FabSwingers.com forum: cheer me up..

By *yldstyle OP Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own

My car has a broken heart (her engine is broken) and so do I!

I need things that will make me laugh.

Tell us some jokes please

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"My car has a broken heart (her engine is broken) and so do I!

I need things that will make me laugh.

Tell us some jokes please "

Not sure I have jokes but here are some smiles from the smile thread

Hope you can get your car sorted.. I hate those rare occasions when I can't use mine.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Never fall for a tennis player; to them, love means nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I noticed on the bookies window yesterday it said 'Open on Sunday 11-2'.

I'll have a tenner on that, it was open last Sunday.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'll send you up some cake - Cake always perks me up

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By *iscreetmrnickMan
over a year ago

windsor

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It went down a lane and turned into a field! Ba dum tsh!!

Ill get me coat!

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By *obert RichardsMan
over a year ago

Surrey

"My car has a broken heart (her engine is broken) and so do I!

I need things that will make me laugh.

Tell us some jokes please "

Sausage walks into a bar and barman says sorry mate we don't serve food in here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do donkeys get for lunch in Blackpool.

Half an hour

Boom in here all week try the veal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crap at remembering jokes but sorry about your car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's old, and I've used it before but seems appropriate for this.

I brought a new car the other day that was previously owned by Bonnie Tyler.

It's okay but every now and then it falls apart.

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By *yldstyle OP Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Thank you all. Bad jokes always get a giggle from me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the chicken cross the playpark?

To get to the other slide!

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