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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up pumkin. It'll be the best offer you get today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn't be waving it around in Tesco then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww bless her! I hope I'm still like that when I'm 80 odd! My tits will still look new anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would she even know? Just how tight were your pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When its an old lady its like"you go girl"if its an old guy we are just dirty old bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was just looking for tight pants and bulge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How would she even know? Just how tight were your pants? "

I was in my lycra been for bike ride and besides that's beside the point she shouldn't be checking out my packet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When its an old lady its like"you go girl"if its an old guy we are just dirty old bastards"

True, I don't wear bras and if I'm approaching a guy that looks a bit pervy or old I'll cross my arms to hide my nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha.that did make me laugh and will probably be me when I get to that age

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When its an old lady its like"you go girl"if its an old guy we are just dirty old bastards"

Spot on mate if it was some 80 year old bloke saying nice tits love the women be screaming pervert.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would she even know? Just how tight were your pants?

I was in my lycra been for bike ride and besides that's beside the point she shouldn't be checking out my packet."

I tend to agree. I don't like to go out in my yoga pants because guys have a hard time keeping comments about my ass to themselves. I once wore a backless top and a 10 year old kid asked me if I forgot to get dressed that morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would she even know? Just how tight were your pants?

I was in my lycra been for bike ride and besides that's beside the point she shouldn't be checking out my packet."

Oh come on like u have never checked out a woman in something tight or revealing! You definitely have just haven't been brave enough to voice the "holy shit look at your ass/tits/legs......"

If you wear Lycra u are going to get checked out

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"How would she even know? Just how tight were your pants?

I was in my lycra been for bike ride and besides that's beside the point she shouldn't be checking out my packet."

She was probably interested in deep dish 700c's...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would she even know? Just how tight were your pants?

I was in my lycra been for bike ride and besides that's beside the point she shouldn't be checking out my packet.

Oh come on like u have never checked out a woman in something tight or revealing! You definitely have just haven't been brave enough to voice the "holy shit look at your ass/tits/legs......"

If you wear Lycra u are going to get checked out "

Its not bravery? Maybe hes just a gentleman who wouldnt say such things to a woman

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Man up pumkin. It'll be the best offer you get today "

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Dementia can affect folk in different ways.

Some are just reliving a part of their lives that had a huge emotional impact at the time.

Have seen frisky and fun but also seen those who unfortunately seem to be stuck in a moment that was not so positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously blind too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How would she even know? Just how tight were your pants?

I was in my lycra been for bike ride and besides that's beside the point she shouldn't be checking out my packet.

Oh come on like u have never checked out a woman in something tight or revealing! You definitely have just haven't been brave enough to voice the "holy shit look at your ass/tits/legs......"

If you wear Lycra u are going to get checked out

Its not bravery? Maybe hes just a gentleman who wouldnt say such things to a woman"

This ^^

I have manners and don't catcall women .

Typical of this lot on here though to have double standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would she even know? Just how tight were your pants?

I was in my lycra been for bike ride and besides that's beside the point she shouldn't be checking out my packet.

Oh come on like u have never checked out a woman in something tight or revealing! You definitely have just haven't been brave enough to voice the "holy shit look at your ass/tits/legs......"

If you wear Lycra u are going to get checked out

Its not bravery? Maybe hes just a gentleman who wouldnt say such things to a woman"

That's true, u are completely right really

My bad!

But still we all check out people as we walk around going about our daily lives! Don't we ? Maybe I'm just a perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dementia can affect folk in different ways.

Some are just reliving a part of their lives that had a huge emotional impact at the time.

Have seen frisky and fun but also seen those who unfortunately seem to be stuck in a moment that was not so positive. "

I was just about to say that she might have dementia. Quite often they say what they're thinking but I bet she would be mortified if she was aware she'd said it. If she's just an outrageous old granny, it is a bit funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would she even know? Just how tight were your pants?

I was in my lycra been for bike ride and besides that's beside the point she shouldn't be checking out my packet.

Oh come on like u have never checked out a woman in something tight or revealing! You definitely have just haven't been brave enough to voice the "holy shit look at your ass/tits/legs......"

If you wear Lycra u are going to get checked out

Its not bravery? Maybe hes just a gentleman who wouldnt say such things to a woman

This ^^

I have manners and don't catcall women .

Typical of this lot on here though to have double standards."

I don't have double standards honest, I would be embarrassed if someone said something to me but it's unlikely to ever happen unless you like lard arses

I also understand about older people having dementia type issues which is probably what it was, poor dear probably wouldn't have said a word in her younger years.

Not all old men are perverts, I think I would just giggle tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer..."

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?"

Chance would be a fine thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself. "

Old people have earned the right to be rude, sarcastic and perverted. Your time will come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself. "

People with dementia are often unaware or not accepting that they have it. I would not expect a carer or nurse to say to someone "sorry, she has dementia" in front of the person suffering as that would be a) thoughtless and a tad patronising and b) could trigger an aggressive episode.

I work with the elderly. Men and women with dementia can be a bit saucy. They may be old but they still feel them kind of feelings, even if they are no longer able to perform.

That being said, she could have just fancied a go on you. Who knows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself. "

So you admit to having double standards of your own then essentially.

It's ok for a similarly aged hotty to say it to you, but not for someone who's thrice your age almost, and someone you'd have zero interest in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself.

Old people have earned the right to be rude, sarcastic and perverted. Your time will come."

Well its a good job I didn't have my sons with me to witness her right to make crude inappropriate suggestions then I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself. "

So you're saying that the carer should've overlooked what her patient said, to speak to you, to explain her patient's condition? I'm not sure it works like that. I expect the carer was embarrassed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself.

People with dementia are often unaware or not accepting that they have it. I would not expect a carer or nurse to say to someone "sorry, she has dementia" in front of the person suffering as that would be a) thoughtless and a tad patronising and b) could trigger an aggressive episode.

I work with the elderly. Men and women with dementia can be a bit saucy. They may be old but they still feel them kind of feelings, even if they are no longer able to perform.

That being said, she could have just fancied a go on you. Who knows!

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself.

So you admit to having double standards of your own then essentially.

It's ok for a similarly aged hotty to say it to you, but not for someone who's thrice your age almost, and someone you'd have zero interest in.

"

There be something seriously wrong with me if I fancied yoda in a dress.

So yeah me bad for being so shallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself.

People with dementia are often unaware or not accepting that they have it. I would not expect a carer or nurse to say to someone "sorry, she has dementia" in front of the person suffering as that would be a) thoughtless and a tad patronising and b) could trigger an aggressive episode.

I work with the elderly. Men and women with dementia can be a bit saucy. They may be old but they still feel them kind of feelings, even if they are no longer able to perform.

That being said, she could have just fancied a go on you. Who knows!

"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?"

Has it occurred to you that she may possibly have had some form of dementia or tourrettes?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

shouldn't this be in the fantasies forum..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself. "

See, I agree that she shouldn't have said it. I think it's perfectly reasonable for you to be annoyed. However, going on about double standards regarding gender while admitting to double standards regarding age is a bit funny.

I don't think anyone should make those kinds of comments - male, female, old, or young. The assumption is, of course, that the receiver of such comments should be flattered. The reality is usually that they are uncomfortable and embarrassed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very dare you, I'm 52 and I was talking about your mouth x

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By *unsters66Couple
over a year ago

Newport

What utter nonsense.....Dreamer...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the same with all inappropriate comments. They're only inappropriate if the person is unattractive!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself. "

if she had dementia she wouldn't know it and due to client confidentiality her carer wouldn't have said either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself.

Old people have earned the right to be rude, sarcastic and perverted. Your time will come."

How so?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So let me flip it if it was a old geezer saying show me your tits love or so would that been ok or would it be harassment.?

Yeah thought so bunch of hypocrites. ha

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"So let me flip it if it was a old geezer saying show me your tits love or so would that been ok or would it be harassment.?

Yeah thought so bunch of hypocrites. ha"

Then I'd still have the same opinion, I'm a community carer and work on a daily basis with both male and female clients with various forms of dementia, Alzheimer's, I also did a big part of my qualifications on dementia as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself. "

Isn't this an example of double standards too?

A woman of your age says it, knows what she's saying but isn't a pervert and isn't bang out of order?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?"

Sorry but if a man goes around in tight lycra shorts with his dodar bulging at the front,he can expect to get oggled at and commented on. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How very dare you, I'm 52 and I was talking about your mouth x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yeah thought so bunch of hypocrites. ha"

Coming from a guy who thinks it's be ok if she was young, attractive, and wanted some of the Greystone massive.

Laughable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So let me flip it if it was a old geezer saying show me your tits love or so would that been ok or would it be harassment.?

Yeah thought so bunch of hypocrites. ha

Then I'd still have the same opinion, I'm a community carer and work on a daily basis with both male and female clients with various forms of dementia, Alzheimer's, I also did a big part of my qualifications on dementia as well."

Who says she even has dementia could it be that's shes just a dirty ol bag trying her luck down the park.

Lucky for her i brushed it of mainly.

But it can only be a matter of time before someone reports her to the police ect.

She's a menace to the neighbourhood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?

Sorry but if a man goes around in tight lycra shorts with his dodar bulging at the front,he can expect to get oggled at and commented on. XXX

"

Does that mean we have a right to comment on women who wear low cut tops, tight trousers or short skirts?

Bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So let me flip it if it was a old geezer saying show me your tits love or so would that been ok or would it be harassment.?

Yeah thought so bunch of hypocrites. ha"

It would be harassment if it was a young, fit, good looking guy too.

The age of the person is irrelevant.

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

That made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yeah thought so bunch of hypocrites. ha

Coming from a guy who thinks it's be ok if she was young, attractive, and wanted some of the Greystone massive.

Laughable."

Ha what for being honest or would you rather i lie.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?

Sorry but if a man goes around in tight lycra shorts with his dodar bulging at the front,he can expect to get oggled at and commented on.

"

I disagree. Just like I think a woman should be able to walk around in gym pants without being harassed. Why can't people just look and keep their opinions to themselves?

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Maybe she noticed the 36 on your rear....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"So let me flip it if it was a old geezer saying show me your tits love or so would that been ok or would it be harassment.?

Yeah thought so bunch of hypocrites. ha

Then I'd still have the same opinion, I'm a community carer and work on a daily basis with both male and female clients with various forms of dementia, Alzheimer's, I also did a big part of my qualifications on dementia as well.

Who says she even has dementia could it be that's shes just a dirty ol bag trying her luck down the park.

Lucky for her i brushed it of mainly.

But it can only be a matter of time before someone reports her to the police ect.

She's a menace to the neighbourhood.

"

I didn't say she had dementia just that it's a possibility, please read before responding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So let me flip it if it was a old geezer saying show me your tits love or so would that been ok or would it be harassment.?

Yeah thought so bunch of hypocrites. ha

Then I'd still have the same opinion, I'm a community carer and work on a daily basis with both male and female clients with various forms of dementia, Alzheimer's, I also did a big part of my qualifications on dementia as well.

Who says she even has dementia could it be that's shes just a dirty ol bag trying her luck down the park.

Lucky for her i brushed it of mainly.

But it can only be a matter of time before someone reports her to the police ect.

She's a menace to the neighbourhood.

I didn't say she had dementia just that it's a possibility, please read before responding"

You made the assumption she had i made the assumption she didn't.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"So let me flip it if it was a old geezer saying show me your tits love or so would that been ok or would it be harassment.?

Yeah thought so bunch of hypocrites. ha

Then I'd still have the same opinion, I'm a community carer and work on a daily basis with both male and female clients with various forms of dementia, Alzheimer's, I also did a big part of my qualifications on dementia as well.

Who says she even has dementia could it be that's shes just a dirty ol bag trying her luck down the park.

Lucky for her i brushed it of mainly.

But it can only be a matter of time before someone reports her to the police ect.

She's a menace to the neighbourhood.

I didn't say she had dementia just that it's a possibility, please read before responding

You made the assumption she had i made the assumption she didn't. "

fair enough

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?

Sorry but if a man goes around in tight lycra shorts with his dodar bulging at the front,he can expect to get oggled at and commented on. XXX

"

Maybe it was a pair of socks

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

That's the good thing about being very old. You don't give a fuck. They have no filters.

I can't wait to be in that state in life of zero fucks were given

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By *arlingCoupleCouple
over a year ago

fareham

That's what you get for being such a hottie.... oh that made me chuckle xxx

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"That's the good thing about being very old. You don't give a fuck. They have no filters.

I can't wait to be in that state in life of zero fucks were given "

don't have to old for that lol,I already don't give a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 90 yr old man sitting next to me on the bus was chatting away about his leg problem, and casually added that the pills his doctor gave him make it difficult to get an erection and he doesn't produce as much semen.

I can't wait to get old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A 90 yr old man sitting next to me on the bus was chatting away about his leg problem, and casually added that the pills his doctor gave him make it difficult to get an erection and he doesn't produce as much semen.

I can't wait to get old "

Was it you in the park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?

Sorry but if a man goes around in tight lycra shorts with his dodar bulging at the front,he can expect to get oggled at and commented on. XXX

Does that mean we have a right to comment on women who wear low cut tops, tight trousers or short skirts?

Bonus "

Not until you're an old codger. Then you can run around after them Benny Hill fashion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you get older you care less about what others think. Good on her, I'm sure if she was a pretty 20 year old you would have loved the attention but because shes an old lady you find it offensive?

It probably wasnt the best thing for her to saying it earshot .. maybe once you had walked past yes but either way .. women are going to look at that bulge .. we cant help ourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 90 yr old man sitting next to me on the bus was chatting away about his leg problem, and casually added that the pills his doctor gave him make it difficult to get an erection and he doesn't produce as much semen.

I can't wait to get old

Was it you in the park. "

I would have made a grab for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She might have been deaf and thought she was whispering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh im a granny as well .. but dirty for the right reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She might have been deaf and thought she was whispering. "

Hahah yes youre probably right lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?"

Made me laugh.

Bet you wouldn't be so offended if she was young and hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep waiting for the bit where the OP says he's joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?

Sorry but if a man goes around in tight lycra shorts with his dodar bulging at the front,he can expect to get oggled at and commented on. XXX

Does that mean we have a right to comment on women who wear low cut tops, tight trousers or short skirts?

Bonus

Not until you're an old codger. Then you can run around after them Benny Hill fashion "

I'm not sure why you think old people (men or women) have earned the right to sexually harass people, but I'm sure you have your reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself.

People with dementia are often unaware or not accepting that they have it. I would not expect a carer or nurse to say to someone "sorry, she has dementia" in front of the person suffering as that would be a) thoughtless and a tad patronising and b) could trigger an aggressive episode.

I work with the elderly. Men and women with dementia can be a bit saucy. They may be old but they still feel them kind of feelings, even if they are no longer able to perform.

That being said, she could have just fancied a go on you. Who knows!

"

Who said she had dementia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather you shout up

Total Twat

Get a life

He has a big one lol get over it

Jezzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha... chance would be a fine thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it were a hot woman who you found attractive, what would have been your reaction, OP?

Marc often asks me this when I complain about such comments from random men. I'm interested in your honest answer...

Honestly i would of been flattered if she was similar age but come on a 80 yo that's just foul and bang out of order.

She's a pervert and knew what she was saying , why else did her nurse say she shouldn't say that.?

She could of said she had dementia but she didn't and seemed embarrassed herself.

People with dementia are often unaware or not accepting that they have it. I would not expect a carer or nurse to say to someone "sorry, she has dementia" in front of the person suffering as that would be a) thoughtless and a tad patronising and b) could trigger an aggressive episode.

I work with the elderly. Men and women with dementia can be a bit saucy. They may be old but they still feel them kind of feelings, even if they are no longer able to perform.

That being said, she could have just fancied a go on you. Who knows!

Who said she had dementia?"

I forget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha.that did make me laugh and will probably be me when I get to that age "

Lol me too we could all look at mens crotches like the way men look at boobs .

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Haha little old ladies can get away with almost anything

Am I the only one who checked the OP's profile to see if he was willing to meet up to age 99?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?"

All the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?

Sorry but if a man goes around in tight lycra shorts with his dodar bulging at the front,he can expect to get oggled at and commented on.

I disagree. Just like I think a woman should be able to walk around in gym pants without being harassed. Why can't people just look and keep their opinions to themselves?"

Women in gym pants aren't showing a penis bulge, proper men's cycling shorts are padded in the front. Men are quick enough to oggle females scantily dressed and comment to each other about it. The OP is only complaining because an old person did it and not a hot younger female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha.that did make me laugh and will probably be me when I get to that age

Lol me too we could all look at mens crotches like the way men look at boobs . "

Men look at boobs? No.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So its ok for you to walk around in a park where kids are about with the obvious bulge of your penis sticking out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?"

Sounds like she has dementia ...

It makes people who have it do all kinds of things that are usually inappropriate under normal circumstances, such as using excessive swearwords and getting violent...

count yourself lucky she didn’t throw her stick at you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So its ok for you to walk around in a park where kids are about with the obvious bulge of your penis sticking out"

I beg your pardon when has it been against the law to wear cycling gear when cycling.?

Wow how does your mind work , please share with us.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"So let me flip it if it was a old geezer saying show me your tits love or so would that been ok or would it be harassment.?

Yeah thought so bunch of hypocrites. ha

Then I'd still have the same opinion, I'm a community carer and work on a daily basis with both male and female clients with various forms of dementia, Alzheimer's, I also did a big part of my qualifications on dementia as well.

Who says she even has dementia could it be that's shes just a dirty ol bag trying her luck down the park.

Lucky for her i brushed it of mainly.

But it can only be a matter of time before someone reports her to the police ect.

She's a menace to the neighbourhood.

"

Good god how old are you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?

Sorry but if a man goes around in tight lycra shorts with his dodar bulging at the front,he can expect to get oggled at and commented on.

I disagree. Just like I think a woman should be able to walk around in gym pants without being harassed. Why can't people just look and keep their opinions to themselves?

Women in gym pants aren't showing a penis bulge, proper men's cycling shorts are padded in the front. Men are quick enough to oggle females scantily dressed and comment to each other about it. The OP is only complaining because an old person did it and not a hot younger female. "

But women in gym pants do put their ass on display - I think it's a valid comparison. Neither deserve to have comments made and no one should "expect it." He wasn't waking around with a hard on and a towel around his waist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just take it with a pinch of salt give her a smile and a wink and make her day

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Interesting thread from a couple of perspectives.

Have worked with dementia patients in the past.

There can certainly be a hypocrisy in the way that female and males who display excessive sexualised behaviour are treated.

It is almost seen as a joke when females make inappropriate comments to men, whether they are staff or visitors, whereas if it is a male then it is taken seriously.

But the fact that most care staff are female can compound the issue. For example if that male thinks he is living in a different time of his life then he may well be thinking his luck is in when young ladies start to undress him.

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over a year ago


"Why not just take it with a pinch of salt give her a smile and a wink and make her day "

Then he wouldn't be able to start a LAM thread

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

She may of had tourettes, not all sufferers fire off shit, fuck, piss and cunt, some just have their vocal filters removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the problem with guys in lycra us women can't help looking! It's a natural instinct. Although it's a bit embarrassing when it's your dad n your bros just back from a bike ride.

PTU xxx

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Sorry, but this whole thread has put me in mind of the Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies from Harry Enfield and Chums ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?

All the time."

Sorry 'bout that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So let me flip it if it was a old geezer saying show me your tits love or so would that been ok or would it be harassment.?

Yeah thought so bunch of hypocrites. ha

Then I'd still have the same opinion, I'm a community carer and work on a daily basis with both male and female clients with various forms of dementia, Alzheimer's, I also did a big part of my qualifications on dementia as well.

Who says she even has dementia could it be that's shes just a dirty ol bag trying her luck down the park.

Lucky for her i brushed it of mainly.

But it can only be a matter of time before someone reports her to the police ect.

She's a menace to the neighbourhood.

"

Am I the only one picturing supergran while readin this thread.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, but this whole thread has put me in mind of the Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies from Harry Enfield and Chums ... "

Oh god, those sketches cracked me up.

'Young man!!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had some like 80 year old granny with a walking stick walk past me this morning in the park holding on to arm of some home help/nurse and she stopped and said hes got a big one and licked her lips at me.

I was like WTF.!

Her nurse was like Ivy you cant say things like that.!

Totally inappropriate behavior and disgusting in my book.

Any other blokes suffered sexual harassment of dirty old birds.?

Sounds like she has dementia ...

It makes people who have it do all kinds of things that are usually inappropriate under normal circumstances, such as using excessive swearwords and getting violent...

count yourself lucky she didn’t throw her stick at you "

Fuck is that what's wrong with me!

PTU xxx

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