FabSwingers.com forum: Lured by a lurker

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

Thank your lucky starts.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Buy her a pie.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

Fuck her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

Download a translation app

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A single man who's bagged a meet, what say you...?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a whippet.... obviously

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Northern birds love gravy"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

With a bit of luck she'll read this and mail me instead

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

""Northern birds love gravy""

Only with chips though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

Enjoy

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

Don't show off by telling her about the weather, or your employment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what I did. Give a booty call to a few others in that area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

It can get chilly up there... take some thermal condoms

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Take your own toothpaste. They don't sell it north of the Watford Gap

Sally

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

""Northern birds love gravy"

Only with chips though

Sausages as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll need your flat cap, a bone for her whippet, your thermal vest, and water as we don't yet have running water in Yorkshire

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A single man who's bagged a meet, what say you...?!

She has to turn up yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A single man who's bagged a meet, what say you...?!

She has to turn up yet!

You look like you might be fit... But I can't really tell! Awks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A single man who's bagged a meet, what say you...?!

She has to turn up yet!

"She"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Northern birds love gravy""

We ain't birds cos we ain't got feathers and we don't fly!!!!!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Dont forget pigeons.....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

""Northern birds love gravy"

Only with chips though

Sausages as well

Can't really say I'm a sausage man so feel free to help yourself to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tad racist mate, just cause she's from the north

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tad racist mate, just cause she's from the north "

Ok pal.. Ahh've got mi own toothpaste, Ah'll bring her up a meat n tatty pie - wi gravy. Take her to go race whippets.. have babelfish switched to 'Up North' and brush up on mi Northern.. Will do.

Apparently I sound Brummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A single man who's bagged a meet, what say you...?!

She has to turn up yet!

good point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tad racist mate, just cause she's from the north

Ok pal.. Ahh've got mi own toothpaste, Ah'll bring her up a meat n tatty pie - wi gravy. Take her to go race whippets.. have babelfish switched to 'Up North' and brush up on mi Northern.. Will do.

Apparently I sound Brummy

Nowt racist bout that. Jus tryin to communicate cross culturally like

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

""Northern birds love gravy""

Aye more like baby gravy right in their clunges, am I right lads?

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Tell her winter is coming and they need to prepare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a pie. "

Fry it first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Northern birds love gravy"

Aye more like baby gravy right in their clunges, am I right lads? "

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

""Northern birds love gravy"

Aye more like baby gravy right in their clunges, am I right lads? "

Ha! Right up the chuffer!!

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

Don't drink in rounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tad racist mate, just cause she's from the north "

You obviously don't know what racism is.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Where do you all get your ideas from

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy her a pie.

Fry it first."

D'ya want a flake in that luv?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Don't enter any drinking contests.

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By * and BCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Divant gan, yay lot down there cannit handle a real northern lass mate

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Can I just ascertain when you say Northerner, do you actually mean a Southerner?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

If she starts looking at her phone, have a party trick handy, as you'll have a 20sec window before she's called away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apparently.. It's gravy free.. It must be fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Northern birds love gravy"

Aye more like baby gravy right in their clunges, am I right lads? "

I like chips & gravy

Geordie birds like cheese on theirs, so I've been told.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Divant gan, yay lot down there cannit handle a real northern lass mate"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Divant gan, yay lot down there cannit handle a real northern lass mate"

Man doooooon! Man dooooon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A single man who's bagged a meet, what say you...?!

She has to turn up yet!

ahhh c'mon.. don't say that!

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"Buy her a pie.

Fry it first."

Us Northerners ain't herthen's tha knows.. It's over the border where things get fried

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"Buy her a pie.

Fry it first.

Us Northerners ain't herthen's tha knows.. It's over the border where things get fried

Nothing like a pizza crunchie.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"Divant gan, yay lot down there cannit handle a real northern lass mate"
that's canny shan on him like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

Don't show off by telling her about the weather, or your employment.

Excellent thread.

Thermal condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

Show her your belly button x

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Just sit back a smile if she says. I'm barn darn on thi.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Don't say that it's grim oop North.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was only havin a laugh and a bit of a joke mucka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

If you suggest tea she will kill you. It's called a brew up North. Just stick to that and you are golden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eee by gum.. Only went and had me socks blown off! Worra wicked weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

Take a hug a jug of gravy. Us northerners love gravy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

If you suggest tea she will kill you. It's called a brew up North. Just stick to that and you are golden"

Yup.. that was established pretty quick.. luckily I'm sharp as a katana and have the reflexes of a cat on meth.. Got a bite mark for my troubles though

Badge of Honour.

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By *arklordMan
over a year ago

rugeley

"I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

If you suggest tea she will kill you. It's called a brew up North. Just stick to that and you are golden

Yup.. that was established pretty quick.. luckily I'm sharp as a katana and have the reflexes of a cat on meth.. Got a bite mark for my troubles though

Badge of Honour.

its not a badge of honour its a mark of ownership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

curry sauce usually does the trick , and a mug of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start praying. They are fookin mental!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been snagged by a forum lurker who enjoys the random, opinionated, self righeoutous gibberish.

I'm going to meet her soon.. but she's a Northerner.. what do I do?

If you suggest tea she will kill you. It's called a brew up North. Just stick to that and you are golden

Yup.. that was established pretty quick.. luckily I'm sharp as a katana and have the reflexes of a cat on meth.. Got a bite mark for my troubles though

Badge of Honour.

its not a badge of honour its a mark of ownership "

Oh no! Is it like vampire rules.. am I like a familiar now.. bent to the will of my Northern Wildling?

Why didn't you warn me about this before!?

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

""Northern birds love gravy""
over there chips in a tray

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