FabSwingers.com forum: Pun champ

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone want to challenge for the fab king of puns?

Puns, one liners, and double entendre are the order of the day, so let your mind run free.

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The weather

Go!!!!!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Good topic, the forum could do with lightning up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good topic, the forum could do with lightning up a bit"

I find the top rather pouring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good topic, the forum could do with lightning up a bit"

That looks like a warm front to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.

I snow what you mean, but if you want to be raining champ, you have to overcast every one else

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.

Pfft you're blowing hot air, I'm clearly going to breeze it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.

Doubtful.... I set the isobar pretty fucking high

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.

Pfft you're blowing hot air, I'm clearly going to breeze it"

That was a bit mild, I think you are pollen a fast one there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.

Doubtful.... I set the isobar pretty fucking high "

You wouldn't say that if you met me

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.

Pfft you're blowing hot air, I'm clearly going to breeze it

That was a bit mild, I think you are pollen a fast one there"

Could you repeat that? I mist it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.

Pfft you're blowing hot air, I'm clearly going to breeze it

That was a bit mild, I think you are pollen a fast one there

Could you repeat that? I mist it

Foggy et it, you are obviously under high pressure

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.

Pfft you're blowing hot air, I'm clearly going to breeze it

That was a bit mild, I think you are pollen a fast one there

Could you repeat that? I mist it

Foggy et it, you are obviously under high pressure "

Yea but I'm keeping a positive altitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

This thread is crazy

Thank the Lord I'm not like you lot, one would say Hail-eluja

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement"

Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement

Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment"

You can re-gale us with your victory story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement

Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment"

Not at this 'current' moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement

Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment

Not at this 'current' moment.

What is the raisin for that though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement

Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment

Not at this 'current' moment.

careful you haven't mist any opportunities

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement

Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment

Not at this 'current' moment.

careful you haven't mist any opportunities "

No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement

Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment

Not at this 'current' moment.

careful you haven't mist any opportunities

No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted."

No need to cause an atmosphere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Bunny storms in to the chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Bunny storms in to the chat "

like a whirlwind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Bunny storms in to the chat

like a whirlwind?"

I knew the clouds would lift when her sunny disposition came along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Bunny storms in to the chat

like a whirlwind?

I knew the clouds would lift when her sunny disposition came along. "

I had to, I couldn't stand this frosty atmosphere

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"*Bunny storms in to the chat

like a whirlwind?

I knew the clouds would lift when her sunny disposition came along.

I had to, I couldn't stand this frosty atmosphere

Och you know it would all blow over afterwards. Some people are br-eezily wound up though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You definitely haven't mist an opportunity OP to re-gale us with some of the worst puns I have read in a long time. Weather I like it or not the flood of responses goes to prove the large amount of effluent that washes out of the crevices of the minds on here lol.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

These puns are criminal. Call in the Met.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement

Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment

Not at this 'current' moment.

careful you haven't mist any opportunities

No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted.

No need to cause an atmosphere "

Someone's outlook is changeable...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement

Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment

Not at this 'current' moment.

careful you haven't mist any opportunities

No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted.

No need to cause an atmosphere

Someone's outlook is changeable..."

Keep the altitude to yourself sun

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I'm looking forward to the squall holidays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement

Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment

Not at this 'current' moment.

careful you haven't mist any opportunities

No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted.

No need to cause an atmosphere

Someone's outlook is changeable...

Keep the altitude to yourself sun

Sorry, didn't mean to rain on your parade

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement

Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment

Not at this 'current' moment.

careful you haven't mist any opportunities

No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted.

No need to cause an atmosphere

Someone's outlook is changeable...

Keep the altitude to yourself sun

Sorry, didn't mean to rain on your parade

I fog-ive you

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"These puns are criminal. Call in the Met."

Maybe it's a first convection.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"These puns are criminal. Call in the Met.

Maybe it's a first convection."

There's snow evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These puns are criminal. Call in the Met.

Maybe it's a first convection.

There's snow evidence"

Hopefully you will weather the storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was pregnant my bestie used to send me loadsa pregnancy puns, some were absolutely brilliant, i wrote them all down.

Womb raider

Hilary up the duff

Joseph and the technicolour zygote

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"These puns are criminal. Call in the Met.

Maybe it's a first convection.

There's snow evidence"

Don't dew point the finger at me.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"These puns are criminal. Call in the Met.

Maybe it's a first convection.

There's snow evidence

Don't dew point the finger at me."

Its you or me mist-er

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Sun spots exposure on page 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement

Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment

Not at this 'current' moment.

careful you haven't mist any opportunities

No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted.

No need to cause an atmosphere

Someone's outlook is changeable...

Keep the altitude to yourself sun

Sorry, didn't mean to rain on your parade

I fog-ive you"

Brolly good

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Ok what have I mist?

who wind?

Who's the raining pun champ?

Snow fun waiting...

I'm trying to keep calm...

Shall we hail the OP?

Maybe he's gone for a cold shower?

Maybe he's fog-otten?

Or shooting the breeze with his sun?

Cake anybody? It's lemon drizzle, lashings of hot custard too!

I'll stop now, my humour has dried up, went he comes back will somebody let us snow please?

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I've come to the 'occlusion' this is a brilliant thread!

Mic drop moment*

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Is that an occluded front or are you just pleased to see me

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I think op was blown away by the puns and knew he didn't have a snowballs chance in hell of winning

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

That's ball lightening ejaculated kinkybutler.

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