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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why have I always known the bit your urine comes out of as a 'japs eye'.

I can't recall anyone calling it anything else apart from japcy

Does any one know where it being called that came from?

And any history of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a lot of people have called it that, particularly as I was growing up! I think it's used less these days due to the racial sensitivity. I have no idea when the term was coined from a historical perspective but it's fairly obvious what it alludes to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know a lot of people have called it that, particularly as I was growing up! I think it's used less these days due to the racial sensitivity. I have no idea when the term was coined from a historical perspective but it's fairly obvious what it alludes to...

Have to agree that it was particularly during growing up that people called it that, however if ever asked anyone out of interest, they all say the same word or slightly like it.

I was guessing would be something to do with american military back in days of war with Japan, but then I wonder why us Brits took it on.

I also wonder if when your in your youth and you call it a japs eye...how so...like I can't understand why it seems so universal.

I asked a mates son of 19. He said "what your japsy" so makes me think despite perhaps it being slightly racial...are guys growing up being told that's what its called even today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

google is your friend

It's the eliptical hole at the end of a penis. it is called a japs eye because its meant to resemble a japanese persons eye shape

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By *icenick1966Man
over a year ago

clowne

"google is your friend

It's the eliptical hole at the end of a penis. it is called a japs eye because its meant to resemble a japanese persons eye shape"

Then why not Chinese eye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"google is your friend

It's the eliptical hole at the end of a penis. it is called a japs eye because its meant to resemble a japanese persons eye shape

Then why not Chinese eye?"

no eye-dea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"google is your friend

It's the eliptical hole at the end of a penis. it is called a japs eye because its meant to resemble a japanese persons eye shape"

Google what's that

No Google isn't my friend. They watch what im doing, hit me with adverts and crap and only search about 4%.

Yes that's right about 4% of the internet

The sad thing about your friend is they don't necessarily represent the facts, nor the truth.

Still to some Google is god on here

If that's what Google says then. Must be much more to it?

What else does it say about it?

Can't be bothered using an aging search engine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 3 son's and I most certainly have not told them what the cock eye is called. XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"google is your friend

It's the eliptical hole at the end of a penis. it is called a japs eye because its meant to resemble a japanese persons eye shape

Then why not Chinese eye?"

Good point bud

Still think must be connected to American conflict in Japan?

Also given I'm sure the term swinging is something come from Americans sharing their wives while away over seas? I could be wrong about swinging... someone told me at a party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have 3 son's and I most certainly have not told them what the cock eye is called. XXX"

Yes but what would they call it?

Like the youth of today... is growing up calling it a?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"google is your friend

It's the eliptical hole at the end of a penis. it is called a japs eye because its meant to resemble a japanese persons eye shape

Google what's that

No Google isn't my friend. They watch what im doing, hit me with adverts and crap and only search about 4%.

Yes that's right about 4% of the internet

The sad thing about your friend is they don't necessarily represent the facts, nor the truth.

Still to some Google is god on here

If that's what Google says then. Must be much more to it?

What else does it say about it?

Can't be bothered using an aging search engine

I didn't actually use google as I don't like it either but I did get off the Urban dictionary and they know everything

(disclaimer: they don't, like Wikipedia their info is only as reliable as the people who post it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"google is your friend

It's the eliptical hole at the end of a penis. it is called a japs eye because its meant to resemble a japanese persons eye shape

Then why not Chinese eye?"

Chink-eye doesn't have the same ring to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so I guess its actually caled urethral meatus

guess japs eye is no longer politically correct

meatus hole haha

not sure will ever be able to stop calling it a japs eye, but guess its racist to people from Japan.

It makes me think, if in Japan they started calling their bum hole "british eye" or womans pussy "brit slit" would we be offended?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Metious i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine Frederick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so I guess its actually caled urethral meatus

guess japs eye is no longer politically correct

meatus hole haha

not sure will ever be able to stop calling it a japs eye, but guess its racist to people from Japan.

It makes me think, if in Japan they started calling their bum hole "british eye" or womans pussy "brit slit" would we be offended?

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what do the japanese call it .. i wonder?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Metious i think"

no Im correct

meatus

a passage or opening leading to the interior of the body.

"the urethral meatus"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i tend to use the eye of the dragon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

google upto ww2 it was know as Chaps Eye

then with the outbreak of war was renamed japs eye used in the term shoot the fucca in the chaps eye ?

do not get that but hey ho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"google upto ww2 it was know as Chaps Eye

then with the outbreak of war was renamed japs eye used in the term shoot the fucca in the chaps eye ?

do not get that but hey ho"

yes, Id read about a chaps eye, but been reading some military posts about torture methods of inserting wires down japseye, in military circles seems referred to as 'japs eye'

You also get people turning up in A&E, having stuck foreign bodies down their urethral meatus (japseye) (god knows why)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"google upto ww2 it was know as Chaps Eye

then with the outbreak of war was renamed japs eye used in the term shoot the fucca in the chaps eye ?

do not get that but hey ho

yes, Id read about a chaps eye, but been reading some military posts about torture methods of inserting wires down japseye, in military circles seems referred to as 'japs eye'

You also get people turning up in A&E, having stuck foreign bodies down their urethral meatus (japseye) (god knows why)

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foreign bodies? that will be yanks and alien abductions no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the past if you caught the clap, they inserted a steel thin tube down through the eye, to pull the infection out, it was so painfull they had to lace the end with synthetic cocaine and the thin tube was near 12 inch in length with a scoop on the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"google is your friend

It's the eliptical hole at the end of a penis. it is called a japs eye because its meant to resemble a japanese persons eye shape

Google what's that

No Google isn't my friend. They watch what im doing, hit me with adverts and crap and only search about 4%.

Yes that's right about 4% of the internet

The sad thing about your friend is they don't necessarily represent the facts, nor the truth.

Still to some Google is god on here

If that's what Google says then. Must be much more to it?

What else does it say about it?

Can't be bothered using an aging search engine

What other search engines would you suggest to get at the other 96%?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"google is your friend

It's the eliptical hole at the end of a penis. it is called a japs eye because its meant to resemble a japanese persons eye shape

Google what's that

No Google isn't my friend. They watch what im doing, hit me with adverts and crap and only search about 4%.

Yes that's right about 4% of the internet

The sad thing about your friend is they don't necessarily represent the facts, nor the truth.

Still to some Google is god on here

If that's what Google says then. Must be much more to it?

What else does it say about it?

Can't be bothered using an aging search engine

What other search engines would you suggest to get at the other 96%?"

do you not know google is god

he sees everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"google upto ww2 it was know as Chaps Eye

then with the outbreak of war was renamed japs eye used in the term shoot the fucca in the chaps eye ?

do not get that but hey ho

yes, Id read about a chaps eye, but been reading some military posts about torture methods of inserting wires down japseye, in military circles seems referred to as 'japs eye'

You also get people turning up in A&E, having stuck foreign bodies down their urethral meatus (japseye) (god knows why)

foreign bodies? that will be yanks and alien abductions no doubt"

No according to NHS records haha seems us Brits have a thing for inserting things into the eye

Seems its very much a torture method... telephone wires inserted down the japseye brings tears to my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats happened with the shoe fetish oops sorry the art project

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"google is your friend

It's the eliptical hole at the end of a penis. it is called a japs eye because its meant to resemble a japanese persons eye shape

Google what's that

No Google isn't my friend. They watch what im doing, hit me with adverts and crap and only search about 4%.

Yes that's right about 4% of the internet

The sad thing about your friend is they don't necessarily represent the facts, nor the truth.

Still to some Google is god on here

If that's what Google says then. Must be much more to it?

What else does it say about it?

Can't be bothered using an aging search engine

What other search engines would you suggest to get at the other 96%?"

Google's about your best bet of trawling through the shit on the normal internet.

If your looking for real facts you need to go beyond the net as you know it. Sure someone can jump in and explain the tor

if you not heard of it and are search engines there..far better than anything on mainstream controlled imternet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"whats happened with the shoe fetish oops sorry the art project"

No one has any sole

here it seems.

I got offered...what a pair of shoes from you, a pair of crocks from a woman and a pair of trainers from someone else. That's it. Apart from abuse in pm's and a couple of negatives on forum. Waste of time.

I could go with normal persons footwear... its the same, but i wanted it to also have a hidden meaning.. like a secret swing world art work ha

The project is still going ahead... just all the shoes will come from vanilla world as swingers obviously dont do art.

I know u said make myself bi and will get loads, but I'm not bi and i shouldnt have to pretend to get swingers to help with an art work.

I've not lost hope or focus. Just I find that on the forums, someone posts something new, fresh or something different and people either take the piss or go negatively sided against it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"google is your friend

It's the eliptical hole at the end of a penis. it is called a japs eye because its meant to resemble a japanese persons eye shape

Google what's that

No Google isn't my friend. They watch what im doing, hit me with adverts and crap and only search about 4%.

Yes that's right about 4% of the internet

The sad thing about your friend is they don't necessarily represent the facts, nor the truth.

Still to some Google is god on here

If that's what Google says then. Must be much more to it?

What else does it say about it?

Can't be bothered using an aging search engine

What other search engines would you suggest to get at the other 96%?

do you not know google is god

he sees everything "

What Larry fuckwit page. Dafty (ok rich dafty) trawling the pages of bb boards back in the days of migration from prestel (haha yes I'm old enough to have used prestel all the time)

Used to trail the first BB boards talking his nonsence about creating his own search engine. He was a prick back then and as much now.

I remember the conversations between whole group of us on a bb forum. He revealed his ideas to actually be someone else's but then that's been googles whole story. Ripping people off. Passing own idea for theirs.

Yeah I'm no fan of Larry ha ok so he made it big and I didn't but no shame in that

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

If anyone is at a loose end there is a Jason Manford has a japs eye joke. I'm sure it will be on the YouTube if anyone is interested, not convinced of its "political correctness" but each to their own!

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I hate it when it turns into Jap's eyes (with a join in the middle) and piss comes out in all directions!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so I guess its actually caled urethral meatus

guess japs eye is no longer politically correct

meatus hole haha

not sure will ever be able to stop calling it a japs eye, but guess its racist to people from Japan.

It makes me think, if in Japan they started calling their bum hole "british eye" or womans pussy "brit slit" would we be offended?

what do the japanese call it .. i wonder?"

Depends who/what/where they refer to.

A Brit could be the London Eye

A geordie - Way eye

West Midlands- Brum eye

For example

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate it when it turns into Jap's eyes (with a join in the middle) and piss comes out in all directions!!! "

Haha split stream eh...one in the pan..other up the wall haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so I guess its actually caled urethral meatus

guess japs eye is no longer politically correct

meatus hole haha

not sure will ever be able to stop calling it a japs eye, but guess its racist to people from Japan.

It makes me think, if in Japan they started calling their bum hole "british eye" or womans pussy "brit slit" would we be offended?

what do the japanese call it .. i wonder?

Depends who/what/where they refer to.

A Brit could be the London Eye

A geordie - Way eye

West Midlands- Brum eye

For example

Yeah but they probs got a name for it already... perhaps making fun of us...like we have done to them...all this time calling it a japs eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats happened with the shoe fetish oops sorry the art project

No one has any sole

here it seems.

I could go with normal persons footwear... its the same, but i wanted it to also have a hidden meaning.. like a secret swing world art work ha

The project is still going ahead... just all the shoes will come from vanilla world as swingers obviously dont do art.

I know u said make myself bi and will get loads, but I'm not bi and i shouldnt have to pretend to get swingers to help with an art work.

I've not lost hope or focus. Just I find that on the forums, someone posts something new, fresh or something different and people either take the piss or go negatively sided against it.

"
oh bless i would send my red heels i an=m quite attached to them happy to send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dogpile.co.uk is a good search engine, yes it does exist and it brings up better results than google

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