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Wit, charm and a dick like an arm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

(Size referencing for marketing purposes only - slightly bigger than average and nothing to write home about)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I found it funny and I'm bored. Entertain me with dreadful one liners?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Well I giggled...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope when I inevitably gorge myself to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope when I inevitably gorge myself to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that"

Equally, when I inevitably die of heart disease due to over consumption of red meat I don't want people to think I lost in a fight against a cow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope when I inevitably gorge myself to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

Equally, when I inevitably die of heart disease due to over consumption of red meat I don't want people to think I lost in a fight against a cow."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I giggled... "

Thank you very much for appreciating my humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be my appendix because you give me a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need more puns to get me through the work day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But,smoking bacon will cure it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wit here...or charm...big fanny though.

I'm in no mood for hilarity today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No wit here...or charm...big fanny though.

I'm in no mood for hilarity today "

Well someone came and put a dampener on it. I tried to incorporate damp with your big fanny but couldn't

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Whenever the term 'Heart of Gold' was mentioned, my old aunty had the repost 'And a knob of butter'

Well it makes me titter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whenever the term 'Heart of Gold' was mentioned, my old aunty had the repost 'And a knob of butter'

Well it makes me titter."

I'm struggling with this one, care to help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, do you want meat puns or sex puns? I have both

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Combine the two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No wit here...or charm...big fanny though.

I'm in no mood for hilarity today

Well someone came and put a dampener on it. I tried to incorporate damp with your big fanny but couldn't "

I'm sure you could do something with wet blanket and flaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on, do you want meat puns or sex puns? I have both "

Is that why you're banned from the butchers?

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