy part above, you could tell her she has 1 hour to browse around Fenwick's (biggest dept store in Newcastle city centre, great shop, ALL women love it) - then when she's all loaded up and headed for the checkout tell her she has to put it all back!

Only a man would dare suggest such a thing hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is a group of about 15 girls heading up there.. first the races.. then its a schoolgirl themed night out.. with forfiets.

Thanks to all the above so far..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about she has to do the Sharon Stone, sit on a chair with no undies on (has to wear a skirt)and has to keep crossing uncrossing her legs for 3 minutes. She can't keep them crossed for any longer than 5 secs at a time and there must be a gap of a foot inbetween her legs each time she crosses them.

Think I'll try that while im out today lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one I often see is to get a picture with a coppers helmet (hat thats is).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about she has to do the Sharon Stone, sit on a chair with no undies on (has to wear a skirt)and has to keep crossing uncrossing her legs for 3 minutes. She can't keep them crossed for any longer than 5 secs at a time and there must be a gap of a foot inbetween her legs each time she crosses them.

Think I'll try that while im out today lol "

...and the shop you are visiting is.....?

(already putting shoes on and clean hanky in pocket)

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By *couple412Man
over a year ago

faversham

How about in every place you visit she has to speak with a different accent - whenever she forgets she has to drink a shot.

Or sitting round a table as a group. Pick an item of clothing and a colour. Say, balck shirt. Whenever someone wearing that item of clothing passes the table you have to stand up and say a chosen word - say sausages loudly. last one to do so drinks a shot or buys the next round. You can also make it a "elimination" type event. Ie in the second round, the last two, then the last three etc etc... More of a game than a forfit I guess, but could be fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ta... some good ones there xx

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