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Motorway closed due to chocloate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

motorway closed due to a lorry that caught fire

melted chcoclate and thousands of chocolate bars all over the motorway. its expected to take upto 3 hours to clean

any volunteers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet job for someone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

its down south never out like that here or i be on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sweet job for someone. "
very funny big smiles

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"motorway closed due to a lorry that caught fire

melted chcoclate and thousands of chocolate bars all over the motorway. its expected to take upto 3 hours to clean

any volunteers??"

Where? Where? Postcode please - I'm on my way!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Where the fuck is Augustus Gloop when ya need him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna go roll around in it, brb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way to swim in melted chocolate will need someone to lick it off

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Sweet job for someone. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah shtop.what a waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On my way to swim in melted chocolate will need someone to lick it off "

Grab some strawberries and marshmallows and I'll have a lick and nibble x

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

That reminds me of an incident many years ago right on Spaghetti junction.

I was heading down to London and got stuck in one hell of a tailback. It was summer and a very hot day.

Eventually I reached the scene of the accident while it was till being cleaned up.

A truck had hit another truck and the smaller one had come off worst and gone over on its side spilling its cargo all over both carriageways.

The cargo? EGGS thousands of them all frying in the summer sun.

When I finally got to London (2 hours late) there was still scrambled egg in the treads of my tyres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On my way to swim in melted chocolate will need someone to lick it off

Grab some strawberries and marshmallows and I'll have a lick and nibble x "

Lol oh yes

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull


"On my way to swim in melted chocolate will need someone to lick it off

Grab some strawberries and marshmallows and I'll have a lick and nibble x "

You could have a real rocky road with those ingredients

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

That's nothing, M1 is shut after a lorry of tortoises overturned.

It's a turtle disaster.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

It gets worse.

A lorry load of marmite has crashed on the M4. It’s on the yeast bound carriageway.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oh my god, now a lorry load of glue has crashed on the M6. People will be stuck in traffic for hours.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Sounds like the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck to a sticky bun!!

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