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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Complaining that she couldn't stay awake a friend once shouted out to me across the street in a loud voice, 'i've got necrophilia'. I think she meant narcolepsy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl I once worked with told me she loved the in*est (*c) candles her daughter had bought for her... She meant incense Doh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at a party once and hubby tells me his wife is a good sock cucker he'd clearly had to much drink...I said sorry what was that..he said "she's a rate sock cucker"

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Many years ago a Muslim lady wearing a Burka was walking past us and my son came out with "look daddy a black ghost!" I had some explaining to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl I knew, staring into her minestrone-esque soup declared: "these bits look like orgasms' .

Er' think you mean organisms .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Complaining that she couldn't stay awake a friend once shouted out to me across the street in a loud voice, 'i've got necrophilia'. I think she meant narcolepsy. "

I think I know your friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Complaining that she couldn't stay awake a friend once shouted out to me across the street in a loud voice, 'i've got necrophilia'. I think she meant narcolepsy.

I think I know your friend!"

My sister said this at a dinner party!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum likes orgasmic fruit and veg x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

A work colleague asked for his lunch to be in a plasticine tray, he meant polystyrene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Complaining that she couldn't stay awake a friend once shouted out to me across the street in a loud voice, 'i've got necrophilia'. I think she meant narcolepsy.

I think I know your friend!

My sister said this at a dinner party!!"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Complaining that she couldn't stay awake a friend once shouted out to me across the street in a loud voice, 'i've got necrophilia'. I think she meant narcolepsy.

I think I know your friend!

My sister said this at a dinner party!!"

Is she a dead easy lay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear I heard a child, walking out of school today, tell his mum he made a dildo out of Lego that day in school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work colleague came to me one morning and said "had some bad news, my daughter-in-law's father-in-law died last night"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear I heard a child, walking out of school today, tell his mum he made a dildo out of Lego that day in school. "

My year 6 son came out of school infront of the entire playground, (packed with parents and teachers) shouting "mum mum we were watching a video about boners " lol.

Turned out it was just a basic sex education video.

The things kids say!

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

We had an unfortunate and embarrassing incident with our child of about 4. She had seen some blackbirds on a playhouse roof on the way to school and started shouting over and over "go away blackies" About 20 foot in front of us was a young black man taking his children to school too.

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