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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The person above has just Walked casually into your house unannounced!

Are you scared? Excited? Or you going to give them both barrels of the shotgun you hide under the sofa to deal who who's near FAB members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's done well to get through the gates, past the cameras and the security doors But sadly the 3 dogs only see a stranger therefore will likely attack him if he makes another step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property!

1...2...10!

*gun noises*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property!

1...2...10!

*gun noises*"

oh hi get in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property!

1...2...10!

*gun noises* oh hi get in my bed "

We're dragging her off to bed to be handcuffed to it

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property!

1...2...10!

*gun noises* oh hi get in my bed "

Just in time! I fancy mojito, do you?

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust


"I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property!

1...2...10!

*gun noises* oh hi get in my bed "

Excuse me for a minute while I locate my strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah come in for cuppa my love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excited and a wine bottle is soon opened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intruiged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intruiged "

Thrilled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lordy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excited and a wine bottle is soon opened "

Sorry, I just pipped you to English Rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intruiged

Thrilled "

This could get interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Immediately assume they are in the wrong house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intruiged

Thrilled

This could get interesting "

Excited with an undercurrent of 'this is too good to be true'. Then i wake up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intruiged

Thrilled

This could get interesting

Excited with an undercurrent of 'this is too good to be true'. Then i wake up. "

Bursting.... Now where did I put my rope and whips....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intruiged

Thrilled

This could get interesting

Excited with an undercurrent of 'this is too good to be true'. Then i wake up. "

I dunno man, wanna go build a fire and smoke a j? I say, completely naked.

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By *aughty-MittsCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Curious and excited especially if he was to walk in wearing those jeans and shirt open like that.

However scared if he walked in with the chain saw I see in his pics hehe.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Bugger me!!!

That's a statement of surprise, not an offer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger me!!!

That's a statement of surprise, not an offer... "

Stop telling porkies.im glad to see you anyway

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Bugger me!!!

That's a statement of surprise, not an offer... "

That was aimed as the guy above the lady above me..

Pipped to the post...

To the lady above.. ding dong.. Well hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intruiged

Thrilled

This could get interesting

Excited with an undercurrent of 'this is too good to be true'. Then i wake up.

Bursting.... Now where did I put my rope and whips....

Peach x "

I have it on good advice that i just can't be beaten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intruiged

Thrilled

This could get interesting

Excited with an undercurrent of 'this is too good to be true'. Then i wake up.

Bursting.... Now where did I put my rope and whips....

Peach x

I have it on good advice that i just can't be beaten. "

If he's carrying the chainsaw I will probably just scream. A lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intruiged

Thrilled

This could get interesting

Excited with an undercurrent of 'this is too good to be true'. Then i wake up.

Bursting.... Now where did I put my rope and whips....

Peach x

I have it on good advice that i just can't be beaten. "

Oh but I can....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intruiged

Thrilled

This could get interesting

Excited with an undercurrent of 'this is too good to be true'. Then i wake up.

Bursting.... Now where did I put my rope and whips....

Peach x

I have it on good advice that i just can't be beaten.

If he's carrying the chainsaw I will probably just scream. A lot. "

Come in. Sit down. Make yourself comfy whilst I fix you a drink

Fuzz

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By *aughty-MittsCouple
over a year ago

Newport

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

The doors open and u are welcome!

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By *aughty-MittsCouple
over a year ago

Newport


"Bugger me!!!

That's a statement of surprise, not an offer...

That was aimed as the guy above the lady above me..

Pipped to the post...

To the lady above.. ding dong.. Well hello "

Not sure if that was aim toward me but hello to you

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Bugger me!!!

That's a statement of surprise, not an offer...

That was aimed as the guy above the lady above me..

Pipped to the post...

To the lady above.. ding dong.. Well hello

Not sure if that was aim toward me but hello to you "

Yes it was...

I don't like these fast moving threads.. My fingers were not designed to be quick, more slow and deliberate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intruiged

Thrilled

This could get interesting

Excited with an undercurrent of 'this is too good to be true'. Then i wake up.

Bursting.... Now where did I put my rope and whips....

Peach x

I have it on good advice that i just can't be beaten.

If he's carrying the chainsaw I will probably just scream. A lot. "

Don't panic, it's not my weapon of choice for dealing with bushes. For those i prefer something a tad more delicate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel I got lost in a sea of lust and bush jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel I got lost in a sea of lust and bush jokes."

Every day finds me firkin around in bushes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intruiged

Thrilled

This could get interesting

Excited with an undercurrent of 'this is too good to be true'. Then i wake up.

Bursting.... Now where did I put my rope and whips....

Peach x

I have it on good advice that i just can't be beaten.

Oh but I can....

Peach x "

Well, whoever gets the beating, first we've got to be meeting.

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