FabSwingers.com forum: So,i ordered my breakfast and then......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Payed for it sat down,was just about too tuck into my full english when i spotted.....no egg!! Wheres my fuckin egg!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole it sorry. You can have it back, its a bit rubbery.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Payed for it sat down,was just about too tuck into my full english when i spotted.....no egg!! Wheres my fuckin egg!!"

That's no yoke... I would demand a refund

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I stole it sorry. You can have it back, its a bit rubbery. "

Went back and they said we will do you another,my breakie is getting cold by now,i left it #feelcheated

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

How eggsasperating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How eggsasperating "

Dear lord

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Payed for it sat down,was just about too tuck into my full english when i spotted.....no egg!! Wheres my fuckin egg!!"

Do you alway's have problems with your breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Payed for it sat down,was just about too tuck into my full english when i spotted.....no egg!! Wheres my fuckin egg!!

Do you alway's have problems with your breakfast?"

Bloodyhell yes,when i get an egg they put beans on it! Beans dont go on top of egg,its the law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rman82Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I hope this is some kind of joke? If not you better name and shame this awful establishment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs are rank anyway, I'd love that to happen. Especially when I ask the staff to leave eggs off, and when the plate arrives, they're still there...taunting me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope this is some kind of joke? If not you better name and shame this awful establishment..."

Im prob not to far from you,its in ancoats

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *iceguytwoMan
over a year ago

Winchester, S Hants, London

Well you certainly had a very lucky escape as far as I'm concerned!

Dreadful things; eggs.

Absolutely disgusting: they don't bear thinking about; make me retch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had a goose egg last week,was lovely

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Payed for it sat down,was just about too tuck into my full english when i spotted.....no egg!! Wheres my fuckin egg!!

Do you alway's have problems with your breakfast?

Bloodyhell yes,when i get an egg they put beans on it! Beans dont go on top of egg,its the law"

Well everyone know's that don't they!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is the waitress called Shelly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the waitress called Shelly?"

Or shelly the fuckin egg stealer as shes now called

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well you certainly had a very lucky eggscape as far as I'm concerned!

Dreadful things; eggs.

Absolutely disgusting: they don't bear thinking about; make me retch!"

Eggs are great things,you can do so much with them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the waitress called Shelly?

Or shelly the fuckin egg stealer as shes now called"

Ooooooooooh fuck i missed that ace.....grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Payed for it sat down,was just about too tuck into my full english when i spotted.....no egg!! Wheres my fuckin egg!!"

Bloody outrageous!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well you certainly had a very lucky eggscape as far as I'm concerned!

Dreadful things; eggs.

Absolutely disgusting: they don't bear thinking about; make me retch!

Eggs are great things,you can do so much with them!"

Not that kind..tut

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Is the waitress called Shelly?"

cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans never go on the egg. You need to use sausage as a breakwater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are jokes in here by the dozen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many yolkers in here

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"So many yolkers in here"

With your username you will have OP jealous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the waitress called Shelly?

cracked me up"

Oh god noooooo more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outrageous ... Seriously no egg? Wtf

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Are you one of these people who takes pictures of their food and put them in an album-en?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you one of these people who takes pictures of their food and put them in an album-en?

I put them on inst-egg-ram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you certainly had a very lucky eggscape as far as I'm concerned!

Dreadful things; eggs.

Absolutely disgusting: they don't bear thinking about; make me retch!

Eggs are great things,you can do so much with them!"

Good for cakes or fertilising. That's it.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Are you one of these people who takes pictures of their food and put them in an album-en?

I put them on inst-egg-ram"

Many followers? Or just a poultry amount?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Are you one of these people who takes pictures of their food and put them in an album-en?

I put them on inst-egg-ram

Many followers? Or just a poultry amount? "

Maybe time to lay off the egg jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got one once with no mushrooms

What the fuck.theyre best bit of a fry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are yolking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you one of these people who takes pictures of their food and put them in an album-en?

I put them on inst-egg-ram

Many followers? Or just a poultry amount?

Maybe time to lay off the egg jokes

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Payed for it sat down,was just about too tuck into my full english when i spotted.....no egg!! Wheres my fuckin egg!!"

Don't yolk with me. Are you in shell shock? You can't egg-nore such a travesty. That is just rotten egg luck. Try to stay on the sunny side up sweetie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Payed for it sat down,was just about too tuck into my full english when i spotted.....no egg!! Wheres my fuckin egg!!

Don't yolk with me. Are you in shell shock? You can't egg-nore such a travesty. That is just rotten egg luck. Try to stay on the sunny side up sweetie

Did you poach them jokes off somebody else

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Are you one of these people who takes pictures of their food and put them in an album-en?

I put them on inst-egg-ram

Many followers? Or just a poultry amount?

Maybe time to lay off the egg jokes

Who rattled your cage? Chill out and have a drink with me, down the hatch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you go back and get them to eggsplain themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwww someone mentioned beans and egg on the same plate VOM !!

The smell of the two together is disgusting !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwwww someone mentioned beans and egg on the same plate VOM !!

The smell of the two together is disgusting !!

I love egg and beans on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mind must be "scrambled" by now OP with all these egg jokes.?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your mind must be "scrambled" by now OP with all these egg jokes.?"

Think i'll just order a bcon butty next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your mind must be "scrambled" by now OP with all these egg jokes.?

Think i'll just order a bcon butty next time"

Or bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted bacon bitty love them.

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