FabSwingers.com forum: Near misses, ever had any?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi guys,

The other night both A and myself were lying naked on the bed. One of our cats was laying next to me. In her wisdom my partner started flopping my cock from side to side.

The side cat then decided he was going to try to bite the flailing tool as it swung towards him. Luckily my gf moved it away in time.

That would have been a cracker trying to explain in A&E.

Anybody ever experienced anything similar?

By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

One night I was watching a guy on cam, on another site. He had a huge penis and had to use two hands to wank. He also had a thing about how veiny his cock was so had a selection of cock rings.

He decided to try out his new metal one for my viewing pleasure. Unfortunately it seems he'd chosen a size too small and got himself into difficulty mid way through the "show" and couldn't get the the thing back off.

I was telling him to get oil, butter, anything to try and lube it up while he hauled at it. Eventually got it off, his dick was a bit of a mess after but he fully recovered

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One night I was watching a guy on cam, on another site. He had a huge penis and had to use two hands to wank. He also had a thing about how veiny his cock was so had a selection of cock rings.

I was telling him to get oil, butter, anything to try and lube it up while he hauled at it. Eventually got it off, his dick was a bit of a mess after but he fully recovered